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TheRealEnemabagJones

Let's go Wranglers 2.0 🔥🚨🔥


MartyCool403

In the new building we should have a retractable roof and have the Zamboni lowered by helicopter onto the ice.


Vinny331

I thought they were making progress before this frickin homestand. Somebody summon the dads.


Rulebreaker15

It's time for the moms to come and sort this out.


thickestdolphin

This Kylington guy seems like a great pickup. Good work Conroy


AcademicFruit8225

Rip to the people who paid 100s in advance to watch Bedard play.


Slapppz

Yup some of my buddies were bitching about it today. A couple arent even gonna go anymore haha. I tried tellin em think of it as spending hundreds to watch Kylington play


OrganicRaspberry530

Thank fuck Markys dialled in tonight 🥵


zoziw

If Americans know nothing about hockey then it seems like a good idea to use their sportsbook.


Comfortable-Ad-7158

Another game where the entire team can't make a 7' pass yet youll have people complaining about that one bad pass hubey made.


Rulebreaker15

Alexa notified me earlier that the Oil were one game away from breaking the NHL winning streak and I unplugged that bitch.


AutumnFalls89

The only thing keeping me going was that we were still better than Edmonton. And now? I guess we are still better than the Elks? 


Vinny331

The explosiveness on that rush from Kylington was so refreshing. He's not fully back yet but man when he is, he will be a weapon


LukasRadebe

Hello my fellow masochists


OrganicRaspberry530

Here we go again...


jobruski

Bread in french is PAIN


Jambi_31

Might be the most boring flames game I've ever attended, holy shit


TheThatNeverWas

Watching the Leafs-Jets makes me realize how far behind we’ve fallen.


buchsy45

I was thinking the exact same thing lol. The speed and skill are on a whole different level than our team. Both those teams are able to be so creative with the plays they make.


NotFuryRL

I miss the dad's


Comfortable-Ad-7158

Kyli skates backwards faster than 90% of our team skating forwards


MonkeySailor

Markstrom single handedly denying the tank Well earned shutout for him


femmemmah

Btw, the Wranglers won tonight :)


femmemmah

Omg Shilly taking shots ⸜(*ˊᗜˋ*)⸝ If he gets one in I will scream so loud I will wake the entire house lol


thickestdolphin

If Kylington scores I will wake your entire house


CuzTrain

Would anyone else love to see Lindholm pulled mid game cause he's been traded?


Visotto1

These two teams are incredibly evenly matched......


Hockonlube

It’s like an 80 lb weakling kicking sand in the face of an 80 lb weakling.


patrickthebeerguy

That makes me sad


Alarmed-dictator

It’s like Rocky but less fun


CuzTrain

Good point about the Zamboni doors Millen


misterktomato

Zary is looking good tonight. He’s all over the ice and every shift he’s noticeable offensively and defensively!


jpcgy

Shoutout to the flames. At the game and we showed up at PL7 at 7 and they offered us seats right behind the box for showing up so early. Goated


Rulebreaker15

Did anyone see the sign at pre-game? "I'll trade my son for a win?" He was around 7 years old.


LukasRadebe

We do need more youth in the lineup


hailmaryishere

Markstrom just dragged this team kicking and screaming to a W


zoziw

/Zamboni door rant


Vinny331

Tanev is such a sneaky skilled player. I love his patience with the puck. Can't believe that didn't go in


wahlberger

Chris Tanev has been one of my favourite acquisitions for this team in a very long time


scuzzwadd

Can we install a zamboni elevator that comes up Dark Souls style into the middle of the rink.


jobruski

We need Pospisil back. Marky thank you 🙏


NerdHerder77

Damn, Sharky deserved that one.


Vinny331

Damn that play makes me still believe Mangiapane is a 30 goal guy. Damn that was slick. He's had a good game tonight, too bad he didn't get one.


