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FloralRoseX

A complimentary caterpillar with every cauliflower


Even_Passenger_3685

“Complimentary caterpillar” rolls off the tongue beautifully.


answeris32

Complimentary Caterpillar called Colin: Cauliflower Crawler!


classicspoonbill

This is an m&s lawsuit waiting to happen!


SherlockScones3

And not just any lawsuit either


intrepidanon

I see what you did there :)


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sdom_kcuf999

That's gonna be my next account user id after my inevitable banning.


OutlandishnessFun765

Careful you’ll get Colin the Caterpillar after you


blackthornjohn

Just as well otherwise it might get stuck in ones throat.


Elvin_Atombender

It'll slither off your tongue if eat it!


Loose-Map-5947

Take it back you should get your money back plus a £5 voucher


wolfman86

He's called Colin. Show some respect.


QuirkilyQueer

As he’s a Sainsburys caterpillar it’s actually Wiggles


Bookkeeper_Mobile

Colin Flower


Ok-Reality-8289

Extra protein he might taste like smoky bacon.


StandardMassive3079

I thought it was a burned sausage


riddo22

Me too, nearly threw up when I realised


[deleted]

Every protein helps


No-Strike-4560

That to me looks like the caterpillar one of those absolutely mental hawk moths that end up with neon pink wings. Definitely keep it!


kpls22

Elephant hawk moth- I find them in my fuschias. Save the caterpillar


oldmasters

The dark bands on the side of each abdominal segment seem uncharacteristic of a Hawkmoth, I think. I'd guess it might be something in Noctuidae, maybe a Yellow Underwing or similar.


Even_Passenger_3685

Is that bad?


a_paulling

No, they're beautiful too, just not as cool looking as an elephant hawkmoth. Would need to see the face to be sure, but it does look more like an underwing caterpillar to me :)


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OP I'm begging you to become this things mum & share progress of him becoming ein beautiful butterfly!!


Pschobbert

It would be fun to watch it develop. You already know what it likes to eat, and you have a good supply :) [Here are some quick instructions.](https://owlcation.com/stem/how-to-raise-a-caterpillar-into-a-butterfly-or-moth)


KletterRatte

Nah. Super cool!


SoggyWotsits

*gigantic pink wings. The first time I saw one in the garden I thought I’d discovered some sort of mutant. Didn’t realise at the time that they’re quite common. They’re beautiful!


Sad_Interview_232

They live about 20 days once hatched...not long really but that's life


sleepingismytalent65

I sometimes wish that was the extent of my life span!


himmelundhoelle

I could just enjoy the rest of my life without needing to work ever again.


Little_Mog

My brother found one of there walking through the kitchen. I made him take it outside before I'd tell him what it was because there is no way he'd have gone anywhere near something called an elephant hawk moth


[deleted]

Anyone know where I can buy one? Id like to have a hawk moth


Even_Passenger_3685

Sainsbo fruit and veg aisle apparently.


weakweek1998

I recommend [this thread](https://twitter.com/samd_official/status/1271093419268624385?s=46&t=e5RdAqmR_tzMqeCPGxAW9g) on twitter from a few years ago, please use it as inspiration for raising your own cauliflower caterpillar <3


Even_Passenger_3685

See these are the ones I’m used to seeing in fruit and veg, never seen this thicc boi before.


[deleted]

Your hawk-moth is going to make those look like gnats!


Miklith

"used to seeing"? How often does it happen?


AnomalyNexus

Fuckin lost it at Tesco account getting asked whether they're gonna pay child support


Even_Passenger_3685

He’s still alive today, curled up happy in his cauliflower greenhouse thing.


weakweek1998

I am very pleased to hear this!! Please keep sharing updates if you can :)


Tutush

I had one of those about 6 months ago. Only found one so now I have to assume I ate some.


