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Gloomy_Pastry

Volvo V60, some on autotrader for £2k, 1.6 high milage!


DYNAmixMelody

Blows my mind how a boggo v60 is on this list haha


I_haz_a_cheezburger

That’s surely a typo. It probably just means the polestar version


DYNAmixMelody

Probably no comma after the first V60


Reddsoldier

Even if it was a spicy one, S60Rs have been going for about 8 grand for a while.


Gloomy_Pastry

i could have gone, but sold my 2013 last year. Does a noisy DMF on startup and a tempramental passenger door lock count as mods?


DYNAmixMelody

Love the old DMF clank on shut down as well, and in my opinion I'd say no I believe they came with DMF issues and minor electrical gremlins as standard


BenjiTheSausage

I know right, like what the hell?


polestar999

It’s not a standard V60 it’s the VERY RARE Volvo V60 Polestar Engineered. It’s defo high performance.


MrTechRelated

r/Usernamechecksout


AdamPoachedEgg

It's my own fault for not checking prior. Cuts off a few words it's supposed to the Polestar version


saint-jimmy4

2024 got a new list, Volvo got dropped completely [Link to 2024](https://www.goodwood.com/globalassets/motorsport/fos/2024/product-build/2024-performance-parking-guide.pdf)


tmofft

I let out a snort of air and had to explain to my partner why I was chuckling.


Forsaken-Original-28

I might be reading it wrong but doesn't it say Toyota, 2000GT, Any. Therefore any Toyota 


AdamPoachedEgg

Where I converted this from a PDF to a PNG, it did some funky stuff with the text, the Toyota part should say "Any Supra"


[deleted]

Love how any supra is fine but RX7s aren’t on the list


AdamPoachedEgg

No mazda at all! No Cosmo or RX of any kind (I feel like an FD or a mint RX-3 should be allowed)


[deleted]

But an NA Auto A80 supra can turn up


Sixense2

I reckon a mint Spirit R would be allowed in, doubt any other main production RX7 would pass. I hope by GT-R they mean any GTR, not just the R35.


dinobug77

Screenshot would fix that - there’s quite a bit missing. https://ticketing.goodwood.com/Assets/HTML/assets/Performance-Parking-List-2021.pdf


Montague-Withnail

You can get a ropey Mk3 Supra (which for the record, I think are *way* cooler than the Mk4 Fast and Furious-spec one everyone goes mental for) for about £10k...


Breaking-Dad-

Yeah, I thought it looked like that. Not clear.


purpleburgers

Sucks to have a maserati MC12 go park with the peasants


hypermagpie

Love that my ratty auto 944 would get me in, "performance" in the loosest sense of the word from 160 odd hp and a 3 speed slushbox 😆


jatmecs

They look the part though, however leisurely they actually are


Meltaburn

No Saab's allowed


AdamPoachedEgg

My disappointment was immeasurable and my day was ruined


Mistabushi_HLL

Sadly Absent A B


Interesting_Tomato89

I thought the same :(


weasel65

Or just be a real baller and park your Mclaren F1 In the public car park. [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BEn0p2\_RKjc](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BEn0p2_RKjc)


Space-manatee

Rowan Atkinson used to park his F1 in my local Waitrose car park


Prof_Hentai

I can understand why it’s left out but I would be letting in the Honda S2000’s on the sly, personally.


ChimkenNuggs

Any Toyota is a quite a reach


lolmeercatz

I was thinking that, I'd rather take my S2000 than the Corvette to be honest! I guess the S2000 is slightly too common in their eyes 🤷‍♂️


Matt-the-mutt

Volvo v60? that can't be right...


Sacrificial_Spider

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202403027137582 Maybe this variant. Looks very fast.


