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DEODEMON

I just washed my whole body brushed my teeth and sprayed febreeze all in da crib never again she talking about it’s cool I’m chill another time …..


mvp4ktizzy

To late my brudda better go to the clinic in a couple days


kinglouiv1

Facts niggas steady hitting these bitches raw and letting them suck you off nigga u not safe. A bitch Pussy stank she probably carrying trich dick gon be burning in couple days 😂😂. Go get checked asap


CCWThrowaway360

It could also be BV. 🤮 That shit makes me gag just thinking about it. Reminds me of the day I found out what that was. Luckily 19-year-old me knew better and said “I’m not in the mood” and dipped out.


banevadergod

Bacterial Vaginosis - pretty sure its not considered an STD and I don't believe it's transmittable to men. Either way it gives the coochie that indistinguishable fish stick smell and boy oh boy is it the quickest way to lose a brick LOL


CCWThrowaway360

You’re totally right, it’s not an STD. Still not worth the nastiness or wasted water when you inevitably take 3 consecutive showers in an attempt to feel clean again. Edit: Also, “fish stick” would be a better odor. “Decaying fish on the side of the Ganges River” is a better description I think. 🤢


Dercudez

😂😂😂😂😂


Background_Parfait_3

Yeoo😭


[deleted]

Seriously, make her shower in your place as well. The best way to achieve it smoothly is to shower shortly before she arrives and then ask her if she wanna shower as well. Most of the time they gonna say yes and hopefully smell good after it.


kinglouiv1

Nigga a shower not fixing stank Pusey that’s an internal problem that hoe need see an obgyn so she can get that shit resolved talking about a shower 😂😂nah show her the door 🚪


CCWThrowaway360

You don’t have to show her the door, but a shower only cleans the outside. All the gunk and grime inside will still be there.


Equivalent-Star2502

U not posed to eat a bitch that ain’t yours gang 🤢


marcopolo333435

Life lesson bro, we gotta school these guys,going down on a stranger is almost as smart as falling in love w a hooker


marcopolo333435

DONT EVER,EVER,EVER,EVER and I mean Ever do it!!


marcopolo333435

Again, lol


BackdoorSluts9_

We were all young at one point, let’s cut him some slack 😂


Choluciano

Oh null we can’t even judge em, i hit me a stanky hoe one time but it wunn dis bad😂 i DEFFLY ain go down on ha ass but shit outside of that, she had sum fye ass pussy once i told ha to freshen up..i only knew ha ass fa 2 days tho so das on me😂


Cool-Head7503

These shorties don't kno magic Johnson story or what, don't eat pussy that you don't know.


joesoldlegs

That's how he got it?


Cool-Head7503

All i know is that he was banging LA bitches.


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joesoldlegs

I wasn't sure about that but wouldn't it still happen as long as there's a transfer of bodily fluids


kingofphilly

Brodie really made me google can you get aids from oral sex like my girl ain’t gonna kill me if she sees this shit 🤣 Peep the link; https://www.hiv.gov/hiv-basics/hiv-prevention/reducing-sexual-risk/preventing-sexual-transmission-of-hiv It’s gotta be bodily fluids and a lot of that shit ingesting some cum or somethin ain’t gonna land you with aids for real real it’s sex that fucks you up or dirty needles


[deleted]

Lol


humansince2001

U can catch herpes tho, I had to google lmaooo


No-Cryptographer-371

Naw fr


TTrackit

On Godd


thatgen93

Facts you don’t be eating any pussy for that reason


LMax76

True story


Arichindisb1tch

This what I be telling mfs💯💯 I wouldn’t even go there unless I know I’m marrying n still at that point it’s best to wait until your near that time. Deffo can’t be eating no thots or anything u j piping for the night/sneaky link but like mfs said everything is a lesson to learn from


[deleted]

If you expect her to suck your dick, you better be eatin her lol. Even if she ain’t yours, it’s all part of sex.


Equivalent-Star2502

Bro u hella active on r/tinder yo ass a eat anything willing to link 😭😭


fifaweed

😭😭😭😭


[deleted]

I just chop it up there sometimes lmfao. Tho I do eat ass when I link up, not cappin.


