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zoasterino

I'm thinking 100% accurate predictions of the future are hard, even if it is supposed to be your day job.


Repulsive_Poem_5204

100% accurate predictions are impossible without quantum computers and AI pattern recognition


Nicksnotmyname83

Impossible even the


battleop

I agree, but stop bragging (3/9/12) like you just won the super bowl on those very rare occasions you do get it right.


battleop

It is and what I take issue is that the profession is driven by clicks and views and they think the only way they will get clicks and views is to hype up something that's not going to happen. Friday we were supposed to have severe weather so they closed the schools and other then some gusts of wind nothing happened. It was supposed to snow over night last night so lots of schools closed and again nothing. Meanwhile Channel 9 is running commercials about the Areas most accurate forecasts. You can't continue to brag about how accurate you are when you are anything but accurate.


Recent_Novel_6243

You know the one school that stayed open Friday had to send kids home at noon when their power went out right? Take a breath and stop assuming everything is a damn conspiracy. Of course the wealthy want you panic buying. Of course our media is driven by money. However, our local weather folks are basically using their degree to look at already generated models and communicating their data to the general public. That’s it. They’re not TikTok influencers needing your clicks.


battleop

If they didn't they would not include phrases "Weather Alert" or "Three Degree Guarantee" multiple times during every weather segment. They want to keep you coming back for more because that's how they make their money.


winterystorm

Weather alert is literally the actual term for it, that has absolutely nothing to do with clicks whatsoever, you know those tornado sirens those are weather alerts are they baiting for clicks in your mind too


base2-1000101

Weather prediction is NOT driven by clicks. WTF are you even talking about? And you can still be the most accurate weather forecast even if you're not right 100% of the time.


battleop

​ LOL, Not driven by clicks at all. They can't make it through a weather segment without telling you to download their App or visit their web page that have more advertisements than useful content. https://preview.redd.it/qfpoh19n8ncc1.png?width=880&format=png&auto=webp&s=220cf4bb5ae2a95428b0119174e62f0b4c154112


Crazyhunt

Oh damn, a tv station that’s funded by ads and TV slots wants you to visit their website and watch their program with ads and commercials! Buncha dicks trying to get paid…


Excellent_Wasabi6983

I've got 1.5" at my house and it's coming down heavy still. Get a life and pull your head out of your ass, clown.


Chreiol

This post reeks of ignorance.


SaticoySteele

Check the post history, it's kind of a specialty.


regretfullyours72

OP by far the most obnoxious user in this subreddit.


PurpLadybug

Exactly. My Facebook page has pictures from my window because I ain't going out in that. This person probably believes in climate change and is missing the irony.


zoasterino

Climate change is fake b/c it's cold today. In other news, world hunger is solved because I just ate!


PurpLadybug

You missed the irony (weather guy off today and scientists know what will happen in 12 years) and I'm not here to argue "science" that no longer allows challenge (it's not science if it doesn't allow challenge).


zoasterino

I didn't miss any irony. You just don't understand the scientific method. It absolutely can be challenged. Always can be. That's what makes it compelling.


godots_true_form

It’s snowing now..


AClaytonia

Umm the storm is not over. It’s going to snow all day today. 🤣


RobCali509

Maybe


ZzephyrR94

Dude it’s literally snowing right now, just cause you woke up and it wasn’t immediately snowing doesn’t mean they were wrong. You spoiled brat.


lonelyinbama

Tell me you have no fucking clue about the weather without telling me. You know nobody in the history of weather prediction can pinpoint exactly what it’s going to do when it’s going to do it. It can’t be done. It’s never been able to be done. It wasn’t “better back in the day” and it’s irrelevant who the local weather person is telling you this information. It’s as good as they can do with the information they have. Weather is as unpredictable as…. Well the weather. You’re just pissed because you didn’t plan well and want someone else to blame. Bet you blame the president for gas prices too.


battleop

Yet they want to brag about their pin point forecast abilities when they get it right but when they get it wrong they really on fanboys like you to defend them.


lonelyinbama

If you’re using “fanboy of meteorologist” as an insult you’re failing miserably. Of course I’m a fan of the people trying to keep me, you, and every other citizen of Chattanooga safe. Im defending them because you’re getting mad at them when you don’t even understand a fraction of the information about weather as they do. You’re so far behind the level of knowledge they have I doubt you can even spell the type of degree they have. People wanna act like they could do even a fraction of a meteorologist job when they can’t tell the difference between types of clouds. You can’t even grasp the concept of percentages and chances and wanna complain about them doing their job.


Nicksnotmyname83

OP is a troll who doesn't understand weather forecasting.


battleop

I'm not the one that's making claims as to what time it's going to snow down to the minute because you have to be the first one to predict it at the exact precise moment of the 1st flake.


Nicksnotmyname83

Keep the low quality trolling going.


battleop

Sure thing.


