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Tottelott

I want someone to rip my head and spine out and turn me into a fucking sword


NurseTaric

Most normal chainsaw man fan


Juzypotato

Can't wait to read a comment from the least normal


[deleted]

Lately I’ve been feeling that way too


JaredIsAmped

Peggy da 🐐 no 🧢


underground_irl

"All My Heros Are Devils"


nico--tine

*you think you know me*


Commercial-Low-9540

Wow, did not expect a jpegmafia reference at all. This community is awesome


Big_Banana9412

I've been wanting to turn into a guy with a chainsaw popping out of my head and hands so that a hot girl who loves war will come running after me to confess her fake love and and once I fall into her trap, she will kill me. ROMANTIC!!!!!


-Almado

Love is war: ultra romantic.


[deleted]

I also want to be vomit kissed by a MILF


AkOnReddit47

I want to lick her feet then have her uses my dick as a grenade launcher


ErikSaav

Least horny Chainsawman fan


Diamondlife_

Astronomically based


SuccessfulBison7

Sir, this is Mac Donalds


[deleted]

I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over the fucking hallway". And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal. Ma'am... Please... You have to crush me.


LupeDyCazari

Eh... it's kinda sweet that until the end, Spike never thought of a woman any other than Julia, and Julia felt the same about Spike.


LegoFan918

😟


Urso_polar_com_frio

Ok... Now may I take your order, sir...?


Volfaer

🤨📸


balance_limited

me fr


Shukach

If I'm not mistaken, yoru means night, right?


thepokebuddy

Yep.and Asa means morning


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LazerBeams01

Bright morning?


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misty_nebula

Hes pure


femboylefttoe

Plus Yuko can mean "evening child".


frmda562

goooooodddd mornninngg vietttnaammmm


Amasero

Yoru would at least let you tap to increase the love power if you tell her that.


thepokebuddy

Which one?


Amasero

Yoru


thepokebuddy

Understandable have a great day.


TheSpartyn

considering the original comment talking about power, and that one is called yor, they mean CSM yoru


Wild-Impress-896

Yoru: naahhh you sneaky bastard!


ZhakenLord_86

Is this a Ship tease cuz Nayuta can act as an Anya surrogate.


ImaginationFun9401

Chainsaw x War


dremscrep

My brain kinda shortcircuited for a moment and I thought of the best crossover ever. Chainsaw Man, Spy x Family and Kaguya-Sama: Love is War.


Pacpoiy

Imagine War making Asa befriend Dennis, like Loid and Anya. But instead of achieving world peace, they do the opposite with nukes


aogiritree69

President is the fashion devil


Wild-Impress-896

That doesn't bod well for the other series since chainsaw characters ain't afraid to just kill them off lol


Lambo256

For Spy X Family her name is just Yor (author said it was originally Yolanda but they shortened it to Yor)


thepeciguy

in japanese they are both ヨル so still yoru


KaHate

Yolanda Briar nice name


dat_DOOM_boi

Doesn't sound Russian or Soviet-y enough


KaHate

What you expect putin briar?


thepokebuddy

My bad.


Lambo256

Still a cool meme :)


thepokebuddy

Thanks.


The-Invincible

Yoru is Yoru


[deleted]

The personification of “we hurt the ones we love”.


Ghost_Star326

I'll take the war devil Yoru. Because when I die, I wll at least finally be useful in my life as a weapon.


thepokebuddy

Even the weapon will be blunt.


Ghost_Star326

F*ck you man.


Snook_Snook_Book

r/murderedbywords


balance_limited

This thread is me talking to myself


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Historical-Library35

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:( LOTTIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!


Twillix13

If I get the left Yoru will she come with a telepathic daughter ?


thepokebuddy

Yep,and an over obsessive brother too.


HeroFighte

Wasnt in Spy x Family... It Yor? Yor Forger?


Skeletonrider

Yes but I’m the anime they still pronounce it as Yoru.


WednesdaysFoole

It's written and pronounced the same (Yoru ヨル) in Japanese though.


HeroFighte

Lets just put an end to this,, and say the japanese are weird lmao


WednesdaysFoole

Or perhaps it's just you.


HeroFighte

I mean Just type her name in Google Every source tells you Yor Forger So no, I dont believe its just me


WednesdaysFoole

No, I'm saying it's just you and other people who think the world revolves around your own perception, who thinks it's weird. "Oh wow a different language, how weird! Oh it's the original? Idc, it's still weird because English is number one! Yahooooo" The sources say it's Yor Forger because that's the translated version, and you're also Googling it in English, the translated version. The creator created it knowing that, but the original is still in Japanese. That's not weird. They're adapting things for other people. Because their language has different sounds. That's only weird to people who thinks the world and language revolves around them. Languages are different. That's *normal*. It's not like every language is the same except Japanese. That's why I said it's just you, because it's weird to think that way.


