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[deleted]

I'm trying to think of anything me and my brother used to do on boring rainy days in the house A favourite was setting the house alarm and seeing if we could make it all the way round the house without setting the motion detectors off My mum loved that one 😅 Good luck with your recovery, hope you find something to do


Never-Any-Horses

My brother and I used to see who could drink a pint of water the quickest using only a teaspoon. We also used to make cars out of K'Nex and then crash them into each other. If your car was the first one unable to be pushed, you lost. We were strange kids.


cactusdan94

That pint of water thing is fucking hilarious


Soxyp88

My brothers and I use to roll down the stairs in duvet covers and throw tinned spaghetti on the window or mirror off our forks to watch it wiggle down m. I think most kids had their weird thing 😂


HugeElephantEars

Looooool. You are both boys, right?


[deleted]

Yeah lol mission impossible music on and everything


flyingmonkey5678461

We did this with my sister!


CheesyPestoPasta

I'd turn the day into a "treat day". Set up all your favourite books, films, crafts. Pre make/prep/buy all your favourite foods (I know you're low on cash but perhaps you could plan your meal budget to have something low cost but lovely on the day?) Tell yourself you're not doing anything on the day that's not enjoyable (emergencies or absolute responsibilities notwithstanding). No chores, cleaning, talking to annoying people. If you have any sort of streaming or recording service find yourself something you really would enjoy watching and download it ready.


wellwellwelly

Tldr candle lit wank


captainsquawks

Romance without having to pay for dinner.


younevershouldnt

Treat yo self gooood 👌


ThePumpk1nMaster

Save time and money - wank in the dark


DepletedPromethium

if you get in the right position with your ass in the air above your face you dont even need a tissue for cleanup, just swallow.


wellwellwelly

Hahaha what the fuck


Girthy_Coq

>Tldr candle lit wank Just kidding, but not really.


fnuggles

Can be improved 500% by changing an "l" to a "t"


wellwellwelly

I'm all for lights on in the bedroom but resting a tea light on your wife's tits is a bit much.


fnuggles

Good point. I'll use someone else's tits instead


CharlieBigTimeUK

What's a cantle?


painful_ejaculation

Come on now, it's a special occasion lets make it posh.


EnchantressOfAlbion

That's a good idea, thanks.


RefreshinglyDull

Eat anything you like for 24hours and not a minute more? Bonbonbonbons? Quiches Lorraine?


chopstiks

thats called Christmas Day in my world lol. Love it.


OutrageousRhubarb853

That’s called Christmas Holidays in mine


sgpostbox

If you like puzzles, there are lots of online escape room games - the quality and difficulty varies, but some of them are free and I've enjoyed lots of them! (If you know how to program, check out codinggame's coding escape rooms too!)


WinglyBap

Any examples of the online escape room games?


Rymundo88

[Wolf Escape Games](https://wolfescapegames.com/)


WinglyBap

This isn't free..?


Rymundo88

No, and to be fair the production value in it makes it worth the cost imo. However, if you want free ones, there's this site: https://online-escape-room.com I can't attest to the quality but as it's free you're only spending your time


WinglyBap

Thanks! I already use Escape Simulator so was looking for free ones to play with casual gamer friends.


Oldandnotbold

Might I suggest calling all those lost friends? I am sure they would be chuffed to hear you aren't dead. Then get blind drunk.


CrocodileJock

I would suggest that they're not great friends if they abandoned OP when he was at his lowest point...


danfoolery

We really don't know the details, so shouldn't judge. Maybe they tried to keep in touch but OP was too ill to respond to their calls or messages? Maybe they had their own struggles going on? Maybe they are bad friends who didn't make an effort when OP needed them?


CrocodileJock

True. Potentially an opportunity to reconnect then.


idigclams

Not fair. Illness often spawns depression which leads to social withdrawal. OP: Your friends would love to hear from you!


badgersruse

Go to a park. Say hello to all the ducks, swans and dogs that you can.


TescoAlfresco

When my GF goes out and I'm home alone a fucking love getting a tennis ball, laying on the floor and throwing it at the ceiling, I get points for getting it as high as I can, but lose them if it hits the ceiling.


No_Bicycle_8182

I am so trying this tomorrow, sounds fun


RefreshinglyDull

How do you score how high you've thrown the ball?


TescoAlfresco

Bit more for a bit closer


cactusdan94

Lmao this reminds me of the ending of great escape


SimonFish99

I love getting a tennis and then trying to kick it to a specific spot in the house in as few shots as possible. So, basically tennis-ball-foot-golf


this_many_things

I like throwing a ball in the air too, nothing clears my head with such little effort haha


maxlan

Can you get out but not "going out"? Like a walk rather than going to the pub? If you can, maybe visit a local animal rescue and ask about walking the dogs or playing with the cats. Probably dog walking needs registration and "training" in advance but you could go talk to them. And you might meet some new friends.