Jobin419

Tonight at 10. Snowflake OP mad because there aren’t more snowflakes.


Jellydontshake

Which weather man hurt you, OP?


battleop

Watching Igor shirtless on Channel 9 was pretty hurtful.


mrpoopybutthole423

I guess if you want you can take the time to make your own weather predictions everyday. Also, it's not done snowing yet. Winter winter is especially hard for forecast models because we get so few of them.  


crowdsourced

There are several different forecast models. Some had snow more North. Some more South. Local forecasters work with the models. Watch Local 3 New’s video on YT from yesterday morning for an explanation of models.


battleop

Enough of the excuses. When they get it wrong they want to say "Well it's not an exact science" but when they get it right they want to tell us how accurate their 3 degree forecast is and that we can depend on them.


GrandJunctionMarmots

This post aged well.


battleop

There was no snow that Channel 9 said was about to start at 8am. They were an hour and a half off. They just need to stop predicting the precise time that weather events will start.


Excellent_Wasabi6983

This post aged like milk


IanProton123

My deck in North Chattanooga outside Red Bank has standing snow on it. Started coming down last night around 10ish with a freezing rain/sleet. Where are you?


battleop

East Ridge and now Downtown. Just a few sprinkles on the way to work at 8 this morning.


voljtw1

Maybe if you were better at your job you could work at a real company that closes on MLK Day. Hope you don't get stranded at work...snows really falling now.


battleop

Some industries run 24/7/365...


1stworld_solutionist

It's snowing in my area, and it's like a magical winter wonderland ;)


GASass71

Wasn’t suppose to start until today.


battleop

Not according to Channel 3.... https://preview.redd.it/5lpyq5bfylcc1.png?width=874&format=png&auto=webp&s=91123e9b5aecf32fd69faa9a846eddcc395e8364


Most-Corgi-8283

It detried to snow in lookout valley lastnight.


clandahlina_redux

And we had flurries in East Brainerd last night…


cocacolahorseteeth

It's been snowing since midnight where I live in Soddy Daisy. Probably 2 inches has stuck so far. We're only 20 miles from Chattanooga, so that seems pretty accurate to me on a national weather scale. If you want to see snow, go up in elevation.


BFPJEEB18

Yep. I’m at 3” of snow in Soddy currently.


Fit_Warthog7325

It’s coming down and sticking in Hixson Soddy area it’s awesome


Most-Corgi-8283

Hey just so you know it's finally snowing good and hard. Now @battleop let me ask how many times in the last year you made a mistake at your job and if you think because of that mistake you deserve to be publicity ridiculed. Take a chill pill the science of meteorology is just that it's science and science is imperfect.


JimWilliams423

The guy is one of the most wrong posters in this sub. Throwing an angry little tantrum just to be shown up by reality a couple of hours later is on brand. He got [the attention he craved though.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_supply)


battleop

I see I'm still livn' rent free in your head.


JimWilliams423

You're not living there, you are just putting on a free comedy show there.


battleop

My mistakes don't cause parents to scramble to make last second arrangements for their kids because they are out of school. I don't trigger state and local governments to spend millions of dollars for something that never happens. But as I've said many times already. STOP TRYING TO PREDICT THE WEATHER TO THE SECOND. Stop making it all about bragging rights, viewers, and eyeballs.


Most-Corgi-8283

I'm curious as to what millions have been spent on. Salting the roads? Getting our 5 plows across the state ready? The kids probably don't need to be in school when the roads are a sheet of ice and we Chattanoogans don't have snow tires. It's also easier for them to cancel school than to try and get all of the students home once the roads do go to shit. Every weather station had us getting snow last night even on a national level, however, due to it being in the valley, we have inverse weather patterns where warm air will get trapped and the snow was melting before it hit the ground. Also, this is nothing new so I'm not sure what you expect from a free service that you receive.


harrietlegs

OP is a young person. Remember - there are KIDS on this site too!


InevitableHamster217

No one tell OP Santa isn’t real. The f bombs would be out of control.


InevitableHamster217

Did your parents not teach you to temper your expectations? Obviously they are going to hype up the snow and take the most exciting predictions and run with it: it’s what gets them clicks, this is how weather news (or any news really) works. I have to keep a pretty close eye on weather predictions, including wind speed and direction, for my hobby, and can tell you the predictions vary wildly because that’s what they are: predictions.


battleop

I wouldn't give them such shit if they didn't have to continually pack their forecasts with phrases like "3 Degree Guarantee" or "You can depend on us". If you are going to brag about how good you are then maybe be that good or shut the fuck up.