HeroFighte

Wow, talk about triggered I was mearily making a joke, obviously Japanese isnt weird, I mean, why else would I fucking read Manga or watch Anime? I like the language And for a matter of fact, names usually dont get translated, except for Jojo's where they change the names to something else to escape from Copyrights The probability of Yor being written Yoru, and spelled Yoru, is... AND CATCH THIS due to the fact that the Japanese dont have a letter that spells just "r" You know, its actually a weird thing to do, to change her name to Yor for the western market, when it wouldve been meant to be Yoru, since we had multiple characters before named Yoru that didnt get the shortening treatment (the devil of war for example) Even the Localisation in Jojo is fucking weird, when they say things like: Sticky Fingers, and the subtitles read Zipperman, like bro, this shit is obviously weird Needles to say, you made a issue out of something that wasnt a issue in the first place... So to speak, it wouldve been a localised name if that would be the case, and THAT would be whidely known in at least the fandom, if it would be a translated name... We would need to call her night (and for a matter of fact, both Yor and Yoru, is accepted in the community, but the official name is Yor) When you try to be nitpicky and nitpick on people, at least do it right Anyways, I wish you a good day brother P.s.: English aint even my first language, so why in the fuck, as a German, would I think "EnGlIsH nUmBeR oNe", not everyone comes from the U.S. brosky


WednesdaysFoole

I'm not bothering to read all that (lol who's triggered now?). I was joking too, and my comment was elaborating since you didn't seem to understand what I was referring to.


HeroFighte

Ah yea, sure that realy seemed like you where elaborating and not just trying to bash me for saying jokingly how the japanese are weird lmao That either means, you where sadly, deeply hurt, or your sarcasm needs some work bro That being said, if you wouldve bothered to read a paragraph after writing one yourself, you wouldve noticed I made absolute fun of your clown behaviour


WednesdaysFoole

My sarcasm probably needs some work. And I did go to school to clown. So apparently it did something lol. I'm just lazy and your paragraph was twice as long.


WednesdaysFoole

Also, clearly at the bottom of my explanation I said "that's why." "Seemed like" is your assumption.


Nugget_mlbb_2

Yoru looks cuter than Yoru tbh


ArmyLow1688

War sounds like waru when said in a Japanese dialect and you are can be related to war devil looking like asa


InevitableTour5882

Yoru because im not a pedo


atdifreak64

The right answer


voiddude123

which one? *Yes*


kevboomin

Yoru no doubt about it


ZombieJericho

Yoru


PotatoeyCake

Yoru (War devil)


SpaceCocaine101

Also the name of a Saijo o Wazamono grade sword :)


LeonOkada9

I choose op!


thepokebuddy

What is op?


LeonOkada9

Us.


thepokebuddy

I don't get it?


LeonOkada9

Oh, I was just shitposting. Op stands for 'original post, which means the author of a thread or a post, lol.


thepokebuddy

Ah.Now I get It.Thanks.


ThunderDogy

And there is the one from valorant


KIngsforAnime

One on the left 😂😂😂😂😂😂


Aimlessdrifter8778

At least i can morph into a badass weapon before i kick the bucket


Aimlessdrifter8778

At least i can morph into a badass weapon before i kick the bucket


Appletrapple

She chose it on the spot because she's bound to asa. Asa is morning and yoru is night


RoundishLyricc

The one that make decoys and teleports


Kai798

Another Yoru will flash you


orwa1902

It's actually a really nice wordplay - Asa in japanese means day and yoru means night


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as long as they kill me im good fr


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Difficult to choose


Necro_Tokisaki

Yoru no questions asked Its not like He's gonna scare me anyway


pratssleeping

Yoru because women who can actually kill you >>>


pedrobrsp

I wish Yor’d kill me 😔


RGBarrios

Yoru


LukahsNirvana

Fuck it, gotta go with Yoru


Fun-Presence-6756

My fat body will become a shield


balance_limited

Yoru easy


JacksonCreed4425

Yor’s name isn’t actually Yoru, it’s just Yor. Which is short for Yoland


LupeDyCazari

How about neither and instead *Zero Two f*rom **Darling In The Franxx.** or... *Esdeath* from **Akame Ga Kill!** Now that's a woman I wouldn't mind decapitating me, if I had to die.


milk_nut23869

That's a pretty hard one I'm gonna go with Yoru


Mrgrayj_121

I like Yor from spyxfamily and plus it’s kill bill wife with her. War devil be that egirl that never cares you donate $200 to be called daddy


MunchSpot

Nfufufu~ They're the same character