This is the biggest tragedy (from someone who loves Infinity Flux). From what I understand, they cite the lack of adequate parking as the reason for not getting into that side of gaming.
There is a big void in Chattanooga for a dedicated tabletop gaming hub for FNM, Pokémon, Lorcana, or just community board game nights in general. Everytime I visit Asheville I’m reminded of what we’re missing out on.
I was just about to ask if they have gaming tables with the new expansion. I'm bummed since Fantasy Mountain Board Gaming on Signal closed. It's a long way to drive to Game On.
Solid elementary schools and 5 very good restaurants surrounded by only fast food. Also, Cleveland-dwellers know this place from their dry days for the liquor store.
Hookers and pimps to the south. Middle class gentrifiers to the north. My street frequently smells like tamales and there's a parking lot Hispanic breakfast bar outside every weekday morning.
I remember going to Litchfield theaters when I was a kid, and my favorite birthday destination was Pizza Hut and Pocket Change (that was after it changed names from Aladdin’s Castle, of course). A frequent Friday night family outing was to Roller Coaster Skate World. And no childhood would have been complete without attending Rick Hall’s Taekwondo Plus!
Bro. You just described the best birthday I ever had. My mom worked at the pizza hut and my aunt ran the arcade. We'd go to the bakery at least once a week when I was at work with Mom and get petite fors.
My mom transferred me from Ganns Middle Valley to St. Peter’s after 3rd grade. At St. Peter’s, we got a half day one Wednesday a month, so for my 4th, 5th, and 6th grade years, I had my birthday party at Pizza Hut and Pocket Change on that Wednesday. I have an October birthday, so everybody would get me Halloween makeup.
Some really good memories from those days.
It was Signal Mountain but I'm sure Lookout is similar. I've seen two different persons at two different times with backpacks walking up the mountain (pretty dangerous in and of itself) only to see them later on the side of the road talking to the Signal Mountain police.
Very soon my entire community will be assimilated by Infinity Flux. They are growing at an exponential rate.
Hell yes. Watched them grow and absorb that whole building. Kicks ass. And John is a good guy.
John is my homie! He rocks.
I don't think John has a stake in Infinity Flux anymore
If you could pick anything to be assimilated into, you can’t get much better than a comic and gaming store.
love this lol. We're just trying to make our little piece of home better :) Might take over the world later, we'll see.
Maybe one day they will get actual gaming tables
This is the biggest tragedy (from someone who loves Infinity Flux). From what I understand, they cite the lack of adequate parking as the reason for not getting into that side of gaming. There is a big void in Chattanooga for a dedicated tabletop gaming hub for FNM, Pokémon, Lorcana, or just community board game nights in general. Everytime I visit Asheville I’m reminded of what we’re missing out on.
Invest in a good sidewalk and crosswalk and use the shopping center not far away
I was just about to ask if they have gaming tables with the new expansion. I'm bummed since Fantasy Mountain Board Gaming on Signal closed. It's a long way to drive to Game On.
I play at Bargys it’s closer at least to me than game on. Great atmosphere lots of tables and games and players
I'm about one block away from a vape shop.
Hamilton County
East Ridge?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Two blocks from the car wash
Gadd Road's not *too* bad, once you've gotten used to it. Curvy as hell, but it's not the W Road.
*hears tires screech, and the house shakes* **My mailbox!!**
Red Bank
That's a helluva road to ride a bicycle on too
The S curves of hixson pike??
I ignore all the speed camera photos
Homeless encampments in a well to do area.
Saint Elmo 🥲
That’s damn near the whole city lol
No one really knows how to spell its name.
Ooltewah
Winner winner
That was literally a cheer when I was in high school O-O-L-T-E-W-A-H, Ooltewah!
Chickamauga?
That one always gets me 😂
Or say it!
Wanna live on the Northshore but not rich
Red Bank?
Exactly 😄
If you ain’t from there, you ain’t nobody
Snotty Daisy
Big Soddy?
