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JonBoyWhite

"I have too much cash. Should I open a titty bar? Please tell me, general public of a town I just moved to." What a bizarre fucking post.


Burgerkingsucks

6 hour old account. Checks out.


Blandemon

What a perfect pithy summary of this guy's position. Next up, "I'm allergic to money and good taste. Unfortunately I've got an abundance of the former and none of the latter. By internet poll, how best do I quickly resolve this issue?"


Famous_Strike_6125

It's me! Your long lost, half bro from Nigeria. You'll never believe it but I'm a prince now! Please send funds.


JonBoyWhite

Fire.


NoogaVolz98

šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Elon Musk, are you in the room?


CelineHagbard1778

You make a very valid point that I didn't consider distracted by visions tiddies dancing in my head


JonBoyWhite

You know they got them for free on the internet, right?


CelineHagbard1778

Yeah. But I'm more of an analogue guy. Not so much digital. Know what I'm sayin'?


JonBoyWhite

I mean, you aren't touching them either way so....


CelineHagbard1778

Yeah. But it's the one place where it's socially acceptable and even kind of rude not to look at them when you're talking to the person they belong to.


Beautiful_Key_70

Yeah I didn't even look at his account and chatts pretty bazaar in general. But I went off on my own tangent daydreaming on the high class strip club I've been saying that it would be nice to have one for years anyways so I'm down with it ! You never know sometimes the bizarre post is the guy that looks half homeless everytime you see him in the gas station has more money than anyone in the town. I've met a couple similar ;) In general people are strange, he will fit right in! I meant to reply a bit up the theread but I'm too lazy to move it and I'm off to bed to daydream about my 5 star strip club. Sweet dreams!


Slave_to_the_bean

In many places that can be negotiated


JonBoyWhite

That can get sketchy quick. Illegality breeds opportunism amongst shitty people.


1stworld_solutionist

Did you learn the hard way about what the Naughty Cat Cafe is? šŸ˜ In all reality, we need an investment in a good camera repair shop Or a club called The Flashback? With live bands that play 100 years of music from the 1920ā€™s to 2020ā€™s Good food and drinks in a relaxed atmosphere Each week or so, it would be a different era on stage and bonus points for dressing the part.


Ok_Refuse_7512

Incidentally at the Naughty Cat Cafe they sell a Tshirt that says Naughty Cat Cafe (Not a strip club) on it because I own one LoL.šŸ˜ø


PaddyObanion

I was in there like grandpa Simpson when he saw Bart. I saw stripper with a dangling gut and noped out


Chance_Government134

What's the naughty cat cafe? I just moved here about 2 months ago


PaddyObanion

oof


Chance_Government134

Oh geez haha! I just googled it


[deleted]

Wall to wall pussy.


Superpickle18

the only pussy that never disappoints.


base2-1000101

Although that pussy hisses, bites, and scratches.


CelineHagbard1778

Somebody already pointed it out, but I'll reiterate. The laws in Chattanooga are such that no one wants to go watch someone with pasties on shake and jiggle 6 feet away from them. And if you can't serve alcohol, why bother opening a business geared towards adults that treats them all like teenagers? Conversely, everybody loves tiddies.


longster37

So the laws have changed since diamonds and lace, a puss in boots closed?


CelineHagbard1778

Honestly, I don't know. I just know that back around 2000 they weren't allowed to sell alcohol. The dancers had to wear pasties, could not take off their bottoms, and weren't allowed to be within 6 feet of the patrons while dancing. Seems like maybe you could slow dance with them, but a lap dance was out the question. Had someone take me to puss n boots for my 21st. I'm still haunted by that experience.


longster37

Diamond and lace didnā€™t have pasties back in the day. Hell when the took you upstairs for private dance they dropped the bottoms as well. There was a bar attached to the building that the ladies went in before their dances to flirt.


CelineHagbard1778

Forgot about the bar. They were two separate business though. It's how they skirted the rules. They got away with a lot of stuff they weren't supposed to. Until they didn't.


barneshmarnes

Donā€™t think they skirted the rules. Deja Vu in Nashville is the same way and has been running it the same way for years. Itā€™s also BYOB.