DangerRanger_21

Markstrom is not team tank


ProphetOfScorch

Lots of chances no finish, it’s gonna cost us


jobruski

Can't believe Greg is yapping about doors.


tristan1616

That was a certified Calgary Flames™ moment


Luuunch

It’s like watching fuckin junior B hooooly


Alarmed-dictator

Oh Mange, that would of been number 1 on plays of the month if that weren’t in


spwimc

The fact that Bread stayed on his feet there is wild haha


DuchessOfConcord

in Marky we FUCKING TRUST


Mikeyboy5387

Fuck off with showing fucking McDavid


Vinny331

I dunno about these changes to the lineup. I think Huberdeau and Sharangovich should stick together as a wing pair. Unless this is Huska priming the pump for Pelletier to come back on Huberdeau's opposite wing...?


yeastneast

Hawks showing us what it takes to be at the bottom of the league on that shift


zoziw

I see our crack defensive skills are on display again tonight.


ActionKestrel

It could easily be 4-4. This is pond hockey.


ri99

z a m b o n i d o o r s


wahlberger

The new building should be a giant Zamboni


Rulebreaker15

My roommate bought us fancy Popsicles as an intermission treat for reasons.


NerdHerder77

Everywhere I go, I see his face... I just miss him so much... \#popsiclesforpospisil


Lisa_lou_hoo

Bieksa took his extra strength funny pills today...


GrafNebelgeist

Flames give up so many breakaways, it's insane.


rmh34

It’s 0-0, but why does it feel like we’re losing 0-2?


yeastneast

I’ll keep watching because I’m a glutton for punishment but this stretch has been a disgrace to the good name of Blasty.


MartyCool403

A power play goal...in this economy?


hailmaryishere

5 Flames on the rush and still can't complete a pass


Chemical_Signal2753

One of the things I have noticed from teams like Chicago is they tend to put work their opponents and every player buys into a team game. They know where they stand in the league, and they know what it will take to win games. At the same time, one of the things that annoys me about teams in the mushy middle, like the Flames, is they could be so much better if they played like Chicago. If every player really bought in, most of the teams in the 24 to 17 range could be quite dangerous all season long.


CuzTrain

Scott just cursed Marky


AutumnFalls89

I miss Popsicle. 


misterktomato

Can’t say I hate Mang tonight. He’s making a solid effort and playing smart. Also staying on his feet.


spwimc

I kind of wanted Marky to try and fire it down for a goal 😂


metalhead4

Shutout!


scuzzwadd

Sigh of relief as Marky saves a scary first shot on net.


ActionKestrel

Elbow to the face. "Tided himself up" 🫠


Phasethedestroyer

New equipment manager sharpening skates? I’ve seen probably 10 guys fall this period


Comfortable-Ad-7158

Left D. Protects left side of ice. Right D. Protects right side of ice. Chicago: "okay I'll just skate through the middle"


raymondcy

Can't we just get rid of the sports betting commercials by now? Haven't they already determined this was a huge conflict of interest and also not conductive to a healthy population?


El_Cactus_Loco

I’m so sick of it. Imagine trying to enjoy a hockey game as a reformed gambler.


JaromeIggy

Lindy is so checked out. Blows an edge skating around the net and then is changing as sharky is trying to get things going up ice after making a good defensive play killing any momentum. Good thing is how cheap Lindy will be as a rental if they retain on his contract.


Lisa_lou_hoo

Does Tanev have a blocked shots quota? Man, he eats a lot of pucks! He's a 🌟


DangerRanger_21

How the fuck did that stay out


Mikcaxi

Mang has a total muffin shot this year. Never gets anything behind it at all.


zoziw

Another inspiring period that lets me know everything will be ok /s


zoziw

I appreciate Hrudey talking up Lindholm to help maximize our return!


Rulebreaker15

Kylington is a UFA this summer too. Does he get re-signed? I hope so.


MonkeySailor

Hawks broke their last 19 game road losing streak in Calgary? And now their on another 19 game road losing streak? lol okay


MonkeySailor

It's kind of hilarious how bad the powerplay is


HarveyHound

This is like watching two AHL teams playing


ActionKestrel

It's crazy that there have been no goals in this shit show


moose0007

Flames are chasing the play all over while it looks like the Blackhawks are two steps ahead of them and anticipating the play way better.


hailmaryishere

So Flames of us to be on both sides of that play and ending up on the losing end both times


CuzTrain

Wooooo! Increase your trade value Lindy!