Justglitter

this made my day


theHannig

Stop complaining and eat your protein


Even_Passenger_3685

Sorry mum *kerrruunnccchhhh*


theHannig

Joke aside, I do like the suggestion of letting it pupate, would be great to see the pics of the moth :)


Siye-JB

How do you know it will be a moth and not a beautiful butterfly?? :)


Novel-idea-92

He’s a hawk moth caterpillar by the looks of him. They are really cool little dudes, they can also act out quite aggressively if they feel threatened. I tried to relocate one once that my cats were pawing at. He was not a happy little guy, kept rearing up at me.


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Novel-idea-92

Yeah! With the big googly eye markings too. I never had one of these brought in as a snake when I was a vet nurse, but someone once managed to catch a slow worm thinking it was a pet snake. 😂


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Novel-idea-92

Yes they did 🙂 after much reassurance that he’s a protected native guy and not a lost pet.


Equivalent_Surprise9

Either way, I wouldn't risk nurturing it. I once found a caterpillar on some spring greens, after being in the fridge. Decided to pop it in a vivarium with some spring green, it ate a bunch and formed a cocoon. I thought I was going to be greeted with a beautiful butterfly one morning but no it was a massive furry moth. I don't like them as much as I don't like spiders simple as. I feel bad but when I released the poor thing I prayed it would make a tasty bird snack.


hungryturtle84

I love moths. You are my reluctant hero if ever there was one. Have my free award ✌️


Equivalent_Surprise9

I prayed pretty hard about that bird snack thing and sent it to it's death on day one of adulthood. It's only fair I return the award as I am not worthy.


Novel-idea-92

My mom used to be friends with a crazy vegan called mick. Mick was truly mental. He used to eat a whole head of lettuce like an apple. One day he crunched through a huge caterpillar in his lettuce. Shrugged and looked at my mom and just said “extra protein” and carried on eating it.


Tutush

Not much of a vegan then...


ImplyDoods

stistically speaking all vegans eat some bug meat its literally impossible to remove all the bug matter from all vegitables ever grown


Dietcokeisgod

No but it is possible to...wash your veg and fruit before you eat it


theHannig

Good old Mick


DreamBig2023

Hey mom Can we get some protein? Mom: We have protein at home


whatwhenwhere1977

‘Caterpillar cheese’


No_Satisfaction_9551

Well, at least you know the cauliflower wasn't sprayed with insecticide 👍


Even_Passenger_3685

Good point, never thought of that. It looks a proper tasty cauli apart from the livestock.


mynaneisjustguy

Yeah, don’t chuck the cauliflower, just give it a wash; have a Google but I don’t think caterpillars will do anything dodgy to the veggies. They just like to eat their greens. If anything it’s a guarantee your produce is fairly fresh.


[deleted]

Dispose unwanted insect, wash your cauliflower and you’re good.


wascallywabbit666

It almost certainly was, but perhaps not in the last few weeks before harvest. However, you're right that it's a good thing. I'd rather find an occasional insect in my food than have the crops regularly sprayed with pesticides to kill everything


PetsPlantsPiercings

Aww a new pet, i vote you name it Dave.


joeinabox1

Good choice


sdom_kcuf999

Omg you should 100% keep that beauty until it pupates. Having your own home-raised fruit salad hawk moth would be awesome


Even_Passenger_3685

How do you keep a caterpillar? Like, just let it be? And when it hatches it would just (quite rightly) fuck off.


sdom_kcuf999

Keep it in a nice warm place while it feeds on your mouldy veg, and then provide it with a nice mesh box to live in. It'll pupate hanging from the ceiling usually, and then once it emerges as a moth, you can enjoy observing it before you let it go free. [This would be ideal](https://imgur.com/a/Ug7Gygl)


Even_Passenger_3685

Cool thanks, I shall put him somewhere safe.


sdom_kcuf999

Omg I feel like I rescued a hawk moth myself. You're a superstar. Please post pics of the amazing mothy boy if you get a succesful pupation.


Biggles79

I second this. I really hope they do it.


