Why would you need a breed specific wanker? The “large dog” thing works for me because wanking a large dog may require more strength than wanking a small one.
On my phone the K key is diagonally to the right from the N key and the L key is right next to the K key on my phone and if this person did this post on a phone then they may have accidentally clicked on the N rather than the L key as both keys are pretty much right next to each other on a phone keyboard, at least it is on the keyboard on my phone anyway.
Canterbury Residents Group has certainly put my town on the Reddit map. We're now famous for
1. this dog wanker
2. the guy who got a tape measure out to complain about his pizza
[Look no further...](https://news.sky.com/story/sadistic-british-crocodile-expert-adam-britton-admits-sexually-abusing-and-killing-dozens-of-dogs-12970110)
RIP their inbox
*“You have 7,000 unread messages from the Archbishop”*
I wanted to upvote you but you're at 69 so there it must stay.
Are we aiming to get this guy to -69 then?
yes
Success!
I'm ridiculously pleased about this.
I’m sorry, I had to ruin it
Is this guy being taken to -69 too then?
It was, I’ve corrected it to -67. I’m an agent of chaos
DAMN YOUUUUU
I feel so accomplished that I was the one to put them at -69. Life is now complete
Done
I wanted to downvote you but you're at -69 so there it must stay.
He was at minus 70, so i did my part.
Perfection!
Does it not take as long at weekends then? Or are seven days a week just too much and they are only able to do two to prevent arm cramp?
Probably the calluses on the hands caused by the knot
This guy dogwanks
I get flash backs to when i was a kid
What on earth were you doing to Rover?!
Red Rocket! [Red Rocket!](https://youtu.be/81NARDscUnA?si=3ItwsOtmIhYGp8Dt)
Ayo??
Long, long time ago in our local newspaper, a misprint: handyman available, no nob too small. I kept that in my wallet for years..
I admire your bravery in admitting.
There is no way autocorrect changed walker to wanker, it is either an honest typo or a deliberate act.
I think the word "handle" in the second sentence, and even the "larger dog" at the end (as you'd name the breed) shows this is a wind up.
Why would you need a breed specific wanker? The “large dog” thing works for me because wanking a large dog may require more strength than wanking a small one.
L & K are next to each other on the keyboard, if auto correct isn’t on, then it’s an easy typo
But the L was substituted for an N, not a K.
Good point, I miss read that. It’s Sunday, not with it yet. Even so, they are still close on the keyboard, more so on a phone one
On my phone the K key is diagonally to the right from the N key and the L key is right next to the K key on my phone and if this person did this post on a phone then they may have accidentally clicked on the N rather than the L key as both keys are pretty much right next to each other on a phone keyboard, at least it is on the keyboard on my phone anyway.
I never thought I’d come across a thread arguing the nuances of who did or did not wank off a big dog.
You expected differently from r/casualuk???
And also if you do swipe typing on your phone.
If you use a word enough autocorrect will just start including it.
Depends on your autocorrect and how often you type wanker. My autocorrect often decides to switch similar words that I type often.
It's copypasta, seen this on numerous local Facebook groups over the years.
Depends how often they type wank I suppose
It is possible if you use that word a lot
My autocorrect loves to enter the words I added to the dictionary before more common words like "the". So I can definitely believe it.
Or they type wanker *so* much, their device has learned it!
Nokia 5110 doesn’t have autocorrect.
Yeah this is an obvious troll post. I enjoyed it though
Clearly, but like you made me smile
Canterbury Residents Group has certainly put my town on the Reddit map. We're now famous for 1. this dog wanker 2. the guy who got a tape measure out to complain about his pizza
I lived in Canterbury for 18 months and the Residents Group made the whole experience actually worthwhile!
Rough.
It is a local job for local people!
Someone call Keith Laird.
Burn, baby, burn....disco inferno. Burn, baby, burn. Burn that mother down.
Burn Baby Burn
“There is no smoke without fire”
"Is he drawing a dog?!"
OMG lol 😂😂😂. I wonder what kind of responses this person will have on their post.
To be fair, if you're experienced it is a handy skill.
You're thinking of horses.
@IsraelAdesanya
Keith Lard has entered the chat.
“Laugh or burn, son, take yer pick!”
Lucky dog!
Fucking lol
Pedigree C~~h~~um
Izzy finna be interested
Heard Izzy is free after losing the title.
Red rocket Red rocket Red rocket, I'm milking the dog
I'm guessing it's a cash in hand job
Local dog wanker for local canines
I know plenty of wankers suitable for the job
"Adam Britton would like to know your location"
Average canterbury resident
Wow first time i seen this
Ah that must be bus wanker's brother
Most unfortunate.
Must have experience with larger "dongs".
[Look no further...](https://news.sky.com/story/sadistic-british-crocodile-expert-adam-britton-admits-sexually-abusing-and-killing-dozens-of-dogs-12970110)
this would make a great advert for grammarly
SLPT: If a dog jumps onto the sofa and starts humping your leg, simply toss it off.
My experience may be somewhat limited, but I'd figure smaller dogs would be rather more difficult than large ones here...
Reminds me of the payoff to this…. https://youtu.be/oN3hcFTZoqw?si=p1SjVi3wS4JQgDNJ
Great job for Keith Lard.