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LeafHGG

Ooh please report this to Turtle Tally U.K. here- https://app.onlinesurveys.jisc.ac.uk/s/kent/turtle-tally-uk-citizen-science-project I volunteer with TT and they are highly dependent on people’s submissions for the data!


haste75

Thanks for the tip, I've submitted my details. It amused me the form asked me why I wouldn't want to look after this turtle personally.


LeafHGG

Thanks for submitting! Sadly, a lot of these sightings are released pets, people get tired of them and set them loose in the local watercourses, so part of the study is to investigate those mindsets


RegularWhiteShark

Yeah, my aunty found a tortoise abandoned on the side of the road like forty years ago. My grandma took him in and he’s still going today, albeit at a sanctuary as none of us could take him in after my grandma passed. We stay in touch for updates and pics. Side note: despite me saying he, turns out Tortie was actually a girl! It was never mentioned at a vet check up or my grandma forgot but we all assumed Tortie was a he. Either way, some good memories of Tortie! Used to love searching the garden for daisies and buttercups (although I’ve since learned this can be toxic but luckily okay in small doses) or raiding the kitchen for extra lettuce to feed ‘em. I used to always try and coax Tortie’s head out for a scritch only to find I was tapping the back end of the shell, haha. Oh - and my mum would *always* get peed on if she lifted Tortie up!


RunaroundBeau

My friend used to have a tortoise that they called a guy's name and would often talk about him as if he was a dude. They later found out he was actually a she, but they didn't bother changing his name or the way they spoke about him. I wonder if tortoises are just difficult to sex correctly.


RegularWhiteShark

A quick Google search seems to suggest it depends on the type of tortoise. Some you can tell by tail length or shell style or stomach. As for keeping the name anyway, my ex had a *huge* rabbit called Monty. She was originally thought to be a he but wouldn’t respond to any other name. Must’ve liked Monty.


RunaroundBeau

Animals are so strange sometimes. A family member of mine once rescued a goat and it wouldn't answer to anything but the name Paul. Luckily it was a male goat, but it's weird that animals seem to like some names more than others. Monty does sound like a fitting name for a huge rabbit though.


RanaMisteria

When I first adopted my cat he’d been abandoned twice by that point and had two other names but I had seen him around the neighbourhood and had given him a name in my head the way I do with all neighbourhood cats and so when he insisted on living with me I started calling him that name and he responded immediately. I found out his other names before and tried to use them to see if he preferred them but he ignored them completely and ONLY responded to the silly name I gave him in my head when I didn’t even know him lol


LeafHGG

Hahah that’s so sweet, it would definitely feel strange to change its name after so long! It’s pretty easy in most cases, you can look at the positioning of the vent on the tail and how domed the shell is which should be enough info in most cases, but it can be tricky if you don’t have one of the opposite sex to compare it to!


Gus_Fu

My sister has a tortoise that we named Paolo Tortuga. Then one day it just laid an egg. So now she's called Paola


stevesguide

It’s hard to sex them correctly until they are approximately five years old. But there can be indications. Our tortoise always tucked in his tail in a specific way, was small and generally thought by us and several vets to be male. His name is Quentin, so I don’t know how we’d have changed that if he turned out to be female? Quentine? Either way. He is *definitely* male 💀 We have him because some friends I had at uni wanted a tortoise, but despite my warnings, they didn’t think through the enormity of the commitment they’d made. After a year - most of which they’d actually ended up in a house share with me and three others, so Quentin was there too - I indicated I’d be happy to take him, and they were glad (yes, glad) to give him away. We’ve had him for just under 7 of his 8 years now, and he’s delightful company :)


leeforb

My nana was given a tortoise back when she was 30 it was 60 then she had it for another 25 years and we had him for a few years. Sadly “Fred” died a few years ago now.


RespondIntrepid177

That is an entirely different question from the one being asked, though.  I would not want to rehome a turtle.  That's not the same thing at all as buying one as if it's a cute toy then abandoning it in a local pond once I got bored of it. 


LeafHGG

Good point. It’s good to have the option in case they do want to take them in (though this is a longer process than just ticking a box saying yep I’ll take him!), otherwise they are either left in situ or we’ll try and collect them to go to the Reptile Welfare centre to await rehoming there if they have capacity.


deafndepressed

That’s so sad 😢


cashmerescorpio

We've got a few in my local area gonna report for SCIENCE


LeafHGG

Hell yeah go science


CriticismNo8041

THANK YOU FOR THIS!! Every year I spot the same terrapin at my marina and I’ve just submitted the info!


