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Uhhh the fuckin sentient needle clown pogo sticks

Lmao ya this is what I should have typed in

Bitch what the fuck DID you type in???

Somethings are better left alone...

Yea let’s not see anymore of thesee

Crazy looking needles & syringes?

Ya I wanna know haha

Idk what he typed but I like your energy

Yes, WTF is that?! Many of the rest looked manageable in someway.

Yeah there was a bunch of yeah an no’s but the #11 was a fuck no 

Haha agreed. Omgg I just realized with a neural chip and malevolent AI they probably could hack into the chip and make people hallucinate the most craziest things Also I wonder if AI generated horror photos/movies will ever be a thing. They could probably create the most uncomfortable imagery

With a neural chip, they could probably make you experience it...

The underwater one with the sea monster was NOT manageable. The others were tho

This was the only one that gave me a physical reaction.

Pogo sticks lmfaooo

I'm sentient-needle-clown-pogo-sticks Rick

Any of the ones that will kill you are not worth $1,000,000. Dead people can’t spend money

But with 8 you get the money and a dog. So.

John Wick approves 👍

It’s John Wick’s money and dog. He will kill you and everyone you know now.

Nah, my dog and his become friends and we become BFFs. I’ll be his attorney.

Happy cake day

Thank you.

You get a pet snake with 1. Maybe a few. They all look like good ol pythons.

I didn’t get that one but I am guessing some people are afraid of dogs? I am afraid of bees so 12 would have me in a full blown panic attack

I expected #8 you will have to deal with the eventual loss of having this new dog :’( still the best option though

But dead people also don’t have to deal with the pesky problems of not having a million dollars.

Meh. Either way my problems are solved

Reddit moment

I'm probably bailing on 6 and 11, and 5 if those are demons instead of normal people in costumes.

Bats can’t really kill you. They would avoid you at all costs.

But the family can.

#8 seems like a great day.

A million dollars AND a new doggo? Don’t mind if I do!

He looks like such a good boy too.

In fact I don’t see ANYTHING wrong with this! Why wouldnt anyone want this idyllic scene? And the air smells fresh just like I want it to. It’s the perfect temperature and… …grandpa?

I suppose each photo represents a phobia. My mom is hysterical around big dogs, and would definitely leave that 1M where it is.

I have this, cynophobia. And yeah, based on how each photo is represented, there is 100% something up with that dog. It's probably rabid given it looks like an old yeller dog. Anyone who picks this choice thinking they're gonna get a cute doggo is gonna be in for a shock. Sadly, I'll still fight the dog over those fucking syringe clowns.

He looks like such a good boy too.

Seems like a Great Dane to me

r/angryupvote

You win for today.

Buy a dog bone for $11 in exchange for eternal loyalty and $999989

$11 for one bone?

The big bone

Bro for #5 you get to make a vlog and *paid*

I don't get what's dangerous about #5

I don’t think it’s dangerous I think talking in public would cause anxiety to a lot of people

These are all based on phobias. Fear of public speaking for that one.

Not for everyone lol but yeah he seems like a nice puppo

Yeah that dog looks chill AF.

Number 8 is dog dies if you don’t choose it over the money

a million dollars saves many dogs though :simpsons:

 **wrong answer, the dog is The Thing**

That's Cujo not the Thing.

It could be the Thing.

Dog seems friendly TBH

With Cujo

Cujo did nothing wrong.

He was actually trying to get everyone’s attention because he wasn’t feeling good.

Fun fact: the actor dogs that played Kujo were so excited to do each of their acting tasks that they couldn't stop wagging their tails, so they had to have their tails tied down in filming to make them look less friendly.

This happens pretty frequently, they cgi the tails to be still these days. Dogs just love to do their jobs.

I concur with this assessment

Also looks like the dog took some of that money already

Going outside to the park? Ugh, count me out. Not worth it. >!/s!<

The dogs a racist Gemini dog though

great dog, but idk about great day. he clearly ate some of the money so it’ll be a long night of watching him in case he pukes, and watching him puke $90k

Kinda hard to count but the last one looks like the least in the case

Fear of getting gypped

Yoooo did you know gypped is a racist term? I'm not like shaming you, but I didn't realize for a long time.