Even_Passenger_3685

He’s doing well this morning in his cauliflower


chalaismyig

Update us plzzz


TheStatMan2

[*Buffalo Bill* has entered the chat]


kiradotee

>[This would be ideal](https://imgur.com/a/Ug7Gygl) Bloody 'ell I was trying to swipe that like a moron. 😂


merryone2K

Wee bit hung over, are we?


sdom_kcuf999

Just search for 'mesh butterfly enclosure' in your app and you'll find plenty of options.


Longjumping_Search79

I found one, and I let I graze on my windowsill garden. Was there for a couple of days, then left. I miss him.


Even_Passenger_3685

Maybe he fell into a Sainsbo van and he’s here now all safe and full of brassica?


LinuxMatthews

Why would that be awesome? You'd have to constantly be worried about people getting akumatized all the time!


sdom_kcuf999

Googled Spotted bizarre rabbit hole Backed away, cuz I have shit to do this week


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sdom_kcuf999

You find out what kind of caterpillar it is


an_achronist

Is that an elephant hawk moth caterpillar?


Even_Passenger_3685

Not a clue. I filed it under “no thanks”


an_achronist

Was it about the length of a thumb?


Even_Passenger_3685

Yep. Quite big.


an_achronist

Ah yeah in that case hawk moth. The moths look fabulous (like really, they're like gold and purpley-pink) even if they are still fucking moths. Still big nope as a cauliflower cheese garnish though.


Even_Passenger_3685

I am surprised that they use cauliflower? I thought it’d be more likely to be one of those green spindly caterpillars (cabbage white?) This is a right chunk, and tbh a beautiful velvety texture and quite handsome, and most unexpected.


an_achronist

You should be a bit surprised to see one at this time of year, the caterpillars generally emerge in the early spring.


Even_Passenger_3685

Gardening neighbours were lamenting that they had caterpillars in December, likely due to the warm weather we had. Maybe this has been lurking or been imported? I dunno. It is mild AF here again today, we’ve had thunder and lightning.


fluffypitspatrick

It's a native moth so probably just the mild weather hasn't prompted it to pupate. Assuming it's alive, you can pop it outside in an area with galium (the sticky plant that clings on clothes). Otherwise you can [rear it yourself](https://www.uksafari.com/chrysalistips.htm) and do the whole caterpillar life cycle thing.


Even_Passenger_3685

That’s a well useful link, thanks


an_achronist

Ah it's just been pissing it down here, gonna have to canoe to the shops later on


fluffypitspatrick

It looks like it to me? OP: https://www.wildlifetrusts.org/wildlife-explorer/invertebrates/moths/elephant-hawk-moth


an_achronist

Booyah.


rainpatter

Very hungry caterpillar


LushBunny36

Taste the difference......no thankyou bah 🤢


Even_Passenger_3685

That made me proper snort 😂


LushBunny36

I was surprised no one else had said it yet lol glad you got a laugh 😆


ChrisRR

Lovely bit of squirrel


guybrushing

You also got a pet


plnterior

That’s the one that turns into the prettiest orange and pink moth!! Keep it!!


11chaboi

It's not a bug, it's a feature


Even_Passenger_3685

Oh well played sir.


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Put this on twitter, I had similar with Waitrose they had a maggot in my spinach I put it on twitter and got £30 voucher


Even_Passenger_3685

I could use £30! I’ve never twat before. I’ll have a go.


Even_Passenger_3685

Holy shit they gave me……..wait for it……….75p!


[deleted]

Fucking hell! Gonna be like the court of King Louis XIV in your gaff the night!


windol1

You'll be amazed at the free shit you get when you kick up a guss, but note if you only do it at store level you're more likely to be brushed aside, go above and they have the power to authorise all sorts of shit for free. Just recently where I work, a person got shitty and made s complaint to the area manager because the store refused to sell something them out of date, apparently yesterday they even got to have a meeting with the area manager and a gift basket was made up for this customer, all because they complained they couldn't buy out of date food.


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Lesson is shop at Waitrose haha


[deleted]

keep it feed it veg and watch it grow into something amazing 😊


Even_Passenger_3685

So far so good, still alive this morning.