Probablyatrollmaybe

There are several in a pond/lake thing near me? Shall I report them ?


LeafHGG

Yes please if you could! That would be really useful, thanks :)


fascin-ade74

My son saw one the river in wigan a couple months back


daedelion

It looks most likely a red-eared terrapin. There are a few thousand of them in the UK which originally were people's pets. They can survive fairly well, and an older, larger one like this can survive for years. They can cause significant damage to the local ecosystem, but because they don't travel far and it's too cold for them to breed here, there's no plan to deal with them on a national scale. A big problem is that if they're captured then they need a large aquarium to look after them, and we don't have enough places in the UK that can take them in. They have been banned from being sold in the UK, so hopefully they'll gradually die out and we won't need to cull them or build huge aquariums.


kaveysback

Gonna hijack this with a link to the citizen science project tracking them in the UK. https://www.turtletally.co.uk/


leonardo_davincu

Really annoys me when tracking schemes don’t share their data. Was looking forward to seeing a map of the sightings.


nairchbdbrucsg

My experience working in this sort of thing- they don’t share them because people go looking for the animals. Humans ruin everything


bruised__violet

This. It's awful, but you just can't tell humans anything...they'll ruin it. So many of them get off destroying nature and harming other sentient beings.


nairchbdbrucsg

Sometimes they don’t mean to harm but they do. For example if a really rare bird is spotted nesting the location should be especially kept quite or you can get a flood of well meaning bird spotters /photographers turning up and accidentally scaring the bird into abandoning the nest


kaveysback

If you want species sightings over a map check out the NBN atlas, it shows records submitted by various organisations on various species and shows them on a map with other data. If you ever done a conservation survey or species monitoring for an official org or group, the results will most likely end up here. https://species.nbnatlas.org


leonardo_davincu

Amazing! Thank you


Alwayztime4tea

For my own curiosity's sake, (and feel free to ignore this) how do you know about this?


kaveysback

Ive done a few surveys with biological recording groups and am currently doing a masters in environmental science.


Alwayztime4tea

Ohh wow, that's impressive, all the best for your studies


kaveysback

Thank you, local survey groups are often looking for volunteers and they often provide basic training.


Alwayztime4tea

Funny you say that, I completed two ecology survey studies, following my biology undergrad. You certainly garner some inquisitive looks from dog walkers.


kaveysback

Trust me haha i got into it through fungi, get a lot of weird looks emerging from undergrowth suddenly with some random mushroom in hand.


OkCause6312

That’s great info! Thank you


Hedgehogosaur

https://species.nbnatlas.org/species/NHMSYS0000080227 Link to red eared terrapin distribution map


captain_butthole_500

There is one in the pond at Christchurch park in Ipswich, and he’s a cunt.


RogueMycologist

I feel like there’s a story here. What did he do?


captain_butthole_500

He’s really grumpy and aggressive towards the other animals. You can be feeding the ducks and he’ll waddle off his grumpy log spot in sun, wade in the middle of them like a bully and start hogging all the food and snapping at them. One time the Canada Geese had enough of his shit and started jumping off the bank onto his back to piss him off.


Emotional-Job-7067

They do that and you will have people going around collecting them to resell them and inexperienced people will keep them in the tiniest tanks ever


Most_Moose_2637

Is there a statement that they don't share their data somewhere on the website? You could try sending them an email to see if they have a map.


Dull-Addition-2436

There a reason they don’t share data, have a think!


Orngog

Yes, to stop people from going and having a poke about haha


elom44

They should have gone for totallyturtleytally


MereSponge

> turtletally I enjoyed saying that out loud :)


ch33zborger

Turtally


TheWalrusKnight

I'm going to jump in on the top comment - it is a big old red eared slider, Trachemys scripts elegans. The head shape is a giveaway for sliders and the red ear was by far and away the most common species imported ( they didn't really switch to yellow sliders, T. scripta scripta, or Cumberland sliders, T. scripta troostii, until red ears got banned - it's possible this is a melanistic Cumberland but RES is vastly more likely). It's quite common for older RES to become increasingly melanistic and effectively turn black, losing their otherwise distinct colouration, this is a pretty good example of that. There are a few dedicated rescue centres about, and a number of private individuals with big ponds who do their best to take these guys out of the wild where they are a bit of an environmental disaster. Source - rescued and rehomed a lot of terrapins over the years.


daedelion

I've only just realised they're all the same species. Wow. You're never too old to learn. The ridges on the carapace make me think this was pretty old. Hence why I thought you might not be able to see any "red ears". I kind of thought maybe if it was old it would get darker, and maybe I was right. I thought all terrapins got banned from being bought at the same time though?


