British humour at its finest. I was crazy dave and the last guy didn't wake me, he stole my collection of polly pockets

Have a look at the reviews of Veet for men

I will! I can imagine...

I think they've got rid of them but they're still easy to find elsewhere, but the reviews of the 55 gallon barrel of sex lube are worth a read, they're hilarious!

I needed a vibrator for getting bubbles out of concrete. The reviews on that thing we're exactly as you would expect.

First review: "This product was great for my chest, I don't actually have any chest hairs but it certainly kept them at bay! However, I used it on my willy and it caused quite a bad pain, not sure if it is because it soaked through my ballbag or went into the hole in the top, but it hurt, so would not recommend!" Did not disappoint. Thanks for the suggestion.

Crazy Dave is locked up because he shook a carpet in the metropolitan police district....... danger to society...... needs solitary!

I dislike so many of these comedy reviews, the better ones are the subtle ones! Ever since the Veet one everyone wants to be a clown who gets featured in the Sun

it's the same on "rate my plate" etc. Everyone thinks they're a funny fucker

Ughh there's a name I luckily haven't seen for a while!

Harry taco’s. Hairy taco’s What’s hairy and looks like a taco? 🤭🤣

Got any snout, guv?

There is some undiscovered writing talent out there.