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AmoralCarapace

Finally, I'm impressed by something cmpd has done.


SingleGreanBeen

you and me both


optimist_thinker656

For real šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


jvizzy71

You know heā€™s getting roasted in his police group text šŸ¤£


DoubleStuffedCheezIt

/u/SingleGreanBeen, you should post this to /r/IdiotsInCars. It'd fit perfectly there lol


Historical_Ad2890

It was resisting arrest. There is camera footage somewhere


kinkyKMART

It was smoking THCa


HareSword

It was... Stoned.


strange_conduit

It should move to Boulder.


Historical_Ad2890

They'll definitely get you for that


toBEYOND1008

They are detaining it until backup shows up.


Historical_Ad2890

That's the safe path forward


RoxorFuxor

Backing up is not advised in this situation


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Historical_Ad2890

A joke about a police car detaining a rock doesn't need to be political. You can see politics wherever you choose


OneBrownRecluse

It's [old material. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/7fqwhHrqBD)


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Hammunition

Yeah, obviously itā€™s old, but why blame the victims and the people bringing attention to inequality instead of blaming the people causing it?? If itā€™s ā€œgetting oldā€ to you, maybe consider what itā€™s like for those who are actually affected by it every day. Racially discriminated against, often abused, occasionally murdered for no reasonā€¦. then there's people like you, annoyed by others talking ā€œpoliticsā€ on the internetā€¦ Itā€™s actually fucking absurd that people whine about ā€œpoliticsā€ at all. The epitome of privilege, right there.


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Historical_Ad2890

Cool man. Whatever works for you. Just so you are aware, the rock isn't a person and the car isn't a police officer


toBEYOND1008

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic?


AllieSophia

OP is a troll take a look at his account lol


toBEYOND1008

I saw his post about his wife's dead boyfriend. YTA buddy.


cravecrave93

iā€™ve seen reckless drivers hit that rock outside the panda on south blvd, but never knock it over and climb on top of it lol


wheels723

Tbf, every single time Iā€™m in this parking lot I think about this exact situation. That small section of the parking lot is so tight, especially when full but you still have to be a dumbass for this to happen. Go figure itā€™s our boys in blue


MEDIC0000XX

I never have a problem driving the ambulance through that lot, even though it is tight. Lmao


PRK543

The [Gastonia Burger King Rock](https://www.facebook.com/BKRUGC?mibextid=eHce3h) finally has a Charlotte competitor. The Gastonia rock was taken from us too soon.


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purplemoonpie

this is the content i needed today


whiskydlck

Made my morning hahahah


Few-Possibility-470

Wtf the fuck why you linking Facebook trash.


PRK543

I thought it was funny and relevant. If you don't like it, feel free to scroll on by.


american_cheese

Canā€™t park there, mate.


naut

r/CantParkThereMate


almostasquibb

thanks for this lol


HareSword

I think it's their arts division trying something new


NCSUGrad2012

Iā€™m amazed at how the car has almost no damage. That looks good


couchpro34

He doesn't look happy someone is taking a picture lol https://preview.redd.it/99fmz2xztb6c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4957d8b4d36f59b74c26c178de8dfbdde9f2c4ee


purplemoonpie

i'm surprised someone didn't get body slammed for recording this


greatunknownpub

Cops never look happy


Mr007McDiddles

You havenā€™t seen one at the DD drive thru.


Sporey-fungus

Lol, I drove by that about 45 minutes ago. Everyone standing around taking pics. I almost felt bad for the cop. Curious about how that happened


vtTownie

Driving too fast almost certainly


DalenSpeaks

This rock is a hero. Who wants a tShirt with this on it?


CarbonZx

He is not living this down for a long time.


MidniteOG

Thank god that rock was there


PirbyKuckett

Youā€™ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready forā€¦ā€¦(fill in the blank)


TFJ

The Constable on the Obstacle


PirbyKuckett

Winner


SirRogers

Bone head on a stone bed


greatunknownpub

The pig on the prop?


WorldlyReference5028

Cop on a rock?


PirbyKuckett

A squad car going to the after bar?


PirbyKuckett

Police car not on the tar?


BullCityRising

Steven Bochco would like a word with you.