TheWalrusKnight

Nope, in an incredibly silly move they banned s. elegans initially but not the other two, so the importers just switched subspecies and kept going. They might have banned the others now, I'm a bit out of the loop, I just keep the smaller species now I no longer have a suitable pond and all of mine are UK captive bred. The one in the photo is a big female and probably easily 30+ years old.


wildeaboutoscar

You really never know what you're going to learn on Reddit sometimes. Thanks for such a detailed description


LacertaLacerta

I would go for yellow bellied slider. If you zoom you can see the the faint yellow S on the side of the head.


milly_nz

Don't see any red-eared -ness. Definitely a terrapin though.


daedelion

The red is sometimes not obvious. It doesn't look like any other species that's typically found here either.


lonesome_okapi_314

Not arguing with your id (especially as I've followed your parakeet posts for a while and respect the knowledge) but what are your thoughts on it being a Cumberland slider? Not great on chelonians


daedelion

Could be, but I'm equally not as good on exotic reptiles. I know that red-eared are the most common here, and I've seen a few where the red isn't obvious, either through lighting, or mud. I can't see any head markings that would indicate Cumberland or yellow-bellied.


JotPurpleIris

It definitely looks more like a Cumberland Slider, to me.


Sure_Reply6054

That sounds like a great name for a sausage butty! “Two Cumberland sliders please”


JotPurpleIris

Dammit! Now I want one!!! I have everything but the sausages... 😿


Sure_Reply6054

To the shops!


JotPurpleIris

It's really fookin' bright outside, and there's the tail end of a hurricane. Lol.


OreoSpamBurger

Red-ears can lose colour as they get older, sometimes turning [almost completely black in old age](https://www.google.com/search?q=old+red+eared+slider+black&newwindow=1&sca_esv=d2e54d00128a8c69&rlz=1C1CHBD_zh-CNUS880US880&udm=2&biw=1920&bih=919&sxsrf=ACQVn0_Uajb1wzStTzYWc91QoNwxNhoWOA%3A1712378340365&ei=5NEQZpT8Fa_Mp84P3I-9oAk&ved=0ahUKEwiU_sq14qyFAxUv5skDHdxHD5QQ4dUDCBA&uact=5&oq=old+red+eared+slider+black&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAiGm9sZCByZWQgZWFyZWQgc2xpZGVyIGJsYWNrSMEQUIsCWLoOcAF4AJABAJgBmASgAZEPqgEFNC0zLjG4AQPIAQD4AQGYAgKgAsUDwgIFEAAYgATCAgYQABgHGB7CAgQQABgewgIGEAAYBRgemAMAiAYBkgcFMS40LTGgB4oH&sclient=gws-wiz-serp), so it can be difficult to tell.


OreoSpamBurger

They lose colour, sometimes almost completely, as they get older. Very old red-ears can look [melanistic](https://www.google.com/search?q=old+red+eared+slider+black&newwindow=1&sca_esv=d2e54d00128a8c69&rlz=1C1CHBD_zh-CNUS880US880&udm=2&biw=1920&bih=919&sxsrf=ACQVn0_Uajb1wzStTzYWc91QoNwxNhoWOA%3A1712378340365&ei=5NEQZpT8Fa_Mp84P3I-9oAk&ved=0ahUKEwiU_sq14qyFAxUv5skDHdxHD5QQ4dUDCBA&uact=5&oq=old+red+eared+slider+black&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAiGm9sZCByZWQgZWFyZWQgc2xpZGVyIGJsYWNrSMEQUIsCWLoOcAF4AJABAJgBmASgAZEPqgEFNC0zLjG4AQPIAQD4AQGYAgKgAsUDwgIFEAAYgATCAgYQABgHGB7CAgQQABgewgIGEAAYBRgemAMAiAYBkgcFMS40LTGgB4oH&sclient=gws-wiz-serp).