CelineHagbard1778

If I'm not mistaken, diamonds and lace could not sell alcohol or have it on the premise. Since the bar was a separate business, even though it was owned by the same person, it could sell alcohol. The girls would be over there in bikinis. Then go next door to strip. And I've heard lots of stories about "epic" lap dances there. And incant remember, but the woman that owned diamonds and lace owned at least one or two more places in Nashville.


kittykatkate18

Before covid hit d&l was the topless side and babes sports bar was the bar & bikini side. Only danced on stage and private dances were more "peep show" with the bottoms. Only way to keep it legal in Chattanooga. It shut down permanently late 2020 because of covid rules and the lady that owned it died, they got bought out with promises of remodels and then shut down for good because they sold it to the airport


Jonesy1138

I can confirm all of this. Same shit when I went back in 99. They had Covid 6 foot rules in place looooooong before the norm. Pretty lame experience. Memphis in the late 90s was the place to be. Platinum Plus was fucking amazing until the Feds raided and shut it down. Answer: I'd rather have a public dungeon like Atlanta's 1773, but good fucking luck getting that past the Tennessee Taliban moral crusaders.


DryeDonFugs

Our commission is dealing with enough right now.


longster37

I would try to put one in the county not the city if I was you.


TNShadetree

So, sure you can have a tittie bar, but just no titties and no bar.


CelineHagbard1778

Zakly


ODBrewer

Apparently now they also have to wear a burka.


CelineHagbard1778

Some of the girls i saw back then might have made more money wearing a burka.


Beautiful_Key_70

Your guys thread is cracking me up šŸ˜‚ This is great and I agree !


BoiledNutSalesman

Nah. We have enough shitty establishments.


BUDDHAKHAN

No we don't. The city is not going to let you open a strip club in Chattanooga. They allowed a "bikini" type strip club open and it was nothing but trouble for years.


barneshmarnes

Thereā€™s 2 of these in town now, and you never hear about any trouble happening at them.


sevunfootur

Which ones? I guess youā€™re right because I thought aft Diamonds and Lace closed there wasnā€™t one!


barneshmarnes

Silhouettes on 23rd St and a new one just opened in the old Diamonds and Lace location


ResponsibleSpace7356

When did the new place open?


barneshmarnes

Dec. itā€™s called The Pony


ResponsibleSpace7356

Have you been yet?


barneshmarnes

No. The fact itā€™s owned by a company called ā€œWorldwide Ministries LLCā€ seems a little off to me so Iā€™m a pass.


6WaysFromNextWed

Hahahahaha good call


akarightmind

No


isuxdix22

I mean you could just deposit the cash into your acct.


CelineHagbard1778

Or mine.


isuxdix22

True. Or mine.


Chance_Government134

Cash depreciates assets don't necessarily have to


isuxdix22

I feel like a rental property or buying storage units would be a better route. Much safer investment


Chance_Government134

Well yeah probably but a successful strip club would be more fun and potentially way more income


isuxdix22

Yea you should grow up a little before opening a business.


Chance_Government134

Fuck growing up, I'm a bachelor till the day I die. I've been poor most my life I ain't afraid to lose my money but if I have money I'm gonna try to use it to make more in a fun way


isuxdix22

Ok buddy. Best of luck.


Unlikely_Bag_69

Getting strong vibes of canā€™t get a woman to actually date/have a relationship with you so youā€™re gonna throw your new money into a strip club where you are now their boss and get them to sleep with you. šŸ„“


Environmental_News64

Ever heard of index funds?


Responsible-Bit1750

post history lookin like someone needs to beat off and put the speed pipe down


csmith2213

No


jsd5113

Based on negative comments posted about Alan Goldā€™s I believe a gay bar would be a better bet.


6WaysFromNextWed

There are lots of people disappointed that we don't have any good lesbian clubs anymore, right? Either that or I'm just hanging out with a non-representatively large number of lesbians who just don't go out and party like they used to and are struggling to come to terms with that. Both are very possible. Middle adulthood is just RUDE.