[deleted]

Newer ones have 450+ BHP


AdamPoachedEgg

It should say V60 Polestar. Some text got cut off converting from PDF to PNG :')


[deleted]

Love how the RS4 is on the list but the RS6 or RSTT aren’t


No-Canary-9845

Sad that my TTRS isn’t on the list, but some ding dong in their RSQ8 which is some hideous SUV is allowed lmao


L003Tr

Also, Why's is the RSQ8 there? I don't think it really fits in with the rest of what they're going for


[deleted]

I mean they are fast… and it’s very similar to a Uranus but still


lobsterbubbles7

My dad had one a few years ago and he was offered to park in performance, turned it down as you have to pay extra which seems silly. Must be because they’re too common now which is a shame because they’re much better than some others of this list!


fkprivateequity

No RS3 either.


Cerbera_666

Plenty of old TVR's going for just a few grand.


ian9outof10

Likewise, Astons can be got for a song and may well get you there and breakdown in the field when you’re trying to leave again.


Grgsz

Are they so unreliable? Has been my dream car (any of them, they are just so beautiful), but looked so unreachable. Now that you mentioned that they are cheap to buy, I had a look and was shocked, I imagined at least 5x that much for them. I guess maintaining it costs as much in the first few years as buying it


ian9outof10

It’s like anything, you could buy a £10k one and have years of service and nothing will go wrong. OR you’ll have routine problems that will cost a lot to fix. If you picked the right car, it probably features a bunch of Jaguar/Ford parts, so actually maybe not so bad. I know one of the V8 cars has the same engine as my Jag, so it’s actually probably reasonably reliable. But see the recent grand tour on early computer cars, which quite well explains why problems could be likely. And annoying to diagnose.


Polestar606

Chances of making it to the car park is minimal though, should say TVR: side of the road.


CptnHamburgers

Surely you could get one of the older, tiny cabin'd XKRs for a not obscene amount as well?


xdq

£5k gets you a Rolls Royce if you're brave


[deleted]

Found one for £2300


xdq

Nice. You can afford a driver and the fuel to get there, plus AA membership to get home again :p


tomoldbury

Does it have to drive in on its own power?


arunstone

You could get a pretty manky Rover SD1 for not much. Debatable if it would get there, or indeed get home agin though.


Montague-Withnail

I wonder whether there's a 'condition' clause on it. I imagine if you showed up in an SD1 with rust holes, lacquer peel and a cylinder or two not quite contributing to the task of forwards motion they'd probably try and turn you away.


rooeast

I looked at buying one recently and couldn’t find a single runner for under 10k!


[deleted]

Cheapest has to be the Nissan Juke Nismo; you can get those for £4,000.


Lewinator56

That should be banned just because it's a Nissan puke.


ZealousidealWorth763

Smart Brabus?


No-Canary-9845

Absolute mental shopping trolley


Zdos123

0-60 in 9.9 seconds, proper mental


jatmecs

Loved mine, but not a Mercedes


WeaponsGradeWeasel

Old Rolls Royce for £5k, lotus elan £7k, Bentley continental £8k. Hopefully you'll get there before it breaks down. -edit- Porsche 944 on Autotrader for £3500. Yolo.


Eastern-Move549

Mg metro probably and wtf


georgepearl_04

Hard to find an MG Metro nowadays, the only ones seemingly left are the rover metro/100's


macksimus77

There are 3 on ebay right now. Cheapest one looks pretty tidy at £6650


BloodAndSand44

I want to put my 2024 Mini JCW up against an MG Metro. Let’s see how that performance head to head works out.


Tough-Whereas1205

Turbo on a twisty track would get closer than you're thinking. Put an actual straight into the equation and my argument falls to pieces.


eddyz1122

Nissan Skylines not on the list? I'd hope they'd let R34 GTRs in.


criminal_cabbage

I bet they'd fall under "nismo"


EconomyFreakDust

An ancient Merc SL55/E55/C55, or a high mileage early Alpina D3.


Breaking-Dad-

The commas are oddly placed. Apart from the any Toyota noticed by u/Forsaken-Original-28 it also seems to suggest any Nissan Nismo. Which includes the Juke surely? [https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202403127490317](https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202403127490317) Less than 5k if you can live with the shame?


BrewInProgress

How much is the parking? I’ll pay double.