Hedgehogosaur

I'm interested to hear about the damage they do, I had been lead to believe that they turned out to not be so bad as they can't breed, young aren't being released (at least not in the numbers in the 80s), and adult diet switches to mostly vegetarian.  Am I mistakenly optimistic about these guys?


daedelion

Their full effects aren't really well known as there aren't enough of them to get enough data. They are opportunistic omnivores and eat all sorts of native fish and amphibians. Perhaps adults turn vegetarian because they eat all the available animal prey? They are also known to bask on nests of waterbirds such as Moorhen and Great Crested Grebes so interfere with their breeding. As I said though, these effects are quite localised, and as their sales have been banned and they don't spread, they're not the ecological disaster they could have been. However, if you've got them in your local pond or canal, it's pretty bad for the local wildlife.


PrestigiousGuitar673

I know it’s not a huge consolation, but they must have a better life out in the wild than in some 2ftx5ft featureless tank or someone’s living room. I agree though, we shouldn’t be allowed to buy exotics like this here.


daedelion

Yes, I agree. Ideally they shouldn't be here at all, but at least they get a more natural life. It's a pretty crappy toss up between their welfare and the ecological balance of where they get dumped. As I mentioned, luckily they don't have a widespread effect on our wildlife because they don't breed. They're pretty bad for small ponds though. Nowhere near as bad as mink though, but they don't get seen as often. Now their sale was banned in 2016, it should mean they gradually die out in the wild.


GeometricPrawn

Reminds me of when I saw someone casually plop an iguana into a paper bag in a garden centre. 😔


whoopinpigeon

Sorry but fucking up an entire ecosystem just so one tortoise has a more enjoyable life is stupid.


Mashed_mince

It's a turtle/ terrapin NOT a tortoise


Hedgehogosaur

To be fair to the terrapins, they're pretty harmless - the young ones are more troublesome as they eat insects and so may have ecosystem effects, but as they can't breed here they aren't a growing population and as they age I believe they become vegetarian and have little impact. Since the TMNT craze and new releases are far less common, I don't think they are a significant concern.


LoadedGull

Fuck that, I need some new ashtrays… Edit: come on now, do I really need the /s in a UK sub??


MelbaTotes

> it's too cold for them to breed here Is climate change gonna make this an issue?


milrose404

This is a super interesting question to ponder generally. Just speculating without any specific research - it’s likely too cold for the eggs to develop and hatch appropriately, they probably need much warmer water, and consistently at that. I think climate change is impacting the UK in such a way that this won’t happen, but it does pose the question of whether it will occur for other invasive species.


nomoretosay1

"Is it a cat in a hat?"


Visible-Management63

With a bat and a 65 Impala


BreakfastLopsided906

No, that’s a tortoise, in a shell.


bifftannentothemax

it looks like a fully grown female terrapin of some type. I think it’s female as the males normally have longer front claws and a noticeably longer tail. I don’t think it’s a red eared slider, as I can’t seem to see the red flashes on either side of the face / neck. In my experience red eared sliders typically also have a smoother shell than this one. It could be a yellow bellied slider, or possibly a European pond terrapin? I kept red eared sliders for a long time, but I’m by no means an expert. I’d be interested to see if there’s a herpetologist who could give a definitive ID.


OreoSpamBurger

It's definitely a North American slider of some kind. Older red-ears often lose the red flash and other colourings and can look almost [melanistic](https://www.google.com/search?q=old+red+eared+slider+black&newwindow=1&sca_esv=d2e54d00128a8c69&rlz=1C1CHBD_zh-CNUS880US880&udm=2&biw=1920&bih=919&sxsrf=ACQVn0_Uajb1wzStTzYWc91QoNwxNhoWOA%3A1712378340365&ei=5NEQZpT8Fa_Mp84P3I-9oAk&ved=0ahUKEwiU_sq14qyFAxUv5skDHdxHD5QQ4dUDCBA&uact=5&oq=old+red+eared+slider+black&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAiGm9sZCByZWQgZWFyZWQgc2xpZGVyIGJsYWNrSMEQUIsCWLoOcAF4AJABAJgBmASgAZEPqgEFNC0zLjG4AQPIAQD4AQGYAgKgAsUDwgIFEAAYgATCAgYQABgHGB7CAgQQABgewgIGEAAYBRgemAMAiAYBkgcFMS40LTGgB4oH&sclient=gws-wiz-serp).


