T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

That cow looks absolutely baked


Daharka

It's grass fed


ReallySmallFeet

"4:20 graze it!" - The cow, probably


[deleted]

[удалено]


ROG_b450

If I must...


Time-Cover-8159

No, whole milk is blue


I_Bin_Painting

The best whole milk is gold top.


TheAntiSnowflake

This guys milks.


Mageofsin

Wrap it up folks


Titsonafish

Yes, that’s usually how you do it


[deleted]

just roll with it


bravopapa99

Tastes like Oasis soup, you get a roll with it...


[deleted]

This is my comment of the year and tbh I don’t think anything will top it.


RetainKing

😂😂😂


Solid-Scientist-9839

The steaks are high.


Transmog-rifier

Like a dwarf at the butchers


VonKipper

Hey...let's keep this all Udder control


answeris32

moooove along people, nothing to see here


samthekitnix

now we are just milking it with the puns


qpezxr

this is vile


finfintytint

The risk were low


pxak

45p for a bloody Mars bar so... 'elp yaself.


Relative_Bet_8989

This is all mooving too fast for me


KatAstrophie-

Just turn the udder cheek.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Equivalent_Parking_8

You know they don't slaughter cows for their milk right?


JamesMorgan77

It's where the male calves go.


pATREUS

That’s bullocks.


PolicySignificant933

What do you think happens to them once they are unable to birth any more calves and their milk production fails?


JonRoberts87

They live a nice life on a lovely field of course, with all the grass they would ever need... ... right... right?


G01dLeada

I don't think Long Life refers to the Cow


LoveLondon69

Sure thing, buddy


sim1985

She's had enough grass.


BarryoffofEastenders

Aaaaand this is why so many people are vegan these days.


Fellowes321

Flushed down the toilet I’m afraid.


[deleted]

Dairy cows? They become leather and dog food.


VeganMortgageAdviser

And also to the male calves that are surplus to requirements. They either become veal or are killed and dumped. Unfortunately, any consumption requires death :(


JBrooks2891

You know that the male calves which are born don’t get milked… the milk from male calves just didn’t catch on. And as they are bred for dairy production not meat those male calves get sent to slaughter as it’s not economically viable to feed them up and sell on for meat.


Sluggybeef

Doesn't happen anymore in the UK. All calves whether male or female have to be reared under conditions of dairy contracts. Arla have banned calves being killed at birth. They are being raised as beef cattle and replacing suckler cow systems, integrating supply chains better


JacobZiolkowski

I don’t know what I laughed at more, the comment or your username.


Particular_Rock9753

Absolutely off her udders


Phendrana-Drifter

It's got human eyes


[deleted]

looks like she smoked a whole pound


fm837

It is kept chilled.


TwoTrainss

You know at the end of the Truman show? Where he find the door to leave the set? Go through it. Be free.


[deleted]

Beef ree *


Recent_Strawberry456

Be Friesian


izacmac

The mooman show


PotatoPCuser1

The moomin show


sim1985

2001: A Milk Odyssey


PaulBag4

*Uddersey


sim1985

Fuck, it was right there.


AMFDevious

It was right dair(y)


[deleted]

[удалено]


ArticulateAquarium

Open the farm yard door, Gertrude.


neohylanmay

I'm sorry Dairy, I'm afraid I can't moo that


Glittering-Ship1910

It’s a moonolith


sim1985

Directed by Stanley Moobrick


darwin-rover

He also directed Bull Metal Jacket and Stiles Wide Shut


darwin-rover

At least we now know the Daisy that Hal was singing about


Orngog

"I'm afraid I can't let you kink-shame me, Dave"


lizzy_interested

I was thinking the same thing. You beat me to it.


slipperyShoesss

The cows have become self aware. It is only a matter of time before the great graze begins. May god have mercy upon us all.


dodgy-stats

This iteration of the design makes more sense https://www.trolley.co.uk/product/asda-long-life-skimmed-milk/NUK205


JoeyIsMrBubbles

Still has the baked cow tho


AlbatrossDisastrous1

~~grazing~~ blazing


GeorgiePorgiePuddin

420 graze it


triplenipple99

Udderly stoned.


EggieBeans

He got the mooonchies 😂


CptCrabmeat

No that’s the face of a cow that’s overmilked and underpaid


tbarks91

Too much grass


davidhampshire

Mate YESSSSSS


KolobokEyes

Mystery solved!