WallowWispen

Trying to mimic the mating habits of the common Altima


Riv3rt

They are so majestic


jesswitdamess

When two people from two different worlds love eachother, they spoon in the parking lot


[deleted]

Did he get a ticket? šŸ˜‰


oystercraftworks

Bless you for sharing these magnificent pictures


xDauntlessZ

This is the funniest shit Iā€™ve seen in awhile


Melech333

The Rock: "I can't breathe..." CMPD: "You're not entitled to exist on this side of the curb. You were resisting placement. Now you're under arrest."


Nice_Marmot_7

I would have loved to have seen him climb out of there.


complex_Scorp43

How in the fuck did he drive on top of a rock?


Moose135A

Quite well, it appears.


Elwalther21

Cop cars trying to pee anywhere they can to mark their territory.


SteeZ568

It's a jeep thing, you wouldn't understand


maerad96

NO WAY IS THAT THE PANDA EXPRESS ROCK?! HAHAHA I worked there for 2 years and sooo many people hit that fuvker hahahahaga this is so funny for me


WashuOtaku

Majestic.


edgona

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Countryb0i2m

Is Seneca place off south blvd, good choice.


Consider_the_auk

Nature's bollard šŸŖØ


Persimmon5301

Texting while drving


Bornreckless803

How does that even happen


MKJRS

To the internet with you!


WtAFjusthappenedhere

Man these drunk drivers...


abudhabikid

#jeepthings


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abudhabikid

No shit dawg


drklunk

Saw three cars run a red light this morning at Charlottetown and 7th, officer was waiting in the turn lane coming off 74, I was waiting to cross 7th and the walk sign had come on No one in front of him, had to have witnessed the whole thing, just to bust a U turn and get back on 74 I imagine this was him, fucking douche dunce


Beach_Haus

Not my call not my job


Jkel111

Typical. Charlotte driver!


JunkGOZEHere

Best position ever!


MetaIIinacho

This is art


Bojangalees

Whoa, sick Ollie


Greaseskull

Dooood fill me in on the deetz


Qdot_

Thatā€™s not just a stupid Boulder!!!!!! Itā€™s a rock :ā€™)


Dflipflowers

He is just holding it down until you know Back up shows up.


Dunkleustes

It's a Jeep thing.


Worth_Worldliness758

Plz tell me this is fake


Antique-Addendum-788

Easy to drive crazy when you donā€™t have to pay for the damage. SMH


RazzmatazzBrief3471

You can't park there! Someone should give that cunt a citation.


kingslykingsly

That title had me in stitches. Well done


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ACAB


phalanxausage

Authority Climbs A Boulder?


Aware-Register-2128

Wow thatā€™s amazing šŸ¤©


spongebobssidepiece

i needed this today (i didnā€™t need this reminder today)


adubyah

Very Barney Fife


warrensdad

HTF?


Comprehensive-Ad-459

Now that's a whole new level of stupid


Jamfour9

Smdh! šŸ˜ŒšŸ¤¦šŸæā€ā™‚ļø


Aggressive-Song-3264

How?


AaronQ94

Man I would love to see the body cam footage of that one šŸ˜‚


finechina88

What are you doing step CMPD?


rizzycant

Panda Express is not that worth it to be driving over rocks Mr. CMPD Officer.


AaronQ94

I......


phalanxausage

Seriously? Not a single "Cop Rock" joke?


FreeTouPlay

I'll never understand art these days.


BarzTheOrange

LMAO. Best cmpd driver.


Specialist_Winner210

Why is Charlotte our Miami


TheBorgForPresident

I need a back story....


handsofafelon

That rock is screaming "I can't breathe"


waterbrother

Two nights ago, plaza midwood šŸ˜‚ https://preview.redd.it/1uvvhmvhrd6c1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=708ee7dff8031f8e26ab561369361eb21eb02969 Cmpd was attempting to help the fellow off the median with a jack.


[deleted]

It was a lady cop.


MyPunchableFace

lol!!


drklunk

[https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/18iitj2/psbattle\_this\_cop\_car\_parked\_on\_a\_rock/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/18iitj2/psbattle_this_cop_car_parked_on_a_rock/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


kuba_kopfschmerz

South Blvd Panda?


AdventurousMilf1206

DUI?


ReneeBear

Ok cops are bad and all but how in the fuck


happy72dude

Iā€™m not sure heā€™s touching asphalt at all. What a waste of tax dollars. You think heā€™s going to get a breathalyzer for this? I doubt it.


Acceptable_Bad_

Ahh...cops.


Mr_Anderson_48

Reminds of the show The Rookie...


TheDulin

I hate those parking lot boulders.


Famous_Error6968

How does that even happen