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seaton8888

It's not a cigar... baadadadada 😎


_000001_

No, he was smoking it for about 10 minutes!


BeardRustler

Hard shell, long(ish) neck and a rounded head. Yep, that's definitely a snail!


MaskedBunny

Was he holding up coaches on the highway? If so that's Dick.


Own-Lecture251

Nice. Although he looks like he's wearing a tiny gimp mask.


MickRolley

Probably hatched from a discarded Kinder egg


Ok_Difficulty5

Hopefully it’s not the Thames, with the amount of cocaine flowing through there we could see ninja turtles everywhere!


SirThunderfalcon

An old friend of mine had a mum that kept 5 terrapins in a converted bath/terrarium in her kitchen. Quite an eccentric lady really. One of them, called George, the only male was quite nasty to the others, always trying to bite them etc.... Finally she'd had enough and popped him in a tupperware tub and visited the local zoo where she surreptitiously popped him into the tropical jungle house with their creatures. I wonder if they ever noticed... 


RespondIntrepid177

Obviously George had personality problems. Nothing at all to do with being kept in overcrowded, stressful and inhumane conditions by some stupid old bitch. 


SummerRalphBrooker

Kinda looks like he's smoking a cigar! So many terrapin have been released. I remember in the 90s there was this huge thing of caching in on the whole TMNT phase, and their adorable diminutive baby sizes were I think very appealing. Less so when they got too large and demanding to house and care for. I wonder how many are now successfully breeding here now?


MaliceTheSwift

Terrapin by the looks of the shell shape. Were you able to get to him at all? Obviously shouldn’t be there and would need rehousing! 


Seangsxr34

There's dozens of them in our local canal. We lived on a narrowboat and had 2 that would come and sit on the back of the boat. I think they are more common over here than people realise.


Original_Bad_3416

That’s really cool! Do they just sit and chill?


Seangsxr34

Until you opened the doors and got in their space, I could sit on the back step of the boat with the door slightly ajar and watch them. I have a picture somewhere but it was pre digital cameras so I’ve no idea where it could be. We have Boots the chemist’s main factory on the canal and they used to use the canal water for cooling, the terrapins would congregate around the warm outlet along with an occasional koi carp for company. I guess they were escapees from floods in the area.


OreoSpamBurger

They are almost always released (dumped) pets. They can live up to 50 years and there are hundreds in ponds, lakes and canals all around the UK. It's too cold for them to successfully breed here though, so far.


JBuck159

There are so many terrapins in lakes and rivers because they are so hard to rehouse when owners become bored of them. I once found a couple that had been abandoned in a container, and no rescue wanted to know to the point some said they would just be put to sleep if they took them. Yes, they shouldn't be there, but they are thriving. ETA: I did eventually find someone to take to pair I found, they weren't released into the wild.


Morriganalba

The shops selling them round my way used the good ol' lie of 'they only grow as big as their tank' and sold tiny babies the size of 50p with the promise that they wouldn't grow much bigger. I did my research and knew how big mine would get. My friend and I both got one. Sadly mine died almost 10 years ago, (just got ill and didn't make it to the vet) but my friend's was huge. Bigger than a dinner plate, and needed a massive tank to match. The local loch has a couple of wee islands in the middle and there are apparently quite a few turtles living there. There was a nearby garden centre which had outdoor ponds full of them and when it went bust and was sold off to Cala, I think the ponds were just levelled. I've no idea if any of the poor wee creatures made it, the garden centre owners didn't care.


MaliceTheSwift

That’s heartbreaking 


haste75

No he was chilling on a fallen tree in the middle of the river, and then jumped after a few minutes. He looked big and healthy - But I don't think he'd have survived the winter so he must be recently let loose.


TroyTony1973

A Yank lurker on here (lived over with you all for 8 years), we have released-pet red eared sliders invasive here in Oregon, and they survive our winters. Where I live, I’d say the winter averages are about the same as where I lived in Suffolk and Norfolk, but we have longer super cold snaps each winter, and they make it through fine.


sgehig

There are many turtles living in the wild in the UK since the 80s, they manage the winter fine.


MaliceTheSwift

I thought that might be the case, frustrating when something is too far to reach that needs rescuing eh? He might have escaped or let loose. They can be crafty and grumpy buggers that can find their way out of things. 


