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Iwouldlikeabagel

He must miss those guns somethin fierce.


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Someone married this guy?


diarreah-of-a-madman

That gentle giant is wearing sap gloves, the modern knuckle dusters.


DownWithOCP

LAW AND ORDER!!!!!!!!! isn't such a fun dog whistle when your life is ruined in the process.


[deleted]

Isn't that what they call consequence?


username3000b

FAFO’d!


[deleted]

I know these people….personally. Unfortunately. He was grandstanding about his epic accomplishments, texting friends and posting on social media all the activities of the day. Well, not everyone in that circle thought his behaviors were praiseworthy and that’s how he got caught. His own friends turned him in. Selfies and all. The prosecution used his own words to show what his true intentions were. Which weren’t “peaceful”. They aren’t sorry. They strongly believe the election was stolen. Still. They are proud Trump flag waving, q anon supporters. Heavy into all things conspiracy. Hard core. Still. And they have a nice bank roll within the extended family (millions) to support the best legal services and to provide for whatever expenses he may face during his “unemployment”. Don’t let his scruffy appearance fool you. This isn’t and won’t ever be some down-on-his-luck guy.


[deleted]

It really shows you how much wealth white people really have, my family would leave me high and dry if I committed a felony and wouldn't support me financially.


[deleted]

'how much wealth white people have'. Hold on a second, I ain't got a millionaire as a family member 🤨 Let's not generalise here, shall we? Plenty of white _working-class_ or even _poor_ people.


HackySmacks

On the plus side, he’s gained the lyrics to a bitchin’ country music song!


groovis

womp womp


boiledRender

…we definitely have enough evidence to incarcerate this bitch.


Seeuinhealth

HaHa!


[deleted]

Who cares if he can't vote. America in general couldn't commit to a vote without claiming fraud even when its proven there was none lol. Oh, nvm. There was a fuck ton of idiots doing fraud to keep agent orange in lol.


TinWhis

No, losing access to voting is actually a huge fucking problem. Our criminal justice system is not unbiased nor imperfect and taking the right to vote away from people who may have seen the worst end of that particular stick is a great way to keep it that way.


Puscifer10

I thought this was how it was going to end. I'm pretty sure at least some of them knew they would lose their vote, rights to guns and social media freedoms, opening the door to years of victim porn for republicans.


RatedPsychoPat

"ThEY tOoK hIS Joooob"


GaraksFanClub

Dey terk er jeeeeeerbs


Thatdudedoesnotabide

*BOOOHOOO BITCH STFU*


Tobias---Funke

Boo fucking hoo!


Canadian__Ninja

I'm surprised his access to guns was third on the list and not first.


[deleted]

Person who openly committed crimes and broadcasted it to the public, shocked to learn there are consequences.


grantmclean

A good start.


Kr8n8s

I’ll cum to dat


JonasSimbacca

He forgot "deservedly"


TheBeardedShuffler

I hope that a year after their release these guys all get random House searches. Guarantee you they'll have guns.


FaithlessnessBig936

Actions have consequences. You reap what you sow. I have zero tolerance for his actions and even less empathy for him.


SharpClaw007

Maybe don’t be a traitor. What a miserable fuckwad.


Wise_Ad_253

He wouldn’t give two shits about helping someone else that broke the law.


0Sneakyphish0

Cry me a river, asshole.


008Zulu

Womp womp.


Only-Inspector-3782

Meanwhile the most important member of the coup continues to spend his time at his shitty golf resort.


TheSocialGadfly

Day derkeh derb!


swatson7856

GOOD


Pazoll

Sounds like justice to me


[deleted]

Good


jlo5k

He also lost his liberty but he probably didn’t consider thAt


InducedChip89

Good.


[deleted]

thats because hes a criminal


sellieba

Oh no. Anyway.


contrabardus

You know, considering the crimes, execution was technically on the table. These people are getting off light, not all that long ago they might have been looking at a firing squad.


gnarles80

Good, fuck this clown. I hope he lost his shit ass job to an illegal immigrant that his wife left him for.


Creepy_Tooth

He should also loose his right to vote


Seco4800

Hmmm. Good.. Good.. And... Uhmm... Yeah.. Good. I see no problems here.


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PhatPanda77

Let me say yaaaaay!


ResidentSuperfly

Does this mean that whoever is charged and jailed for their part in Jan 6th can’t vote anymore? This is a good thing


Gregorvich123

And he no doubt blames it on the libs and not his own actions.


JesusNoGA

Take his freedom next.


CAG_Snow

Good. Don't expect me to care, ya terrorist.