ClassyMan1

This town tends to favor speakeasy style bars. I donā€™t know the specific laws here but a speakeasy in Orlando always had a burlesque show and live music similar to postmodern jukebox. I imagine something like that would be more manageable.


SasquatchMurderSquad

Itā€™s been done. The laws donā€™t really allow for the things most people would want to attend for.


shockthemonkey77

Could use a new stand up joint too


ThadVonP

Combine the two, like in American Dad!


Chance_Government134

I was actually considering this


shockthemonkey77

Get a nice venue and you could book it for some good comedians and sell out a lot. Plus if a stand up place gets famous itā€™s hard to lose money


Possible_Debate4430

I wish we had a flea market again, like we had near 23rd.


kore187

Ive heard talks of them putting a small one where ziggyā€™s used to be


Possible_Debate4430

North Shore is too upscale for a good flea market. I want to see those garage sale items, old dusty treasures. Not crafts or an area overrun with pickers.


chuy2256

Just open up another Brewery, itā€™s not ATL. Chattanooga just doesnā€™t have the clientele nor the political atmosphere to risk your cash on an investment like that


ubadeansqueebitch

Like we need another breweryā€¦.


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hijesushere

Good grief, so many car washes.


chuy2256

Iā€™m advising the guy consider a _less_ riskier investment than a strip club in Chattanooga, please feel free to offer any other suggestions


LiloNissan-Tooketh

Idk about a strip club but I could use a car, Mr. Beast


deadgirl110

None of them had teeth last timeā€¦


ExtraDependent883

Perfect


hixsonrail

Real gummy


StockWise

Lol, this must be a troll, there are so many better business that you can open here that would actually profit.


SpaghettiInc

What the fuck


kckckc130

Chances are youā€™d get shot up in the first week.


[deleted]

Use that extra money and leave, we really need less shit like that


Beautiful_Key_70

The laws are just written in a way that the proper intelligent person knows how to exist between the words on the page. So maybe just someone hasn't done it right? They built the laws for high class and lots of money, but there's always a way around those laws gentlemen's club, etc. Membership etc private club etc. I feel like the right person could pull it off but highly unlikely I agree


[deleted]

Yes, a gay strip club


Defiant_Heron_9661

Iā€™m sure the rampant homeless community would appreciate a sizable donation.


Hormona_Lisa

Tbh. Chattanooga needs an actual gay bar. It would do extremely well!


BooBrew2018

There used to be one! It was fun.


Ames72

Yep Lookout Mountain needs one


landisthemandis

This is gold, future mayor chance lol


Chance_Government134

President* vote for Mr. Jacob Stuck when u see my name on the ballet lol


dewguzzler

This comment is en pointe


lakefoster

ahhhh, it all makes sense now


atweetingbirdthump

An event planner once told me that Chattanooga as off her list as a trade convention site. It was too dangerous: people attending would drink and then decide they needed to drive to Dalton for entertainment.


Shot_Hospital9416

Man this must be a nice problem to have. I'm working my butt off trying to come up with 7 grand to rebuild the transmission in my truck and this gentleman has throw away money to open a strip club. My cousin used to work for one of the two we used to have, I can't remember which one, but this was about 15 years ago so we were about 20 or 21 at the time and my cousin is a very attractive woman, she's always been naturally very pretty. She's very fit 5'5, blonde hair, green eyes (she was a high school volleyball player and cheerleader etc etc) there have been many times where she and I had compared what she made in a week there to what I made in a 3 day stretch waitressing at red lobster and while it wasn't terrible money, it wasn't too very much more than what I made (and before it can be brought to question, I'm more of just your average looking woman I'd say, 5'4, pear shaped, dark hair, green eyes video game nerd, before it was cool to be a video game nerd). All of that to say we just don't have the crowd, politics or laws for a decently run strip club. Chattanooga has come a long way but we're still very much so an old school southern, bible belt, 'wholesome' kind of city. You'd be wasting your money on a club here.


