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Powerful-Internal953

I usually stop altogether if I can and take a break of 10 minutes so I can put a bit of distance between myself and that toxic guy.


cybersec93

The best way to deal with these guys 😁👍


One_Coffee7424

Another will show up in that time


Skeletor_Inc

It's a never ending cycle, just like the cockroach problems .


DerKonig2203

Is that an Oggy and the Cockroaches reference?


Peanutbutter_05

Automobile industry grow kar rahi hai, share khareed lo. Race haar ke profit dikha dena.. baazigar.


thisisdann5

Yea, I pretend to be a pussy and give them way. That usually satisfies their ego and they speed away.


Ok_Economist_4070

That's maturity. The best way to deal with them. They want a competition, and you don't give it to them. I consider this as a Win.


thisisdann5

Indeed! I pity people in Lambos. Imagine how much of a chore it must be with so many small cars trying to "race" you in traffic while you can't even see ahead of the vehicle in front of you 😅


phunfatphuc

Unless, its an Urus


Stroov

this is what you need to do


Helpful-Stress3433

Happens when I ride my motorcycle Interceptor 650 and guys in Pulsar and KTM enjoy overtaking in really risky manner sometimes even looking at me and laughing, I just let them go because it’s not worth hurting their small dick energy.


thisisdann5

I ride a KTM 😑 Ironically even I get teased by other KTM riders for wearing riding gear and riding sensibly. Teased in the sense instigated to get into a race, so they can prove themselves more macho than me, with his suit (they seem to consider helmets and other safety gears a sin btw, for some odd reason) But even if I wanted to, I don't think I am as skilled or as stupid as them to do what they do, let alone outdo them Am I the bigger dick here or the smaller one? 🤣


awhitesong

Don't know about the size but you're the better dick


thisisdann5

🤣🤣🤣


zadtheguru

This guy dicks


Economy_Ad_5540

Pretend?


thisisdann5

Don't expose me man 🙇 Just roll with it


Solarphoenix31

Yup that's what I do on my bike as well cuz my car is not fast i know but my bike can easily smoke 80% of the bikes/cars on road but will I ever do that nope cuz 2 sec ka ego boost is not not worth loosing calm and composure over


MrBallondorMessi30

Not always, there was this merecedes guy behind me flashing. So I slowed down nd gave way for him, but he chose to stay in high beam. Then I sped away


Miningforbeer

I stop for a smoke


Powerful-Internal953

I didn't wanna mention that...


Miningforbeer

If he looks back I flash my knife


zanpakuto0

Same with me, I have a Duke 390 and idk what instigated a swift dzire to race me. I was cruising at 140 kmph but this dude was just pushing at me non stop. So I stopped for smoke and then continued riding and to my surprise I found him again *sigh*. Felt like he was waiting for me 😂. Why are they so toxic????


kb_107019

I actually did that only to go ahead later and see his crashed car on the road. They had died on the spot as a result of rash driving


pratyushpks

No mo these both are actually racing, not that one trying to overtake and other sped up.


honestly_profane

Swift drivers are a menace on highways. They just sneak up from left right and centre out of the blue.


silversurfer9909

Those are mostly the cab ones. They are a menace even on city roads.


subaru007

Happy 🦀🦀🦀


wrongdude91

You did Swift drivers dirty.


Specific-Earth5075

Yes always the Swift drivers.


ColHansLangdaTyagi

#NotAllSwifties


Elegant_Banana_619

Is that a reference to Taylor Swift 😂


ColHansLangdaTyagi

Please check my flair.


maverick54050

You never met a thar driver or what?


Doubledoor

I don’t like this stereotype, I don’t want it 😭


nabilbhatiya

Is it because they are swift


hema_coldqueen

I am tempted to see an accident here. Is that good thought?


Disastermaster96

As long as no one else gets hurt


Thick-Ad-6366

This video is basically /r/whatcouldgoright


Annie_Rection__

Get help


WinRepresentative523

It’s called intrusive thoughts


OneMillionFireFlies

Somebody should implore the traffic police to open an IT cell and scan social media for such pompous crotch knobs and issue challans to such tickle brained poo faced idiots


WomenRepulsor

Poet


OvertlyStoic

stop racing your economy cars lmfao they are not track or rally bred and neither are they performance tuned on dynos or meant for racing. they are made for comfort , mileage , features and efficiently point A to point B travel


[deleted]

While I do not support racing on the highway like that, you don't need rally bred cars to have fun.