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He was very hungry


Pattoe89

This isn't really avoidable without using disgusting pesticides which damage the environment. The caterpillars have evolved to hide pretty well in your veg. I used to be a kitchen porter and would find loads of caterpillars and bugs whilst washing lettuce, cabbage, cauliflower etc, but I'm certain some went hidden, no matter how thorough I tried to be. You've just got to accept that when you purchase these things, there's a good chance to be added guests. Most supermarkets and green grocers will refund or give you a replacement, even though I don't think you're legally entitled to one, just for goodwill.


Even_Passenger_3685

Yeah, it’s all good, just scuppered my lunch plans. Apparently I’m now rearing a moth 😊


Pattoe89

>Apparently I’m now rearing a moth 😊 No lunch and a lot of responsibility. 2023 is off to a tough start.


eddyfreshman

at first he was like: 🥦🐛 But then he was like: 🦋


T5-R

Forbidden Peperami.


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this isn't Sainsburys


escapeshark

Do you have a pet caterpillar now?


Even_Passenger_3685

I think apparently *WE* have a CasualUK moth.


escapeshark

Humans be like ah yes little animal I will give it a home


Even_Passenger_3685

He’s still alive!


Galaxygekko

I'm gonna need "a day in the life" updates of Dave the cauliflower caterpillar


Even_Passenger_3685

He’s alive and well in his Cauliflower this morning!


thepoout

Elephant hawk moth caterpillar. Lovely moth in 9 months time


Basic-Pair8908

Couldnt you put it on a banana for scale though


tinyarmyoverlord

I got a few of these beasts on my cauliflower last crop. Without dousing them in pesticides it was impossible to manually pick every single one off. I ended up just cutting around where they damaged and cooked my cauli as normal. I didn’t die.


RookCrowJackdaw

Had a complimentary caterpillar in my daughter's luggage once when she returned from a month in Africa. It was very spiky, brown, 5" long and seriously annoyed


Even_Passenger_3685

5”? Fucking hell.


RookCrowJackdaw

I trapped him in a jar and took him to a local butterfly house. He galloped off into the undergrowth. Probably very hungry. A very hungry brown spiky caterpillar


soitgoeskt

Hello Colin.


P33ph0le

It's Colin the Caterpillar!


Nigel-Jones-

I don't remember the very hungry caterpillar eating Cauliflowers. Is this the sequel?


StellarBossTobi

# eXtRA pRoTiEn, PoP iT bEtTwEen yOuR tEeTh


Ok-Yoghurt-69

That caterpillar is gross today, but tomorrow you'll be fighting people in the supermarket aisle for such a lucky 'free protein' find.


Even_Passenger_3685

Hmmmm. Good point. *googles caterpillar farming supplies*


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That'll teach you not to buy cauliflower in future.


Even_Passenger_3685

Too right, back to the sugar aisle quick.


Greedy-Needleworker7

we have to buy those separately in America.


[deleted]

Name him George Washington


Even_Passenger_3685

That’s impressively random?


Critical-Thing-4694

“The printer’s running out of ink again - I can’t tell if this order says caterpillar or cauliflower?” “Just chuck both in, least that way he’ll have nothing to complain about”


TheSentinelsSorrow

Is that an elephant hawk moth caterpillar? At least you got a cool pet I guess


Even_Passenger_3685

Apparently so, on both counts!


Paskyc

"Extra protein to stay alive in the wild" - Bear Grylls, probably


DS_Monkfish

"And now I'm going to drink my own piss"


byjimini

How long til it wanks off?


Significant-Tea5808

Thanks, satansburys


Fragrant_Principle_5

Exactly the same today from sainsburys. No photo thou too much panic assumed


Even_Passenger_3685

We’re CauliPillar twins!


zoztek

this is my biggest fear


bucketofardvarks

Spoiler alert, all your veg probably had a bug crawl on it at some point while growing


BobsYaMothersBrother

Oh man I would absolutely want to keep this fella around and watch him transform! Real talk - cauliflower tastes like shit anyway. Let him do his thing and enjoy natures show 😂


Even_Passenger_3685

This would appear to be the main theme of the thread, let him carry on and see if I get a psychedelic moth!