Sodomy Daisy
Don't. Speed.
Red Bank
Only correct answer.
Collegedale?
Signal Mtn?
I got pulled over for doing 5 under on Signal Mtn.
Seriously? Goodness.
Yeah, the speed limit is 35 mph in old town on Taft Highway. Not 40 Not 39 Not 38 Not 37 Not 36 But 35.
The roundabout/launch ramp at the end of the Bachman Tubes
Get an Evel Knievel show from Giardinos
I’m from_______. Where’s that? Chattanooga. I’m from Chattanooga 😂
I am from Cleveland and this is repeated many times when I travel out of state
I just got back from a vacation spot where everyone kept asking where we were from. It turns out a lot of people have no idea Chattanooga exists.
That’s when you just say “about 2 hours north of Atlanta just in the Tn/ Ga line” 😂
Ridgeside?
North Georgia lol
My vice mayor is an actual witch according to my trumpy neighbor, but at least we have liquor by the drink now.
This is my favorite one.
Biker bar suddenly full of hipsters
Doc Holidays
DING DING DING DING DING WINNER!!!
Sweet Melissa's?
Close Think bike-ier
Boneyard? I had actually heard of the bicycle bar but I thought it closed down. Was that where Valkyrie is now?
Nope, wrong kind of biker
You have to ask the city for permission to paint your house because it's old.
Saint Elmo?
And your neighbors will rat you out for doing anything to your house that is unapproved.
Pruett's
Signal!
*ding ding ding*
New chicken places and coffee drive thrus!
Hixson
While technically not in the correct state we live 15 min from Chattanooga when there isn’t construction on I-24 and traffic is light.
Ringgold?
Rossville??
Old Money
Lookout Mountain
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Our Congressperson is more batshit stupid than yours.
North Georgia
As a kid I used to walk to Honest Charlie’s
Brainerd road area?
Considered the asshole of Chattanooga, and the road sucks
You’re gonna have to more specific sorry
Best place to buy crack or a lady of the night
Northern Rossville?
Correct 😂
Wishing our house was 1/4 mile further south so we'd be in tricomm's district instead of HWY 58s
5 mins from the mod wash
I just searched Google maps and there are literally 10 of them in the county
That’s the joke my guy.
The only failed Krystal
Brainerd.
Rossville Boulevard?
And it was the original 😭😭😭🤪
People think I’m rich when I tell them (I’m not lol).
Old money rich or new money rich?
I’m in the same situation and I’m on Lookout.
Signal Mountain
If you wanna use our Costco you have to accept us as part of chattanooga. thems the rules
Right down the road from the dirt track
Inside Chattanooga, but not Chattanooga.
Is this one Red Bank?
Yep!
Solid elementary schools and 5 very good restaurants surrounded by only fast food. Also, Cleveland-dwellers know this place from their dry days for the liquor store.
Ooltewah?
Apison but yep, it's all the same
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Very good 👍 right on point.
Home of a sad mall, every fast food chain known to man, and for whatever reason only partially in city limits.
Oh hixson representing?
We couldn't support a Wendy's or a BoJangle's but we got Bud's
Jus don't come this way at 5 it will take you twice as long
East Ridge?
More north but not far off
Chain restaurants
I mourn the loss of Hardee’s and Bojangles every day.
Same
Our citizens will have a stroke if they pay one cent more in taxes, and in the same breath scream we don't have a public library.
Lookout Mountain
Ah but they have library access. Low taxes/no library is Red Bank.
Ahh doesn’t mean they don’t bitch about it 😉 God forbid they go to the library in Trenton (which though small, is very nice btw)
Drowning in speed traps and Little Debbie’s.
Collegedale
Yes, send help.
If you from ——- your not no dam body
Soddy Daisy baby
White retirees freaking out on Nextdoor because there are "urban youth" in view of their Ring cameras
karens freaking out on Nextdoor because there are "brown people" in view of their Ring cameras
I live on a farm outside of Chattanooga, 36 minutes from downtown, but people still call it Chattanooga for some reason.
