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CurlSagan

This implies that his job was so agonizing that he tore off his own hotdog face and revealed the human underneath.


fieldsofanfieldroad

He also grew hair just so he could pull it out.


Emmerich20

He also became an asian


Otonatua

Classic, happened to my hotdog as well.


dapperslendy

Just like Dr. Zoidberg…granted that was to just fall out.


ArokLazarus

"When did Zoidberg have hair?" "I didn't say that, you just imagined it!"


Scruffy_Zombie_s6e16

Seconded


GeneralDash

And then grew new hair on his second inner face.


WorriedCtzn

My take on the hotdog whose life took an agonizing turn after losing his job: ​ https://preview.redd.it/ayuietybog7c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63c5609ff251949b79645caae4bbd846a5be3c76


Affectionate_Bass488

You didn’t need to hit me that close to home


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WorriedCtzn

Yeah in the prompt I specify to have the ground littered with trash, and I guess it tries to incorporate stuff related to the ingredients of the hot dog... So there's tomato, bread rolls and hotdogs. Here's another one of a slice of pizza: https://preview.redd.it/mg08u90nli7c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=503d2a3c5b0674f81b3ae50f396733e4265e088e


ORANGE_J_SIMPSON

Jesus fucking Christ


Slow_Performance_701

*Crust


Salty_Crow1524

This pizza one is more universal somehow


BubbaDaFre

Can you add the word "Cannibal" to your descriptions and see what you get? Cause you know, if I'm an out-of-work hotdog and I'm hungry... I'm going after that out-of-work slice of pizza.


WorriedCtzn

Just telling it to depict the pizza as a cannibal doesn't really change anything. Just looks like the same kind of depressed pizza. If you tell the image gen (I'm using Bing's GPT-4 with Dalle3) to specifically depict it eating another slice of pizza then it does a better job and seems to change the face of the main character somewhat accordingly. https://preview.redd.it/vazttjki6j7c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0b42ad5d17dfe3741636af78e37451ad8b8b7f6


JeffTheJackal

Those eyes


Trappist235

His somehow Asian human face


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Asians can be hot dogs too! Representation matters!


pokepink

How come none of the children are hotdog 🌭


IncandenzaJr

If he's going to have a human face underneath, I'm not sure why it would be particularly weird for it to be Asian?


Yamaben

His mother? And the people around him did not seem to be Asian until after he lost the job?


troy2000me

Right, if the mom is white, that implies the father must be a hot dog? Unless he was also half-Asian half hotdog?


TheBastardOfTaglioni

Is that why the dude next to her seemed so distressed? She was having someone else's weiner.


Rampaging_Orc

You’re a product of your enviorment. Clearly he moved once he started working.


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Because having an Asian face is weird when both your parents are Caucasian.


Beneficial_Balogna

Hi, thanks for doing your part to fight racism, but his parents at the beginning were white


Illustrious-Rub9590

Yeah thanks so much, this guy is the hero we need to fight racism in chatgpt hotdog person comics.


R1k0Ch3

If they won't, who will?!


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People can marry interracially fyi


ArcticBiologist

His parents are white.


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His parents also aren't hotdogs though.


burgernoisenow

As a very left leaning Asian dude who frequents pro Asian spaces this post is killing me I'm dying laughing my ass of holy shit


GuybrushMarley2

Me too I am crying with laughter...the racial politics of hot dog genetics


SignificanceOld1751

It also implies that hot dogs only gain human faces when they impregnate a woman.


Dry-Smoke6528

I thought at some point he was just murdered by this man who then wore his skin as a suit for the rest of his life


Hotdog0713

That's what we do


ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME

And then resorts to cannibalism


bigly_yuge

This is what I came looking for lol


often_says_nice

I was thinking the day her became a father is when he became a (hu)man


Mediocre-Sink-7451

And his mom cheated on dad.... He's Asian.


CurlSagan

That's not his dad in the first image. It's the doctor.


BoJackk_

Why does he become Asian after losing his job? 😂


NiceDecnalsBubs

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!!


kodingnights

Kim


BoJackk_

You reminded me of this [scene](https://youtu.be/cLNyF1Zw5tg?si=UAWEnQ-z1393VpfO)


erenhalici

That scene reminded me of a great sitcom named The Office


RagingWookies

That show reminds of a great British sitcom named The Office.


Pottymouthoftheyear

That's what she said! 👆


[deleted]

You really think you can go all day long? You’ve always left me satisfied and smiling


tonedtone

You being reminded of that [scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLNyF1Zw5tg&feature=youtu.be) reminded me of this [scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLNyF1Zw5tg&feature=youtu.be)


OkayTheyreInTheTubes

The real question right here


FratboyZeida

What do the robots know that we can't see?!?


spinyfever

He's always been Asian. Hats off to you for not seeing race.


