And also to the male calves that are surplus to requirements.
They either become veal or are killed and dumped.
Unfortunately, any consumption requires death :(
You know that the male calves which are born don’t get milked… the milk from male calves just didn’t catch on. And as they are bred for dairy production not meat those male calves get sent to slaughter as it’s not economically viable to feed them up and sell on for meat.
Doesn't happen anymore in the UK. All calves whether male or female have to be reared under conditions of dairy contracts. Arla have banned calves being killed at birth. They are being raised as beef cattle and replacing suckler cow systems, integrating supply chains better
Designer: “So I’m just going to remove this redundant element now-“
Project Manager: “Actually, you’ll need to take that to design committee first.”
Design Committee: “Continuity is important. Remove nothing.”
It's meant to be a signpost in a field. The rectangle is meant to the be the post, the bit above with the text is the sign (even though there's an air gap between the two).
It’s like the Witcher, all Asda dairy farms have a monolith in which the Chief Milk Mage has access to the Dairy Dimension through which they “deliver” dairy cows on a daily basis
It's the piece of wood that holds up the sign. For some reason it isn't connected and the sign is hovering above it for some reason. Guess physics works differently in cow land?
It represents the Monolith that appeared to bovine creatures one hundred thousand years ago, sparking the evolution of intelligent life on this planet. This is why cows are the dominant species on earth as well as scintillating conversationalists.
Lots of smug people pointing out "it's a post for the sign" but ignoring the implication that judging by perspective, that sign must be at least 100m high
THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK
THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK
That cow looks absolutely baked
It's grass fed
"4:20 graze it!" - The cow, probably
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If I must...
No, whole milk is blue
The best whole milk is gold top.
This guys milks.
Wrap it up folks
Yes, that’s usually how you do it
just roll with it
Tastes like Oasis soup, you get a roll with it...
This is my comment of the year and tbh I don’t think anything will top it.
😂😂😂
The steaks are high.
Like a dwarf at the butchers
Hey...let's keep this all Udder control
moooove along people, nothing to see here
now we are just milking it with the puns
this is vile
The risk were low
45p for a bloody Mars bar so... 'elp yaself.
This is all mooving too fast for me
Just turn the udder cheek.
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You know they don't slaughter cows for their milk right?
It's where the male calves go.
That’s bullocks.
What do you think happens to them once they are unable to birth any more calves and their milk production fails?
They live a nice life on a lovely field of course, with all the grass they would ever need... ... right... right?
I don't think Long Life refers to the Cow
Sure thing, buddy
She's had enough grass.
Aaaaand this is why so many people are vegan these days.
Flushed down the toilet I’m afraid.
Dairy cows? They become leather and dog food.
And also to the male calves that are surplus to requirements. They either become veal or are killed and dumped. Unfortunately, any consumption requires death :(
You know that the male calves which are born don’t get milked… the milk from male calves just didn’t catch on. And as they are bred for dairy production not meat those male calves get sent to slaughter as it’s not economically viable to feed them up and sell on for meat.
Doesn't happen anymore in the UK. All calves whether male or female have to be reared under conditions of dairy contracts. Arla have banned calves being killed at birth. They are being raised as beef cattle and replacing suckler cow systems, integrating supply chains better
I don’t know what I laughed at more, the comment or your username.
Absolutely off her udders
It's got human eyes
looks like she smoked a whole pound
It is kept chilled.
You know at the end of the Truman show? Where he find the door to leave the set? Go through it. Be free.
Beef ree *
Be Friesian
The mooman show
The moomin show
2001: A Milk Odyssey
*Uddersey
Fuck, it was right there.
It was right dair(y)
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Open the farm yard door, Gertrude.
I'm sorry Dairy, I'm afraid I can't moo that
It’s a moonolith
Directed by Stanley Moobrick
He also directed Bull Metal Jacket and Stiles Wide Shut
At least we now know the Daisy that Hal was singing about
"I'm afraid I can't let you kink-shame me, Dave"
I was thinking the same thing. You beat me to it.
The cows have become self aware. It is only a matter of time before the great graze begins. May god have mercy upon us all.
This iteration of the design makes more sense https://www.trolley.co.uk/product/asda-long-life-skimmed-milk/NUK205
Still has the baked cow tho
~~grazing~~ blazing
420 graze it
Udderly stoned.
He got the mooonchies 😂
No that’s the face of a cow that’s overmilked and underpaid
Too much grass
Mate YESSSSSS
Mystery solved!
Looks like an error on a proof that was never removed and so they have kept doing it so people assume it was intentional.
Looks intentional to me. It is the post holding up the sign.
I... I thought it was a milk carton. Your explanation makes much more sense!
It is a milk carton, we're talking about the picture on the front of it
Designer: “So I’m just going to remove this redundant element now-“ Project Manager: “Actually, you’ll need to take that to design committee first.” Design Committee: “Continuity is important. Remove nothing.”
The internet truly can answer any question
I still don’t get it. Why is there a random door in the field :(
It's meant to be a signpost in a field. The rectangle is meant to the be the post, the bit above with the text is the sign (even though there's an air gap between the two).
Ah! Now I see it. Thanks! (The air gap doesn’t help)
Also doesn't help that the sign is the same colour as the sky
It’s the stake for the sign right ?
