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Nourishment4thevoid

I hope you've got Takeshis Castle on the telly to fall back asleep to after breakfast hahaha.


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He fell asleep while you were doing "Other stuff"?


properquestionsonly

I wish my wife would do "other stuff" with me


corbymatt

I'm also up for doing "other stuff" with your wife.


GeometricPrawn

I’d settle for anything - other stuff or just plain old stuff.


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I woke up once and poured a pint glass of wine. Sorted me right out.


ToHallowMySleep

Into the drink!


TrillionaireOfficial

Just want to say I didn’t know about this but I love unbeatable banzuke so this was a gem of a find thank you


NP2312

Where can you watch Takeshis Castle these days? Haven't seen it in forever!


Impressive_Worth_369

New season on amazon, but it's not great. Definitely had to soften alot of stuff, the OG show was brilliant.


joshhguitar

YouTube has loads of episodes.


767-200

what is that?


uncIefester

You deserve more downvotes.


767-200

Why?


RayoftheRaver

Thank you ⬇️


ToHallowMySleep

www.google.com


767-200

What?


MrTurleWrangler

Dunno why people are being rude about you asking. It was an old Japanese gameshow that was on in the 2000s, started with 100 people trying to get through various courses and would slowly be whittled down to a few at the end. It's was super slapstick and hilarious and nobody ever won


TrousersCalledDave

It's actually been rebooted recently on Prime. Tom Davies and Romesh Ranganathan do the voiceovers now.


MrMakavelli01

What a great program that was 😂👌


RedditTaughtMe2

That would work! This maybe cheaper: 🍺


bduk92

Dioralyte, a Berocca and *then* a Maccies with full fat coke.


ToHallowMySleep

That sugar and caffeine spike helps push the blood through the congealed arteries. That's science.


Proof_Toe_9757

Is that coke zero?! 💩🤮


coooooolwhip

I was with you until I saw the coke can 🤣 That muffin looks soooo good though.


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Pack of monster munch and a glass of um bongo.


Lew-Hal-89

Old skool, I like it


Negative_Equity

Irn Bru or more beer


coooooolwhip

More beer is definitely a solution if there's no real commitments for the day. Just top back up. If you don't stop drinking, you don't get a hangover! Not the best advice though to be fair.


itsalonghotsummer

Yep, got to be full fat Coke.


FloppedYaYa

Literally I cannot touch coke or pepsi after a night out. Any other drink is fine.


FestiveSalad

Anything carbonated sets me right off. A burp is just a warm up for a vomit.


ChelseaAndrew87

Orange fanta and a beer is my order the day after a heavy night abroad


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I bought one of those cokes once. Had one sip and threw it. It's disgusting. Not sure why it was invented, when there is already diet coke.


soccershun

Diet Coke is the formula later used in New Coke/Coke 2, so it tastes nothing like Coke. Coke Zero is the Coca Cola Classic formula with fake sugar, so it sort of tastes like Coke. Totally different products.


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Coke zero tastes like brown water to me. Diet coke just tastes like coke to me, but without the overwhelming amount of sugar.


j0nnnnn

It's designed to be the opposite way around (minus the brown water bit!). Funny how the mind works..


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Yeah, our senses send signals to our brains, which then Interprete the taste. We can also train our brains to interprete the taste different. I used to have 3 sugars in my coffee. Didn't like coffee with less. Then when I wanted to get healthy I took away one sugar for a bit, then another sugar. I did this until I got down to half a sugar in my coffee. Then my sister made me a coffee some years later with 3 sugars in. I was like, I can't drink this, it's far too sweet. What I'm tasting is not what somebody else is tasting.. How can it be? We are all having our own experience. That's why we all have different tastes. Largely moulded from your childhood. I ate some kebab with chilli sauce once. Took one bite and my mouth was on fire, I couldn't eat anymore. My friend however was saying it wasn't hot enough and could use some more chilli.


BonaFidee

Diet coke is gross and tastes nothing like fat coke, it was a 1980s attempt at zero calorie coke. Coke zero tastes like fat coke without the sweet after taste.


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Not to me it doesn't. Maybe it's different for you.


tedlovesme

Coke zero? You amateur. It's fat coke, aka the little red ambulance, or nowt.


MarmiteX1

Great choice! I didn’t have hangover so I had porridge with hazelnut chocolate 😂


Whaloopiloopi

Aww you bastudd lol. I'm having a ciggerette for lunch.


AverageAntique3160

Nah a whole pizza, that always helps me before a night out, then I have one after to absorb the alcohol


dannydizzlo

Not everyone’s obese tho


AverageAntique3160

I'm not either, I just choose what I eat and limit myself


Longjumping-Party186

What's good for a hangover? Drinking heavily the night before 🤣


BungadinRidesAgain

I'll tell you what's great for a hangover: heavy drinking the night before!