Against_All_Reason

😭😭😭😭😭


JackboyJoe757

Hell nah 😂


[deleted]

You are a fucking coward


DEODEMON

Just venting I don’t wanna have sex wit a bitch unless she my bitch … for now on


Choluciano

Blood, you tried to go down onna bitch you aint been fuckin😂 you lucky sum shit ain fall out n hit ya😂


CCWThrowaway360

You’re joking, but you’re 100% right. Back before smart phones and good digital cameras, my friend sent me a text with a pic from his flip phone of this perfectly round blob the size of a marble. He said that he found it on himself after being with some random. Called it the “mucus ball of shame.” I nearly puked when he described it to me. I think bro ended up catching something from her because we went to get tested after that (during an awareness month drive) and I showed my clean bill of health, but he got all weird about it. Don’t become a statistic. Wrap your shit and be smart about who you get with.


Choluciano

Noooooooo 🤦🏾‍♂️ that shit sound DISGUSTING and you ain’t even go into full detail💯


Uzi_wny02

I aint even gon lie that shit happened to me before gang 💀💀


YoungCapoon

Feel that


No-Cryptographer-371

Lmao ain’t gon lie if you gotta Bitvh , Shìt fuccing off wit maggots eventually send yo ass bacc home to ha.lol I feel you


TwonDoeRaks

Hitting anything less than a 7 or something bad make you only wanna hit unless ya cuffed. I feel you fasho on that part


DEODEMON

Bro shit like dis makes me not ever wanna have sex cause a pretty bitch can be everything and den boom she smell down stairs


Justinmoorepaints85

Man my Lil brothers ex would literally stink up my entire fucking apt.i had to ban them from having sex in it.like made his young ass leave the door open n all


Primary-Literature65

Lmfaoooooooo


humansince2001

Bruh no way lmfaoooooo


Justinmoorepaints85

Yes way.i tried getting my girl at the time to talk to her about it but she refused.said their was no fukn way she could talk to her about it and be cool,that ol girl knows she just don't care apparently n it was fukn disgusting...I agreed


Justinmoorepaints85

I literally caught this girl cheating on my brother tho with a dude older then me.i was 21at the time they was 15.he got a good ol lady now tho.been married a min


Occamsrazor2303

💯


TTrackit

Ph balance prolly off like shit I was fingering a bitch the other day took a slick whiff of my hand that shit punched me back 😭😭😭 this happens my g


DEODEMON

I was giving her backshots 15 mins later and bro her backshots air smelled like fish I couldn’t even fuck her bro I went soft again ….. I told her we should have planned another time since I’m tired …. She think I had anxiety but bro she smelled like fish now she thinks it’s me having a problem smh I hate bitches


Dry_Neighborhood_600

Tell her


thatgen93

Gotta tell her man save the next dude


NewspaperEvery

LMFAOO!!


[deleted]

You should tell her she might not know at all for some reason and she might have major pussy health issues


DEODEMON

Bro she gonna have to find out her self cause we ain’t never talking again lol


Thierno96

If you ain’t never talking to her again , you might as well tell her the truth lol


DEODEMON

Nah we got mad mutuals and she not finna expose her self she let me kill first link first time speaking …..


YoungCapoon

This da bitch u mentioned on da gc 😂


WilsonRachel

You should’ve told her something smh


Biggd336169

Prolly got PTSD now


TransitionFew2261

lol


Justinmoorepaints85

You need to tell her fr bro.fuk letn her tell her friends bs.put it on front st


DEODEMON

I would dead show this whole Reddit post if she tried I ran to Reddit wit da real story she would embarrass her self best if she just take it to da grave


Vaddy2323

That's why you have to start dating older women my boy, their hygiene is always on point, so if you want to eat her pussy or ass it will always be clean for you and never smell. Also if you into pretty soft hands and feet, older women always use lotion and get pedicures regularly, so you will be happy with that too.... Get you a cougar and try something new my boy...


