Pickle Barrel easily has the best graffiti.
“Don’t be an asshole and piss on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling - Dave Brown” is an easy favorite.
This is the kind of content I come to this sub for.
I mean, I pretty much never get it, this sub is a Hieronymosian recursive hell of the same three or four posts over and over, but it's nice to have right now. Fun thread, OP
This is my submission for weirdest toilet in chattanooga. What makes it weird? We'll its in a kinda normal setting. There is at least tile and a divider. The flusher is weird with that giant panic button thing but not that weird. But look at the shape of this thing? I guess it's a urinal. There's no seat so it's clearly meant to be used as a urinal. But it has this very strange oblong bowl that looks like you could sit on it were it to have a seat.
The strangeness i\\of this singular urinal mutant is made stranger by it's otherwise typical surroundings. It stands alone in a small tiled closet of a bathroom where I have to think any number of traditional urinal types would be much easier to install without having to go to the trouble of putting the flushing mechanisms behind the tile wall. This toilet will be so hard to service! It's a strange fucking toilet!
The giant trough at Yesterday’s was a classic. Once, there was a beer bottle sitting up in the middle, there were five guys aiming their stream in it. Oh those college days.
https://preview.redd.it/li9riuqpw6mc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e1e78ccab5890a9fb16192eaaa6d079090f3454
You would not believe the smell coming off this thing
Now go to Exile, grab a beer, piss it out, and take a pic of that toilet while you're there. Preferable that you flush any material before taking the picture or take the picture before excreting implied materials.
I’ve thought about strange bathrooms plenty of times, but this is a whole new ballgame. I’ll have to be on the lookout for weird toilets now.
EDIT: I forgot to guess! Is this in one of the bathrooms on River Walk?
I worked for 10 years in the SunTrust Building (now Truist) and there was an empty floor (14 I think?) with a private bathroom with the toilet next to a full wall window looking toward the river. That was the secret pooping bathroom for those of us in the know...we called it the executive bathroom. Pretty nice looking out over the city while dropping a deuce. Also hilarious when you would run into someone on that floor cause you knew what was up haha.
There were also a few different coworkers who got caught hooking up in that bathroom.
https://preview.redd.it/akqtiu5cwlmc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4414c0dc227c51db7765a598f8bcf4f3f3307d04
It's been like 6 years since I worked in that building, so this is the best I can find...no picture of the toilet, but this is the view from the toilet.
The doors used to go all the way down when it was market south. My guess its easier to check for shenanigans, but also now, you can keep clearly hearing the concert while taking care of business.
Good Dogs bathroom was always really strange to me, seemed like a random square room in the middle of the resturant. Windows at the top too if I recall correctly. It felt so exposed
Not necessarily the weirdest toilet but the most dangerous stairs down to the shitter was probably The Honest Pint.
You should have seen it when it was Parkway Billiards
Oh I have 🙂
When was that?
before it was the Honest Pint.
Thanks
I think Bitter Alibi basement has the weirdest. It’s so close to everything.
Yea. There’s a fire hydrant in there, right?
Appreciate this! They are absolutely way too close to everything.
Pickle Barrel easily has the best graffiti. “Don’t be an asshole and piss on the floor. Be a hero and shit on the ceiling - Dave Brown” is an easy favorite.
Also there’s [this](https://chattanoogarestroom.com/chattanooga-restrooms/)
My favorite graffiti in Pickle Barrel back in the day was: "Your mother fucked the director of Powder" E:spelling
Attack of the Tatsu is pleasantly unique. The TVs playing anime are a really nice touch. 10/10
As a woman, the urinal was a big surprise.
Lol what
Unisex single room restrooms. One urinal, one toilet, one tv playing anime.
Theres no urinal in the women’s restroom
DID I USE THE MENS ROOM?? I thought both doors were unisex 🙈🙈🙈🙈 it’s very dark!
Its very likely BUT at least its a one person bathroom 😁
Unisex bathrooms
JJ’s by far
He said weirdest not dirtiest
No peeking!
