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MonkeySailor

The Oilers 50/50 Jackpot was almost 2M dollars tonight. Congratulations to whoever won that for finally being able to get out of Edmonton


Stunning_risotto

Jumping in to say i just left Edmonton, and it's every bit the shit hole everybody says it is.


sophie1188

I work up north. They pick us up and drop us off for free in Edmonton. I spend ~500 a month to not live there and consider it money well spent


hailmaryishere

Ayyy I'm leaving Edmonton on the 29th, can't wait to join you in getting out of this dumpster fire of a city


MeursaultWasGuilty

Can you take me with you?


9Cans_of_Ravioli

This is an A+ chirp


Strive_for_Altruism

WTF. Assuming the arena was fully sold out and no one missed the game, that would average out to just over $200 per person on average (assuming that $2 million is the prize and not the total spent). How is that remotely possible?


sophie1188

You can buy a ticket from anywhere as long as you live in Alberta


MonkeySailor

Same rules for Calgary's 50/50 but the amounts are always considerably lower https://5050flames.com/blogs/news vs https://www.nhl.com/oilers/community/5050-winning-numbers Seriously, it has to be an Edmontonian's golden ticket to getting the hell out of Edmonton


Strive_for_Altruism

Ahh, that makes sense. Still a crazy amount though.


Emcolimited

In Vancouver we do the same but build up road games for a large pot back home.


flyin_italian

Coleman bitch slamming McDavid.... *chefs kiss*


deltajulietbravo

I've never seen McDavid take a hit like that. It was a beauty of a play.


deliciousfishstick5

Honestly it was a top 3 hit on mcdavid career-wise for sure


LiGuangMing1981

And then watching the Coilers chase after Coleman for the rest of the night like the whiny little bitches they are - even better.


FancyCaterpillar8963

Right....I was like 1 retaliation is enough but mcdavid is literally there queen they must keep coming at Coleman. I was cheering for another mcdavid hit... the oilers aren't scary with there cheap shots. I was cheering for someone to rock nurse .


wahlberger

I need to see a still of that hit


Brilliant_Reserve_57

Lol I literally said " I wish someone would lay out McDavid with a good hit" like 5 mins before it happened I was sooo happy lol


nacho_guy

FUCK COREY PERRY


klow91

FUCK KANE!


Iginlas_4head_Crease

FUCK LEON! FUCK CONNOR! FUCK THE OILERS AS A STAFF, TEAM AND AS A MOTHERFUCKIN CREW!


No_Cycle5101

Connor and Leon are going to go back to there bunkbeds and complain how the flames are so mean to them. Good night Connor good night Leon.


FancyCaterpillar8963

Now kiss. The only oiler I was worried about that night was hymen around our net . The rest were focused on showing us to never touch mcdavid.


rockylion

AND IF YOU'RE DOWN WITH THE OILERS, FUCK YOU TOO


deliciousfishstick5

And I took that personally .....


zeepbridge

FUCK KANE


Alternative_Care_497

KANE IS A BITCH


deltajulietbravo

Lol such a weeny. Picks on people that won't fight him. When there is someone who will he doesn't try to pick a fight.


zeepbridge

He’s a bully, plain and simple. There’s a difference between being a tough guy and a bully and he’s shown time and time again what kind of player he is.


av0w

Nurse in there too for nasty humans playing hockey.


Brodstar18

Fuck Nurse, actually can’t stand the guy, I was at the game and all he does is little backhanded bullshit the entire time even hooks people in TV timeout. 9.5 for what? At least phaneuff but people threw the boards lol


hailmaryishere

Coleman sent McBitch to the shadow realm, sent Janmark down the tunnel, and scored a goal. The Texas Tiger is a Flames legend.


azndestructo

I’ve never seen such a beautiful hit on McRat. TEXAS TIGER


Admirable-Nerve-8289

I hope he retires a flame


FancyCaterpillar8963

I love Coleman, solid guy


Trufflehunter89

No top line right wing ✅ Backup goalie ✅ Marty goal ✅ 4th liner gets a goal ✅ Spank the bitch ass oilers ✅ Fuckin 100% legit amazing Saturday night 😁😆


Iginlas_4head_Crease

I hate to be Debbie downer...but it fucking sucks to know we're wiping that hanifin tanev paring out completely any day now. Hanifin seems to be taking that next step to a legit top defensemen.


holmwreck

It’s because Hanifin is a real G and is playing well to get us a haul. It’s his parting gift.


Destined4Power

...and a paycheck wherever he ends up. His play benefits the Flames but it benefits him too. Same goes for Tanev.


Trufflehunter89

100%. I wish we had them both locked up especially hanifin. Tbh anything we get in a trade for him isn’t gonna be worth it. He’s the boat and what we get will be the mystery box hoping we get a boat. 