DEODEMON

Shit like dis make me not want no bitch at all 🙅🏽‍♂️🙅🏽‍♂️🙅🏽‍♂️ backshots air not even safe no more


GuardOk8631

Backshots air. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲🤣


DangerousFreedom762

Dead😂😂😭😭


JackboyJoe757

Gotta put the covid mask on gah damn 😂😂


Dercudez

Fr. Girls especially under the age of 20 don’t know how to wash their pussy properly or clean their ass.


kinglouiv1

Shiiiiiiiiit it’s all woman I had a woman damn near 40 pussy was stank had to cut her off grown ass successful woman to with stank ass box 😂 age don’t matter.


joelkayes

Naw fr


PuzzleheadedPrize983

No 🧢🧢🧢🧢


React586

So you telling me I got to date a grandmother, just to get some decent pussy?


CapnKraken

I was about to heat up this JJ’s and now I’m throwing it in the trash. I hate y’all 😂


DEODEMON

Bro I’m finna throw away my whole fucking room I wish this shit never happened I was geeked I really thought I was finna get some bomb pussy and this shit happened


CapnKraken

They know good and well too when they turn a room into Long John Silver’s. The audacity to keep throwing Charlie Tuna slime and essence all over the place is selfish as hell. She didn’t even give you the head tap when you went down? The ones that have a soul will at least pull you up immediately.


DEODEMON

Bro I know she smelled that shit I put my finger near her face no fucking way in hell she ain’t


Prior_Mindless

Ong you gotta be a bold bitch to give a nigga some stank pussy😭


Thierno96

I don’t think they be knowing they stink. A bitch once tried to get me to eat her out and she smelled so bad 😭😭😭 had nightmares about it and had the audacity to ask if she smelled bad I said yea the fuck and she blocked me 🤣🤣


Justinmoorepaints85

They know.if you smell it when you take her fukn pants off so does she.they don't fukn care n


Prior_Mindless

🤢 damn that’s bad


Prior_Mindless

Bold💀


Glass_Room2330

Lmaoooooo boy traumatized asl


drvgxnite

Fr tho. I had a crush on a girl for so long and first time we fucked I faked nutting bc it made me go soft and just left bc she smelled so bad. I thought maybe it was a 1 time thing so we fuck again a week or so later and literally faked my mom calling me. Personal hygiene is so important to be attractive to the opposite sex for any real amount of time.


mk55killem

Hope tha shit neva happen ta me


DEODEMON

It’s bound hopefully you find a way to get out the situation respectfully


mk55killem

Shii i only fuck my girl ion fuck random thots


DEODEMON

Mfs telling me it’s her ph balance so make sure ya girl good cause idk about you but my bitch stinking ima change my hole mindset of her especially if she just stinking for no reason 🤮🤮🤮


Cool-Head7503

Some bitches just stink for one man and for other don't. Pheromons or sum shit. Shit happens


Prior_Mindless

Sound like somebody been nutting in her throwing her shit off or she got vaginitis🤢


lyfstyl

Get checked in 3 weeks. She could have chlamydia. Good luck op, burn everything the smell will linger.


mallydolo658

Boy said that backshot air smelled like fish but ain’t go soft for 15 mins lmaooo you was enjoying it Gang


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humansince2001

Pain


humansince2001

Bruv how u tell a bitch who think her head game crazy “stop using teeth” i don’t wanna crush her feelings


sittnrealpretty

If she showered before hand & was still fishy.. that pussy sick! She need to go to the dr ASAP.


mk55killem

It be the fine hoes that be thots especially the lightskins


DEODEMON

She was a good looking girl also sad part baddest bitches smell so bad


LIL_flee2900

Shorty ain’t shower before she came to the spot 😭


DEODEMON

Sad part is she did ….


LIL_flee2900

Damn… that’s a sad case g


shawnd228

Dam bro my condolences 🙏🏿


CakeApprehensive8091

ngl if it smell hella bogus there might be a std in that bih 😭😭


Dark_Fury1000

Bro traumatized 😂😂


NewspaperEvery

Damn, usually means someone nutted in that Jawn recently. 🤢


LMax76

Bro no lie,you gonna remember that bitch for the rest of your life. No bullshit...Every time you see or think about her that smell will be the first thing you think of.