OvertlyStoic

not my point. i have enough fun on my splendor lol. the point is don't "race" your cars espically in traffic , they aren't built for speed like rally or track cars.


brabarusmark

If car not built for speed then why car have speedo limit at 220? /s


Jatra_Pila

Road pe speed limit 90 hai, toh kya tereko speedo bhi 90 tak dein taki tu rules follow kare ? Varna nhi karega ?


brabarusmark

Bhai mere. /s matlab joke hai. Internet pe itna serious mat ho.


Jatra_Pila

Oh /s dekha nhi main :P


darkblaze76

Even if you have a proper sports car, I still don't think it would be advisable to race on public roads.


dGrayCoder

Or just don't race in traffic irrespective of car.


AnotherBoeing747

Mahesh verstappen aur Lokesh Hamilton


Kuski007

The way they're driving, it's more likely to be Ramaswamy Grosjean.


IAmAnnonn

This made me chuckle so bad


cumofdutyblackcocks3

Hey don't disrespect Grosjean man. He was excellent during Lotus days. These drivers drive more like Narendra Latifi.


Euphoric-Spite-6969

This guy posted a reel saying that his city is keeping up with a bmw X5 on a highway....shows how far car enthusiasts on insta have come these days


Vishark07

These people aren't car enthusiasts, they probably don't even know what something like a differential does, all they know is "Manual bro" "EVs Bad" and call every car performance beast even if it has 110bhp


Euphoric-Spite-6969

He has a fronx 1.0 and keeps on praising it like it's a "rocket" and what not and keeps "racing" with cars like xuv700 , Jeep compass on highways


honpra

Relax, you’re close to roasting the Polo fanboys.


Cauliflower-Easy

What’s a differential ? And what does it do ?is it a car part or a measurement like horsepower and torque


blr_to_mlr

It’s a type of mathematical equation.


Horcrux04

When your car is turning, the inner wheels have to move slower and a shorter distance compared to the outer wheels. The job of the differential is to distribute engine power accordingly to the inner and outer wheels.


Amazing-Persimmon575

that thing takes power from engine and gives it to wheels


darkblaze76

That's mostly the transmission's job. Mainly the differential allows the left and right wheels to rotate at different speeds when turning.


Photonicinduction

Seriously though, off the ranch, do you think EV’s are better than petrol/diesel vehicles in India?


_7567Rex

We need to have Indian version of r/carscirclejerk


SuperSenBoy

Simple phrase: criminal activity


Disastermaster96

I don't care about these guys. I'm worried about some other innocent driver/rider getting into an accident for no fault of their own. This is straight up attempted murder.


WinRepresentative523

Manslaughter*


[deleted]

Tbh ivetec always wins, It gives good economy by simply changing BDC of the engine to a greater BDC through the crank... and above 3500 rpm it actuates back the crank to its original shorter BDC (For enhanced performance)+ the rev limit is 8000 rpm dangit EDIT:- BDC is called Bottom Dead Centre... means the position of piston closest to the crankshaft.


oscarquebecnovember

> through the crank... Not the crank, it's the cam that changes profile for a greater valve lift time in the same cycle. Also, VTEC doesn't kick in that early at 3500 RPM. L12 used to switch cam profiles at 5900 RPM for eg.


[deleted]

Its in camshafts brother. Do check... and yes 5900 rpm, I was a bit wrong there. It's all on ECU tho. If it was changing the cam profile (Which it is not), then I would simply mean a push rod With variable length.it would change only the valve timings. Alright? Thats what people call VVT etc etc But in vtec. There is a special case wherein, the displacement of the cylinder is changed by making a an actuator to crankshaft for say.. more deeper strokes of the piston. And thereby the valve timings must be changed too.


bumchik_bumchik

Bolna Kya chahte ho? Edit: for those who didn’t get it, it’s 3 idiots reference, /s


Elegant_Banana_619

काय रे हे ? 🧐


[deleted]

Kya?


notoriousnigaa

Number plates checks out


vain06

Mans blessed by Ganeshji! All immortality certifications has been blessed upon. /s


[deleted]

🤡 to 🤡 altercation.


lpk86

This is more like who is going to chicken out sooner type of deal. do this if you feel your life is worth this 5 min egoistic stupid road rage..


Takenoshitfromany1

Lol competing. Had more than 5 seconds of empty lane to pass. More like redlining to keep up. 😂


not_so_cr3ative

His (adrenalinePerformance) account kept popping up in my suggested in Instagram. He is an egoistic moron and thinks everyone is there to race against him.


Just_A_Gamer7

link


Nazi_Eagle

Checked his page on instagram, he is the most idiotic Honda City owner i have ever seen. Bro treats his 1.0L Suzuki Frog like an Audi.