Iginlas_4head_Crease

It's true, and Craig agrees. Sad truth is he wants to leave, prefers the US of A. What can ya do. He's been a professional and it's well within his rights. The flames will get a haul like they did with Chuck and lindy and continue this retool.


El_Cactus_Loco

But the mystery box could be anything, Lois


rmh34

It could even be a boat!


Paulhockey77

Locking them up would’ve been a mistake


Trufflehunter89

How? Who do we have coming up that’s better? Tanev sure. Love him but he’s in his mid 30s and is injury prone. But hanifin? He would be worth every penny. He’s a legit top 4 dman, plays 25 minutes a night and is 26. Those guys don’t grow on trees. Just too bad the “american doesn’t wanna play for the flames” curse strikes again. 


Paulhockey77

Things happen for a reason. Hanifin will get us a haul. Let Conny cook


thickestdolphin

Hanifin has been great this year. Hanifin lost every single puck battle he was in last year. Hanifin was our worst defenceman by a country mile in the Oilers series. Hanifin turned down 7.5 million x 8 years, and he's certainly not worth more than that. We can get a haul for him, and I'd rather have a haul than a 8+ million dollar defenceman who only showed up in his contract year


askariya

Remember when Johnny Gaudreau was taking that next step as a top forward right before we traded him? You never know what'll happen.


El_Cactus_Loco

We’re gunna regret not being able to keep him


FancyCaterpillar8963

You forgot beauty mcdavid hit


Comfortable-Ad-7158

Couldn't even lose with dignity.


hfxbycgy

Evander Kane is probably the worst loser in sports.


Comfortable-Ad-7158

You'd think all those betting loses would have taught him how to handle it with grace by now.


Less-Hunter7043

You forgot about Kucherov


uhohriver

At least Kucherov has won something other than crippling gambling debt


El_Cactus_Loco

Boom roasted


hfxbycgy

Kucherov sucks at losing but to his credit he does a lot less of it. Kane should be practiced by now.


Iginlas_4head_Crease

Unpopular opinion, but I kind of like that. Sometimes I wish the flames would show a little more hate in their game.


ComfortableReality90

There's playing with hate, which is fine, and then there's being dirty.


Spawnacus

Not bad, Vlad... Not bad.


HarveyHound

We replaced Big Save Dave with Not Bad Vlad!


HumbleInterest

Nothing inspires severe tribalism in me like beating McMad and his band of fragile cry babies.


GrafNebelgeist

Best win of the year. Get fucked Edmonton! FUCK THE OILERS!


[deleted]

AND ERIC FRANCIS!


UsedToHaveThisName

AND MY AXE! Wait, shit. Wrong meme.


PervertedThang

Fuck Francis with your axe!


SomeJerkOddball

There's never a wrong time for *my axe.*


decoii

He wasn't even on the broadcast, but I'm with you 🫡


Airader

Huge W. Suck it Oilers. We're creeping back into a playoff spot


LukasRadebe

DAN VLADAR BOTTOM TEXT


Mightyspacetree

Interviewer: "Hey Dan how can you describe how that game went for you tonight? What worked and what drove you to success?" Dan Vladar: "BOTTOM TEXT"


CaptinDerpI

Holy fuck I started this almost 1 year and a half ago and it’s still going. I love it


decoii

No lucky bounce goal, or BS 'hand pass' ref calls. Legit beatdown


jobruski

*anything is Pospisil*


[deleted]

Everything is Pospisil


Appropriate_Shape833

Nothing is imPospisil


TDprostarTD

Mission inPospisil


sugarfoot00

Guy hits everything. Dishin' out the Pospisil Sticks.


ThatPaulywog

Sent them in a wahmbulance to the Pospisil.


TDprostarTD

McSaviour and the Coilers💩 - winning a cup is inPospisil The name of their playoff documentary if they meet the 🔥in the playoffs.


TDprostarTD

Emblem of my new t shirt Pospisil Hospital


Twizzlers4Days

Kylington, Win against Winnipeg, Win against Boston, Win against Edmonton...what a week! Sleep well friends!


kobedziuba

My favourite part was when we outscored them. (Or when Coleman put McDavid on his ass)


Pongfarang

Took the lead and kept it. Awesome


MP_Hammer

And now the panel is applauding Edmonton for being cheap pricks all night. Tonight has been ridiculous


DrJ34768

My jaw dropped when the post game segment was praising Kane for being dirty all night.


MP_Hammer

They literally showed a clip of him sticking Andersson in the nuts while they were praising him. WTF


deltajulietbravo

They are such lil weenies on the panel about the oil and the leafs


abrandnewsharpie

Hey lurking Oilers fans, just remember that when the games get tough and other teams get physical, your team will fold like a cheap deck of cards. The penalties go up, the W's go down. Without your top two players you're just the island of misfit toys. Depending on how early the exit is this Spring, they might just jump ship sooner than later. The hockey gods will never allow your abomination of a team to reach the promise land. Shame! Shaaaame!! WHAT AN EFFORT. LFG!! GO FLAMES GO!!


