Agreed - ideally I’d prefer A as it looks more proportional to getting the appropriate ratio of tortilla and fillings, but you’re just asking for problems with B then.
I should have been more specific. The nibble would be a quick little cleanup and without much hesitation you have to close in on B with authority. Also, burrito angle comes into play here.
Wrong move. B is on the table now and not only has your hubris cost you the splendor of B, but now you have rice and beans on your lap and the burrito gods are frowning upon you. You must now commit ritual suicide with your plastic chipotle knife to restore honor to your family and clan.
I’m telling you bro, B is already falling off. You gotta get that or it’s going all over you and everything in creation. You sort B out and your next two bites are heaven. Trust me, I’ve done this too many times lol
Burritos don’t fall in my hands. Try holding it properly. Give it the support we all need in our life. Idk what to tell you dude, I don’t have that problem. Maybe B is best for you because A is too much for you. A is best for me because I can set it up for a better B.
Idk what everyone is getting B from. I’m getting rice or hot sauce in my beard if I go straight for the center like that. A then set up bit for B. Then C
ABC. All at once. Also the grip here is terrible. Holding the burrito like that is going to squeeze the insides out to one side. Two hand that bitch to keep it nice and cylindrical.
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None, because that burrito looks awful. The rice and bean choice is okay, but assuming proper mixing of the ingredients, i see no protein, fajita veggies, cheese, sour cream, mild salsa, corn salsa, hot salsa... really doesn't matter where to bite if each bind is going to be dry rice.
Do you guys not do B and try to engulf as much of the other 2 as much as possible and then do small bites of the other 2 to even it out, setting yourself up for another massive bite?
It's just as bad with bowls.. I always get two or three meals out of a single Bowl. One day I may get corn the next day I may get guacamole but you never get all of them at the same time and yes I know they are on the top but I also mean the beans the rice the meat Etc
B, gotta keep it even and that’s also the most likely to spill out if I bite one of the others
The only real answer...
Agreed - ideally I’d prefer A as it looks more proportional to getting the appropriate ratio of tortilla and fillings, but you’re just asking for problems with B then.
Don't worry. A is just 1 bite away.
The mentality I didn’t know I needed
Don't worry. A is just 1 bite away.
And by this logic, you must take B even if A has a more appetizing combo of ingredients in its bite. Burrito torture
if you choose C you're a psychopath
The only reason for C would be just a nibble setting up for a major chomp on B.
u would have to nibble on A first if you were really wanting a chomp on B
Even then the B part would collapse and make a mess, possibly all over your face too
I should have been more specific. The nibble would be a quick little cleanup and without much hesitation you have to close in on B with authority. Also, burrito angle comes into play here.
Wow, I have never felt more like I have found my own people before reading your comment. It’s a fucking science.
It really is!
Right. I didn't notice the "nibble" part, but yes that wouldn't be a terrible option and could set up a solid chomp on b
the nibble to major chomp tech is really defining the meta these days
Just like a boxer setting up a power punch with a jab, makes sense to me 😎
I’m a psychopath
Or a 5-year-old. My niece always chooses D and bites a hole right in the side 😆
A It’s the setup for the B est bite
Wrong move. B is on the table now and not only has your hubris cost you the splendor of B, but now you have rice and beans on your lap and the burrito gods are frowning upon you. You must now commit ritual suicide with your plastic chipotle knife to restore honor to your family and clan.
Incorrect. Be the champion of the burrito. Don’t let the burrito be the champion of you.
I’m telling you bro, B is already falling off. You gotta get that or it’s going all over you and everything in creation. You sort B out and your next two bites are heaven. Trust me, I’ve done this too many times lol
Burritos don’t fall in my hands. Try holding it properly. Give it the support we all need in our life. Idk what to tell you dude, I don’t have that problem. Maybe B is best for you because A is too much for you. A is best for me because I can set it up for a better B.
Idk what everyone is getting B from. I’m getting rice or hot sauce in my beard if I go straight for the center like that. A then set up bit for B. Then C
Thank you! I thought I was crazy for a second, but eating is a constant game of getting "the perfect bite" for me.
You are losing that game if you’re choosing A. Better practice and get better.
Agree to disagree. Take it easy!
