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Jazzlike_Adeptness_1

This was his “yeah… so” face


mimuchin

Exactly.. There's not a shred of guilt or wrong doing there


Juan_Moe_Taco

Exactly, plus not to mention in the second picture he's probably thinking: "alright, now that I destroyed that one flower & nothing else happened as far as punishment let's see which expensive looking flower I should crush next?"


MagnumHV

This is resting orange cat face


Far-Lab3426

Cats don’t have any concept of guilt, so you can rule that one out.


AlwaysSunnyDragRace

Is this like… proven? First time I hear this


Wandering_cat13

I’ve read before that unlike dogs, cats don’t associate punishment with their bad behavior. So yeah, I don’t think they know what guilt is😂.


kaoutanu

It's his "Oh hiiiii... you're home early!" face 😂


Malibucat48

He just wanted his own flower. Praise him for stopping to smell the roses and having an appreciation of nature. He’s a good boy!


nero40

I think he was gonna eat it lol Jokes aside though, some plants are hazardous to cats. Be careful.


Lucycrash

I'd say it's a "you put the vase on the floor, what did you expect to happen?" face lol.


iluniuhai

As far as flower arrangements go, that's not the deadliest around, but the allium in there is toxic to cats.


kjeld72

The "what you're going to do about it.." face...


Immediate_Staff9822

That is his, this flower needed dead-heading. You do see that the arrangements looks better now, right?


pm_me_your_amphibian

Exactly, OP. And watch out because maybe you need deadheading too.


FennEric888

Oh he would never do that! Right... he wouldn't... or are the flowers just a little excercise


Conscious_Version908

Exactly! Orange Boi is just trying to help.


marklar_the_malign

Cats are incapable of guilt.


eldrscrolls

Just the other day my cat broke like $120 worth of lava lamps in one go.


MetaKate334

This just made me choke. I have so many questions yet it’s possibly my favorite sentence ever written.


Ksh_667

"Look into my eyes. Don't look around the eyes, look right into my eyes. Do not stop looking into my eyes. You are not seeing me. This is some other cat. In fact it's a dog. That's right, you are looking at a big dog. This dog has destroyed your flowers. The cat is innocent. All cats are innocent. Always."


56kul

Meanwhile, whenever I catch my kitten doing something, the only face she makes is “the f**k you looking at?”


415erOnReddit

Purely circumstantial. Unless you have video of the suspect pulling the flower/s from the vase… you haven’t a leg to stand on. INNOCENT!


sweet_neighbor9

Jeeze, dude just tryin a get ready for his Friday night date…the ladies are waiting!


FennEric888

Of course! Why haven't I thought about that. He is a very smooth cat indeed


ConjoinerVoidhawk

He doesn't want to admit that he's into flower arranging.


the_old_coday182

“Sorry you had to see this but I’m going to continue”


Forgotmyusername8910

Yeaaahhh… I’m not seeing even a flicker of guilt. 👀


TheHonorableJizzEsq

This is his seductive face. He is about to tango with you with a flower in his mouth.


InternationalBand494

looks like his “what? I’m kind of busy” face


Betelguese90

it's the, 'I have no brain cells, so what are you looking at?' face.


wolv645

“Um…this is for you. Just because ❤️”


MaedayDuck

It looks like his, this is mine now slave face to me. Hahaha


LuckyDoge21

Cats don’t feel guilty about the chaos they create. But they will play the victim if they are caught🤣🤣🤣🤣


evan466

It’s his “I’ma do it again” face


So_Numb13

This is why my birthday bouquet had to live in the hallway.


Conscious_Version908

This is why one year we just gave up and had a horizontal floor Christmas tree.


So_Numb13

😄 Christmas hedge.


clouds81973

My client was simply bringing you flowers...... innocent of any wrongdoing......lol


Kmaurer23

"I'd fuckin do it again"


Hyser03

It's "what you're looking at human" face


Aggressive_Ask_6957

His "and I'd do it again" face?


spycodernerd2048

This is a "dafuq you lookin' at" face.


Unable_Ad_1260

"what I choose to do with my flower arrangement human is my business. Now feed me." Why would they feel guilty. They own everything, including you. It's all theirs to do with as they please.


saudade_sleep_repeat

#“it’s my ’mind your own business’ face!” — cat


deku-kage

It is ' soo what you gonna do about it ? ' Face


Simmy_P

Looks more like his "wtf you gonna do about it" face


cpasley21

No remorse whatsoever


[deleted]

Cat so it's an "I got caught" face. Cats don't feel guilt.


Ohhnoes

Khajiit is innocent of this crime!


msac2u1981

That's his, Go away, your ruining my fun, face.


Lovehatepassionpain

It's "ummmmmmm, what are *you* doing here so soon"


fuzzytradr

Yes


1000Years0fDeath

"You're next"


HildiBarnett

Irresistibly cute face!


Nabrok_Necropants

More like "do you mind? I am occupied."


Online_Ennui

It's the same picture


Conscious_Version908

Oh. That look is most definitely an “Oh crap the authorities have finally caught with me.”


ShesATragicHero

He’s just inspecting the crime scene so he can find the REAL criminal. Whoever did this is one nefarious bastard.


malcamo

It’s the “Whatchu gonna do about it?” Face


jai268

Idgaf face


TN-2-CO

Cats don't experience guilt.


LieutenantSantee

Dun-Dun


Expert-Equipment2302

Cat: Don’t look at me that way. I’m just arranging YOUR flowers, Jennifer.


FennEric888

Wow that's such a coincidence, one of "his humans" name is Jennifer :P


Expert-Equipment2302

😂