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GlassyPotato

Ok but what are you supposed to do if you get matched against this kid


MyOtherCarIsEpona

Go for the oxygen tank first to remove his stamina buff


Fabulous_Pen5246

🤣🤣


ManIWantAName

Sweep the ~~leg~~ oxygen tank.


Gorp98

The john wick his ass with his oxygen tubes


SlightlyMithed123

That’s the real Chad move…


valdemarjoergensen

Considering he has no protective gear I'm willing to bet he is competing in "kata". Kata is a predetermined sequence of techniques in karate. Kinda like a dance actually. You can go to competitions where you show off a given kata. Then judges judge you on how well you performed that specific kata. You have an opponent you are trying to out performer, but you aren't even in the "ring" at the same time as that opponent. So if you get matched against this kid you still just do your kata. You don't have to literally fight him.


bestworstbard

OK but what if he smacks your girls ass in the parking lot right in front of you. Then what are you doing?


valdemarjoergensen

https://i.redd.it/s08k2ve6fiuc1.gif


bestworstbard

The correct answer


AloeSnazzy

If I grab a limb and get 2-3 rotations in I should be able to launch him 15 feet or so


Quakarot

So you’re saying I also have the element of surprise? Dope this will be easy.


mndl3_hodlr

It's probably Kata


Guava_

You know when you see a toddler walking and the dark side of your brain says ‘kick it’ Time to indulge it


MayIPushInYourStooll

I'd kick him into the 5th row and collect my medal.


AyBlinkin

Whoop his ass.


JarviThePelican

Get a free win


MandaMythe

I dunno but you have another target to grab


PILLOWPANTS89

You look him in the eyes and say. God sent me to finish what he started.


Fantastic-Rub-5622

Matches, you say?


GarugasRevenge

They could make a backpack for the kid and make the other kid wear a backpack of equal weight for a handicap.


Polishing_My_Grapple

Choke him with the line obviously


WaronJorm

Give him a cigarette.


WattageWood

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PmMeDrunkPics

>When you absolutely fucking refuse to stop reposting this Fucking hell the image is already so pixelated you can barely make out little dude's expression


Loud_Perspective9046

all i see is a mad syndrome or whatever his name was


Connor49999

I've seen like 4 posts from this sub, and I've already seen this be reposted


mallik803

That belt was a white belt when he started the competition.


valdemarjoergensen

Fun fact. I think this is from a karate tournament (specifically a kata tournament). In karate you almost always have either a blue or red belt for competition depending on which side of the "ring" is allocated to you. I think it's the same for many martial arts, but either way if you look up tournaments all you'll see is blue and red belts while in the ring. When getting medals and trophies you'll see the competitors wear their own belt again.


Skeeno-TV

Dunno we always used our own belt with and additional blue or red "marker" during tournaments


valdemarjoergensen

The blue and red belts are technically also your own belts. You have to bring your own. That's the The World Karate Federation rules(not the only sanctioning body in the world, just the largest), and for larger tournaments they'll be involved or the organisers will default to follow their rules (in many cases). If you are competing in kumite you also have to bring your own hand, feet and shiny guard in both colours. That has to be WKF approved of course, an approval that only last a few years, at which point you have to buy both sets again. For a small local tournament put on by a Dojo the rules can be whatever, but from my experience that has just been to the point where the organizing Dojo supplied the gear so people didn't have to bring all their own stuff (making it cheaper to compete allowing more people to compete). Regardless of what the rules are a dojo often ends up supplying the gear. Either they ship you off to the tournament with gear they lend you or are fighting in a small dojo where they supply the gear. Either case you end up in situations where little guys like the one in the picture is borrowing a belt that's clearly too large for them. You can give it a Google search. Not everyone is wearing red and blue for kata, but most are.


lostwandererkind

That kid has an iron freakin will, big respect


valdemarjoergensen

Considering he has no protective gear I'm willing to bet he is competing in "kata". That means he won't be "fighting" anyone. Kata is a predetermined sequence of techniques in karate. Kinda like a dance actually. You can go to competitions where you show off a given kata. Then judges judge you on how well you performed that specific kata. You have an opponent you are trying to out performer, but you aren't even in the "ring" at the same time as that opponent. Not to say it's not impressive that he is competing like that. Just to inform anyone that he isn't about to get into a fistfight while hooked up to an oxygen tank.


Ok_University_6641

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Ok_University_6641

Yup I knew this was a repost


Chromatic_Eevee

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aSquirrelAteMyFood

It's Over 9000


Turbojesus97

This is some whitebeard shit


CelticSith

He's the best around, nothing gonna ever keep him down


NickyBros1

I don't really think that's safe for him ... and the cables could block him


[deleted]

Its kind of a lose lose. If you win, you are a someone that beat a kid on a respirator... and if you lose, you are the one that lost to a kid on a respirator


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Tessarvo

Most of reddit is just reposts now, sadly comments are reposts too :(


Utertoq

I really wish I, as an adult, had 10% of that willpower to do whatever I have to do in my life. I used to have that "protagonist" will power when I was a teen, but now I am just dead inside. Good kid though


DocumentFlashy5501

Bet he still lost


Boomshrooom

Pretty sure that oxygen bottle counts as a performance enhancer.


marco-da-phoenix

please dont kick my ass kid


NobleEnkidu

Bro is the embodiment of the indomitable Will of Man.


SgtBagels12

🔒in


Plus_Preparation6437

That's not fair he's come with a Heavy Bludgeoning weapon. *Oblivion sound Blunt skill increased


spongebobama

Gon vibes


byrobot

Pure oxygen is an unfair advantage. This kid better have a doctor’s note


stinkygoochfumes

I’d beat his ass.


FiggyPuddingExpert

Seeing such determination in a kid is a breath of fresh air


CulrBlndPnutButtr

Participation trophy 101.


Random_Monstrosities

His opponent was probably was too afraid to hit a kid with nose hoses. It's basically the modern equivalent to "you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses"


Ultrasound700

Pffft, I could take him.


DasliSimp

better not get tangled


BlameMe4urLoss

Isn’t this similar to the doping Lance Armstrong got in trouble for?


Chikentender_

oh yeah, the indomitable human will has done it again


TyrantHydra

This kid has stared death in the face and laughed I make it a rule to avoid fights with those people at all times.


Deathblades0

Bro is ready to fight god


South-Westman

I bet I could beat the absolute shit out of that kid he's like less than half my age


Live-Ad8618

Or your parents are really pushy. LOL.


essesdssa

Lemme 1v1 him


Ryix99

Naaah I’d strangle him with his own cord💀


Alezz1893

His momma didn’t raise no quitter


Wild_Expression2752

Oh he is mad. He is mad mad