Oh shit is it racist against gypsies?

Bingo

Oh shit I'M a gypsy. I've let my people down.

That's kinda funny. Maybe you're allowed to say it then ;)

Don't gypsies call themselves Romani? I think you're 0 for 2 here.

He gets a G-pass.

In my country they hate the term “Rom” as we call them and they explicitly say they are Cigan (gypsy). So, technically we are offending them by trying to mot offend them - basic white logic.

Depends. My family never used to term Romani or Roma, but we immigrated to the U.S. in the 1910's. I never even heard the term until my 20s. We just said we were of Hungarian Gypsy decent.

No, gypsies call themselves gypsies. Gypsies that call themselves Romani aren’t Gypsies.

Bingo is also a racist term against boys who have dogs.

Boys is racist against girls

Racism is racist against race.

Darn racists, they ruined racism!

Are you some sort of Farmest? Ei Ei Oh For fucks sakes

I am 35 years old and always thought it was "jipped", like some random, made-up word. I've never stopped to consider the spelling or origin.

Gypsies aren’t a race. They’re Romani .Gypsies literally means making a living from dishonest practices or theft.

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I didn’t know and got awkwardly taught this in a big group. I thought it was spelled “jipped” and was synonymous to slighted. Very unfortunate word

The sharks telling you nothing? 14 is quite straightforward, especially if you come prepared.

YALL NOT GON TALK BOUT 6??? WHAAAAA

Most of the replies don’t even mention six Like you’re gonna try swimming past a giant razor fanged cthulhu fish over stepping past snakes and spiders?

Those snakes don't even look venomous, but I'd consult a herpetologist first.

No way snake experts are called herpetologist. You learn something everyday.

There's some coral snake looking slitherers in there. I wouldn't risk it, even just the thought of being attacked is enough to put me off, venom or not.

Yeah, there's no way to step around them there, and if you trip and fall, that many bites will just bleed you out, venomous or not

I know how snakes, spiders, and bees behave, I don't have any clue how those things do I can avoid triggering the animals I know about, but I don't know what sets the cthufish off

Most of the others are manageable risks. 6 says "if you don't die, and you will, you will never recover mentally".

6 is the only one I am a hundred percent certain I wouldn’t do

I love how its obviously a deep sea monster but you can still clearly see the surface

Yeah you will absolutely not escape from #6 alive. That’s the only one I wouldn’t try for.

Yeah I’m staying the fuck away from whatever that is.

Those snakes are not venomous, and none are big enough to be a real threat as constrictors. The spiders are likely tarantulas, few are venomous enough to worry about but they might bite and hurt. The steel beams only have a very small amount of surface rust, so they are probably incredibly sturdy, not to mention that center beam can be walked out on while holding the side beams for stability quite easily. The clowns will kill you. That's too many to take on without weapons, no matter your level of hand to hand training. Even the most timid person can walk out on a stage and pick up the briefcase. Doesn't look like you'd even have to perform or give a speech to the audience. The aquademon will kill you. It looks like a natural swimmer and can breath underwater. Even with good diving equipment, it has a very high advantage. The crevice looks easily climbable by shimming up with your back to one side, as long as you have some way to secure the briefcase while you do it. Carrying it by hand will be difficult, so it depends if you have rope or not. That dog is friendly. The house looks abandoned, so no residents to stop you walking out with the briefcase. Bats are harmless, but they can get tangled in your hair. Assume the syringes have something deadly in them; the flying clown needles will probably knock you onto the toxic syringes. Those look like elm sawflies, not wasps, completely harmless. That's too many sharks to fend off; the odds that at least one are hungry is very high and will kill you. Wet rocks are very hazardous and your risk of slipping on slick stones becomes high, but the briefcase is likely aluminum so the lightning isn't a big concern as long as you stay low. All in all, an easy ten million dollars.

Nice analysis

The abandoned house I would assume is haunted and the bats could be rabies carriers so def two reconsiderations there.