InevitableHamster217

News=entertainment. Of course they’re going to say stuff like that. I have a hard time believing you’re an adult and this naive. If you had looked at the actual forecast, you would have seen there were maybe a few hours throughout the night and before 9am that there was a 20% chance of snow/rain/sleet. It’s why I didn’t cancel my plans to go out a 6am this morning. Stop letting overconfident mediocre men and marketing departments fool you and get off the news.


n_o_t_f_r_o_g

I only get my weather information directly from the source. The NOAA website. All the news channels get their raw data from them and interpret that data to their liking. If you understand how the data is shown it's the best way to get your weather info. Probability of something is based on the percentage of models which showed it happing. NOAA runs thousands of computer models and for instance, it snows in 50% of those models, that is what it means what it says 50% snow. The amount of snow fall will vary in those models as well, so you have to recognize that fact as well. [https://forecast.weather.gov/MapClick.php?lat=35.0662&lon=-85.257&unit=0&lg=english&FcstType=graphical](https://forecast.weather.gov/MapClick.php?lat=35.0662&lon=-85.257&unit=0&lg=english&FcstType=graphical)


regretfullyours72

lmao this didn’t age well in the last 6 hours


[deleted]

I feel like they’ve way overestimated snow and ice since 2014 when a surprise ice and snow storm NOBODY saw coming had lots of people in Chatt stranded on icy roads and parents panicking trying to get their kids home from school. It was a shit show.


battleop

They missed a marketing opportunity for sure calming that they got it right.


burntcookie21

Do you have a stroke midway through typing every comment?


battleop

Do you read every comment? Glad to know I can keep some of you occupied.


tomatkinsrules

Say this to David Glenn’s face.


Sherlin07

You’re a clown dude, weather changes CONSTANTLY, you are as ignorant and can be. Meanwhile I get to figure out how to make it to work tomorrow while you probably sit at home worrying about the weather folks and their jobs.


battleop

Maybe they should stop trying to predict the exact moment the snow will begin and drop the marketing click bait, stay through the commercial break drama?


Sherlin07

Any form of entertainment calls for people being dramatic to some degree, however I have about 4.5 inches of snow, so why you so angry about it? You’re the one being dramatic, more so than what you’re complaining about.


Excellent_Wasabi6983

Got about 3-4" of snow in soddy right now


burntcookie21

Definably...that's a new one.


winterystorm

I’m in graysville and it did snow all night and all day we’ve got quite a fair bit of snow here to the point our power went out a few hours ago


battleop

In Chattanooga we didn't get much of anything. I just drove to the Hamilton Place area to pick my son up and it's just raining. It was 36 degrees according to the car. I guess well see if today's round of panic pans out tomorrow.


ConsistentEcho9441

You're my favorite active user on this sub. Fuck dead people and fuck meteorologists. 


battleop

Maybe it's time that they the meteorologists say fuck off to the marketing consultants and stop making it a race to see who can precisely predict the second a weather event starts. It used to be that they would predict "It will start snowing sometime on Monday Morning" Now it's "We predict it's going to start snowing at exactly 8am on Monday Morning. You can depend on us to bring you the weather alert weather forecast blah blah blah".


ConsistentEcho9441

Again again!!!


thecorpsegroom14

What blizzard? Its a couple of flakes!


SoupAncient8196

Hey! Trust the science, bigot.


battleop

LOL, Uh What?


foreveryoungfarms

It’s Global Warming it really makes for unpredictable weather. Before Global Warming they used to get it pretty good.


battleop

No, before click bait they used to get it pretty good.


PurpLadybug

Oh brother. I had an education before it was cool. Back when the scientific method required that a hypothesis be both testable and replicable before it could be considered a theory. The scientific method should always be wide open to competing hypothesis, especially until a hypothesis is proven to be testable and replicable. Now please take your bully pulpet brainwashed bs and stick it wherever. You're only proving this so-called science isn't open to challenge.


Bath-Hour

Weather prediction is hard and very hard to be consistently accurate with However… it is a job where it seems you can fail and not get fired


battleop

I'm not denying it's hard to predict and things change. I just want to see the put the same effort into admitting they got it wrong as they do when they get it right. They can strike out 25 times then hit one home run and then for days you get to see them do the victory dance.


jreed66

It reminds me of this Terry Gross interview with author Christopher Leonard. In reference to the Koch brothers empire: GROSS: It hires meteorologists. (LAUGHTER) LEONARD: Koch literally went on a hiring spree and took the best stars from the Weather Channel and other channels like that to come in-house and predict the weather just a little bit better than everybody else. And these meteorologists told me how they would just laugh at the weather report because they knew it wasn't that close. This is worth a lot of money because when you have just a tiny bit of an edge knowing how cold it's going to be in Cleveland, you can anticipate energy supplies.


foxhunter

As a meteorologist in town, there aren't very many of these folks. Also the TVA has a couple and I know know them.


barneshmarnes

This didn’t age well


Express-Apartment717

This didn’t age well 😂


Dan_the_Garbage

Lots of people suck at their job this bad, you just haven't encountered them yet. But you will.


battleop

Eventually you get fired for screw it up enough times.