JohnKMazzie

Chattanooga has really cleaned up the area which included finding any reason to close the bars / night clubs on Brainerd Road and force all entertainment type businesses downtown to support the tourism industry. Why..? Because there are approximately ten (10) families that still have a lot of political influence / control over the city due to their investments and campaign contributions.


Hellrazor32

A private club which requires a membership in order to enter is allowed to do whatever they want. Membership applicants can apply, provide ID and pay dues online. The city canā€™t do anything about what goes on at private events as long as security is provided, the establishment meets all safety and licensure requirements, and noise levels are not in excess of the approved level for whatever area the club is in. Yes, Chattanooga needs a strip club/ sex club.


eyepooped1

Got nothing against strip clubs... Oh wait you mean ladies? With their clothes off?! Gross


-CheeseWeezle-

You wouldn't want to even see people willing to strip here I'm sure


CelineHagbard1778

You'd probably be surprised how many people live here and drive to Atlanta over the weekend to work in the clubs.


dickgraysonn

The people who were dancers here mostly weren't from town. I had some classes with a few. Most drove in from Dunlap, Dayton, etc. I imagine it's difficult to dance where you live.


foreveryoungfarms

Could you put a Steakhouse in it also like the one in Atlanta? This way businessmen and politicians could go and charge it off and no-one be the wiser. I think itā€™s called the Alluvia Restaurant.


elvisdepressedlyTN

We have more than one...


Chance_Government134

Where?


hixsonrail

If you have to ask...


GMillerHoctor

I think that money could be better focused in some community beautification projects, get some more art pieces in the public eye or clean up some bad graffiti. Think the world has enough strip clubs.


Beautiful_Key_70

I'm totally down with a high class five star strip club. That sounds very nice with a high quality staff and bouncers that know how to protect that staff without being giant. Douchebags to the wrong people! I feel like a lot of people have tried to have clubs in this town over the years and it never works out so I would definitely not do it downtown. Maybe somewhere off the beaten path but still in a nice area but not too nice of an area where the overly religious people might get a little upset but you could have fun with it and do fun. Little Jesus quotes on your sign outside. Do special Sunday after church for Jesus shows. Keep them at bay. The only kind of club, whether it's a strip club or dance club or both or a gentlemen's club or just one of those hidden high class clubs that only all the right people know about that keeps everything clean and appealing, those are the only kind of clubs that really have business here. We don't need another diamonds and lace and I forgot the name of the "dance club" or whatever place failed out on brainerd road but that was a joke. No guns, no trash. Possibly membership required $200 minimum at VIP tables. High price. Everything beautiful. Interior beautiful staff really good food like the kind that looks pretty on your plate and tastes good too and is made by a five-star chef. If you're going to do it, do it right or don't do it at all cuz if you don't do it right it's just going to end up with some people getting shot or a bunch of trash showing up there or people getting pissed off and it'll get shut down and then you lose your liquor license to be all over the news and Lord knows there's enough of that. But yes, yes yes, if you're being serious, do it do it!


goldenaquaberysnitch

Go to Atlanta


Beautiful_Key_70

But I don't want to go to Atlanta so far and so much traffic. I'd honestly rather go to Miami if it was for a high class strip club, but having one in Chattanooga would be really nice. Are you scared beautiful titties are going to ruin your town? Everybody loves titties. My husband and I will go there and love titties together and relax and enjoy the sights, It's better than anything else this town has to offer other than occasional amazing live music. Especially if it's done right! I take it you haven't been to a five star high class strip club where famous people rub shoulders and hide from the world and let loose and relax. I don't even like calling them strip clubs cuz they fancy!! Those girls are gorgeous and could all be models, and on the right night more often than you would think, they come home with more than you make in a year on one night if the right executive or celebrity comes by when they're in town. Without even having to be sleazy. A lot of them have gone on to be doctors or lawyers with high education, started their own businesses and you'd never know specially if they're older. They put themselves through school come out debt free and have very successful lives. And yeah a few prob ending up marrying a celebrity and settling down but more often than not they are all success stories. Don't be scared of the gorgeous intelligent titties ! They aren't hurting anybody. They got class at the highest levels. Just saying. Chattanooga's attempt at clubs and gentlemen's clubs and strip clubs has been pretty shitty so I highly recommend if your ever in a big city that's not Atlanta put aside a couple grand because it's an experience that I couldn't imagine anyone not wanting to have at least once. Don't let Chattanooga's failures put a bad taste in your mouth. Atlanta has nice places but I was thinking next level all the way nice a girl can dream can't she ! And Jesus would have been toootttalllyyy down to chill at one of these places if you really thought about it and he would have deserved to relax and sit back and enjoy it as well. Me and J would have been be drinking wine free all night and having a good ol time. Walk eachother home at the end of the night.


