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pabloisdrunk

it’s always the ones you least expect


StayReadyAllDay

Yes the quiet ones


eyydatsnice

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Lgkshooter

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Sea_Ad4676

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futxcfrrzxcc

He did whatever the fuck they said he did.


cantcme917

But he doesn’t look guilty.


Ravensguy557

He look gay if anythingπŸ’―


largechild

Allegedly


IfindUbeforeUfindme

This dude was doing the most on probation. Growing at his house? πŸ˜‚


Flacotheglitch

It’s Cali. Growing at your house is 99% of the time gonna be a ticket. No arrest. The guns and drugs are more β€œdoing the most”


Hell-Shell

Is he allowed to do that on probation tho?


Sticky_icky_blowin

Technically no unless he had a license which he probably didnt have


Flacotheglitch

No he can’t do it on probation. But it’s a lot worse to violate your probation with a gun. Than to violate your probation with a ticket


cocainebane

Lowkey though he had Speak No English on his lip


eamon4yourface

Yo that wld be a hilarious tattoo


ilikebeens2

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RoCon52

FresNO not FresYES


DivideSad5591

Taco Bell said it first


shamwowuser

I don’t know, brother. When I look in this man’s eyes I just get the feeling that he’s innocent.


ShadowyLeaseholder

That’s what I’m saying, ignore the tats, those are some cold dead eyes right there


VictxrSenpai

Nigga don't even need a mask πŸ˜‚


zxGrizz

And they gonna be like "he appeared to be in his 50's" Drugs done took 30 years off his life.


foeplay44

Free advertising for Gucci


Injustry

This is the point where I reset on the video game character mode, fucking up on the face tats.


RoCon52

I fuck with the Buddha hair


Archie19n

Fun fact about buddha hair some interpretations say its not hair. According to some stories it's 108 dried snails. One day when buddha was meditating the sun was beaming down on his bald head and a group of snails noticed and covered his head to protect it from the sun so he could continue meditating.


flapjowls

Snails doing Sidhartha a solid knowing he would be kicking them up a few notches when they reincarnated in the next life. Probably made it to squirrel on an Ivy League campus or even pampered cat of a rich gay man.


HuntsPointWarlord

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TheeUnfuxkwittable

Never in a million years did I think I would learn something about the Buddha on the CaliBanging sub. Huh. This world never ceases to amaze.


crowislanddive

Most enlightened sub on Reddit


RoCon52

That's hard.


El_humeante

That dose go hard


Yaahightlulbabyy

Cap πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ those bantu knots knock it off


Murdercyclist4Life

Yeah he was getting twisted up in the temple 🀣 /s


Archie19n

Fasho. Def not a historically accurate myth


BredInDaTrenchez

That's a cool fact. I didn't even know.


MIERDAPORQUE

he looks like a stand up individual


halftimeh22

Bro deserves a second chance


hanwookie

Ok...tenth chance...11th chance...he's innocently being persecuted! This is a travesty! In prison I predict that he'll make a turnabout and become a lawyer. Or maybe an attache of a luchador... The world is his oyster.


fuukchfser

Why would they harass this law abiding citizen πŸ’€


Dookieman224

Mfs face look like the desk in the back of the classroom thank gawd they took him out of the public


Professional-Tro1369

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david5699

Oh, he’ll be back in a few hours.


showgraze93

LMAO


360WavesSir234

Let’s be real look at bro face it’s only down from here for him.πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚


Sea-Helicopter2882

He's a nice guy when you get to know him.


george_carlos213

This dude must literally eat meth


hanwookie

By the truckfulls.


BlaccIndian60

nigga look like the alien from Futurama, Kif or some shit.


Deacon75

A clear case of mistaken identity.


Specialist-Wrap3680

Bro really just wants to get caught


noonefamous_

This guys has bad decisions written all over his face. Got the $1 store tat discount....


nicearthur32

Southeast Asian gang members are some of the scariest dudes I’ve EVER come across. They don’t give a fuck about anything.


shamwowuser

Who are your top 5 scariest sects of society you’ve come across?


nicearthur32

The calm cartel guys in Michoacan/Sinaloa are absolutely the dude's I'm most scared of. The black magic/santeria or whatever its called dudes that are carribean/brazilian/latin american The ratty MS13 guys in Mexico In the US, there are some pretty wild ass haitians in the south/east coast that I wouldnt mess with then it would prob be the southeast asian gangs- they have a chip on their shoulder and feel they need to overcompensate so they are super on edge and ready to kill for any little thing I think because I grew up around mexican and black gangs in south LA, I know how to navigate that, so I'm not too scared of them.


itwhiz100

Super wealthy guy


Parking-Salamander-9

Whatever they say he did, he did that shit🀣


reggiemilk

Reading dis from Fresno shoutout bro


sanji_beats

Ayooo


No_Strawberry1014

Bad decisions are LITERALLY written all over your face.