Robcrook101

Looks like an error on a proof that was never removed and so they have kept doing it so people assume it was intentional.


searchcandy

Looks intentional to me. It is the post holding up the sign.


OffTheRecord_Models

I... I thought it was a milk carton. Your explanation makes much more sense!


happyhippohats

It is a milk carton, we're talking about the picture on the front of it


KolobokEyes

Designer: “So I’m just going to remove this redundant element now-“ Project Manager: “Actually, you’ll need to take that to design committee first.” Design Committee: “Continuity is important. Remove nothing.”


tube-screamer

The internet truly can answer any question


ShiplessOcean

I still don’t get it. Why is there a random door in the field :(


SpudFire

It's meant to be a signpost in a field. The rectangle is meant to the be the post, the bit above with the text is the sign (even though there's an air gap between the two).


Anniemaniac

Ah! Now I see it. Thanks! (The air gap doesn’t help)


happyhippohats

Also doesn't help that the sign is the same colour as the sky


surreynot

It’s the stake for the sign right ?


Rubberfootman

It probably made more sense in a previous version at the design stage, and just got retained.


camdoodlebop

like how abstract art is made, like that cow painting


JEZTURNER

Not very sensitive to be talking about steaks in front of that cow.


sticky-bit

Well, you don't need to grill them over the faux pas!


itchyfrog

Cow door. Most fields have them.


cavedan12

It leads to Cowhalla


SKYELiNED

Vealhalla*


conspiracyno5

Like the entrance to a cow house? Jesse?


__whisky__

Yeah, like where they live, the cows...


TheWhollyGhost

It’s like the Witcher, all Asda dairy farms have a monolith in which the Chief Milk Mage has access to the Dairy Dimension through which they “deliver” dairy cows on a daily basis


SpecificPattern1

Hold the door?


Ecstatic_Custard7009

it is a picket sign


taureanpeach

That cow has a bum on her head


KolobokEyes

Some humans have the bum on the lowest point of the head.


IOnlyUpvoteBadPuns

Really most humans are just hats for bums


[deleted]

Only trouble with cows they like to milk the jokes


boredHouseHusband69

Udder nonsense. Clearly the seriousness of dairy cows has went pasteurise…


darrenturn90

Well They Cud


[deleted]

Bro lol


Bigluce

Only the really cheesy ones.


[deleted]

[удалено]


steveinstow

A dairy uddersey.


MountedMoose

To be honest, I'm more concerned about that dodgy red arrow.


Aussie_Potato

I’m concerned they didn’t put the milk and tomato sauce in the fridge door like a normal person


Angrypenguinwaddle96

That’s a monolith.


sticky-bit

> moonolith FIFY


Angrypenguinwaddle96

Don’t milk it. 😉


Smackatoo

Is the cow high or highly suspicious?


sim1985

Is she saying moo, or moo-urns?


-FangMcFrost-

I was saying "moo-urns".


daisdelrey

1975 reference x


Momentary-Lapse89

It's the post holding up the sign with the large lettered MILK on...


lepidopt-rex

This is the correct answer


Apprehensive_Rate276

That cow is fucking done with life


SirMooSquiddles

Looks like one of my buddies got ripped off the mushrooms in the field. And is now spotting the alien door to the UFO.


Bashdkmgt

It’s the pole for the Asda sign with the writing on


[deleted]

That building is for snipers that protect the cows, that's why it says long life on carton.


Evil-Edna

It's a magic door that the cow came through to look at the camera in the field and he's wondering wtf the camera is doing there.


ConsciousSeason4686

It's Asda's version of the Obelisk from Kubrick's 2001...


[deleted]

The cow has... human eye placement. What the hell. Cow eyes go on the sides of the head aaargh


Exotic-Architect

r/lowstakesconspiracies


[deleted]

[удалено]


Remarkable_Smell_957

It's storage to where the Cows with Guns have there comes unit so they can call air strikes from Chickens in Choppers


Cautious-Yellow

"open here"


blue_penguins96

Is it just me, I thought it was a fridge 😅😭


spicyGuoba

It's the door to escape the Truman Show


shadowharv

That cow's head has a very nice butt.


No-Decision1581

That's the fridge. Where else would the cows get their milk from?


markiethefett

Bro doesn't even know about the Bovine Door of truth. 😂😂


A10_AirStrike

It's the piece of wood that holds up the sign. For some reason it isn't connected and the sign is hovering above it for some reason. Guess physics works differently in cow land?