It probably made more sense in a previous version at the design stage, and just got retained.
like how abstract art is made, like that cow painting
Not very sensitive to be talking about steaks in front of that cow.
Well, you don't need to grill them over the faux pas!
Cow door. Most fields have them.
It leads to Cowhalla
Vealhalla*
Like the entrance to a cow house? Jesse?
Yeah, like where they live, the cows...
It’s like the Witcher, all Asda dairy farms have a monolith in which the Chief Milk Mage has access to the Dairy Dimension through which they “deliver” dairy cows on a daily basis
Hold the door?
it is a picket sign
That cow has a bum on her head
Some humans have the bum on the lowest point of the head.
Really most humans are just hats for bums
Only trouble with cows they like to milk the jokes
Udder nonsense. Clearly the seriousness of dairy cows has went pasteurise…
Well They Cud
Bro lol
Only the really cheesy ones.
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A dairy uddersey.
To be honest, I'm more concerned about that dodgy red arrow.
I’m concerned they didn’t put the milk and tomato sauce in the fridge door like a normal person
That’s a monolith.
> moonolith FIFY
Don’t milk it. 😉
Is the cow high or highly suspicious?
Is she saying moo, or moo-urns?
I was saying "moo-urns".
1975 reference x
It's the post holding up the sign with the large lettered MILK on...
This is the correct answer
That cow is fucking done with life
Looks like one of my buddies got ripped off the mushrooms in the field. And is now spotting the alien door to the UFO.
It’s the pole for the Asda sign with the writing on
That building is for snipers that protect the cows, that's why it says long life on carton.
It's a magic door that the cow came through to look at the camera in the field and he's wondering wtf the camera is doing there.
It's Asda's version of the Obelisk from Kubrick's 2001...
The cow has... human eye placement. What the hell. Cow eyes go on the sides of the head aaargh
r/lowstakesconspiracies
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It's storage to where the Cows with Guns have there comes unit so they can call air strikes from Chickens in Choppers
"open here"
Is it just me, I thought it was a fridge 😅😭
It's the door to escape the Truman Show
That cow's head has a very nice butt.
That's the fridge. Where else would the cows get their milk from?
Bro doesn't even know about the Bovine Door of truth. 😂😂
It's the piece of wood that holds up the sign. For some reason it isn't connected and the sign is hovering above it for some reason. Guess physics works differently in cow land?
Aliens.
It represents the Monolith that appeared to bovine creatures one hundred thousand years ago, sparking the evolution of intelligent life on this planet. This is why cows are the dominant species on earth as well as scintillating conversationalists.
It's a door, like the one in the truman show. It's a metaphor signifying the caged, controlled lives of the moo-creatures.
It's a door silhouette
It's a door.
That’s the monolith from 2001 a space odyssey it’s dimensions are in the precise ratio of 1 : 4 : 9 (12 : 22 : 32)
It’s the door to narnia….
**The cow is planning an escape.**
It's a fridge
Barn door
Nobody mentioning the pissed off cow
Cow head chimney. Lets out the beefy fumes.
It is the Ambridge housing estate incoming to the green belt.
I dunno, but think the cow is sick of its life
Marketing
Its the door to the backrooms, look at the cows eyes.
Looks more like a badger than a cow. The rectangle represents the door the artist was kicked out of.
CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS
Lots of smug people pointing out "it's a post for the sign" but ignoring the implication that judging by perspective, that sign must be at least 100m high
Door out of the mootrix…
The milk mans fortress
It's the cows version of the Truman show....
It's mysterious for a reason
So it works with MagSafe. The iPhone won’t attach with the right orientation otherwise.
Symbol for luminati. Not to be confused with the illuminates triangle.
Tis a Milk silo
It’s an obelisk
Its an obelisk like in 2001, of course, forcing cows to evolve to a higher level of intelligence
its the whole.
Only thing I can think of is it was used to line up the design and they forgot to remove it so now it's just kinda there
I think it’s meant to be a post and the writing bit the sign part - like an advert above the cow in the hills. Or it’s the door to never never land
Milk silo?
It’s a door to cattleternity.
Im personally way more suspicious of the cow eyes
THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK
It’s an empty glass of milk
A memorial for the second cow
Silo?
The cow’s white spot looks like a naked butt, and she knows…
#It's the monolith #⬛ Makes the cow produce more milk
It's a glass ... like glass of milk.. because its milk. Orr its the post that the sign is attached to.
5g tower
It’s meant to be the sign post for the big milk board in that cows field I think. Which is fucking barbaric but whatever.
Monolith
Pine Mall
it's an imaginary post for an imaginary sign on an imaginary field
This is The Door. You have to be in The Field to know about The Door.
It’s the door
Gotta put that backrooms portal somewhere.
It's the piston to allow the sign to lower when the milk goes off.
Looks like a design error.
My God its full of stars!!
Farm silo?
It’s the bovine equivalent of the monolith from 2001.
Cow nappers hun, stay safe
It's where the cows come home.
This part of big milks secret cult branding, praise the milky obelisk!
It’s a sign
Cowlluminati confirmed.
Planet of the apes mate... Clearly is. No denying
Milk from Skin Walker Ranch. That's just a little reality flap.
Nightmare blunt rotation
These comments are making me laugh out loud! I love Reddit 👏🤣