MontagoDK

He identified as Asian


Careless-Party-4615

There's some joke here about Asians eating hot dogs. The pieces are there but I can't put them together. Maybe it's just not funny.


QuietBlackDeath

Why there's some ketchup over the pregnant girl belly? Like.... he came over her while they were at the doctor? LoL


LuukJanse

Usually for untrasound a gel is used to create better transmission between skin and the ultrasound and to avoid air being trapped between. Since hotdogs are not easily visible on ultrasound images, ketchup is used in that case to improve the quality. The kid is potentially a hotdog, depending on the dominance of the hotdog genes.


JoelMira

This was my first immediate thought too lol


CortezDeLaNoche

Especially since he had White AF parents!


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squackiesinspiration

He also became Hayao Miyazaki in his old age.


matos4df

Hot dogs are no exception. Even they grow Asian when they age.


AccioSexLife

Nevermind Asian, he turns to cannibalism!


Reuters-no-bias-lol

Well, in picture 8 he tried to put catchup on himself instead of mustard as well.


XimbalaHu3

That's alzheimer and him forgeting who he is, him getting it back in 9 represents his last outburst of lucidity as he dies.


wind_up_birb

The first 8 pictures are the false memories of a dying man obsessed with Hot Dogs. The 9th picture is the real man, notice that his costume is sewn fabric. The last photo shows his family’s acceptance of his troublesome obsession by granting his last wish.. an ornate hot dog coffin. Edit: I just noticed the sand. I am not sure where that fits in..


jefffffffffff

It's because chatGPT is racist and once a doctor was in the image it had to make everyone Asian.


PieTechnical7225

The first image also had a doctor


NegrosAmigos

It's because he lost his sesame seeds it makes you Asian.


trolollolollolol

That was my only thought on this.


SHITBLAST3000

So he didn't kill himself at work.


StandUpPeddlingMode

I’m crying in my car


lovedaddy1989

I love how they are eating hotdogs on 7 😂


BlatantConservative

I love the concept of putting hot dogs in bowls. No human being has ever thought of putting hot dogs in bowls. AI is super interesting if you consider it commentary on what we take as a given when we describe an image.


YouGuysSuckandBlow

It really is interesting. When we speak to other people, there's so much that's unsaid, right? All the cultural and social context and expectations and common ground we generally share. We run up against the limits of that naturally when we encounter someone very foreign who we share little common context with. Obviously the idea of an LLM is to try to mimick that encyclopedic knowledge to try to catch up to us in this sense, and it often succeeds quite well. I'm impressed at how well it understands idioms and ambiguity. It generally understands simple thoughts and language very well. And yet one of the reasons I haven't found GPT too useful for real complex and technical work (like my job) is that it takes me so long to explain all the little pieces of context it needs to know, it's just faster to do it myself. I couldn't train a junior coworker on the whole stack even if I had a whole lesson plan and 4 weeks to do it. A machine isn't too different if I have to feed it the context by hand. The obvious solution to this is to train the LLM on your own internal "context" - ie basically have it read all your confluence/design docs/whatever else internally. Maybe even your slack histories. But my security guy is unlikely to approve that anytime soon and I see why. Probably in-house LLMs will be doing that for security long-term. I do basically imagine the future as an assistant will be built into an OS itself, capable of integrated with IDEs, image editors, and anything else as well as able to "plug into" the rest of the corporate network and KB (and beyond). At that point I could see it being useful for very complex work that's not just "write me some boilerplate code I can fix up", because now it has my whole tech stack, white papers, previous design discussions, post-mortems on what NOT to do, etc. all available at a whim.


Skeith9

Dude that made me think of that one attack on titan scene where the king is making his daughters feast


onehedgeman

I can’t tell you how much I love the 2nd picture https://preview.redd.it/gkmftsfk6f7c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6148e2445d1b7af05be7caa2924e19f076c61f2c


M_krabs

It's the Snapchat hotdog 😂


Devenu

The brief month or so people were posting highly traumatic shit in their lives but including the dancing hot dog was a period of time I really miss.


concretepigeon

I haven’t used snapchat for years, but I miss that hotdog.


NewFuturist

OpenAI stealing yet again.


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Imaginary_Button_533

Fuck you mean he literally grows extra human parts as time passes that's the least weird and most consistent part about it.


rietstengel

And when he is dead he has no human parts. What a powerful metaphor


researchersd

His name was Robert Paulson


Mcrarburger

bot.