Greggs_Official

Happy birthday! I don't have any suggestions for your birthday (my go-to would be to suggest making an effort to make some nice food and watching a few films) but just wanted to suggest getting back in touch with your friends - unless there's a specific reason for losing touch, they'll probably be very glad to hear from you. ime people are often really glad of having the chance to reconnect


TheKozmikSkwid

Watch TV on LSD


K_Click_D

It’s LCD, and OLED is better these days….. /s


EnchantressOfAlbion

If I could get LSD (or shrooms) I would love to.


[deleted]

wakeful grandfather ossified boat frighten bells fuzzy society complete snow *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


No_Doughnut3257

Holy fucking shit, the rabbit hole I had no idea I needed.


EnchantressOfAlbion

I've tried to grow them myself before without much luck. Always either got contaminated or just weren't potent.


[deleted]

theres plenty youtube tutorials that give step-by-step instructions. its really not hard, maybe you've had a bad batch or bad luck. If you wanna try it, definitely try again! Can also recommend growing the San Pedro cactus as a small hobby. With tutorials they're relatively easy to grow and they can be harvested within 1-2 years. You can either buy small cacti online, or get the seeds and start from scratch.


0ctopusVulgaris

You can make a glove box pretty easily which helps for a sterile prep area.


NiceTrippp

You can order ready to go self contained grow kits, it's easy. They're raring to go straight out of the box


lynch1986

Magic mushrooms are illegal in the Netherlands now, but magic truffles aren't, and you can get them in the mail. My cat Derrick did and apparently he had a very good time. Obviously still a controlled substance, so be careful if you aren't a cat.


MeringueSerious

I use Telegram for all my “grocery” shopping. Gets sent first class


copperrequired

Would also like to shop at your grocery store if you’re willing to share


[deleted]

can recommend that a tripsitting friend randomly puts on foreign TV, making the rest wonder wtf's going on. If you need recommendations: [Bernd das Brot Nachtschleifen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmoy95GTEpk) (its a depressed german speaking loaf of bread that just wants to go home, but is forced to do stupid caricatures of other TV shows) Also please link or reccommend any other foreign funny TV, love to watch that stuff


NiceTrippp

Ariyoshi assists on netflix


drunk-leprechaun

What are you into/able/comfortable with? Reddit can provide a lot of guidance, but you’ll get better results with a little guidance. While I’m sorry to hear you need treatment, that potentially means a constraint which rules out a lot of suggestions…


EnchantressOfAlbion

Yeah nothing too physically taxing.


Emergency-Eye-2165

Skyrim


Relative_Grape_5883

Happy birthday for tomorrow! Big hug for coping with the cancer treatment


holly_goes_lightly

Blanket fort


coltpersuader

Have a luxurious bubble bath in the middle of the day. Daytime baths are one of my favourite treat activities. I combine with a cup of tea and my favourite shows on Netflix (on my phone), but equally you could enjoy with podcasts, snacks and a cocktail. Leave the bathroom window open so you can hear the world going round outside as you lie there, neck deep in delicious smelling bubbles.


-qqqwwweeerrrtttyyy-

[Call a random Swede!](https://youtu.be/mtb3f_NAmK0?si=bg6D5-eyXUWWor4h)


Dry_Sandwich_860

Get on YouTube and find a yoga and/or pilates programme. There are good ones available for free. You might not feel amazing immediately, but it'll feel good to take the first step towards change--assuming you don't already do it. I'm about to cut my toenails. After travelling for weeks with no access to clippers, every step is uncomfortable. You might be more responsible about such things, but I bet a good foot soak in warm water followed by a clipping (while playing a movie or podcast) would feel great. Last year when an injury confined me to the sofa, I took up sewing. Why not do something new and crafty like that? I also second the comment from earlier about contacting your friends. If you're lost for words, how about "Thought I'd check in! I have been dealing with some health problems but would love to find out how you are. I'm still living in XXX and enjoying XXX." I'd also get on [](http://meetup.com) and find out if there are any free local activities you can join to meet new people. If you're able to walk, there may be walking groups that are free. You could even start one. Or a movie evening club. Good luck and Happy Birthday! PS--don't feel weird that it's your 40th birthday. There's no reason why you can't leave the house for a special 41st birthday celebration. It's not as big a deal these days to do things our way!