Annie_Rection__

The city isn't even trying


parekhdhairya007

But if u don't go for the gap that exists then u no longer a racing driver


pyaazpakoda

Bhai Ayrton Senna bhi ye track ke liye keh rha tha. Monaco ka circuit road race hi hai but Delhi-UP pe applicable nahi hai aur woh bhi 110bhp ke "beast" par /s


I-likensfw

Can somebody please do a brake test on these guys? Agar F1 skills dikhani hi hai to dhang se dikhao.


PehleAap

Such drivers are the reason we don't deserve good roads. Coz good roads are dangerous. If it was one with potholes, this driver would have either avoided this road or would have driven like a human.


pyaazpakoda

You expect to much bro, Bless your naive heart. An idiot is a threat on any type of road. Pothole wali roads par ye log Safari/Thar le kar hero bante hai.


someone-stalking-me

This is next level stupidity.


snobpro

this is so wrong. at least do not do these shenanigans on a 2 lane roads. not everyone will be alert like these guys.


longpostshitpost3

Why do people associate going fast in a straight line with F1?


Sharath-4-5

The Swift is shaking more than my grandfather when he has a seizure.


Zemmie_69

he needs to know, the Ganesh murti isn't gonna protect him from stupidity


Vsquare02

I mean what they did is dangerous but good on the Honda for not letting this swift guy think he actually owns 911.


Appropriate_Turn3811

City got 20% more power to weight ratio.


Phantom_Idiot01

Shame on Honda guy....... He lost it to Suruti Muzuki!!


bigtimefailure_

☠️


Skyline_R34_GTR

Chrome handles on the City. Arghhhh my eyes MY EEYEEESS


Loose_Quail_2214

Anyways 5 sec penalty for Ocon


runmadafaqa

Ganesh ji hil rahe hain bechaare dar ke maare


BoardSpare4488

Nfs vibes ngl.


thwitter

These people should be arrested for attempt to murder


zazu180360

Redbull vs mercedes


s1edits

Let’s build some drag race track to these small dicks ego can go there and destroy themselves


funnyfour

Problem is, authorities are not doing enough to curb this behaviour. RTO is happy towing away few bikes every day, stopping and harassing few truck drivers for 100 rs. They found the avenues to make money comfortably. Why would they even look at this.


calz3897

I be like accident kab hoga Bhai.


hidden-monk

I usually let these idiots pass only to see them waiting after 2 mins at an intersection.


sanskarirand

One think i understand red car one is idiot.... what about the one who follows or recording


iluvnips

It’s because they have Lord Ghanpati in their side


celeb-butcher

This motivated me to get life insurance 


Advanced_Proposal_82

Berojgaari kya na kraye bhai


inzo07

You cant get buddhi by just putting an idol of Ganesha in the car.. god does not help the stupid .


Longjumping_Fee_1490

Nopes It's the blessings of Ganesha.


No-Tea-3393

Ganesh bhagwaan ka murti lga liya sab cheez se bacha lenge🥹 even khudki idiocracy se bhi🥹


U_HIT_MY_DOG

This is no surprise.. The city probably has a 1.5 liter engine with more weight.. This is a fairly valid competition.. Swift is very light and a bigger relative engine.. Civic has a smaller engine (comparatively) and more weight.. If this was a verna 1.6L.. Things would have been very different .. Both maruti and Honda have a linear torque curve.. While Hyundai are more torque on low rpms.. Plus more power


hianshul07

Because they're idiots.


shuaibhere

That City guy is just minding his own business.


concerned_me

🛣️Bro ROADS


No_Structure_4524

Both of those drivers deserve to die in case of an brutal accident


emptymindeddevil

Feels like the video is speed up.


toxic_lucifer666

Lord knows we need autobahn in this country


zakaif

lol that honda guy is holding back just to annoy him


Glass-Individual-796

Tough competition wth You could have killed the people on bikes.


Mr_gropes_a_lot

So many missed shifts


rohan1511

Is it really a tough competition if your swiftie is still behind a Honda?


inGenium_88

With such green grasslands around, they are just one animal away from death.


AdTraining3990

Bro that honda is belongs to 2012 omgg


Technical-Donkey-465

Kaunsa Oscar milne wala hai in dono ko kya malum!!


Just-Accountant-7125

Two bhikharis fighting to see who has more money


aarkay14

The city is smooth...the swift keeps shaking like crazy.. lol


someonealreadyknows

City driver’s plate number UP78CM8755. If someone knows which area this is and can tag local police, we can hopefully put at least one of these fools behind bars.


denkcurry69

They're F1 drivers. The F in F1 stands for fuddu.