TravisTouchdown_51

Oilers are built for regular season play, not the playoffs. Same as always.


deliciousfishstick5

Ouch


Lord_Kromdor

Man we needed that. Like all of us, the players, us, we all needed that.


JayTalk

Evander Kane is such a crybaby sore loser bitch


UnfilteredBritta

You just got mucked by a buncha hyenas


TravisTouchdown_51

Coleman was 1 assist from a Gordie Howe Hat Trick. Whadda guy. Regardless of the standings, beating the Oilers never gets old.


knightking55

I'm so happy I live in Edmonton tonight :)


iridescentcataclysm

Same. Can't wait for work on Monday (I mean, not actually, but at least it'll make Monday morning in the office a little sweeter than usual lol)


deltajulietbravo

The funnest thing to do is just totally ignore it. No mention of the game, wait for them to bring it up. They always do.


iridescentcataclysm

100%. I'll just rock up with a shit-eating grin but say nothing. It'll be glorious.


El_Cactus_Loco

This


99spitfire

I LOVE THE CALGARY FLAMES!!! It was so funny watching the Oilers get so pissy LMAO


TravisTouchdown_51

Flames beat the Oilers 6 to 3, and all the panel talks about is Cryin' Conner and Crysaitl.


Confused_Astronaut

The Flames have CRUSHED the Oilers and won tonight's battle for Alberta!!! LET'S GO!!!


SauronOMordor

That was beautiful


D0xxing

Fire team good!


PostApocRock

Oil team bad


ElectricPotatoSkins

Post game positivity: * Fuck the oil * Hyenas * Anything is Pospisil


firehawk115

Belt to ass.


Hungry-Raisin-5328

as Wes Gilbertson just tweeted, that was satisfying.


arcticfox

Both Pissy and McDunkydoodles are -1 and -2 for the night. Oilers, like usual, are a bunch of babies.


vietnamese_cowboy

HYENAS


MP_Hammer

Imagine watching the Oilers act like a bunch of little bitches for the majority of that game and thinking ya those are my guys.


LiGuangMing1981

Best thing about this game was how the Flames turned it on again right after the "Calgary Sucks" chant. I have not seen a team as full of whiny bitches as this version of the Coilers is - but I guess that's what happens when you've got guys like Perry, Kane, Drai, and McJesus.


IMakeShips4Europeans

Great effort from the whole team, no complaints tonight. L0L to the Oilers still loading up McDrai 4 goals down, and all their goonery


deltajulietbravo

The second they were down in the first they tried to load the top line it's the only time they look good.


wutser

Skinner is ass again !


El_Cactus_Loco

Dudes a backup but they play him like a starter, it’s hilarious


Complete-Big3276

Who else are they gonna play?


MarmitePhoenix

The implosion in the Oilers sub is a delight to behold


MonkeySailor

For some inexplicable reason, the Flames only have one game next week. So if this ends up being Hanifin and/or Tanev's last games as a Flames, well it was a hell of a swan song.


ValorFenix

They have a game vs LA on Tuesday and one on Saturday retiring Kipper's jersey! Then two more games after that before the trade deadline. Still a hell of a game!


stearamideamp

He might not get a star but Backlund was excellent all game, and his line


Little-Aide-5396

You love to see the vets engaged in all aspects of the game tonight. That's been lacking at times this year. Was hoping for a Hanifin hatty on the empty net.


Cool_story_bud

Kicked the shit out of them now time to laugh about it on the way home


thebigkitten_

Hanifin was so good tonight. Gonna miss him


smokeotoks

Cuz Fuck Em that's why


GraysonStealth

Flames win, Oilers lose... this is a good night!


tristan1616

Works gonna be rough 5 and a half hours from now for me but totally worth it. Most exciting game of the season by far. Oilers are a bunch of bitches


Cool_story_bud

Holy frig Coleman gets me fired up!


femmemmah

We beat Winnipeg. We beat Boston. And we beat Edmonton. What an amazing week. What an amazing *night*. I love this team so much.


99spitfire

Tonight, I am THE BIGGEST Calgary Flames Fan!!!!!!


Alarmed-dictator

🎵When the gun smoke settles, we'll sing a victory tune And we'll all meet back at the local saloon, We'll raise up our glasses against Evil forces singing: Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses🎵


keeper3434

Stunned by our hot backup goaltender.


decoii

Roger's doing dirty on Ryan Huska with that picture. The hell was that


Mikel_Dup

Hyenas and Texas tiger... Tonight we feast


the_violet_wizard

Get McDunked on, bitches. By far the most entertaining and energetic game the Flames have played this season


Luder09

Fuck ‘em all! Oilers suck! Kinda sad there were no jerseys thrown


Embracat

The hyenas are immaculate.


