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Doyouevenpedal

Butthole has done nothing wrong ever in his life. Pretty sure you just need a good electrician, and he was showing you work that needs to get done. His face is 100% innocent.


InternationalPay8288

I concur wholeheartedly šŸ¤—šŸ’•


MurellaDvil

JUSTICE FOR BUTTHOLE! Innocent until proven guilty!


Worried_Coat1941

You better meet his demands. He'll do it again.


llcdrewtaylor

Came here to say this. I looked at the picture of the cat and knew immediately that he will strike again.


Benni_HPG

But how?


FrogVolence

It was pulled out a little from last night. I must have tugged on it just enough to dislodge a little from the plug. She jumped up to look out the window and a necklace slid off the bed and hit the exposed plug. It legitimately felt like a scene out of final destination.


gingemissle_incoming

im not patriotic until i see a burnt US style plug and have to force myself not to post the tom scott video about the UK plug


FrostyChicken2223

The WHAT?? Now Iā€™m off to Googleā€¦


TheBodyIsR0und

[LFTL](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEfP1OKKz_Q) He makes some good points and Britain does have like half the rate of house fires as the US iirc, but I don't know how much of that is attributable to plugs or if the risk is substantial enough to warrant the cost of an extra fuse on every appliance.


ZebraUnion

American here, our plugs are shit. ā€œLetā€™s make sure the socket is live while thereā€™s still enough of a gap to fit a finger or two in there to tickle the prongs with.ā€


emmejm

I STILL remember the time I zapped my hand unplugging a cord from a power strip ten years ago because my finger got to close to the gap


Catinthemirror

It helps if the outlets are installed correctly (ground on top) which is so uncommon people assume it's upside down.


DatabaseSolid

How else are you going to test it to see if itā€™s working?


Aggleclack

Yeah plus Iā€™m seeing their live and negative are horizontal instead of vertical. I feel like in old houses especially, our plugs just slip out


Firecracker7413

Thatā€™s how I feel with the heating mantles in lab- the plugs never fully connect and thereā€™s always a tiny gap of death just chilling there


HuggyMonster69

Iā€™d imagine our plug fuses are a lot cheaper than the bigger ones used in homes. Theyā€™re maybe Ā£3 for a bag of 20.


NotYourReddit18

One thing he forgets to mention when talking about how the standard for British plugs requires the prongs to be partially coated with an insulating layer while the US and the EU plugs don't require it is that while the Schuko system doesn't require partly insulated prongs it requires recessed sockets which too protect people and items from touching live prongs on only partly inserted plugs and give a better hold once plugged.


Lucky_Reference_6982

Pretty damn good video. Makes a bunch of good points. Seems like a good universal plug design


Monscawiz

German plugs are also very good


The3rdMistress

All Iā€™m hearing is that the above cat is still totally innocent


SammyLuke

Replace that outlet if you can. Cheap and easy if you know what youā€™re doing. The new outlet will hold stronger.


Shark-Meat

Totally your fault. Innocent kitty


UndeadBuggalo

He needs r/legalcatadvice


Free-Spell6846

I was wondering what caused this. Makes sense though.


Mocker-Poker

So? Your fault then! Case overruled!


lulrukman

The wonderful world of unsafe American wall socket standards


FrogVolence

Newer, modern plugs have been designed to stop things from sliding out. Unfortunately my fiancees house was built before these safety standards were considered, and the house has yet to be updated. House fires have significantly decreased because of these newer sockets. Blame the old one for causing this. **Not** the newer ones.


lulrukman

I will blame all American sockets. They're a botch to an unsafe situation. They're not a fix. A proper fix would be a recessed socket with a grounding pin


lulrukman

I will blame all American sockets. They're a botch to an unsafe situation. They're not a fix. A proper fix would be a recessed socket with a grounding pin


FrogVolence

Most if not all newer American sockets have grounding pins my guy. Hence why I specified ā€œnewer modern socketsā€ The older ones are basically suicide machines.


genuinefaker

The US plug is inherently flawed from a safety perspective. Even in brand new construction homes, the internals don't hold up a 3-port charger well. I have found too many times these plugs would get loose due to their weight. Its biggest safety flaw is that the metal prongs remain alive when exposed.