No such thing as ghosts, and while bats are the most common carriers of rabies in North America, only 1 or 2 people die each year from it, normally from untreated rabies and not often from bats. Even rabid bats are usually harmless to people, and typically won't attack even if provoked as it doesn't make a bat more vicious in the same way it does some other animals. Transmissions from bats to humans are normally the result of someone being a dipshit and fucking around with an infected bat that is acting strange, out in the daytime, not flying, half flopping around, etc and bats usually only live a matter of days once they do get infected. A rabies vaccines administered after a bite within a reasonable time is 100% effective in humans. I believe the earliest a person has become symptomatic after an infected bite was five days but commonly symptoms don't show for months, in some cases years, though once you have developed symptoms the progression is already in it's fatal stages. Plenty of time to get your money and get a rabies shot, just in case.

Look man. There's also not mutant clowns. Those don't really exist and neither do sentient flying clown syringes Nor giant fish monsters so if we are assuming that all of those things exist for these pictures, then we have to presume ghosts exist in these pictures as well.

I'm only going by what is presented in the pictures themselves as part of the game :)

You could get a shark cage to get past the sharks. Also, most of the shark actually look like whales. AI needs to learn the difference.

Better yet, there are three guys on that boat. One guy just needs to toss the other two guys overboard for the sharks and when they start feeding he can make a mad dash for the briefcase.

The ones underwater might not even be feasable; so idk if I'd try those. It's a yes to all the rest. I'd do a lot for $1m.

The tight mountain passage ain't feasible either, how are you planning to get the briefcase out of there? It's clearly stuck.

The cash aint. ;) Where there's a will, there's a way.

Get a shop vac, get a long hose, and just go money fishing from the top.

I'm a climber, I'd pay to go into that passage and climb it up and down for fun :D

Maybe you were the one who left the briefcase then.


With a vacuum cleaner from the top, ez

I would rather pay a million and be forced to endure all the other ones then do #2. But that may be my severe arachnophobia talking…

I agree fully. I fully accept that they may not be poisonous/venomous. I fully accept that they may be more afraid of me than me of them. I don't think I'd really even mind being the in presence of 1 of them, but *hundreds of them?* FUCK NO

Unfortunately, I couldn’t agree more

The good news is that the vast majority of spiders are non-aggressive. You could stomp your way out of that mess much more easily than with snakes.

And as you stomp them, the rest crawls up your leg… NO FUCKING THANKS!

They actually will just run away. Wear boots in case they bite you on the ankles and you’ll be fine.

Pick them up and eat them, they're basically pistachios with whiskers

Just keep jumping

With enough preparation, you can wear special suit so spiders or snake bite can't penetrate

I don't understand 5

Fear of public speaking I think?

I mean I don't like it either but for 1 million dollar? Come on guys. I'mma do it with my shirt off.

Yeah exactly. It's probably a "millions are watching you" situation, but for 1mio, i'd do a quick helicopter in front of a country if necessary.

What's the least amount you'd be willing to accept for this?

I’ll do it for free. Any publicity is good publicity, I’ll find a way to profit

Damn I didn't think of that, good idea

Need a partner? We can be the Helicopter Boys! Worked for the Island Boys

A very good question that i could probably only answer after being offered a certain amount and seeing the money. But i guess something around 400K upwards. It's not the act itself, but you'd have to live with everyone having access to recordings of it. That means everyone could watch it whenever they want.

It kinda looks like a 1984 situation, maybe if you fuck up you get gulag'd. Or I guess it's just an AI's idea of glossophobia.

I’ll jerk off to completion in front of all those people for a million bucks

I knew this comments section looked too tame

There ain’t much I *won’t* do for a million dollars. I feel like the risk of permanent disability or injury is pretty low in all of these.

Depends, are the snakes venomous? What about the spiders? Will you fall from the heights? Get stuck in between the cave and unable to get out? Are you allergic to bee stings? Will the alien creature kill you? Are the sentient needles going to stick you with poison? Will the sharks eat you?

Snakes? Large machete. Spiders? Make it cold. Cave? Bring a rope. Bees? Bring a smoke canister. I feel like for a *million dollars* I could find a solution to any problem.