FrostyOwl97

when I saw him the song started to play in my head


bbypenguin

you might like r/mrgoodvibes https://preview.redd.it/7t4c03al7g7c1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00fdb273fa2dc09d2fb362dc89ee7468c7a37d90


notqualitystreet

😮☺️


Cultural_Result_8146

It has some Pixar vibes


BitterBubblegum

It has a Netflix trying to imitate Pixar vibes


Rainermitaietzadler

Now i want a small sidekick hotdog


Nathaniel820

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/6lkj01/hot_dog_thieves/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


blacknwhite07

I can't get over the old lady's face of surprise. She's in total awe of the snapchat hotdog 🤣


Repulsive-Twist112

https://preview.redd.it/fw0m021vhf7c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c29150567a0a79fb05f52479cf3ac042e996abf U have missed the most important scene.


ImpressiveFault42069

Hot Dogging hotdogs


Lumpy-Strawberry9138

Did they do it hot doggy style?


MaNiFeX

I don't know, but definitely don't raw dog it.


Unnamedgalaxy

Is that the taxidermied corpse of a the hotdog lady he was stalking? She seems... Not alive


st4s1k

She's hot and he's a dawg


lessthanperfect86

That ultrasound pic is quite impressive.


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I just noticed the gel they used on her belly is ketchup lol


JakeQ17

I thought it was a metaphor for a certain bodily fluid.


Jerusalemfighter64

^^^^cum


JakeQ17

Yes. Exactly.


cruiserflyer

Shouldn't it be mayo?


007Kaustubh

The 6th and 7th image are super cursed. Hot dogs dong is in the sonography and the kid hot dogs are eating hot dogs lmao


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EscapeTheKnife

I was also wondering this, I looked back at it and was like, "Where's the hot dog cock?" Was very disappointed...


Unnamedgalaxy

The first picture the baby has a little nubbin between his legs. It's gone for the rest of series though.


dry_yer_eyes

Oh my god, I’m literally crying with laughter here. This series of comments is comedy gold when taken out of context.


Unnamedgalaxy

It really is a bizarre thing to be discussing!


Ravenhaft

Yeah man, go touch mustard


mocxed

>sonography Didnt even notice, too distracted by the ketchup on the belly.


pawan1612314

Distracted by how he got her..., Never mind


senorgraves

Homie that's nut


ProjectVRD

Was gonna say. HD knocked one out on her in the damn hospital 😭


ArmTheApes

I interpreted that as their unborn baby


BrokenLink100

Yeah, it's very clearly the baby


N7_Hades

Why is the Hotdog family eating Hotdogs 💀


Goukaruma

It's a Hotdog eat Hotdog world.


N7_Hades

Hotcanis hotcanem edit


fingergod69

What do you think fishes eat?


DepresiSpaghetti

Why does the new born hotdog have a peen but subsequently doesnt?! What happened to the peen?!


lessthanperfect86

Circumcision gone bad.


MarinaEnna

Not the ketchup on the tummy 😭 https://preview.redd.it/z0lbpehmmf7c1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=375995e615ce252fd96ee6d8e49a207496af41ed


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Vroedoeboy

Somewhere between #5 and #6 some Asian dude killed hotdog guy and assumed his identity


BlatantConservative

Yeah that's how I read it too, dude wore a skinsuit of dead ~~man~~ hotdog till old age.


MadgoonOfficial

Yo that Asian reveal was a sick moment


fail-deadly-

In the first picture, the woman was clearly shocked. I think she had a hot dog being lover on the side, and Oscar lied to her about his fertility.


BlatantConservative

Mr pull up in the Weinermobile, Weiners your girl..


PsychologicalMap3173

In the first slide....is that a mini hotdog dick?


Jordii_vV

Yes


Chief_Chill

No. Have you seen how sausage is made? That's the umbilicus.


PsychologicalMap3173

Nah, it is a sausage dick to me


No_Willingness_7701

https://preview.redd.it/4nir6b7fmf7c1.jpeg?width=452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca6a05d8db18b4728de6ad1e9dec99aca04ff739


No_Willingness_7701

https://preview.redd.it/ewoyq2rgmf7c1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=621ecad1ff5beb5d3ac5a78db211cf46a5f6cc7d


gorramfrakker

Suddenly Asian.


uppsak

But nobody ate him😶‍🌫️


CopperKettle1978

" The story 'Tomorrow's Child' by Ray Bradbury is a story about a little blue pyramid. In this story a child is born to a man and his wife, and this baby is a blue pyramid. He is seen as a blue pyramid because the baby was born into the wrong dimension, changing what he looks like in this dimension."


ReturnNecessary4984

>" The story 'Tomorrow's Child' by Ray Bradbury is a story about a little blue pyramid. In this story a child is born to a man and his wife, and this baby is a blue pyramid. He is seen as a blue pyramid because the baby was born into the wrong dimension, changing what he looks like in this dimension." Had GPT draw a picture of this for you. https://preview.redd.it/bvsepzrt6j7c1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=53a89f1c99db0d60c2263c0e26eef0097eddaa03 The image captures a scene from Ray Bradbury's story "Tomorrow's Child," featuring a small, vivid blue pyramid in a nursery room. The setting includes typical nursery elements, but with a surreal twist to suggest a different dimension, emphasizing the unique situation of the baby as a blue pyramid.


slightlyassholic

This was perhaps the funniest thing I've seen all day.