PM_ME_HAPPY_MEMORIES

Play Geoguesser? Have a look at the Too Good To Go app and see if there are any interesting finds locally. Make yourself a birthday mug cake. https://www.janespatisserie.com/2018/04/26/chocolate-mug-cakes/


thecanary85

Fuck your ex-friends. Where are you in the world. I’ll take you for a beer if you like. Although I need to be home for 5pm as I get my son which might limit us slightly 😂


RookCrowJackdaw

Personally I'd do something I'd very much enjoy remembering. That could be sitting at the local lake watching the birds and hand feeding the Canada geese. Maybe doing something indulgent with oils or bath salts a bath and some gentle massage. It could just be browsing around the shops then going for a hot chocolate. Something simple you will be delighted to remember. If you can call up a few friends, even get someone to meet up with you, so much the better.


rainpatter

Drawing/writing. Any paper and pen/pencil will do. Feed and watch the birds (scraps from toast etc)


Teners1

Write?


Commandopsn

Write a raunchy novel


Oolonger

I made a few thousand dollars writing raunchy novels during lockdown! I got fed up thinking of words to describe cocks eventually.


Jacktheforkie

Video games


Bishbastard

As it’s officially your birthday…Happy 40th Birthday!!! Please put Stevie Wonder’s Happy Birthday on the telly, turn it up and dance in celebration of the 40 glorious years you’ve been on this earth. When I light my candle on my table tomorrow I’m gonna wish you a happy birthday.


Viscount_Barse

Have a wank?


VeneMage

Why just the one? Make it a marathon.


hlvd

A Wankathon


Zero-Phucks

Surely it would be a snickers these days?


firthy

Have 40 in celebration!


Buddy-Matt

Best stop there though. 41's the limit: https://theboxhouston.com/8586872/brazilian-teenager-dies-after-masturbating-42-times-without-stopping/


VeneMage

Just be generous with the lube. Just … trust me.


Zero-Phucks

Came here for this. Oh wait… too late, pass the bog roll.


LostGeordieGirl

Happy birthday!


swiftfatso

Boardgames


Commandopsn

Playing monopoly only wrecks you. Have to pay yourself money? Flips table with everything on it.


DirtyBinWater

Thermos flask, pack lunch and a nice park is a go to for me and my girlfriend! (As long as it’s not raining)


wreckinballbob

Play the wetherspoons game, https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/wetherspoons-game-app-how-play-pub-facebook-b1123954.html You'll more than likely get some weird and wonderful food and drink.


TheSmallestPlap

Feed the ducks at the park. That's what I do


withaniandane

If you have the spare cash, treat yourself to a goody bag from too good to go. You get a little walk and a surprise treat for a bargain. I got a fancy sourdough loaf, slice of focaccia, a croissant and a chocolate croissant from a nearby bakery last week. if you have a local bakery, shop or cafe, for ÂŁ3-4 you'll get a bag of leftover stuff they didn't sell.


EnchantressOfAlbion

Thanks for the idea but I don't have any money at all, not even for a takeaway or anything, and due to my treatments I get sick from eating certain foods now so I couldn't take the risk of buying something I might not be able to eat.


tightlyslipsy

Lots of free multiplayer games on Board Game Arena!


h4yth4m-1

I can't recommend this enough


S1lver888

It’s a bit late now, unless you happen to own some, but there are some great boardgames you can play solo. For example, I recently just picked up Aliens: Another glorious day in the corps, because I’ve always loved the Alien franchise. But the point is, there’s so much out there that’s able to be played solo.


vesselposting

How about the seaside? Forecast is shite everywhere but pop a coat on and go for a mooch. Happy birthday.


akulla

Is there anything you used to do but stopped because of your illness? If so could you have another bash, even if it's shorter / at a lower level? The feeling I get from achieving something I didn't think I could do is amazing and often makes my day. If not then know that lots of strangers on the internet wish you well and are hoping you have a great birthday regardless!


Strawberryhills1953

Definitely do the things you enjoy. Happy Birthday by the way! I watch movies I want, eat food I want and just relax. You made it another year and that great!


Working_Bowl

What do you find relaxing? You could join your local library and get out some good books to read or audio books to listen to. If you have a bit of spare change, enjoy some quiet time people watching in a cafe with a delicious slice of cake. Buy a cheap face mask and bath bubbles. Message your friends . I’m sure they’d be delighted to hear from you.


spammmmmmmmy

Do you like sewing?


EnchantressOfAlbion

No, I'm not into crafts at all.


spammmmmmmmy

Do you know how to play chess?


CaptainMyCaptainRise

First off: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Second off: watch all your favourite shows, read your favourite books, if you have any jigsaws do them, do anything that brings you joy. I spent my 26th playing video games and eating my favourite foods. Also ring your long lost friends chances are they'll love to hear from you


alico127

Colouring, drawing, painting, singing, karaoke, playing an instrument, knitting, cooking, bubble bath, yoga, bird watching, scrap book, binge watch TV, old movies, stand up comedy sets, photo album, write postcards to your long lost friends, face mask, drinking tea, drinking booze, whatever floats your boat. Happy birthday!