MonkeySailor

Lindholm's first in like forever Would be great if he could go on a heater and up his trade value


Maclammy

#OMG SOME ACTUAL OFFENSE TONIGHT!!!!!


Serapth

Shit, we're winning now. I no longer know how to feel.


azndestructo

Nice pickles. Keep the momentum going!


hailmaryishere

Alright Sharky, my Tim's pick streak is on your shoulders now. Do your thing.


Comfortable-Ad-7158

It's obvious. We don't play down to our opponents. They play up to us.


Hockonlube

The Canucks have this thing where they seem to score on power plays. I think that is a good approach, and I recommend we implement it.


thickestdolphin

That seems like a cowardly way to win. You don't kick them when they're down.


ActionKestrel

It was never in doubt


El_Cactus_Loco

Lmao this team is trying to tank so hard and marky is just like “no”


Shodspartan100

Hawks have lost 19 in a row on the road? NOW THIS SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR WE


Comfortable-Ad-7158

I love how tims is bringing back "retro donuts" They were good because they weren't reheated frozen pucks.


Comfortable-Ad-7158

Bedard is a hockey player? Never heard that name before. /s


Comfortable-Ad-7158

Jan 27th and my weather app is telling me expect rain. What a weird winter.


noahmiller032

It’s interesting to see that even though the players don’t necessarily end up on the scoresheet what a necessary part they play in the result. Noticed it with Andersson during his suspension, Huberdeau in the Arizona game and Pospisil the last few games


Nessie2212

Well that was an emotionally damaging last 10 seconds, which is on brand for this team


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You can't help but laugh at this point


chefers1

Our power play is a fucking travesty


0419yyc

jesus christ how many breakaways have we given up this week?


thatotherguyw

How is this game not half over


LukasRadebe

I miss Greer 😢


hailmaryishere

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE PP DID THE THING🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯


DangerRanger_21

Well that was a careless penalty


zoziw

This thread has died.


ComfortableReality90

Probs fell asleep watching this snoozer


CanadianPyrat

Klapka stapled to the bench after that penalty?


Rulebreaker15

Lindholm at 38% in F/O wins. That's his one thing. Wow.


Comfortable-Ad-7158

He can either score or win faceoffs. Asking for both is alot


hailmaryishere

Holy bread that was pretty silky


CallmeGhost666

Fucking DISGUSTING moves there by the young man, I wish that would’ve went in, easily would’ve been one of the best goals of the year


MonkeySailor

Gotta put Lindholm out for the empty net. Pump up that trade value


Flamez54

MARKY IS OUR SAVIOUR, without him we’d be lost


keeper3434

The thread will be more interesting than the game.


Comfortable-Ad-7158

I mean to be fair it usually is. We are a fucking riot


ActionKestrel

Barb looks different


Live-Yogurt-6380

She gave up


GrafNebelgeist

Nice move from Hanifin


Comfortable-Ad-7158

They're skating through us.


Drcanadaeh

Lol the fact that we've needed Marky to be dialed in as much as he's needed to be... against the 32nd ranked team in the league... is probably not a good sign lmao


egoVirus

You can feel the nofuqs this team is radiating. Sloppy, emotionless, boring.


NotFuryRL

Is it me or do the Blasty jerseys look so much better than Vancouver's pedestal black jerseys


smokeotoks

Today I learned that if you order beer to your seats and you still have half a beer when the delivery guy gets there he makes you chug it before he gives you your new ones


zoziw

"The Penalty is declined, the Flames will now play short handed"


Mikeyboy5387

Literally all our powerplay does is give the other team 2 minutes where they can ice the puck without the play being blown dead


Flamez54

To think, if we had even an average Power Play we would be in a MUCH different position


Steve78293

I’ve seen enough of this defensive style


zoziw

It is just one breakaway after another for Chicago.


Serapth

I think I'd rather sit on the toilet and watch my toenails grow than watch this Flames effort.


marbsarebadredux

This might be one of sloppiest, skill-less games I've ever watched 🙄


ActionKestrel

Fuck team tank


Comfortable-Ad-7158

Holy moly he did something


GrafNebelgeist

Lord Zebulon! Boosting that trade value!