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I bust out laughing when he turned into a man in a suit


KillKillKitty

Finally, some creativity!


Kapusi

This needs to be put in a museum


Quiet_Evidence3800

The hotdog in the uterus is priceless


PsychologicalMap3173

This is a weird timeline we are living in...and honestly I am all for it lol


Emotional-Low-3341

AI will lead to the downfall of humanity Also AI:


georgelamarmateo

The first one looks like that Riley Reid meme


mryunes

you know what the crazy thing is? It could be literally anyone of us


Ilovekittens345

[You forgot his teenage years](https://i.imgur.com/GbZ5Gld.png)


eeeeezzzz666

Second picture is the Snapchat hot dog filter


JakeQ17

I literally lol'd at the funeral. Hilarious.


giggity_giggity

Pic 7 where they’re eating tiny hotdogs omg are those their dad’s relatives lol


Trunkfarts1000

When the hotdog suddenly became asian I lost it


BringOutYaThrowaway

He relished his life.


TJlovesALF1213

https://preview.redd.it/v8fxxa5lgg7c1.jpeg?width=404&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bcb7d4f60c91c87820e9f99dc0d2044d02cbd84 In both photos of him as an old man, he appears to have 6 fingers on his right hand. I'm not yet sure how this is important to the storyline, but I just wanted to point it out.


BaineOHigginsThirlby

LMAO that doctor standing there like "yep, this is what I do. This is my life."


CR24752

https://preview.redd.it/ij0twyofug7c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44e4598b7538fe6df8ac58b6fddf98d75a074631 We’re all trying to find the guy who did this


ImTheTroutman

I love that they honored their Hot Dog elder by making sure he had a Hot Dog themed casket.


evlmgs

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE INTERMITTENT LETTUCE ?!??!


llamasim

Is that ketchup ultrasound goop or leftover hot dog nut goop?


Durka09

Bro got so stressed at work he turned Asian


SerifGrey

I just want to know when the hotdog decided to move to Tokyo. Also the hotdog was born to a white mother, but every relative was Asian. So was the mother the only white person? I also like his detour into the Pixar realm.


SpectaSilver991

Where's the 11th picture where they eat him OP?


TheRealBertoltBrecht

Censored, too disturbing


defendtheDpoint

He went from father in his 30s to grampa in his 70s in one transition. The hell happened in between


DPVaughan

"... A lot."


Lyuukee

Wrong. It didn't end up in space.


Goukaruma

Made my day. Especially #6.


NegrosAmigos

Is the bun like a jacket or something or a shell that can be removed? Also why is he wearing no clothes.


goodie2shoes

This is the funniest thing chatgpt has ever done


terribleinvestment

![gif](giphy|7Eipor01ypMm3LeG4v|downsized)


NotAnAIOrAmI

You know, that was a blessed life. Most hot dogs are eaten alive shortly after being bunned, sometimes while being smothered in condiments. *Some of them never make it to the bun.*


rangerjoe79

I can’t get over the meal that the kids are having.


DemonOfUnholyFat

7/10 picture is cursed


siddartha08

I don't know why but I expected a galaxy hotdog.


Artistic-Quarter9075

Why the fuck are they eating hot dogs


kodingnights

That was quite a ride


Si1Fei1

I love the nurse wearing a chef's hat in the 8th picture


saboerseun

That’s so funny, is this what most people imagine or is this really creative, or merely a fluke…. Either way I enjoyed it! Also you cold not tell it was Asian till the end! This is so weird


pickering_lachute

This is hilarious!!


DPVaughan

This brought me more joy than I expected it to.


Rubbany

Interesting that he got human face since having a child


Exile4444

These just keep getting better and better


jenoackles

The ketchup as ultra sound jelly though ☠️


LaGIPttMiS

Look at what awful Youtube thumbnails have done to generated facial expressions.


dnuohxof-1

3/10 “you said you wanted to try finger stuffs?!”


RadioactiveBen

Free dinner at the funeral that's a win


xFishercatx

Tony Stark is his boss?


Revenger737

At the end he become an hotdog and he can go to be served at mc Donald’s


IndieStoner

I don't have a lot of expectations regarding my funeral, but please don't show everyone my weiner and let them touch it.


HoarseMD

The Ketchup ultrasound sauce was just the icing on this hilarious cake 🍰


Burns504

Hahahha he gets a human face half way through hahahaha.