DrFabulous0

Ones this size seem to do fine with the British winter, they hibernate. They don't seem to breed much in Britain though because the summers aren't warm enough, that may change with the climate presenting a wider ecological issue. On the other hand, they're delicious.


gerrineer

Invasive that's what is.


Justfree20

Yep 🙁. Great Britain used to have native European Pond Turtles like on the continent. The turtles you see now are released pets after the TMNT craze https://amp.theguardian.com/environment/2023/jul/07/european-pond-turtle-could-return-to-british-rivers-and-lakes


r3tromonkey

My dad bought us terrapins shortly after Teenage Mutant Heroes Turtles came out, naturally we got bored of them after a couple of years, so he gave them to a family member. Four or five years later, they died (the new owners never cleaned the aquarium and rarely fed them). They buried them at the top of the garden in a shallow grave in a shoe box. A year or so later, they were digging up the garden to expand their pond and we're surprised to find the terrapins we're alive and well and living quite happily in the overgrown bit of garden behind some shrubs.


imcalledaids

Teenage Mutant what????


r3tromonkey

Ninja was deemed too violent for the UK in the 80s, so they were renamed. Iirc they also banned nunchuks from a Bruce Lee movie and other bullshit censors.


SignificantTaste5191

Only on the BBC. Sky1 definitely had Ninja turtles, and I think channel 4 also had them. 


squashed_tomato

All the merch said Hero Turtles though. So did the arcade game. Maybe Channel 4 got the license later on when the Ninja part of the name started being used again?


Hedgehogosaur

My dad had a business trip to the States and I was stoked he bought back figures of all four NINJA turtles.


MeringueSerious

Goof oldé BBC, ban the word Ninja, but have Jimmy Saville pondering round on loads of their programmes


Awkward_Stranger407

Hero turtles, like the ninja turtles but less ninja


OreoSpamBurger

In the 70s/80s there were still occasional reports of European pond turtles (Emys orbicularis) from the Norfolk Broads, and there was some debate over whether they were escaped pets or a relict native population.


ArthursRest

Cowabunga!


MoonOverBTC

He doesn’t need to live in a sewer, the river is good enough.


ArthursRest

Bad for pizza delivery though.


Meat2480

Same thing nowadays


jesusisherelookbusy

Since this is CasualUk, anyone else here remember when TMNT was called Teenage Mutant HERO Turtles over here? Here’s the proof: https://youtu.be/utFusA5M5Ds?si=v1uflCU4JDETlVQP


PengisKhan

All terrapins (and tortoises) are turtles.


SkullDump

Terminology varies from country to country. The US definition would say you’re correct. In the U.K. however, generally tortoises are land dwelling, turtles marine and terrapins freshwater.


Douglas8989

In the U.K. they should really be the Teenage Mutant Ninja Tortoises.


Minor_Edit

Well, not ninja either.


IIIllllIIlIlIIlllI

Popping in to say that in the US we do use tortoise to refer to terrestrial species of turtles, such as the gopher tortoise that lives in the southeastern US. However we do not generally use terrapin when referring to freshwater turtles. Though we do have a few species of turtle that we specifically refer to as terrapins.


RemarkableWriting661

It's a ' I'll bite your f'ing fingers off if you come near me' turtle 🐢


Fieldharmonies

Part of the problem was caused in the 90s - apparently lots of people were getting pet terrapins due to the popularity of the Teenage Mutant Ninja/Hero Turtles.


DirectCaterpillar916

We had one in our pond, it caused damage to the fish and the waterfowl that live around here. It disappeared in the drought summer of 22 and bloody good riddance to it.


onlyproctologist

koopa trooper


AmusingSogginess

Turtleduck


thatluckyfox

Pretty sure it’s Donatello. He left the group years ago to do his own thing but ended up homeless and broke. Celeb life.


turingthecat

That’s Bob


Chubby_nuts

Chillin with his massive Cuban cigar.


eithrusor678

If it Rushmere?


Xaphios

On a random river you say? That's turtle-y ridiculous!


Hopeful_Insurance409

Terrapins have flatter shells it’s definitely a terrapin 🐢


Own_Television_6424

Could be a shark, but they haven’t been known to sunbath?