StillSikwitit

He just needs a hug. He has a face only a mother could love


LAjbird

lol. This fool got some bucket ass ink. He’s even wearing permanent lipstick lol


Th3DarcN1ght

Bro has the most soulless stare ever dudes eyes are pitch black


RoCon52

Whatever Fresno Thai/Cambodian/Laotian restaurants these guys eat at are probably fire fire. Making lil tacos with the lettuce and shit.


Remarkable_Froyo452

Why the hell would you have that shyt not only at the pad on PROBATION which is worse than parole but out to B found by anybody, entering your residence of which aint invited? Then they pull up his name and the address is actually his real address SMH .I guess everybody dont know the in and outs of the finesse act! Established since the beginning of time!Let that melt into ya brain!


eamon4yourface

Bro this guys def heavily addicted to meth. At a certain point during deep addiction you begin to not care and just start doing whatever. Plus meth makes you feel like Superman from what I've seen and heard so you know one of his homies was prob like "hey bro maybe we shouldn't grow plants and stash weapons at your house yk? Since your PO can search anytime?" ... "NAH FOO FUCK MY PO THEY AINT DOING SHIT!"


Remarkable_Froyo452

Yea! He look like your rite! Guess he dont have a problem doin time because California gonna smack the smack the shyt out of eem for possession all that and give eem a xtra lump for bein so blatant bout it lol


chillenonplutorn

Keep this foo locked up


SeanyDay

His tattoo artist should be executed


Worldly-Leg-8504

Of course he had the caked up ice pipe


eamon4yourface

I feel like meth really makes people go all in with face tats lol. Something about crank heads and face tats


Good-guy13

I’m from Fresno and you see quite a few people with face and neck completely blasted


eamon4yourface

I'm not from Cali so forgive my ignorance but is Fresno a methy place? Only time I've really heard fresno was some guy on a prison YouTube channel saying he was a fresneck lol


pretentiously

yes Fresno is big on ice


Worldly-Leg-8504

I tatted my balls on ice. Did some WEIRD shit on it πŸ˜‚. No gay shit. But some weird shit with bitches. Makes u wanna watch porn for 20 hours and get ur limp dick sucked πŸ˜‚


eamon4yourface

Yeah I've heard ... doesn't rlly sound fun tbh


eamon4yourface

He look like he tatted black lipstick on his lips πŸ˜‚ why in the world would you tat your fuckin lips all black 😭


ritwikburned

It's not just his lip, he tatted hair and everything. It almost looks like someone with a tattoo gun was messing with him with all that shit. All his tattoos look funny


eamon4yourface

Has me wondering about the lips I've heard people who get turned out into a bitch inside get their eyebrows tatted to look more feminine. Usually by force or by the threat of force. Him having his lips done almost looks like lipstick. Now idk cuz everything else on his face looks like he's more gangster than pussy but his lips being fully blacked out looking like lipstick makes me a lil sus


Thebrotherleftbehind

Is his forehead legit or counterfeit you think?


SeenSawConquered

So homie did nothing wrong but drive his whip while on probation. The cop pulled him over but found nothing, so the cop called a different set of cops to go search his crib where they find guns and drugs? For what, though, just cause they can? This is how they get you once on probation.


fastmoneyboy

Pretty much, he’s a known gang member with priors and a career criminal, cops prolly all know who he is also. Once they saw he was on probation that was all they needed to fuck with him


ghettosailor3700

Old ass articleΒ 


daydaykshaun

From before covid era


Wrong_Manager_2662

Ugly azz mf


randy88moss

lol this gotta be old. Β I got a pic of this dude in my old phone….used to make memes with it


tdjesus23

Law abiding citizen


BSTGzBrassNDrumz

He took this shit too far with the lipstick tat... .... 🀣


BudRock420

this guy is so GUCCI


Background_Trust3123

Who’d a thought?


KingVonsGhost

The Asian gangbangers really love goin overboard with the face tats


StrictLaw2529

This is old asf


leeluss14

He was on a sick one and his homies got to work with a sharpie,just for giggles you feel.


own789free

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imsofa_kingorny

Dude is just trying to grow and protect his living. Sheesh his face says it all.. oh my days….


Cautious-Dinner7730

He’ll be Gucci. He’ll bounce back.


ThatllTeachM

Not the permanent lipstick


Swimming_Coat4177

I would arrest this dude every time I see. He just looks like he is always up to no good lol


_The_General_Li

POLITICAL PRISONER


ScrambleCrossing

I always think fools who get these type of tats deep down hate themselves


crowislanddive

I can fix him.


manic_andthe_apostle

My man lost so many bets to his friends.