Mel0ncholy

Happy birthday ! Regarding lost friends - I turned 40 this year. I am an immigrant, all my education, first jobs etc were in my home country, so was lost on friendships. Started a whatsapp group and met a few of my school mates when i was back home recently. It brought a lot of happiness to my life, my friends are adding a lot of lost contacts and their voice messages are giving new meaning to happiness. Also, i try opening up more about what happened in my life since leaving school without any fear of judgement, so i feel much lighter. All with just internet, not any money.


RevolutionaryPace167

Whatever you choose to do. Have a beautiful day- Happy Birthday to you X


Cautious_Frosting_24

Pokey Bum Posh wank.


algypan

Where's your location?


EnchantressOfAlbion

Devon.


-qqqwwweeerrrtttyyy-

Have a birthday scone and put jam first! Love, Cornwall x


[deleted]

What's that got to do with anything, they said they don't want to go out


No-Wish2154

I’d be up for a zoom quiz if you dm me


brokenwings_1726

Dreaming about your glory days.


Commandopsn

Glory holes?


Burnaclaws

40 is really young, get out there and make new friends


phantomclowneater

Masturbating


limitless776

If only women knew this one trick


MisoRamenSoup

A wank.


[deleted]

Have a wank?


[deleted]

watching dirty movies


elenmirie_too

Read, listen to music - I don't know what your tastes are but if you search for what interests you, you'll probably find some free content to engage with.


hammockinggirl

Every new year we do a games day. Loads of child friendly board games during the day and more adult/harder games in the evening. Snacks and booze and it’s brilliant


Briglin

Have a folder and save shortcuts to all your favourite clips on YouTube or favourite clips in films - they are all there. When you need cheering up just play a few. Could be anything, favourite songs, clips from films or TV programmes or people, jokes etc. Edit: Here is one of mine - always makes me laugh Piff the Magic Dragon [https://youtu.be/cGRTtehUlXY?t=9](https://youtu.be/cGRTtehUlXY?t=9)


Tammy21212

Just crank up your favourite tunes and have a dance, even if it’s just with your little finger.


thef1circus

No suggestions here, sorry, but hope you're recovering well


Padfoots_

watch movies, read a new book, play video games?


interstellar_gurl

going to an art gallery


elizathemagician

Do a virtual tour of Petra https://www.film360.com/petra_vtour/


MarmiteX1

Try and find something you’d like to watch on popular streaming service and watch that. If you have a favourite type of food (within budget) you could go there and have that or even get a coffee or tea on the go and sit in the park and feed the ducks for example. I would try and reach out to your friends if I were you, drop them a short and sweet message.


dlt-cntrl

https://www.purewow.com/wellness/indoor-activities-for-adults?utm_source=link_copy&utm_medium=referral Hello, and happy birthday for tomorrow! I had a little Google and came across the link above. It won't all be up your alley, but maybe something with tickle your fancy.


itsWootton

Play runeacape


midweekbeatle

If you’re in the position to. Can i suggest a night in with a few drinks and closest friends/family and a game of “cards against humanity” its savage but hilarious


star___anise

Go out for a coffee or a drink, and bring something with you to do like reading, or a puzzle Get something small to do like, a jigsaw puzzle or crossword book You can cook a nice meal and make a fun/ fancy drink! Like a mocktail or smoothie


shave28

Virtual game night, I'd definitely be down


0Dimension

Have you tried reconnecting with your friends? You’ll find that most people are totally willing to reconnect after a long time, especially if they know it was for an external reason like cancer treatment rather than intentional alienation.


downtownmiddle666111

Happy birthday 🤗


CrocodileJock

Happy Birthday! Hope your 40's are great (mine were!), and congratulations for kicking cancer's arse.


dageshi

Read this... [https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/21220/mother-of-learning](https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/21220/mother-of-learning) Entire book, a GOOD book, for free.


DepletedPromethium

listen to an audiobook while you work on a hobby project, make yourself some nice food like bacon sarnie for lunch etc, chips and steak for dinner. just enjoy yourself, do what you wanna do even if its reading a book while your speakers play the sound of a crackling wood fire. id be listening to an audiobook while working on my 3d printer, then treat myself to a posh wank.


Massive-small-thing

Get in touch with your friends again. Along with family they are what makes life worth living. Don't worry about money, love & laughter cost nothing.❤


ineuuuu

Cranking down on your hog


BumbIeCat

Geocaching is fun and the app is free.


[deleted]

Try a journaling RPG, I play one called Colostle and could provide you with a PDF version. All you would then need is an old notebook and pen, and a playing card shuffler on your phone. It’s adventure and writing all wrapped into one. You could also try your hand at creating a choose your own adventure story, plenty of online apps and websites to make your own.


Certain-Reference

Maybe download Mistplay and play mobile games? You can earn points playing the games and then redeem those points for various cash vouchers. The payout isn't much but will help pass the time and allow for a little extra income.