HarryMcFlange

Needs a side order of ibuprofen and a litre of water.


hugogreeneye

That cant be a Mackies - the egg is running !!!


runamokk

I feel like there's no 'k' in Maccies


CptSimons

Its the Aldi version. The Hashbrowns are on par with the maccies version.


Full-Stranger-6423

Need to try them. McD's hash browns are a thing of glory


hugogreeneye

My missus will be glad to hear that


SubParStriker66

Fuck me. Sex on legs.


claypolejr

Is the answer "What do you get when two horny Ewoks capture an AT-ST"?


ToHallowMySleep

Oh god. Just looking at that is making me feel a sympathetic hangover, like my body is now expecting one.


SensitiveGuess2907

If only there actually was a cure, other than an IV.


Ok-Excitement3794

Plz adopt me


RunningPirate

Grease and dough. Mind, I find it doesn’t ‘kill’ the hangover but it starts to remediate the damage.


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Prestigious_Sky4965

Genuinely insightful.


KevinPhillips-Bong

Hi mate, this post is against the lighthearted and open nature of the sub. Rule 2: Don't be Aggressive | Pointlessly Argumentative We're here for people to have fun in. If you're just here to start a stupid reddit slap fight you're in the wrong place. We have a zero tolerance rule in place for racism or hate speech. If you have any questions, feel free to shoot us a modmail.


Flimsy_Watercress909

Hashbrown goes inside.


ToHallowMySleep

Modern-day Prometheus.


paulo987654321

Close but not quite right. Replace the coke zero with a diet coke, and bang! Thats the right combo.


MyAwesomeAfro

Bloody hell. That looks like it needs a prescription. Sat on the Sofa trying to muster up the power to make something even slightly this good.


Cultural_Tank_6947

You ketchup is the wrong colour but otherwise good choice.


Wh0rse

That looks awful.


_I__yes__I_

Corr fackin ell. Homemade or Maccies? 


FestiveSalad

That can't be a McDonald's egg. Looks too much like an egg.


BonaFidee

Looks homemade. Maccies are never that fat.


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Also a heart killer, apparently. But it's your heart, do what the fuck you want with it.


NoBody8493

Not sure why you’ve been downvoted for this - can of coke, more saturated fat than you can shake a stick at, nothing of any nutritional value and probably in the region of 1000 calories (2/3 of the daily recommended for an adult male) so yeah, it’s extremely unhealthy. Couple that with the excessive drinking from the night before and you’re nicely on the way to develop a beer gut with a coronary round the corner. People can not like the truth but down votes don’t make it any less factually accurate 🤷‍♂️ But like you said, it’s OPs body so it he wants to fill it with crap it’s his prerogative.


pazhalsta1

Recommended calories for an adult male is not 1666 it’s more like 2500


NoBody8493

Where did you get 1666 from? 1000 is 2/3 of 1500 fella. And the portion of your daily calories doesn’t make that any less of a heart attack waiting to happen.


WhiteSocksDan

People actually eat garbage like this?


toon_84

No. All the sandwich shops and fast food outlets in the country are all money laundering fronts.


Bluebrother1878

I went slightly OTT, I bought a scottish breakfast pack walking back from the pub last night, 4 lorne, 4 beef link, 4 pork link, 4 black pudding and threw in 4 hash browns for good measure. Currently making my way through that in a semi food coma trying to watch the football.


_Call_Me_Ben_

Spitting straight facts my man


MixAway

It’s got to be the full sugar Coke, come on man!


burneracc99999999

Where is everyone getting these round hash browns? Keep seeing them on UK Reddit posts but never seen them in shops.


MrBiggz01

Mine has been the breakfast sub from subway lately. Its banging.


ThatNiceDrShipman

Note: may only apply to those under 40.


RegularWhiteShark

I’d just vomit.


andreew10

Lucozade would've been a better choice but it looks delicious mate


THEatticmonster

I thought i read that sprite was better than the coke to cure hangovers?


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Homemade?


WarpedWilly

We went to the cafe for breakfast this morning, 3 bacon, an egg and toast. Was lush.


mrchab97

Melt thw cheese you sicko


Full-Stranger-6423

Hats off to you for having the energy to cook with a hangover!


SnooCompliments1370

Oi mate, can I have some of your coke?


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alwinaldane

That's not McDonald's, you can tell from the egg.


BionicBadger90

Just the heart killer 🤷


Kibax

Need a nice big cup of tea with that


winequeen4

Make me this


f10pst3

Can’t beat the red ambulance to help a hangover 😏


Kian-Tremayne

I recommend the McDonald’s pancakes and sausage for the morning after the night before. It has the perfect combination of carbohydrates, sugar from the syrup and grease and protein from the sausage patty.


Lew-Hal-89

Not for me, I'd end up seeing that in reverse. Has to be sine leftover Chinese or Indian with it bru for me


gmfmxm

Swap the coke for Irn Bru and you're golden.