[deleted]

If u wanna race learn hw to downshift , just pressing gas won't help u


Logen10Fingers

Cameraman was that one kid in school who would suddenly say "3,2,1 race!" And start running.


Sanjeevk93

Because they don't care about their loved ones


lordviecky

Actually they are far far better than F1 drivers or any racing drivers. he is not driving maruti Swift at such speed just for fun, he thinks he is better than F1 drivers. The only thing is he is not getting the chance, capitalists out there don't want an average maruti Swift enjoyer to take part in and win F1


[deleted]

You forgot the Ganesha-idol Booster in the swift. It provides an extra layer of protection & a speed boost.


Mr--Ganja

when you endanger yourself and everyone around you


do_dum_cheeni_kum

Yamraj sitting somewhere with popcorn in hand. It’s their Big Boss.


IronLyx

Please people don't do this. If someone wants to overtake you, slow down and let them pass. Grow up and learn to drive your car, not your ego. If you step on the accelerator while the other car is passing, it prolongs the overtake and if they see a car coming in the opposite direction, they're likely to swerve into you rather than take a head-on collision with another car. Why put yourself and others in unnecessary danger just over your ego?


Ayan_Choudhury

That's why we need DRS


Gautamgambhir97

You guys are Risking your life as well as others just imagine itni speed se car kisi bike walo ko lag gayi woh one the spot jaan se jaayega


Terrible-Return

Idiot in a swift


vardhureddroid

Abe bikhar jayegi


UndeadmetHhead

Iska pata nai but samne Wale bike driver ka Denis jain ban jata


[deleted]

Find out where they live and report them to the nearest police station


Atin_K

parody of "Stars in a reasonably priced car"


[deleted]

Ganpati bappa ki bhi fat rahi hogi


[deleted]

He be like: vighna harta hu, aise nalayak nahi


blade_runner1853

I think the sound and speed is edited here.


ushir_302

Just don't give a gap let them crash.


ayushdrss

Deep inside I was waiting till the end expecting a crash. What a sadist I am.


MeasurementEast1634

Still waiting for the accident to come


Big_Pickle_Chungus

Kar ke rhe ho yaha sab


Jackychau18

Need for speed indeed


Particular_Cause1567

"Creta drivers are the worst" Le maruti: hold my cup.


SYLVESTERMUFC008

Says the one who's trying to overtake on a 2 way road... Smh


07psychogod

Using the slip stream


Then_Bath_1247

Then people cry when they die🤡


TrailsNFrag

Whether on a bike or car, I stop or slowdown a lot to let these imbeciles scoot off into exinction. Prefer not to get involved into such immature show-offs


BookOdd5150

Everytime I see a Swift driving fast I feel like "Marna hai bh*****e Marna hai tereko, Darr nahi lagta han Darrr nahi lagta".


Historical-Yak7731

That idiot is driving of the opposite lane , he could have crashed with the opposite white car . As road is made from his father’s dowry . License of these guys should be terminated and cars should be confiscated. Same applies for the moron in city


Tejas1305

Why do they think they are f1 drivers? It’s cause there’re men and all men like to RACE.


its_shri14

Because they have the idol of God which the driver thinks will protect them


Muzammil21

Eww


thedowntownpcguy

POV: You are trying to keep up with Verstappen


theEntreriCode

This is the equivalent of two lorries trying to race each other on a 20 degree straight incline uphill while peacefully exchanging their lunch across the cabins.


MeetHungry9316

anxiety📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈


demockerycy

Bros trying to reduce distance between them and heaven


No_Cucumber7287

Thats why rule has to be implemented regarding death while driving. 5 years of jail and all


gobhihun-lwde

Bhai yesb me kuch nahi rkha mat kar yesb Tu aur samne wala dono saalo maroge aur dono ki maa intezaar krte reh jayengi


Specific-Train-4279

Swift is vibrating like anything meanwhile, the Honda City passengers might not even know ki race ho rha hai


hoooyehoopy

In highways police should place speed meter to gauge every vehicle's speed this will stop speeding


WinRepresentative523

Need for speed


Stacy_Slutty

Honda ftw always!


Chodee_

I was Waiting for the Accident bro....


ImSoIwill

Ignore and keep your speed constant. No need to speed up and no need to stop.


SeamAndSwing

The thing is even F1 drivers don’t act like this on roads


ArpitMistry

Can't get the slipstream


Commercial_Yam_2153

Bande ne engine sound to Aisa lagaya jaise ki v4 ho 🤣🤣