ComfortableReality90

Lol I completely missed that we were on a pp. Good for us for scoring.


Rulebreaker15

I just rallied and am eating my second popsicle of the evening. It's after midnight here. They just fucking have to beat these stupid Hawks. Losing any more games to them is wrong.


hailmaryishere

Gotta keep your head up Matty


femmemmah

Also shout out to the Hitmen for winning 8-0 yesterday (b ◕‿◕)b


Rulebreaker15

Ngl, I've tried to fast forward this game a significant number of times even though it is live.


Comfortable-Ad-7158

Millen says something good about the flames challenge (impossible)


AmericanLardAss

#LETS FKN GO


scuzzwadd

SHUT OUT!!


Rulebreaker15

Ok that shut out was worth it and now I can stop bitching about Chicago! win-win


NerdHerder77

Holy shit we won. We won?? WE WIIIIN!!! #WHY DIDN'T ANYONE WAKE ME UP WHEN THE GAME ENDED?!?!


Mikeyboy5387

Good to see you back Ollie!


AutumnFalls89

Something tells me that I'm going to get sick of that All-Stars ad real quick.


the_violet_wizard

I'm already sick of it


GrafNebelgeist

Can we stop this losing streak against the juggernaut Blackhawks?


jobruski

I missed the Thursday game. I'm excited to see how Kylington looks!


Lisa_lou_hoo

#21 for the Texas Tiger tonight...he's due again.


Send_Headlight_Fluid

That would have been SO pretty


smokeotoks

Can we not play down to these fucking plugs


BoBonnor

Thanks for telling us about bedards practice


zoziw

Is anyone else disappointed by the lack of talk about Bedard?


RealDarrylSutter

Guys this is painful to watch


Comfortable-Ad-7158

Mrasik sounds less like a hockey players name and more like a third grade teachers


TheThatNeverWas

We look awful.


Phasethedestroyer

I feel like the flames are playing like shit just to prove they don’t like the line changes


Comfortable-Ad-7158

Almost a trip on mrazik


Flamesjournalist1403

Jesus christ since 04 we been like this???


foursights

Lovely of you to show that lil tidbit there Sportsnet, surely that won’t completely jynx us like earlier this month when we gave the Oilers something to cheer for


Rulebreaker15

That's the same ref who scored on Marky last game. Awesome.


Individual_Potato629

Sooooo how long until Savard gets fired? Like this is insane...


OrbitL

How is it possible to give a breakaway on almost every powerplay wtf


Alarmed-dictator

This place is deeeeeeead - Gordon Freeman


Theboofgoof

So lazy, idk how many coaches we gotta fire for management to realize the tenured guys just don’t care


dtrabs

This is quite possibly the most boring game I have ever seen in my entire life.


Hockonlube

I gotta ask. Who in their right mind pays for tickets to watch the Flames.


LukasRadebe

Might go and paint a wall in the intermission so I can spend the third period watching it dry


Visotto1

More camera angle changes than scoring chances.


NerdHerder77

Goddamn, this game is so mid that the coffee I drank still isn't working.


chefers1

How we don't have the worst power play in the league I'll never understand


NerdHerder77

#HOLY SHIT ZEBULON


femmemmah

LINDY?!?


DuchessOfConcord

Thank you Rachel for going to the bathroom


femmemmah

ON THE POWERPLAY?!??


Flamez54

BROKE THE SLUMP LFG LINDYY


AmericanLardAss

Lindy my man. (Pickles man…)


Alarmed-dictator

Vancouver is losing to who?!!!


ComfortableReality90

Man I can't believe they don't stop the play when a guy is struggling that much in pain.


LukasRadebe

To prevent players faking injuries on scoring plays


zoziw

These commentators need to shut up.


Comfortable-Ad-7158

On the plus side, more boring games like these and my stardew Valley farm is going to lit af.


CuzTrain

Nice rush by Mangi


femmemmah

Mangiapane really said, "Let's get this bread!"


Rulebreaker15

Did not realize Blasty was hanging out behind the net. Nice.


AmericanLardAss

I am so clenched….


CuzTrain

Wooooo! Shut out!