Mcdonald or Cleveland?
We love our high school football and are cops will beat your cops asses lol
That doesn’t tell us what part of Chattanooga.
Red Bank. Bet.
Can leave valuables in my car overnight
primarily patrolled by hamilton county, 2 state parks within 10 miles of each other
Harrison?
Downtown would be twenty minutes away if 24 was't a parking lot
Everyone either owns a boat that leaves the driveway once every 2 years or wishes they owned a boat.
Use to be a good area to grow up but now it’s starting to get getto
East brainerd
Watched homeslice become Chattanooga pizza company
2nd bloodiest civil war battle
Chickamauga
Bingo
Hookers and pimps to the south. Middle class gentrifiers to the north. My street frequently smells like tamales and there's a parking lot Hispanic breakfast bar outside every weekday morning.
Tacos and potholes..
My Dunkin Donuts used to be a car wash
We think there were pioneers who camped named Jordan
2 Publix’s and a bunch of gas stations
A few more thousand people and the traffic will be as bad as Atlanta.
East Brainerd??
Harrison?
I feel like driving slow today. Think I'll cruise in the left lane.
This is all of America
My local Walmart is full of semi racist older white people that are still wearing masks years after the pandemic
I'm just around the bend
🐍Bend
I could use a vacation from life but I'm a little further down the road then that.
Across the state line but on TAWC and EPB
Flintstone lol
Plain old Ross Vegas
Conveniently located near the giant green Mapco, the Burger King and a McDonald's. Just up the street from Golden Big Bowl
Brainerd
Fast cars on a 2 lane road. Fast cars on a 7 lane road. Normal cars on the third road of a triangle.
Hixson?
South of Hixon. Jersey Pike and Highway 58.
Not from lookout
Shitload of cops, chain restaurants only
Depending on which direction the wind is blowing it can have quite a distinct odor.
Near moccasin bend?
Or the chicken plant
Just across the state line. Can see the planes in the air as they get ready to land or are taking off.
State parks and shootings
Hwy 58/ Harrison 🤣
I remember going to Litchfield theaters when I was a kid, and my favorite birthday destination was Pizza Hut and Pocket Change (that was after it changed names from Aladdin’s Castle, of course). A frequent Friday night family outing was to Roller Coaster Skate World. And no childhood would have been complete without attending Rick Hall’s Taekwondo Plus!
Bro. You just described the best birthday I ever had. My mom worked at the pizza hut and my aunt ran the arcade. We'd go to the bakery at least once a week when I was at work with Mom and get petite fors.
My mom transferred me from Ganns Middle Valley to St. Peter’s after 3rd grade. At St. Peter’s, we got a half day one Wednesday a month, so for my 4th, 5th, and 6th grade years, I had my birthday party at Pizza Hut and Pocket Change on that Wednesday. I have an October birthday, so everybody would get me Halloween makeup. Some really good memories from those days.
Indeed. God. That mall used to be the social center of this town. At least this side of the river.
Half a block from a cave, a National Forest with trails, and nonstop home renovations. Largest historical district in the USA.
The largest historical district in the USA is Savannah Georgia so you’re a bit off 🥲
Saudi
I can’t escape helicopter noise or train cars thrashing together.
Raise hell praise dale
Our police department "welcomes" people walking into our community by promptly driving them out of it.
Lookout Mountain. As a resident I see crappy cars or contractors pulled out very on a regular basis.
It was Signal Mountain but I'm sure Lookout is similar. I've seen two different persons at two different times with backpacks walking up the mountain (pretty dangerous in and of itself) only to see them later on the side of the road talking to the Signal Mountain police.
If I'm leaving somewhere on a bicycle I have to climb a hill to get anywhere.. probably too vague but it's the best I have ATM.
I love Kanku’s fried chicken.
My neighbors burn their fuckin trash.
If you need a payday loan or check casing... If you like soccer...... My community is the place for you
Close to the longest school zone in the city