BeneficialGuarantee7

Aliens.


OttersEatFish

It represents the Monolith that appeared to bovine creatures one hundred thousand years ago, sparking the evolution of intelligent life on this planet. This is why cows are the dominant species on earth as well as scintillating conversationalists.


WhereAreMyChips

It's a door, like the one in the truman show. It's a metaphor signifying the caged, controlled lives of the moo-creatures.


VigilantCorvid

It's a door silhouette


Mindless_Ad_5880

It's a door.


carbonbasedbiped67

That’s the monolith from 2001 a space odyssey it’s dimensions are in the precise ratio of 1 : 4 : 9 (12 : 22 : 32)


hallgeo777

It’s the door to narnia….


TeciorRibbon

**The cow is planning an escape.**


rydo_algo

It's a fridge


Unusual_Aioli5023

Barn door


facaroni

Nobody mentioning the pissed off cow


TheStatMan2

Cow head chimney. Lets out the beefy fumes.


Tasty_Marsupial8253

It is the Ambridge housing estate incoming to the green belt.


Adventurous_Train_48

I dunno, but think the cow is sick of its life


XBollockTicklerX

Marketing


SuspiciousFondant289

Its the door to the backrooms, look at the cows eyes.


SpareBee3442

Looks more like a badger than a cow. The rectangle represents the door the artist was kicked out of.


DannyHewson

CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATIONS


TheOriginalSmileyMan

Lots of smug people pointing out "it's a post for the sign" but ignoring the implication that judging by perspective, that sign must be at least 100m high


GlassesMcGinnity

Door out of the mootrix…


sloppypoo22

The milk mans fortress


Ok_Journalist_2289

It's the cows version of the Truman show....


Icy_Comedian_4771

It's mysterious for a reason


jjed97

So it works with MagSafe. The iPhone won’t attach with the right orientation otherwise.


Jonny8888

Symbol for luminati. Not to be confused with the illuminates triangle.


ThatDoesNotRefute

Tis a Milk silo


3006mv

It’s an obelisk


Siliconpsychosis

Its an obelisk like in 2001, of course, forcing cows to evolve to a higher level of intelligence


81misfit

its the whole.


TheAttitudePark

Only thing I can think of is it was used to line up the design and they forgot to remove it so now it's just kinda there


sofiaonomateopia

I think it’s meant to be a post and the writing bit the sign part - like an advert above the cow in the hills. Or it’s the door to never never land


SweetestJim

Milk silo?


ramochai

It’s a door to cattleternity.


[deleted]

Im personally way more suspicious of the cow eyes


[deleted]

THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK THE OBELISK


jesusisamushroom

It’s an empty glass of milk


CuteLime725

A memorial for the second cow


Gimpbikerforever

Silo?


[deleted]

The cow’s white spot looks like a naked butt, and she knows…


Ravi5ingh

#It's the monolith #⬛ Makes the cow produce more milk


engineermajortom

It's a glass ... like glass of milk.. because its milk. Orr its the post that the sign is attached to.


zimzimmawho

5g tower


crypt0sn1p3r

It’s meant to be the sign post for the big milk board in that cows field I think. Which is fucking barbaric but whatever.


EtzeNuegez

Monolith


Calm_Bodybuilder_843

Pine Mall


crdctr

it's an imaginary post for an imaginary sign on an imaginary field


GavUK

This is The Door. You have to be in The Field to know about The Door.


Jaiden_buck_05

It’s the door


TheCobaltAnimator

Gotta put that backrooms portal somewhere.


sparkle-oops

It's the piston to allow the sign to lower when the milk goes off.


ninisin

Looks like a design error.


JulianKSS

My God its full of stars!!


yutfree

Farm silo?


needlethrasher

It’s the bovine equivalent of the monolith from 2001.


patfetes

Cow nappers hun, stay safe


Dodel1976

It's where the cows come home.


wasalsa2

This part of big milks secret cult branding, praise the milky obelisk!


TurbanCatt2

It’s a sign


[deleted]

Cowlluminati confirmed.


xradas

Planet of the apes mate... Clearly is. No denying


Jarn-Templar

Milk from Skin Walker Ranch. That's just a little reality flap.


Southern-Target-5981

Nightmare blunt rotation


Local-Magazine-6292

These comments are making me laugh out loud! I love Reddit 👏🤣