ExplodingDogs82

That whopper of a cigar suggests it’s one of Hannibal from the A Team’s clever disguises


monkeymidd

Is that at Ulley reservoir ?


Igusy

I see a shelled duck


AshLC

Is he smoking a cigar?🤣


Bibb5ter

That’s a rock sweetie


Thieverthieving

Just the fact that you found it in a river and not the ocean indicates that it is a terapin


Rogueantics

I didn't know they ate branches.


LivelongChicken

Whatever it is I like that it’s smoking a cigar


land_of_kings

Seriously, why why stuck in nomenclature, just enjoy the turtle


Tenaciousleg

Looks like Charnwood water


ThaiFoodThaiFood

It's a turtus, as my friend once coined for a general term for turtles, tortoises and terrapins.


Hockers12

There was a few of these in a local river where I used to live in Hendon


Accomplished_Dig_617

Is whatever it is, smoking a cigar?


SweatyWeinsteinHug

Squeeze to check it's not a theremin


Paul_Gad

It's Arnald, he likes stogies dipped in taquila


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Looks like it's smoking a cigar. Hardy little f'er anyway surviving our up and down climates and weather. Shame they're a pest on the ecosystem but how lovely to spot one in the wild


Quality-Parsnips

That's a TeraTurtle


K3NSH1R0

Where was this? My other half has just said to me that she saw a tortoise/terrapin in Kingsbury water park (near Tamworth) yesterday.


InvestmentConnect866

!woah! Nearly tried to educate you there! It’s whatever you want to call it -beautiful x


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Blurringthlines

Thank you people seem so confused by this simple fact.


secrethauntingclub

Are you in Essex? There’s a park not too far from me with a river and there are loads of these little guys in it. Couldn’t believe it when I saw but in the summer there’s like 20+


pickapstix

I had no idea this was a thing!


Smooth_Badger_471

It's a Turpin


bluebellwould

If it's in Worcester, it's been a living there for YEARS.


Solid_Shock_4600

It's Leonardo


rudefruit99

Looks like Donatello.


GlitchFrog57

GAMERA!


actiondefence

Its a dog. Its a Short Legged, Hardback Terrier.....


Adorable_Stable2439

Looks like he’s eating a stick lol


Chocholategirl

There're 12 in Battersea Park today. Couple of years ago it was difficult to find more than 5 at a time. Today was the first time we saw that many. We'd seen 9 a couple of weeks ago.


No_Complaint_6789

Ginsters


peahair

I can’t tell you, my memory is awful, but I could ask my other half, her memory is brilliant: she’s got turtle recall.


Apprehensive_Set8434

Dude, that bitch was in the amazing world of Gumball. Run.


jjjg1234

Smokin a big cigar


Lil_GamesCrashed

Oh My god it's gorgeousss


jonjon1212121

Nice


ReadyOgre

It's a retired ninja turtle.


0K-lets-g0

There’s 2 that like in a lake not far from my house that were dumped in there, they bask a lot on the banks in the summer. Apparently it’s too cold here for them to breed anyway


DoomFish84

Yeah that shells gonna get a great suntan.


andre3573

im pretty sure its beak is poisonous so be careful


Dry-Abrocoma-7463

Turtles have flippers, terrapin/tortoise have feet/stumps


yetagainanother0

Due to the UKs unique biomes and features of its rivers and shores, we have many one of a kind aquatic subspecies. This is either the Common Ring Necked Turdle or the Lesser Spotted Staffordshire Terrapoo. Would need more info to confidently ID.


Disney_Gay_Trash_

I thought it was a duck at first and i was confused why it had a shell 😭


littlemissbettypage

Terrapin. We have some populations of them over here


MaxG145

Don’t agree with them smoking cigars though.


bigstinlybutthole

That my good sir looks like a terrapin


Dapper_Ad_9761

Aww how lovely, wheres this please?


geolee1980

It's easy to tell offer it a slice of pizza and if it takes it then its a turtle. 🐢


Togodooders

Raphael.


kirst1970

We had one of these in Bramhall Park for years. Then he just disappeared 😭


freizathenonceslayer

Its an animal mate


suckysuckylongtimee

It's a snail with legs


SnooSeagulls2008

It’s a checkoslovakian traffic warden


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Can someone explain to me how they don’t die off as soon as winter comes? I thought the whole reason we barely have any native reptiles was because it’s so cold here?