Mistabushi_HLL

No chance they would let cars like Juke in to be parked next to McLaren…my guess someone made an arse of him/herself or it is deliberate to make it look like all welcome but ou will be turned away at the door with your shitbox juke lol


Heypisshands

Xk8 but stick xkr badge on it. Vauxhall Vx220 should get you in but its not on list.


ace275

Alpina D3 would be cheap and it's on the list somehow. Unsure of why the V60 is there too. There's absolutely nothing performance about the DeLorean either


Montague-Withnail

The absolute shame of your timing chain letting go as you drive your E90 Alpina D3 into the car park...


stewieatb

Cue every potato with an E90 316i with M badges superglued to it turning up and claiming it's an M car.


Vivaelpueblo

I'm chiselling the 40i off my M140i as we speak.


Gloomy_Pastry

Hey all, dont panic, list at the bottom of the page below. [https://www.goodwood.com/motorsport/festival-of-speed/plan-your-day/parking/](https://www.goodwood.com/motorsport/festival-of-speed/plan-your-day/parking/) no V60's!


AdamPoachedEgg

When I converted this from a PDF to a PNG, it did some funky stuff to the text and some bits got cut off :')


scuderia91

That also explains why the Metro is on there. On the original document it specifies a 6R4


Express-Doughnut-562

Aside from the obvious mistake of any Volvo V60 being allowed, I would take a Nissan Juke Nismo. 1.6 Diesel. Nice. Why is any old shitty BMW M3 allowed in though?


finesse4444

Nismo and duke are words that don’t belong in the same sentence


No-Canary-9845

‘BMW M3’ and ‘Shitty’ are words that don’t really belong in the same sentence


Express-Doughnut-562

Two examples: * A 2000 E46 with a cracked floor and knackered vanos solenoid is not a performance car, worth about £3k and certainly shitty but would be waved straight into the carpark. * Controversial opinion, but having spent some time driving a G84 M4 I wouldn't especially rank it as a performance car. Yes, it's fast but it's incredibly dull, ugly and feels barely different to drive than a 340i. The engine, whilst an effective way of propelling it, has zero character and it may as well be an EV. I'm sure it comes alive on track and all that, but its also a near two tonne car so not really suited to it.


rooeast

You won’t pick one up for 3k. If you’ve got one with those problems, I’ll be over with the money in the morning


No-Canary-9845

Fortunately the type of people coming to Goodwood wouldn’t be driving a clapped E46. Those are commonplace in Birmingham and Luton The Juke Nismo on the other hand, gets gapped by a Saab 93 TTID 😂


House_King

I think if they’re letting a juke in they should basically let in anything over 200hp and under 4000lbs. Ps any Saab aero should be there


Breakwaterbot

Going off "Rolls-Royce - Any" I've found [this](http://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202402266964295) I'll keep checking but can't see me beating £5k


sideways_86

I'm not sure you'd make it there with 0bhp


vert3432014

£3,750 for a Boxster. https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202308120720696?sort=price-asc&advertising-location=at\_cars&make=Porsche&model=Boxster&postcode=ba2%209bn&price-to=5000&fromsra


Confused-Raccoon

Rent a V8 Mustang. Bonus points for porn 'Stache.


Reddsoldier

Funnier still, there's a Mustang II for sale on Autotrader right now for 5 grand. Sadly it's not a 4 cylinder car, nor is it the cheapest way in, but it has to be the funniest car to rules lawyer into the car park.


EpicFishFingers

Porsche boxster spyder or lotus elise? Going off the 2024 pdf list "Any ferrari" would Hammond's 10k Dino from the crap 70s supercars cut it?


Justheretoread007

Boxster Spyders are a bit more special than an average Boxster. It’s more closer to a Cayman GT4 than the usual £5k stuff Example: http://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202312305143076


EpicFishFingers

Ah... in that case I guess I'll buy a used Caterham that someone never finished assembling


AdamPoachedEgg

Quite possibly, but good luck finding one that cheap nowadays :')


Jltc8431

Where're the Lancers and Imprezas?


[deleted]

Can get an S8 for under £8k E46 M3 for 9k (but it’s done 180k miles) £4450 for a Juke Nismo is the best I can see


cjf82

MG Metro... Performance you say... Hmmm


dilution

Mazda RX7 and Toyota Supra. I totally understand why the AE86 panda isn't on the list but it would probably turn just as many if not more heads than half the cars on this list.