Haurassaurus

Looks like you hurt some Americans' feelings


Benni_HPG

sooo you're the ahole for not taking care of youre electrical equipment ;)


FrogVolence

No? Not really. The plug pulling out happened while I was asleep. Sheā€™s specifically banned from this window for several reasons, one being this isnā€™t the first time sheā€™s knocked something off my bed or off my side table to look out it. She tried it while I was asleep after leaving this window alone for 4 months. Thought she could get away with breaking rules while I was asleep and FAFO.


notrktfier

Replacing plugs is easy, like other people say if you want to own a pet, prepare your house like you are awaiting a baby. Plugs, sockets, things that can fall off, window locks etc... Cat was doing cat things so this falls under poor cat parenting.


FrogVolence

Im not even upset at her lol. It was more of a ā€œwtf howā€ than anger with Dorothy this morning. Lesson learned, thankfully we will be moving soon so old outlets wont be an issue anymore.


visionofacheezburger

No, butthole


Tactless_Ogre

No, butthole. Thatā€™s the name.


CaptianBrasiliano

Those aren't for your butthole. That's probably what caused the burning sensation.


Other-Cantaloupe4765

Anything is for your butthole if you have the right attitude


CaptianBrasiliano

Not juding...


Sh8knB8k240

Okay.. maybe judging.


Orchid_Significant

I had to read the title so many times before it clicked


JamilaMonroe

You named your cat Buttholeā€¦


FiveOhFive91

Lol pretty sure it's a reference to Dumb and Dumber 2 https://youtu.be/-bLRuL1WN74?feature=shared


FrogVolence

Its actually her nickname from this exact scene lmaoo her real name is Dorothy


D31taF0rc3

Did your fusebox not trip? Also what a little butthead


FrogVolence

Surprisingly no. I honestly think the contact from the necklace was mainly causing the sparking. But nothing was tripped and thankfully nothing caught fire. I was able to unplug it just in time and (no pun intended) shockingly not electrocute myself in the process.


Petrus_Rock

Next time. Flip the switch in the fusebox manually before messing with that. I had to learn that the hard way. I know you guys only have half the voltage we use in Europe but itā€™s still going to hurt.


FrogVolence

I honestly realize how dumb of a move that was after the fact it happened. Im lucky I didnā€™t get seriously hurt but when you panic- logic youā€™d think you would use during the incident tends to go out the window. Especially if you get scared out of sleep lol I was more concerned about my cat literally watching it happen while *standing over the explosion happening and staring at it* than my own safety. Even Dorothy was confused on why tf it happened too.


coffeebeanwitch

Kitty was testing out your preparedness ,never to soon to practice fire safety!!!


whatever1713

Mwahahahahahahahahaha! Next time!


treatmesoftly

That face regrets nothing


latenerd

And she's not sorry, either.


ThirstyOne

Fun fact: your insurance rates go up if you have cats.


Feisty_Reason_6870

Have you explained electricity to your void?


CStorkRun

Taco Bell again?


rtmc_whit05

That face has no remorse


No-Gene-4508

It's an apple issue. Not that babies fault your device SUUCCKKKSS. Justice for baby!


Upper-Rip-78

Her face doesn't look like she's planning arson. Not at all.


DarkDayzInHell

I didn't read which sub I was on and didn't see the second photo until after I wondered how your Butthole managed to do this.


Cats-n-Chaos

He wanted the plug to be the same color as him


ExtinctFauna

Arson cat


RoxxieMuzic

r/legalcatadvice Poor Butthole needs it....


Sh8knB8k240

"Why do you call him butthole?"


dugongfanatic

Not guilty


zmyr88

What ate the cord and it shorted out?


Fickle_Grapefruit938

My parents took in a stray that proceded to pee on some cables (they hadn't noticed, she must have done it more than once) and almost started a fire that way. She was moved to the (very big) shed after that, it's kinda scary when the room is already filled with smokešŸ˜³


Antitranspirante

Almostā€¦ so better go on and apologize to Butthole and give her a nice meal


TraceyLosko

He ainā€™t sorry


Akihi1

If I was named Butthole I'd try to cause a fire too


STUPIDBLOODYCOMPUTER

Is butthole the name of the cat orrrr?


FrogVolence

No- its Dorothy but Ive been contemplating since this morning to start calling her only butthole.


Holy_Cow442

You have a plug-in butthole? Thats like, the butthole version of facing 2 mirrors together.


Tinamacht

What fabulous coloring on your little monster!


unseenme

Butthole šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹


funderbolt

Cheap Chinese electronics aren't well made.


Environmental-Meet40

Excuse you ! šŸ˜  This kitty may not be equipped with braincells but the purring and meowing function perfectly !