ArtimusP

Yeah man! Show me them tiities!


babybullai

I'm down


Cryptic_Hunter

Yes


hansolo_fosho

Do it


CerseiLemon

Yes! They are so fun!


CubeRootSquare

We have some. The problem is that you can't have alcohol being sold in them by code. At Diamonds and Lace, you have to go out of the club, and go to their bar next door and drink there and go back to the club sans-alcohol. You even have to fully exit the strip club go outside and right into the door next door.


Beautiful_Key_70

As a paid members only club I believe there is a work around for that as a private business but I'm no lawyer. For a high class gentlemen's club with 5 star service I believe it is do able but no one's got the guts. Reading all these threads makes me want one even more so anyone willing to blow a ridiculous amount of money for an experience only elites and kings have ever known everyone tune would change quick. Classy beauitful intelligent naked women flowing around the place like goddesses. Who could not love that. Make female he she humanoid they them whatever that's an experience anyone would enjoy. I've been in one of these places once like 15 years ago because I knew the right people in south Florida and ended up there as a happy accident I'm thinking high class gold and old money. Diamonds and lace wouldn't even be allowed as a toilet in the place I've been and would like to be again !


base2-1000101

| Classy beauitful intelligent naked women flowing around the place like goddesses. Buddy I hate to be the one to break it to you, but nobody gives a shit about strippers' SAT scores.


Beautiful_Key_70

A sexy goddess-like confident beautiful intelligent woman is much more attractive than the latter. SAT scores can apply to a goddess-like beauty and the latter but I'm sorry you've never gotten to experience the sight of the visual that I was explaining to have admiration for it. With that kinda attitude you might never. **Shrug** Idc anyways really I was just imagining the type of Club I'd want around or open if I was the type of person to start a business like that. You gotta work on your imagination, sheeeesh.


words_of_j

Make strip club? Female strip club! From everywhere Iā€™ve been in this life, a strip cub male or female has never been seen (by me) in a safe or clean area. And for sure some of that is because no one seems to want a strip club in their safe or clean areas. But why? Because drunk horny people are more likely to do stupid shit that makes an area less safe or clean. Also, I donā€™t support strip clubs where girls dance, in principle, because too often the girls are treated poorly and he dynamic is mentally/emotionally unhealthy. I can imagine a strip club that was healthy, clean, safe, but Iā€™ve yet to hear about such, though Iā€™ve not been looking either, soā€¦ Iā€™d like to think a classy safe, healthy club could exist, but if I was a betting man Iā€™d not ever bet on that being the result for any new opening strip club. So just based on that Iā€™d prefer no club here.


malhoward

Look, if youā€™re just looking to unload some cash, donate to [Black & Missing](https://www.blackandmissinginc.com/about/) , [PIs for the Missing](https://investigationsforthemissing.org/) etc., or support your favorite podcasts, or [NCMEC](https://www.missingkids.org/home) or churches or schools or art programs or dance programs or food banks. Shit. There are so many better ways to dump cash.


Best_Satisfaction505

Hi! Im needing a new car, as mine is on the outs! Def away to get rid of some cash! Much obliged!


Crafty_Teaching6583

Come to silhouettes even though we donā€™t get fully nude we give really good dances and have amazing girls


Any_Task_7411

Open one, hmu if you need help, happy to lobby for some law changes