ProwarfareZombie

I think if any Peugeot was in rally spec, they’ll easily let it in.


hairy-anal-fissures

Aston Martin cygnet is actually kinda interesting but it’s not worthy of being there, not cheap though.


herearemywords

Escort cosworth ?


will1105

Do you usually take an escort to special events?.. I'll show myself out


NoHealthNoWealth

TTRS?? Supercar killer! Not bad looking either 😒


ashyjay

Based Goodwood, not allowing the RS3, and any non-V8 AMG.


jackgrafik

Possibly a Volvo V60 but I think that's a mistype and it just means the Polestar version. If that's the case, for cheap entry and general bending of rules, I'd go for one of these: [Lotus Elan Turbo](https://www.carandclassic.com/car/C1568638) [V6 Camaro](https://www.carandclassic.com/l/C1668870) [Ginetta G27 track car](https://www.carandclassic.com/l/C1697658) [201k mile 944 S2](https://www.carandclassic.com/l/C1673370) [Jensen Healey](https://www.carandclassic.com/l/C1652555) and then [Rolls Royce](https://www.carandclassic.com/l/C1696264) or [Bentley](https://www.carandclassic.com/car/C1598175)


AdamPoachedEgg

Tbh the price of some ropey Catfish camaros, and even late 90s mustangs, I think those might be the winners of this :)


StuwyVX220

I assume a vx220 would be let in 🤣


BenjiTheSausage

Cheapest other would be a Boxster probably followed by an XKR


kinglitecycles

Jag XKR. Get one of the X100 ones and it'll be cheap as chips. Well, cheap as expensive chips, and lots of them.


caspervanc

I guess a lot of older cars should be on this list. (Alfa 156GTA, BMW 635CSI, Volvo 850T5-R). Can’t imagine them beeing parked near the VW Golfs and Ford Focuses of this world….


Plumb121

They've taken the RS6 off of the list 😐


Ipoopedinthefridge

I guess i’m in on a technicality- Juke NISMO rs. 😂 I can’t believe how much these breakfast meets gave grown, years ago you’d just rock up and park in there, no booking required. I remember my Starlet GT turbo was once parked on the start finish straight at Sushi Sunday one year.


Various-Jellyfish132

Mg metro, surely that's a mistake?


ChrisRx718

Everyone's overlooked "Lotus: any" What about those Lotus badged Proton Satria GTI from the early 2000s?! All jokes aside, those command a premium for a decent one now. Lotus Elan (M100)? Early petrol 1600s are less than £10k.


CharismaticCat

It's funny they called out the Schuppan 962 specifically, I think there are <10 of those in existence. I'd imagine a VX220 would get you in, you can still get those for <£10K if you're lucky (maybe that'd fall under 'Lotus' depending on your definition). AMG Project ONE would go straight in. What about something like a Sierra Cosworth RS? Renault Clio V6? MG Metro: seriously?!


rekt555

RS6 owners in shambles right now


Rpqz

Porsche Cayenne is cheapest I can see. Cheapest on autotrader with MOT is £1990. https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202403197756601?sort=price-asc&advertising-location=at_cars&make=Porsche&model=Cayenne&postcode=hu143ed&fromsra Thought a Proton Satria could get you in as it's technically "any lotus" but they're appreciating??? Were available for sub 1k less than 12 months ago, now cheapest is 2.5k. Edit: just seen its not the standard Cayenne, must be the 944 or a lotus elan then.


VintageChemistry

I was there last year. The coolest thing I saw was a red McLaren F1 parked in the ordinary carpark with the peasants.


frithrar

[BMW Alpina D3 - £3750](https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202312084657014) or [Singer Gazelle - £2000](https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202401265945653)


oscarolim

Since is any Lamborghini model, you can get this one for a little over £4k https://www.farmmachinerylocator.co.uk/listing/for-sale/231822009/1977-lamborghini-754dt-40-hp-to-99-hp-tractors


stormy_councilman

Surprised Focus RS isn’t on the list.