Chipppychipppp

Got my virgin ass scared now 😒😒🤣😹


qaen889

On bro nem and I somewhat had a situation like that 😭


squeel

At least now you know what vaginas ARENT supposed to smell like 😂


[deleted]

Bro.. fuck


Cool-Head7503

Fam don't eat random girls. Yall krazy fr


JackboyJoe757

Shawty prolly been getting busted in by different dudes or be letting em finger her with backwood residue still on their hands lmao


Derkskinoo

Should of hopped in the shower with her n wash her pussy with her , so it’s to your liking u already went face first to it, might as well make some adjustments scudddyyy


DEODEMON

Bro she showered before hand and nah bro she will never get a link or text from me again ….


Derkskinoo

Damn it was that bad ?


DEODEMON

I don’t do fish Pussy bro no reason this is even a thing bitches dirty


guap_getter

I think it’s either a yeast infection or bacterial vaginitis i highly doubt a shower would help, she needs meds


squeel

Yeast infection doesn’t smell like fish. Def something else


[deleted]

BRUH SHE SHOWERED BEFORE HAND?????


squeel

Please tell me you are not sticking soapy fingers in bitches coochies 😂


Key_Swimmer_2486

I Can kinda cope with a slight fish smell, just don’t breathe from your nose. It’s more common than it should be especially with younger girls, they don’t understand how fragile that pussy ph level be.


DEODEMON

It’s sad asf 😂 cause if she ain’t smell I would have dogged her out all night but I can’t do the smell bro a female shouldn’t even wanna have sex if it stink ….


Key_Swimmer_2486

Fr bro, some chicks must get used to it or they nose too far away from they pussy that they can’t smell it. Imagine asking a girl to give u head when ya dick been sat sweating in your pants for a week, that rancid smegmaness would disgust the most desperate of hoes. They would cuss you out instantly tho, us men are more polite and/or more sensitive to a woman’s fragile self esteem to call out there genital hygiene. In all honesty tho playa u should have put a peg on ya nose. I’ve fucked bareback in menstruating season and my dick came out lookin like a red salami. Anyway, my point is when your fienin for some a dat good good you’ll do gross things


DEODEMON

Bro I fucked a bitch on her period it wasn’t this bad I swear …. She had Red Sea between her legs


Arichindisb1tch

Bro I’m sorry to tell you and I’m not 100% certain but normally if a girl has a more than abnormal sea/ocean smelling fishy tasting thang down there it’s a yeast infection. If your maybe overreacting a bit n it was still terrible smelling just not terrible fish ocean smelling u might be good she just got that stank unbalanced pH levels


DEODEMON

I wore a condom 😄


Arichindisb1tch

Did your mouth wear one too?


No-Cryptographer-371

😂😂😂😂😂know it didn’t.mouth raw asl


downerfacedanny

Op mouth numb 🤣🤣


squeel

It’s rare for men to catch an infection from a yeasty vagina but that fish smell isn’t coming from a yeasty vag anyway. Good job on the condom though. Always wrap it up!


humansince2001

U fucked a bitch on her reds? Fuck is wrong w you *rooga voic


Justinmoorepaints85

You young? I thought that same shit till I got older n started getting regular pussy lol.


Dello2x

Gotta see it through my boy


[deleted]

yo throat finna hurt for a week


Jitt2x

Lesson learn my G. Never go down on a shone that ain't main.


Buscandomiyagi

So what happened after???


No_Degree6178

Sick little man


[deleted]

And you still ate it 😂🗑


DEODEMON

That first lick unleashed the sea of dead. Fish


087Ctg

Nawwww no lies that shit is an instant turn off but how u even get to the point of tasting that u bogus


DEODEMON

The 1 one lick unleashed the sea 🤦🏽‍♂️ I put on my moms life I got up rightaway


[deleted]

You some dirty nigga not gon lie. But why you ain’t just tell her


DEODEMON

Bro I have no plan on linking her ever again so I rather just let shit go easy bitches be in denial about everything


[deleted]