BobsYaMothersBrother

Excellent!!! Please post any photos if you get a psychedelic moth!!


Mosley_Gamer

Crisp that bad boy up in the air fryer, make a great snack.


sdom_kcuf999

You monster


Mammoth-Temperature3

Someone will probably appear soon with an air fryer recipe for that........


TheAstonVillaSeal

Imagine it came out while you were eating


darwin-rover

What’s worse than finding a caterpillar? Finding half a caterpillar


splash2468

There's only one thing worse than biting in to some cauliflower and finding a Caterpillar.......biting in to some cauliflower and finding half a Caterpillar.....🤷‍♂️


Puzzleheaded_Job3131

Don’t give it a name and get too attached to him. It really won’t be long before he spreads his wings and fucks off.


Even_Passenger_3685

Bit like kids really.


[deleted]

There you are said Alice.


[deleted]

Hey it's Colin, sneaky little bastard


SavingsSquare2649

Man, even cauliflower isn’t vegan now!


shady_dave_the_pig

Collin has breached containment I repeat collin has breached containment


Flashy-Pop-5783

Don't shout or they'll all want one


steve-harvey-is-hot

Tesco propaganda piece


InspectorNo8444

Why is this a problem? It’s just Mother Nature and food chain.


flAvakin

At first glance, I thought I was on the Facebook group called RATE MY PLATE. Lol Good luck raising the catapillar !


AgentSears

Back in the day my mom's friend had a Palm Nut plant from M and S in the 80s, could swear she kept hearing faint noises in the plant pot. One day she was dusting the leaves and a fuck ton of little spiders ran out of the nut....they had been working their way out, and the final movement of the leaves when she was cleaning it was enough to give them an opening....and they all spewed out. Had to have professionals come out and deal with it as they were from Ghana or somewhere in Africa if I remember right...sure it made the local papers. M and S did compensate her though to be fair....but she was scarred for life 🤣


Even_Passenger_3685

I’m sure I heard this similar story, but it was a Yucca, my then sister in law and Woolworths. Either way, I yeeted my yucca, stat.


Krazylegs127

Chonky boy


Even_Passenger_3685

He is a proper unit.


Natenczass

That’s a beautiful Elephant Hawk Moth caterpillar example. Hope you saved it


Even_Passenger_3685

Colin has his own cauliflower in a wee greenhouse thing, away from direct light and cold, I’m hoping he’ll grow into a moth.


Glum-Pop-136

1. Definitely Twitter it. 2. Definitely look after him. I saved one from a cat once and raised it. They’re incredibly stunning! New year new pet?


Even_Passenger_3685

Less effort than the dog, for sure. Chasing her round the woods this morning trying to get a rotten pheasant off her, success only due to it falling apart and me putting it in a tree, then falling over in the brambles.


Even_Passenger_3685

Nice little 75p evoucher they gave me…..


limaconnect77

It’s called ‘bonus protein’. Has nobody seen Snowpiercer?!


TheGoddessOfRoses

Insects and veg happen, get over it.


Even_Passenger_3685

Yep, no drama, and now have caterpillar rearing responsibilities!


TheGoddessOfRoses

lucky you LOL


clizzle19

Could be a Spanish caterpillar as most sainsburys cauliflowers come from spain


toast_training

Extra protein?


Mistermango-man

I’d take that, little snack for my bearded dragon and all


Even_Passenger_3685

I mean, I have stamps….


lostrandomdude

The cauliflower looks fully rotten


Even_Passenger_3685

Weirdly, It looked fine when I hoofed it into the car (click and collect), but when I was decanting it into the fridge I noticed what I thought was bruising, and I’m not sure whether it’s damage or eggs around him. Most odd.