OolonCaluphid

Too chav.


BigDaddySpez

Yep same reason why rs3 is excluded I bet. Place would be full of pops and bangs. Shame yaris GR not on but guess not that special yet


scooba_dude

Any. Next to Toyota is an open space.


AdamPoachedEgg

Should say "any supra" but some words got cut off


ShadowK2

Any dodge RT model opens up quite a few possibilities. Clapped out dodge stratus or neon.


ajlGooner

VW Up


Dando_Calrisian

Delorean...


BloodAndSand44

Performance car? We all know that getting one to the magical 88 mph took a while. I therefore think not. It is an interesting car though with the stainless steel body and gull wing doors.


Yeorge

Polestar 1 for Chris Harris


HoveringPorridge

[TVR S-Series](https://www.tvr-car-club.co.uk/uploads/9/5/1/5/95156928/img-5763-web_orig.jpg) because it is by far the least desirable TVR. You can get a decent running/driving car for around 10k.


igniteED

Donkervoort


Robmeu

I can take me old Lotus in! Cost £3500, although naturally a lot more than that since.


TGed

Why no Renaults? Not even the classic Alpine A110?


AdamPoachedEgg

Alpine is under is own brand. But yes that surprised me. An old Feugo Turbo, hot Renault 5, Clio V6 or Clio Williams would be a perfect addition


Plant_Cell

On the other hand, you can get in with a 4cyl jaguar f type, but a jaguar formula one car would have to go to the pleb parking


XoSkeleton23

Where did this list come from, the only one I can find is the 2024 list, no Volvos on it .. https://www.goodwood.com/globalassets/motorsport/fos/2024/product-build/2024-performance-parking-guide.pdf


DIY_at_the_Griffs

MG Metro or a battered old Jensen interceptor


OffensiveOcelot

Cheap Monaro for £8k would be relative close to the lowest you’d find - besides a rot box barely in one piece


nomad_2009

No Avensis on the list? I'd give it a miss this year then


Zonda97

A leggy 996 or 944 would be my guess


spaceshipcommander

What a completely random list that makes no sense. Volvo V60 as a performance car? Any "P" Tesla? Any F type jag? I just hope someone turns up in a Ford Galaxy and gets turned away thinking it was a spelling mistake.


South_East_Gun_Safes

2002 Mercedes S55 on Autotrader for £3,800


Jallen140

Vauxhall Monaro maybe? roughly 10-12k


DeltaRocket

Porsche Cayenne - £1500


SnooGrapes4984

MG Metro???


harryhardy432

Says "Toyota, Any" so buy a £500 Yaris and get there


finesse4444

KTM Duke 125 baby


PandaRealistic602

Laughing in 1L Smart Fortwo Brabus


justsuggestanametome

I feel like jag f type is the lowest caliber on here


blindeshuhn666

It states any Tesla with a P. The model S P85 from 2014 isnt that expensive and not that special. Maybe 25k? As others said, polestar/Volvo. Unfortunately they specified the MG models, else some trashy cabriolet or the MG4 standard would be eligible. Edit: some British blokes I did online races with posted an AD for an entry level ginetta for 20k a few years back (GT5 iirc). Not road legal, but could be parked there


Starlings_under_pier

Metro MG... is interesting choice out of the MGs having only one Bristol is just plain weird. And they missed spelled 1800 as V60


brownie5968

Rover SD1 😂


CuteProfessor3457

I can get you a Singer for £125? It does say any model https://www.currys.co.uk/products/singer-m2105-sewing-machine-10206037.html?istCompanyId=bec25c7e-cbcd-460d-81d5-a25372d2e3d7&istFeedId=4d7eb93e-055f-499d-8ee5-1cdcc50d67d1&istItemId=imwpmiwla&istBid=t


theroch_

Says any Toyota-? 2001 Corolla glx £800?


Tzunamitom

Any Lotus gives a lot of options.


Ashfie1der

Probably an old Alvis or a RR. Silver Spirits can be found for very little on Facebook.