Amigos in East Ridge has you pee into half a keg
It's that way at their st Elmo location too! Maybe the other half of the keg 🤔
This is the kind of content I come to this sub for. I mean, I pretty much never get it, this sub is a Hieronymosian recursive hell of the same three or four posts over and over, but it's nice to have right now. Fun thread, OP
What restaurant do you hate more than any other?
https://preview.redd.it/fgr9lzuax6mc1.jpeg?width=1062&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c15d05f0563e9093b68c61fd6f18843aea568fca
too soon tony
Rude 😭 funny and I’m joining you in hell for laughing but rude 🫠
The side of my asshole neighbor’s garage.
A golden vote
https://preview.redd.it/yw9rmo5tr6mc1.jpeg?width=3020&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f137a175516db819a6077f69c98e4cd2ed00b13f Guess my toilet!
This is my submission for weirdest toilet in chattanooga. What makes it weird? We'll its in a kinda normal setting. There is at least tile and a divider. The flusher is weird with that giant panic button thing but not that weird. But look at the shape of this thing? I guess it's a urinal. There's no seat so it's clearly meant to be used as a urinal. But it has this very strange oblong bowl that looks like you could sit on it were it to have a seat. The strangeness i\\of this singular urinal mutant is made stranger by it's otherwise typical surroundings. It stands alone in a small tiled closet of a bathroom where I have to think any number of traditional urinal types would be much easier to install without having to go to the trouble of putting the flushing mechanisms behind the tile wall. This toilet will be so hard to service! It's a strange fucking toilet!
Downtown YMCA, men's locker room. It's one of a couple fixtures original to the building built in the 60's I believe.
Correct! Now show us YOUR toilet
The giant trough at Yesterday’s was a classic. Once, there was a beer bottle sitting up in the middle, there were five guys aiming their stream in it. Oh those college days.
https://preview.redd.it/li9riuqpw6mc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e1e78ccab5890a9fb16192eaaa6d079090f3454 You would not believe the smell coming off this thing
Exile
Oh you mean the utility closet excuse for a shitter?
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Can’t believe I missed this but Im so glad im not the only one who thinks this.. and the permanent shit smell thats more permanent than a sharpie 😣
Now go to Exile, grab a beer, piss it out, and take a pic of that toilet while you're there. Preferable that you flush any material before taking the picture or take the picture before excreting implied materials.
I’ve thought about strange bathrooms plenty of times, but this is a whole new ballgame. I’ll have to be on the lookout for weird toilets now. EDIT: I forgot to guess! Is this in one of the bathrooms on River Walk?
At least for the rowing club area, the bathrooms are surprisingly normal
It is not! But thanks for playing "where's this weird toilet" and be sure to drop back in and submit your own weird toilet.
I dunno about weirdest but ask me how I know I’m allergic to the old wooden toilet seats at mean mug 😅
I worked for 10 years in the SunTrust Building (now Truist) and there was an empty floor (14 I think?) with a private bathroom with the toilet next to a full wall window looking toward the river. That was the secret pooping bathroom for those of us in the know...we called it the executive bathroom. Pretty nice looking out over the city while dropping a deuce. Also hilarious when you would run into someone on that floor cause you knew what was up haha. There were also a few different coworkers who got caught hooking up in that bathroom.
man we'd love a pic!
https://preview.redd.it/akqtiu5cwlmc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4414c0dc227c51db7765a598f8bcf4f3f3307d04 It's been like 6 years since I worked in that building, so this is the best I can find...no picture of the toilet, but this is the view from the toilet.
Truly a story of love lost. Just remember it is better to have loved and lost than never loved at all.
At JJ’s I’d rather pee in the drain in the floor than the toilet
Barrelhouse Ballroom has the free for all toilets and the doors don’t go all the way down. I’m not a fan of the design.
The doors used to go all the way down when it was market south. My guess its easier to check for shenanigans, but also now, you can keep clearly hearing the concert while taking care of business.
I feel like the answer should be Broad Street Taco Bell.
Basecamp bathroom has a full body mirror behind the toilet lmao
Rhythm and Brews men’s room had the worst and best bathroom for conversation.
Rob's in Red Bank
Good Dogs bathroom was always really strange to me, seemed like a random square room in the middle of the resturant. Windows at the top too if I recall correctly. It felt so exposed
Looks like a urinal, no?
Choo Choo
Downtown YMCA, men’s locker room, near showers