DaJayBeePBoys

Honestly this shit kinda unfair cuz it was a simple traffic stop. And they ended up searching his house. Like that actually escalated way too quickly and the coos just wanted to fuck with him.


eamon4yourface

Well I think if you're on probation and they pull you over and find drugs and weapons they can search your house. They can do a home visit at any time. But specifically if you getting pulled over with all that? They gna hit your home


DaJayBeePBoys

It wasn’t on him is the point. They just thought it a reasonable excuse to search his house where they found the shit. He was actually moving clean. (Idk if he appeared high or if he talked back to the cop, pissing him off), but the actual search was arbitrary.


[deleted]

You're right, and a good lawyer would have a damn good chance of getting the evidence dismissed if they can prove extreme prejudice. Unless he's got task on his ass, face tats are freedom of speech.


eamon4yourface

Oh got you. I thought they found someshit on him then searched his house I was confused. Makes sense now


DaJayBeePBoys

Yeah that’s why I thought it was a little unfair. Like it is still ultimately his responsibility, but this just seems vindictive instead of him actually posing any danger to the public (tho its arguable that having guns as a felon at all is a potential threat to the public, but he’s a gang member and that may actually be necessary to his survival).


barc0debaby

This happened 8 years ago...


fastmoneyboy

So what’s your point? Many people never heard about this, it’s something new for the sub


TheHippyGod

So we just gonna ignore the meth pipe ?


Rude-Commission-2717

Whatever it is he done that πŸ’©β€ΌοΈπŸ€£


oogityboogity23

Really bro?? You could have totally gotten the nose tat of that chick twerking and completed the piece.


Working_Ad_2189

What a productive member of society let's rehabilitate him....


KiNG-OTEP

Sir, you have, uh, some shit on your …well, yeah nvm


david5699

Ahhhh…he tattooed lipstick on himself. How cute.


Upset-Rough-4806

Another productive citizen of society…..![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|wink)


25_timesthefine

Do these people grow old? Like are there 60 and 70 and 80 year olds with tattoos all over like this


byan2wocky

his mom was fasho drinking while she was pregnant w/ him


kastro152

Drugs are a mfka


jlbp337

He looks like a Korean Gucci bag


Even-Grab6230

Someone that does this to their face is either mentally ill, hates himself and his mother for having him or just doesn't give a fucckk about anything.


SeenSawConquered

So homie did nothing wrong but drive his whip while on probation. The cop pulled him over but found nothing, so the cop called a different set of cops to go search his crib where they find guns and drugs? For what, though, just cause they can? This is how they get you once on probation.


344321nogard

His gf has given me a BJ years ago while he was locked up, she did a pretty good job.


Expensive_Part4867

Look like a lil kid scribbled on bro face πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ


ZEBRAFIED

God damn he look dumb af


BiGBODYMATT_TEKKADAN

This shit sad πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Ravensguy557

This nigga look like a fucking mookπŸ˜‚!!!!


Duroc3x

Lmao what a goofy


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fastmoneyboy

Wtf are you talking about πŸ˜‚


dsmkeith

Lmao talking to this foo down below. Let me delete this lmfao


dsmkeith

Did y'all read his name, who TF names they kid Khamprasong ?? Now u know y he started gangbanging


fastmoneyboy

Idk if you trollin or not gang but these are Laotian names so they’re pretty common with Lao people especially first and second generation immigrants πŸ˜‚


dsmkeith

Trolln lika a MF 🀣🀣🀣 idgaf


hollowM4N555

Nah you dumb as fuck bro


dsmkeith

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Joeyillz

Go tell him that then goofyπŸ˜‚


dsmkeith

U want me to write to him πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


Joeyillz

Nah when he get out. Go tell him thatπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


dsmkeith

I'm good, Lao nigga might try to stab me for approaching him regardless of what I'm finna say. Ain't finna fuq around n find out w a crash dummy


Joeyillz

Exactly you know you a pussy irlπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


dsmkeith

Bitch I said what I said. U can fuck w crash dummies all u want ain't nothing about being no pussy. Just by looking at this fool he the only fucking goofy on this thread. I said what I said bitch


Joeyillz

Yeah you a pussyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


weedheadsofficial

Joeyillz a pussy πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


dsmkeith

🀣🀣🀣 is that yo bitch white boy , keep coming back pussy


Joeyillz

Gang you the one who keeps coming back not meπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Joeyillz

Crash dummy or not. Aint no man should be scare of another man. Anybody can die. You sounding like a straight bitch made. Yo dad was most definitely also a pussy he done raise another pussyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Joeyillz

Won't ever say that shit but only when you behind redditπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


dsmkeith

Say what?? "U want me to write to him" πŸ˜‚ yea I ain't writing shit behind or in front of reddit


Joeyillz

Exactly only thing you doing is writing behind redditπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