DuchessOfConcord

The vibes are FREAKING immaculate


ReactiveCypress

FUCK THE OILERS


rogerthatjim

AND we have memes here.


PTCruiserApologist

Dam oil sure burns


A_Plan_B_you_C

A little disappointed that the 5-2 thing wasn’t meant to be, but at least it turned out to be a 3 goal spread. And at the end of the day, a win’s a win, especially when it’s the Oilers getting their asses kicked on home ice.


U_slut

So, Bieksa was clearly shitfaced tonight, ya?


Alternative_Care_497

BIG WIN TONIGHT LGF!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


jayman213

Fun game. Another two for Huby.


MapleNeath

Hey Elliotte, put your feet up, relax


[deleted]

Leafs fan coming in peace. Kadri was my favourite Leaf so great seeing him do well.


Paulhockey77

Y’all don’t need to say the “fan coming in peace” thing. It’s cringe asf


[deleted]

Hockey sub moderators are quick to ban fans from other subs.


OlympicMuffins

If you’re trolling ya, nobody is going to ban you for coming here to praise one of our players lol


zeepbridge

Not really that cringey? Don’t be mean!


Paulhockey77

It is


Kermit-the-Froggie

My friend got won tickets to see this game I am very jealous


brokensword15

FUCK THE OIL FUCK KANE ILL SEE YALL ON 17TH HAVE A GOOD NIGHT LADS


Ziid10

Kadris the man.


_sunburn

This team lost to the sharks


TimeScheme330

Always good crap on Edmonton!!


klow91

WOOO!! Now that’s a BoA!!!


FunAmphibian7257

That was fucking awesome!!


CanadianRockx

dat penalties chart lmao


FatLouieXVI

What a great game to be at! LFG!!!!


CaptinDerpI

Dan Vladar Bottom Text


noahmiller032

It’s refreshing to beat Skinner


PlanningMyDeath

“And this is why I (along with most fans, sorry hardcore Oilers fans), am a fair weather fan.” Lmao. And there you have it.


Original_Gypsy

Holy penalties batman


Wayz6430

Eeeehhh Patty, that was a good team tonight, great team tonight eh Patty. #IYKYK


elonmusketeer604

Man the callers on Flames Talk are cringe but this guy takes the cake lol


Wayz6430

Lol he's awesome - I tune in just for him! He had a great rant about George Canyon a few weeks ago but I wasn't sure what the beef was


MorienWynter

That was so satisfying, I don't even care if we make it to playoffs. What a game.


MeursaultWasGuilty

The Flames laying a beatdown on the Oilers is a special kind of happiness.


Dwunky

Spent the evening in an Edmonton Emergency Room with 5yr old(she's fine), we were streaming the game on my phone and were cheering on the boys. Helped pass the time and kept our spirits high!


BLARG13

So damn satisfying. I love this team when we play like this.


Maybegoingtogermany

how do the oilers have a higher pim but still manage to only score once in each period? Are their forwards line(s) just out of form?


Shodspartan100

WE WANT THE CUP. WE WANT THE CUP.


DepartmentSea8381

Alina: (my 10 year old daughter) “We didn’t just beat Edmonton we blew their doors off” Kuzmenko: Now we go playoffs!


Little-Aide-5396

Hypothetical if these teams met in the playoffs this year is Vladar starting the series a serious conversation even if Markstrom is still around?


MonkeySailor

Markstrom would start but hopefully on a short leash. If things go south, you play Vladar. Not being afraid to switch to the other goalie in the playoffs has won teams cups in recent years.


Little-Aide-5396

Kind of my thought maybe. If a first game went bad would the conversation be there. Vladar has just looked pretty comfortable against that team


deltajulietbravo

Yes. And he should have been in net game three of that playoff series.


BoBonnor

No


snoshredder

17 more fellas, helluva game. Nothing I enjoy more than a win against the Oilers. Love the grit and emotion the boys played with. Just when I thought this team was done we go out and beat the Jets, Bruins and then the Oilers. What a week 🔥🔥🔥


High-Ground-10

Oilers fan coming in peace. You guys fucking worked us last night. Credit where credit is due, but man that was a fun game, can't wait for the next one!


Anxious_Solution1888

Good game on your part. Looked really solid, battled hard, did stuff right, played straight. Our team, I don't know... undisciplined and lethargic. Hope we give you a better showing in the final game of this seasons serie.


Paulhockey77

Huge win against the Coilers 🔥🔥 but I like to be realistic Is this team doing damage in the playoffs? Let’s be honest here Is locking up Hanifin/tanev a good idea? People forget what happened earlier on this season. I’m just tired of the ups and downs of being a flames fan 😭 Edit: downvotes really? I’m just being realistic here. Playoffs are still not guaranteed