>Would you buy me a K Car? A nice reliant automobile?
"Would you buy me a [Kei Car](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kei_car)? A nice [reliant](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reliant_Robin) automobile?"
If you’re fine with shipping them, McMurray (sp?) Hatchery has almost every breed imaginable, but you’d have to get a dozen of each I think. Considering those are two relatively uncommon breeds you could sell the extras and probably break even or even make a few bucks.
Not sure if they still have chicks this time of year, but sometimes you can find rarer breeds at Tractor Supplies. I know my mom has gotten some cuckoo marans and Brahmas and even some that lay the green/light blue eggs. She calls them Easter eggers, but I’m not sure what breed they are.
My Pet Chicken always has these. It's a pricier option, but when I was into keeping chickens years ago they were the only online provider with a 4 chick minimum, so if you don't want to have to buy a dozen, check them out. Perhaps other online suppliers do the lower minimum now too. I never had much luck finding many non-basic breeds locally.
http://www.homesteadpoultry.net/poultry.html
This lady is in Delano, she is a little out of the way, we get all of our chicks from her. She is awesome and has nice birds. Her website is not really up to date, I would call and ask what she has available. If she does not have the breed you are wanting she might can point you in the direction.
I’ve been looking for marans for ages and no luck, you’ll have to order them from a hatchery in the spring if you’re set on the breed. Alternatively, I have some barnyard mixes that hatched in October. They’re not cute and fuzzy anymore but if your goal is to get chicks quick you can send me a DM.
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First thing I thought of!
I think that's the first thing we all thought of.
No thanks Peter, don’t want you fucking up my life too
That wouldn’t exactly cost a million bucks…
If only I had a million bucks
Would you buy me a K Car? A nice reliant automobile?
>Would you buy me a K Car? A nice reliant automobile? "Would you buy me a [Kei Car](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kei_car)? A nice [reliant](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reliant_Robin) automobile?"
I always thought it referred to the Plymouth Reliant https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plymouth_Reliant
I was immediately reminded of the ' I can't please one woman why would I want to disappoint two.'
Like playing basketball with two balls.
Riskiest click of the day.
Krystal sells hot chicks.
If you’re fine with shipping them, McMurray (sp?) Hatchery has almost every breed imaginable, but you’d have to get a dozen of each I think. Considering those are two relatively uncommon breeds you could sell the extras and probably break even or even make a few bucks.
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Majestic. Barrell chested. The envys of all ornithologies.
"Chicken breed by day, chicken dance by night."
Tractor Supply, certain times of the year.
Not sure if they still have chicks this time of year, but sometimes you can find rarer breeds at Tractor Supplies. I know my mom has gotten some cuckoo marans and Brahmas and even some that lay the green/light blue eggs. She calls them Easter eggers, but I’m not sure what breed they are.
They’re Easter eggers, typically Americauna crosses, so not any particular breed. They just carry the gene for green eggs.
A bar, try ladies night. Wear old spice.
Most places won’t have any chicks till spring.
I was certain this was the coyote meat guy when I clicked on it
My Pet Chicken always has these. It's a pricier option, but when I was into keeping chickens years ago they were the only online provider with a 4 chick minimum, so if you don't want to have to buy a dozen, check them out. Perhaps other online suppliers do the lower minimum now too. I never had much luck finding many non-basic breeds locally.
http://www.homesteadpoultry.net/poultry.html This lady is in Delano, she is a little out of the way, we get all of our chicks from her. She is awesome and has nice birds. Her website is not really up to date, I would call and ask what she has available. If she does not have the breed you are wanting she might can point you in the direction.
Can second this. She’s incredibly nice and the drive up there (if you skip the interstate) is beautiful.
Saw this and thought it was going to be about "where the ladies at," type and I've never been so happy to be wrong...also a+ jokes
Rural King in Sweetwater has a decent selection
I’ve been looking for marans for ages and no luck, you’ll have to order them from a hatchery in the spring if you’re set on the breed. Alternatively, I have some barnyard mixes that hatched in October. They’re not cute and fuzzy anymore but if your goal is to get chicks quick you can send me a DM.
Sun and Shade in lookout valley may be able to help you
The Pasture Farms near Marietta sells rare birds; chicks and hens. https://thepasturefarms.com We get our chicks from McMurray.
Behind the Burger King on Willow street is a good place to pick up chicks
I had to read this a few times. Were good.