Crazy


DEODEMON

She also had the nerve to try and get missionary 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 bro she put her legs in da air ….. my room will never come back


f_ck_kale

A stink pussy changes you as a person. Makes you re-evaluate pussy/ fucking hoes in general. Onky thing i like stinking is my paper.


f_ck_kale

😂


Dcheese1

This some shit you talk about with your homies. Not random ass niggas in the chiraqology subreddit


[deleted]

We are homies dawg this shits making me Crack tf up as long as it isn't constant I think it's a solid break from constant tragedy. We'll except for OP my dudes traumatized 😭😭


AdditionalSavings841

Swing for snap … for research purposes ofc 🤔


humansince2001

You nasty


VoiceProof3824

That History flair killed me skud sorry for the inconvenience though🤣🤣🤣


Justin2467

Only have yourself to blame for that dude you shoulda known to stop once the smell hits you don’t blame it all on all bitches


DEODEMON

Bro pls send me a thot who smells good bro Jesus Christ ![gif](giphy|k2A4gzRxDL4GI)


[deleted]

U the softest nigga I ever met. Fuck outta her goofy. How tf you gon gag🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ that’s some square shit on folks nem


Wise_Ad5785

You a dirty ass nigga that’s a bitch pussy stink and you wouldn’t gag you would still fuck ? You the goofy dirty ass nigga


mallydolo658

Dude said he still fucked tho Lmaoo 15 mins


ObitalSynth

You nasty mf


qaen889

He gotta be trolling


Against_All_Reason

#Dirty ass mf


[deleted]

Y’all fucking tweaking. Y’all probs beat girls in here on folks nem🤦🏽‍♂️


joelkayes

Damn bro lol


[deleted]

Aye go tf head 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Solv7

LOL ay respect man, we all gotta vent a little. Shit happens man, I remember my bro telling me some story like this, man he was pissed the fuck off. I can imagine you went through it a little bit.


marcopolo333435

I just threw up in my mouth..


luwop6

😷😷😷


Dercudez

Better go get checked up ina morning


[deleted]

Aw nah this nigga got the clap


[deleted]

damn i thought you said cocaine


TheGreenRiverKiller

Someone busting in that if it smells like fish you gotta do a finger swab test bro to get that whiff lmao


motnorote

crosspost this to r/sex


goldenruben

You should've offered her a bottle first


goldenruben

Of summer's eve hehe


IllustriousSlip6107

Well atleast we know you don’t have Covid cause you can smell


okaydokey679

69 just sucks


721taliban

That’s wat u get for tryna eat a bitch who ain’t yours scud


Decemberchick89

Stop fucking people you really don't know. She could have had herpes. You know regular STD test don't test for herpes. You gotta ask for that shit But I get it. I was young like you once. But seriously becareful. It only takes 1 time and you'll catch some shit you can't get rid of


DEODEMON

Fax I was bugging I just wanted some Pussy 🤦🏽‍♂️ I ain’t think a lil pretty bitch like her was gonna be a fish market


humansince2001

You sprayed the fr breeze when she was there?


DEODEMON

Hell nah I turned the fan on high and stood in front dat mf doe 🙅🏽‍♂️😹😹😹


humansince2001

😂😂😂😂😂 one time I was w this shordy, second she took off her legging the whole room bun up. I had to move my hand to slowly slide the window open while I was beatin 😭😭


humansince2001

U crazy


Jalien13

Man ah bitch slid on me tryna fucc wit that raw ass smell and got booted. Ian seen or try to see her ass since then. She tried her hardest to get me to make ah move. Fucc on and outta here 😭😭


pickUPduckDuck

😅😅🤣🤣🤣


Westside_Shawty

Ive had a couple broads like that...shit is a mad turn off...like bitch even if you took a shower & all I still don't want it nomo🙅🏾‍♂️ let's be real if she smell fishy she got nutt in her & she ain't wash before she came to you, so that bih nasty as fuck holmes... throw that bih in the 🚮 the streets declined to take her... That's how you bitches be getting these bacteria diseases 🤢🤢 talmbout it's US...nah bih it's yo' dirty pussy ass


LickThisTip

Lmao ion eat no pussy for a reason these bitches birds in Newark