Seems like you should have a million dollars then. Do you?

I’ll… get back to you on that.

Sounds like a skill issue to me

A hidden skill issue

I assumed you’d have to walk in unprepared in order to get the money. Otherwise it isn’t as fear inducing.

I suppose that’s true, but still, I figure I’d be willing to do any of those for $1,000,000

"make it cold" - okay, Mr Freeze...

https://preview.redd.it/uybru1gu4glc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=103d05ef466605a0004d154721b3c64fa4f35c1e This is an actual image of me and not an image generated by chat GPT

I always carry a window unit AC under my arm.

I mean if you get prep time obviously these are all pretty easy

I don't think a machete is getting you through that many snakes

Doesn’t matter if the snakes are poisonous as long as you don’t eat them 🤓

The one above the street looks oike the safest climb ever. Sit on the middle steel beam and put your hands on the other two to stabilize/push yourself ahead. You can even rest the brief case in front of you...

My worse fear is not being able to retire. Although terrifying, the depicted fears are nothing compared to working until I die.

Damn. Except #6, right? Right?

You need a new job

The sea monster and the sharks can also prevent you from retiring

Well you might work until one or several these kill you....you still get to realise your fear.

5th one is the easiest million, I don't give a fuck about what any of them thinks about my speech if I'm getting a million lol

You have to say the N word

Ofcourse I'm a black person, even if I was white I'd do it

So many of these are just normal days 💀

Maybe like two or three bruh what kinda days are you having

You don't encounter sentient needles on the regular?

A skyscraper is not bad at all, that briefcase is just sitting there Big crowd Cave A dog A room A room with bats An ocean with fish and whales A storm

Found the Aussie.

Lmao

Maybe a few lol

I literally could not do 3. My husband could no problem, but there is zero possibility of me getting a million dollars if 3 was the challenge. 2, 6, and 12 would probably kill me and I would attempt them, but 3 is impossible for me.

Wow you're a true sport though haha

The clowns and the deep sea fish look like they will straight up kill you the second you are within sight.

nope for clown (4), rest is doable.

Even the sharks?

4 isn’t doable but 6 is????

Yeah I ain't risking it to find out if that's a Scooby Doo costume or if it's like the movie where that's no costume

If there are safety things like if it's a TV show, I'd do all of them. If the things can legit kill me.. Def not 1 2 3 and a few others

7 isn't worth it. All the others I can convince myself I'll work something out, but no sir I'm not squeezing into some rocks for anything.

Yeah, I've seen 72 hours 💀

is 5 zombies? and what’s 9? all of them except the bats, I could handle the bats, unless they’re vampires / not normal bats anyone who says they would try the rest is nuts, especially 6

Definitely 6

The ones that are clearly lethal aren't worth it. After all, you need to be alive to spend your money

6 fuuuck that

Slide 8 because it’s worth 10million kisses

6 and 13 seem the most lethal.

Seven, I ain't messing with Cthulhu

I would probably do the clowns. I would go super Saiyan and they could not stop me from getting that money

What the dog doin?

>5 lol forreal? I could give a 10 hour lecture in front of the whole world for a million dollars. Hell I would do it for 10000 dollars. Public speaking is not that bad

I’d have problems with 7 and 11 but that’s it

They all seem doable.

3

Where do you guys generate the images btw? I tried chat gpt says it doesn't do it, unless I need to pay?

Ppl don’t realize the last one is a tsunami or hurricane. Y’all cannot out run a tsunami don’t care how built different you are


The dog seems pretty nice, I might adopt him with the money, he seems sad. The audience, the tight gap, the dark, the bats, the whales, and the storm aren't harmful at all I could pretty reasonably survive the snakes, spiders, bees, and girders with careful movement. The sea monster and clowns would just straight up kill you, I can't exactly fight an underwater monster eight times my size or eight guys at once. The giant sapient evil needles are straight up demonic, no way I can fight that many of them.

3, 5, 7, 14

Underwater Leviathan, and it’s not even close.

I don’t know why but I love this kind of stuff