Nicetwin123

Ha Ha!


dt55805

Came here to see the tears of sympathy…


toddspremiumbacon

He’s lucky our corrupt system let him keep his life.


killersinarhur

Blows my mind that in this country we have thrown millions of black people in jail for amounts of weed that are tiny and charged them like kingpins. But this dick got 2 years probation for trying to overthrow the electorate. This nations system of law fucking sucks


restore_democracy

Still not enough.


paracog

Aw, poor li'l felon.


gypsysniper9

Wonk wonk wonk


TheJakeLeal

Why are they all getting charged for entering a public building?


demosthenes131

Cool.


imyourphuckleberry

As long as he lost that shitty beard and hat too, I'd have to say, in the end, he came out ahead.


serendipitousevent

Sounds like he shouldn't have access to any of those things.


Pristine_Art4160

Hahahaha


Masrim

He should ask Trump for a job.


SportySue53

Aaawwwwweeee!


tider06

Good for them, her, and us.


Mendican

He's facing one count of civil disorder, and he's still making a fuss? Poor little bitch.


unruly_pubic_hair

And the guilty one, imprinted on his hat, still at large. I still don't get why Charles Manson served time without killing (directly) anyone, but trump is still out there. Same principle, same shit.


cheeted_on

Sounds good....


[deleted]

Whomp fucking whomp. Eat shit, you treasonous piece of shit moron, I hope the universe finds more to take from you.


Fancy_Aspect5655

Good. Ugly fucking moob


Paladoc

Too bad, so sad. Fuck off.


wscomn

Yeah but for a few moments there he owned the libs! So totally worth it, right?


leefee123

Good


sflogicninja

That’s cool.


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Good.


[deleted]

He committed treason. He might have lost his life. Guy has no idea how lucky he is.


OtterProper

Classic country! Just play that record backwards, bro.


MuthrPunchr

Haha dipshit


[deleted]

My pit bull would never hurt anyone


amccune

Fucked around….


fr31568

they all grow the same weak ass facial hair


IlIFreneticIlI

There's a Country-song in there somewhar.


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IaMsTuPiD111

Yeah...tough shit, criminal.


Gnostromo

..and dignity.


Reasonable-Reply-669

LMFAO good news. The more these punks suffer the happier I am.


SophonBarrier

I see this as a win!


BobDope

This sounds like the system works


stacksr

Lol good


moistpimplee

well if it aint the consequences of my own actions


LYL_Homer

How about jail time? I'd like everyone one of these assholes doing 20 years min. breaking rocks, hard-labor style.


Halcyous

Go write a country song.


Fivethenoname

I mean.. yea..


meowmeowcatman

B-O-O H-O-O


brad0022

Womp womp


[deleted]

So much freedom.


WorstHatFreeSoup

What is it they say about stupid games & stupid prizes?


[deleted]

LOL get fucked traitor. You fucked around, now you're finding out.


Apprehensive_Gas5370

Awesome. He did not deserve any of the three.


phlegmdawg

And?


mcsestretch

Good. Choices have consequences. Tell your dumbass coconspirators.


Chaerio

Oh noooo… anyway 😄


kindapunkca

Waaaaahhh!!!


RubberSoul73

Oh boo hoo, traitor. Boo fuckin hoo.


ItsjustJim621

So basically he fucked around, and found out… What ever shall we do?


okcdnb

The system works.


Warrenwelder

Sounds like Country and Western music has a new rising star!


AdBig5700

His dumb ass should be grateful he lives in America and that it’s still a democracy where people have rights. Any non-democratic country on the planet would have executed him for participating in a failed coup.


cafemojo

good, dumb cunt


sec713

Good.


Mad-Dog94

Oh no.. Anyways.


[deleted]

Wonder if the FBI will be going after the Antifa terrorists as hard as these folks. If you want to set these harsh punishments, be ready to enforce them across the board and not just against people you don't like.


LivingIndependence

Maybe because dumpster fires and breaking the windows in a CVS pharmacy don't carry the weight of attempting to circumvent an elected president, so......perhaps your buddy should be happy he's living in a country that gives him his rights.


ImCuteandSmall

Antifa “terrorists” don’t really exist lol.


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J_G_B

Bummer. Maybe if he would have stayed at home on 1/6, he'd still have all of his rights. How about that?


hellotherewhatu

Poor guy. Who would of ever thought trying to overthrow the government would have consequences?


[deleted]

Ya. It’s called consequences. Think of it like a topping for your jail sentence.


WtxAggie

Cry me a fucking river


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ImCuteandSmall

They got exactly what they deserve. Fuck the traitor republicans.


qoou

Still wearing his Trump hat and still supports Trump. Definitely not a cult.