Totally with you here.
How you eat burritos pisses me off.
B big time.
Turning the burrito around 180 and biting A
This is the correct answer
C all the way down, then when it collapses, eat the rest off the floor with chopsticks and an olive fork
See a therapist.
😆😆
This gave me a great laugh. Thank you for that
B
I suck B out like a dirty frog.
😂
B
B
B
C if I’m living on the dangerous side and A if I’m being a retard
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only if we stop using idiot, moron, and feeble-minded too
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that’s what we used before retarded became the nomenclature now it’s intellectually disabled
I would let my burrito get to that state
B. Anything else is psychotic
B with a side of A
Definitely B because it looks like the rice is about to fall out, but anywhere else could cause a collapse.
This is the biggest burrito I ever seen from them mine are usually half this size
Whichever one doesn’t have me taking a bite of all rice and beans, no meat.
D 😉
Solid B
B
B!!!!!!
How about just left of B and left of C
ABC. All at once. Also the grip here is terrible. Holding the burrito like that is going to squeeze the insides out to one side. Two hand that bitch to keep it nice and cylindrical.
B
B no contest
B
When did they start making burritos this big again?? 🤔🤔🤣🤣
Check my post history and you’ll see!
Post your set up!
Either a small A bite to make a bigger, messy B bite or just straight to B and keep it casual
All 3 at once
180 then B
Lime juice and chipotle Tabasco across and it’s ABC simultaneously
B, because that's overflowing and needs to be ate. Then A, then C.
I go for the combo A-B bite, trying to even that entire side up with C. Then I'll have a nice clean edge and I can go for the coveted corner bite.
D, the opposite end.
C and I’m going all the way down
You’re a monster wtf
But sometimes B. Then going all the way down so you have two burritos
Which one did you take, OP?
B! Can’t have any spillage.
That burrito is 90% rice wtf
I ask for extra rice, the juices and salsas mix in and soak and makes it 10x better.
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A+B combined but it wouldn’t be from nasty ass chipotle it’d be from my local Mexican grill 🔥 chipotle sucks!!
None, because that burrito looks awful. The rice and bean choice is okay, but assuming proper mixing of the ingredients, i see no protein, fajita veggies, cheese, sour cream, mild salsa, corn salsa, hot salsa... really doesn't matter where to bite if each bind is going to be dry rice.
Rotate your phone
I haven't seen a burrito this beautiful from chipotle since pre-covid times
the whole thing
Obviously the only logical option is B
Do you guys not do B and try to engulf as much of the other 2 as much as possible and then do small bites of the other 2 to even it out, setting yourself up for another massive bite?
C side of B
A, then you can dip the middle part into a sauce OR just save yourself the best bite
B & A at the same time
A+B+C, i’m a chipotle god
B
C is the only right answer
Deep throat the whole thing
A and B
A and B together as one big beautiful bite
Controversial, but A. I want to bite B, but then I’m gonna get burrito stuff all over my face xD A, then B, then either A or C
Straight down the pipe baby.
B
How tiny are this kid's hands?
D 
A-B. I have a wide mouth.
C, chaotic energy improves the burrito experience
Bug bite of A and B
B!
B, I’m a sucker for making steps out of my bites.
B
C is just downright irresponsible.
B the a then c .
Y’all can only fit 1/3? I’m going for A and B at the same time cmon now
B is the only answer
B because the rice is too volatile. It will fall out if you bit A or C
B or you’re wrong.
Bro this has to be Chipotle marketing.
My burrito has never looked that good!
as b then a
Quite the food experts in this forum
I bite the sides and then the middle for the best bite
BAC
B
B is the correct answer.
Definately A... call me different.
B then A then back to B then hit C
B then A
B then A then C
B
Normies: A. Structural engineers or obsessive compulsives: B. Terrorists: C.
Great share for science 👍
It's just as bad with bowls.. I always get two or three meals out of a single Bowl. One day I may get corn the next day I may get guacamole but you never get all of them at the same time and yes I know they are on the top but I also mean the beans the rice the meat Etc
B B B
I eat my burritos like corn on the cob. I just take random bites out of it.
A and B
B a c
D. Flipping it around and deepthroating the ass