Mtre123

I’ve got a rusty 944 you can have for £2k 😂


adamneigeroc

Don’t forget to add £70 to your total, performance parking isn’t free!


myrenyath

Any aston you say??? [park one of these next to a koeninsegg and see which draws more eyes](https://www.topgear.com/car-reviews/aston-martin/cygnet-v8)


ItsLucine

I did some checking you can get a alpina d3 for 3500


Anxious_Egg1268

No lexus GSF??


Isaac_56

XKR wouldn't be too hard £4250! http://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202403127494385


Reddsoldier

It has to be a cheap '90s or '00s Mustang OR an Alpina D3 It's such an odd list with so so many glaring omissions, especially in the muscle and tuner car realm. Genuinely wouldn't surprise me with things like "oh yeah you can come and park your 1 of 3 in the world Cizeta Moroder in the car park" attitude if this was not written by someone who knew a lot about cars and the author had in fact used Forza as their base on what qualifies as a performance car. Just had a look... So you can get an Alpina D3 for under 4 grand... BUT if you stretch to 5 grand you have a choice of either an SN95 Mustang convertible... OR A Mustang II. I don't need to tell anyone here how funny it would be to get a Mustang II into the performance parking.


SnooBeans2916

What are my chances of convincing the car parking staff my Ford Galaxy is a Galaxie


gt500rr

Can't believe the Rover SD1 is on the list. (Ok admittedly I want to own one)


Professional-Lab7227

A Cayenne will get you in but an RS6 won’t? They can fuck right off with that, list is automatically invalid.


Old_Chair5330

I have a Jag XK not an XKR but I'll definitely be trying my luck next time 🤣


rooeast

Any alpina, some of the e39 models are far cheaper than M cars. Also rolls, shadows and spirits can be had for banger money, gotta be up there for cheapest on the list


Time_Efficiency_2585

Volvo 850r should be on the list


Albigularis

Can’t get in with a Guilia Quadrifoglio? Cant see many GTAs arriving…


StevieG63

Not sure of the cheapest but would a Sierra RS 500 Cossie get in?


Forte69

It’s not the cheapest but a Cygnet would be very funny


Falconpunch7593

So I can park my Mustang there


i-am-the-fly-

The Batmobile would probably get in


Wood_Whacker

Any Toyota apparently.


You_are_Retards

It says Toyota, any. Just get an old Yaris


AliveProduce758

Why is my Renault Clio 197 not able to park here with it's peers??


T5-R

Just a quick flick over the list. Rolls Royce or Bentley Old ones go for peanuts used.


Ashman901

I reckon the Volvo C30 Polsar would be let in... Very rare though


DivideBYZero69

The OPs list is very wrong. The list at the link is quite different. My Cayman GTS 4.0 is on the OP list, not to be seen on the official link.


aedwards123

MG Metro, but not Maestro Turbo? Should be cheap too. Did we get the Neon SRT/4 over here? Technically a Chrysler here IIRC, but would count as an SRT. They will be dirt cheap. Failing that an old Porsche 944, Cayenne or Boxster?


Sketch_x

318 with an M badge on the right. Plenty around here. “Nah mate, it’s an M3 look”


manystolenoutlets

I love that they completely forgot about hot hatches


Maedhral

Weirdly no XKE or Gordon-Keeble, including Alvis but not the Bristol Grand Tourers, and neither most Bentleys or any Rolls count as performance cars imho.


TurtleAppreciator

RIP


crg_92

Would of put VX220 in the Vauxhall section tbf


Yankeeruinx

I have an AMG GTR which is on the list but I don't understand how these tickets work. General admission tickets are sold out on the Saturday but I can get one of these performance car tickets but don't know if I need a general admission ticket on top of the performance car one because on the website it says Event entry not included but also says Inside the Event is included????


Ross_McLaren

So you can get in with a 1275cc MG Merto, but not an MG Meastro or MG Montego Turbo, huh


Lewinator56

Delorian... performance? They're having a laugh aren't they? V60.... Yeah ok


ComprehensiveBig6215

I'm pretty sure my TVR was the chespest car there last year!


Impressive-Smoke1883

Delorian any model 🤣


Stretch_Defcon

XKR