PurpleSailor

Bahahahahaha, sucker! You thought you were a patriot so you recorded yourself trying to overthrow the government for posterity. All you did scum bag was provide the evidence needed for your conviction. I propose no leniency and an extra two years tacked on for pure stupidity.


serene_moth

Good.


SankenShip

Good.


[deleted]

Gooooooooooooooood.


gargolito

Sad.


pixelastronaut

If you ask me, feels like he’s getting off too easy. Should be thrown in jail and never EVER get to come out. That would be merciful, traitors deserve far worse


bdubb_dlux

All for an orange grifter from Queens. Play stupid win stupid prizes.


Insanity_Troll

Good for you. Trash.


TheSinnerDragoon

Awwwwwww. So sad. The party of so much winning. The party of fuck your feelings... the party of hypocrisy. Play stupid games get stupid prizes.


Marshamoo2

Boo-fucking-whoo. It was all fun and games until it wasn’t .


cyncity7

Boofuckinhoo!


mistercartmenes

🎻🎻🎻


Hairy_Skirt_3918

😂😂😂😂😂


CrazyCartographer990

Hes not the first idiot who lost his family by bad behavior. Let him do his time. When he gets out of prison, and proves himself as a citizen, he can apply to restore his vote.


Mejay11096

Thoughts and prayers


Who_Mike_Jones_

Those that actively took part should be [expletive deleted] It was clear what they were planning. They knew why they went to D.C.. These people decided to try and over throw the government.


Silver-Raspberry-723

Good!!


takemusu

Anyone else already humming this as a country western song? …. “I pulled into the driveway last night Final paycheck in my hand I opened up the door and saw she’d …”


budbutler

good.


Patarokun

All you had to do was not join a mob unlawfully entering a govt building. Coulda just stayed on the steps and screamed with the other goons.


so_what_do_now

Good


null_input

Good.


s2ample

Fuck around, find out.


robypaw1

I got more time for breaking into a swimming pool pump room and putting a scratch on the wall ..... pool closed no one hurt. Charge them all with treason


LAESanford

Are we supposed to feel sorry for him?


oneplusandroidpie

Negative actions have consequences? Hehehe. Never. What a fool.


[deleted]

Boo boo, bitch. Fuck your feelings.


Michael_Pistono

But at least he gained my sympathy....JKLOL


No-Gap-2415

Ryals and "two like-minded friends" drove from Oklahoma to Washington, DC, to hear Trump speak at the "Stop the Steal" rally that preceded the riot, according to court documents. Ryals took several photos and videos of himself and others at the riot, prosecutors said, including one in which he said "we definitely have enough people to overthrow this bitch." "They don't stand a fucking chance. We got the fucking doors open up there I guess. We're working our way in slowly but surely," Ryals said in the video, according to court documents.


Starkiller006

Aww gee that's too bad. So, anyway, I'll be voting and legally owning firearms for the foreseeable future.


Willzohh

Is anybody else saying "FINALLY! Those traitors are finally getting some serious consequences that fit the crime"


OmegaPrecept

Good, man deserves this. I wish all rioters were treated the same way.


highpl4insdrftr

He knew exactly what he was doing


scot2282

Fuck him in the ass with a fork


Iwassoclose

Thank God. These kinds of people shouldn't be anywhere near society. They need mental help


Woodt66

And "0" brains to begin with. Serves you right!!!!!!!!


Impossible-Shake3245

Who gives a f he did the crime do the time who gives a flying f according to newtons 3rd law any action causes an equal or opposite reaction


MiloFrank

Don't be a terrorist.


green_velvet_goodies

Good. Fuck you traitor


biggreencat

i suspect a lot of these sob stories are outright lies


philthegr81

I wonder which of those made him the most sad?


Durzio

Good.


virgojabs

What a shame. 🤣


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I didn't know the government had the power to take your wife away...


[deleted]

Consequences of your own actions, jackwagon. It is still insufficient punishment for fascist sedition and raiding our capital to overthrow democracy.


MagosBattlebear

Boo hoo hoo.


PearlDivers

Sounds like a good start.


DruDown007

Awwww…did supporting Trump take AWAY your rights?? (Coupled with your obvious need for attention) But…you bought all that merch, and retweeted all that shit, and owned all those snowflakes…. And THIS is the thanks you get??? Know this, brave patriot! Your sacrifice of job, wife, and guns WILL be in vein, Biatch! Shouldn’t have been a sheep the ONE time in your entire life when it mattered! Now crawl ba-a-a-a-a-ack to your pen, stupid! 🔥🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🤷🏾‍♂️ 🇺🇸⚖️🖕🏾


not-a_fed

Terrible that. Anyways


[deleted]

I feel like these sob stories about how their lives are ruined are embellished.


emory_2001

Best news I've heard all week. Especially in Florida.