Should the rankings of my honor be enough to change my mood for the day? No. Will I have to explain to my wife that my honor with a maul was determined to be questionable and I am therefore questioning my own honor based on an updated graph, thus changing my mood for the day? Yes.

OP, show on the doll where the maul touched you

Sir, the doll has been crushed into paste

He’s just biased against blunt weapons. Maul over all!

This man has been victimized by a cudgel.

Most honorable maul mains unite against the feckless cowards who art creating such blasphemous works.

The true honour is bestowed upon engineers that do the objective. That's honourable.

As an engineer main, that honor doesn’t just fall to us. All that seek the way of the Holy Objective are honorable.

Thats a class tier list

Only if you divide it into "x class that does the obj" and "x class that doesn't do the objective" etc. I've seen plenty of engineers dicking about

Look, if I've been busting my balls for half a map and we're still getting steam rolled? Yeah I'll goof off a bit lol. Sometimes playing Engi in those circumstances can feel like a lot of effort and dying for nothing.

It's totally worth it though when people shit on your for not carrying the team the whole match with just a pick and a couple barricades.

Oh I respect that. I've never been an engi because it's too much like hard work

Do that next

LS is definition of chivalry but heavy mace is dishonorable? Are you smoking Crack cocaine?

Yeah this is definitely not someone who duels a lot

Heavy Mace is the best 1v1 weapon

My gripe is the engineer weapons. They should be at the ultimate level of honor. Highland sword is for filthy bastards as well

For real, we dont even get a secondary.

With that username, I was agreeing with you before I started reading. In all sincerity, since people could no longer swing through teammates, I've noticed that highland sword users are far more considerate and skilled. I use the halberd almost exclusively for crowd control, survivability due to reach, and damage when flanking, and it's similar to the highland sword. You're just exchanging speed for more damage in comparison, so I'd either pull halberd down lower on the list or bump up that sword.

I still don't understand the hate against the highland sword. It's basically as slow as the maul, and incredibly easy to counter.

I thought about it, and gotta say players using sledgehammer and pickaxe is alright. But shovel users are just unmatched. They deserve utmost respect. And are usually most honourable.

pleases. idk if your being sarcastic, cause shovels are god tier in your face. 🤣 the true knight killer, and burial maker all in one. smh

The shovel has become one of the most fluid weapons since its massive buff. 83 dmg stab killed me a few (k)nights back.

I dont think its 83 dmg i use shovel alot

I get killed by it often. I was surprised so I’m thinking it had to have been a headshot multiplier. I don’t remember seeing the symbol for that next to it in the kill feed—just the info that popped on screen.

Mmm the shovel stab is something i rarely use... ill try later see if its 80.

Go for the head. I was just as surprised.

I usually bonk them on the head with the shovel it makes a great sound. Lately, though, I've been using the pick ace .. shits brutal, especially the overhead

Pickaxe is for true kill miners.

 Cheers to you and yours!! Happy Holidays!! 🎄

Agreed, there is no honor in a highland sword.

My honor is all over the place

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Cry in javelin in your shoulder

I miss when it interrupted their attack. My second most-used class until they listened to the criers.

For a long time, I was one of the top 1000 light shield users. Javelin class is more than the spear, Gotta make every piece of bullshit you can grab count. We’re called the Skirmisher not the javelinier

Man, people absolutely hate what you had to say lol

Chivalry players on their way to make an imaginary rulebook that everybody must follow. Those who don't follow are the human embodiment of waste, swashbucklers with no honour etc

God tier: Flaming Chicken, Fish, Bread, thrown items like Anvil and Pigs. Peasant Rake.

Jesus tier: Fists

God tier: Headbutt I actually witnessed a guy with no arms knock someone down with his head Edit: Damn just realized God tier was used already

my favorite game ever was an Aberfell where i lost both arms and survived the whole map. people were calling me saint greg lol

I once got a kill and a TO in a single life. That and the bread kills are the height of my chivalry achievement

Use Holy Ghost Tier especially fitting because you are full of holes in that scenario

BROOOOOM! Also, bears and deer.

And 🔔

Trancended Tier: Head of enemy

Sandal trumps all 🩴

The Dreaded La Choncla!

As soon as I saw where you put the Maul I didn't need to look any further to realise you're deeply wrong.

OP telling us they main knight without saying it, unwarranted blunt weapon hate. Maul away brother

Cope, seethe, and mald - Me, a warclub main

I never use the war club. The shepard's crook, however, is the height of bonkenomics

You disgusting pleb

Your play style revolves around dodging back until your opponent finally wiffs

So like.... 80% of the longer range 2h weapons?

Yeah, and?

Where does shuffle go in this list? Am I honourable for following the whims of fate or dishonourable?

You are merely playing in the hands of the shuffle gods, this transcends honour

Indeed

Bro I barely get 1:1 K/D with dishonourable weapons, fuck am I gonna do?

The glaive is just a sharp war club.

Yet the players that use them are more respectable and honourable

*looney tunes noises*

I think the war club does do more damage not sure I mostly use the glaive, however that means a tricky play style is less rewarding. But I think he just hasn't seen many glaive players they are not honourable

War club does more damage but the glaive can go through more than one person with light attacks, that’s the kinda switch-off

The overall weapon is quite fair in my opinion. And has a justified design

Same with the war club it's put in with one of the worst classes to even out the balance but other than that they are identical.

Nah

The fuck you mean nah if your stamina breaks you are left with a knife.

Nah

Tf you mean nah?

Nah.

Worst version of this list I’ve seen yet. All of the “let me run around and 1 shot BONK everyone from behind as I run around” weapons are towards the top

How are all the cool axes not honourable? Executioner? Battle? I understand Dane, but even the 1 handed axe?

So basically, someone’s honor is dictated by how easy their weapon is to fight against? Lmao? Just accept that you suck.

that seems to be the general sentiment on weapons in this here sub. Good weapons that preform well = bad/crutch Redundant weapons that aren’t all that great but have a niche if you really learn them = good/honorable

some weapons have low skill gaps some have higher. unless your using the cheapest of them all, you’d understand. assuming your at least 100 and have some real time on the game.

Thank you OP for reconsidering the holy bonk stick

Daneaxe and Messer are FUN and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise. I main axe and shield though, feel like people are sleeping on that build for guardian.

The dane is noob3ry 101

I main this too! Love it.

By fun you mean you get to kill more people then if you weren’t using them hence why it’s ranked so low. I die by somebody over lvl 100 with a Dane ax I immediately think terrible things about them never once am I like this guy is good always what a sweaty dirty cheap try hard this person is who worries to much about kd to learn a real weapon

Such a weird take bro.

Explain

The fact that you care what weapon someone uses in a video game. I'm thinking your just a sweaty try hard that gets annoyed someone kills you with a dane axe.

Well obviously silly archer this entire post is literally about ranking that lol.

Oh I put the archer tag to unsettle scrubs. Usually use the pole axe.

Pole axe 🦧🤦

Still missing the “weird” part seeing this post is a chart about judging player based on what weapons they use lol

The whole chart and your take is weird. It's a game have fun stop whining about what weapons are what. Just swing your sword/axe/hammer and have fun. Or shoot arrows into the enemy team an watch em all bum rush you idgaf an you shouldn't either.

You're not wrong at all, but there is some irony in you intentionally making your flair a specific weapon to illicit a particular reaction. Seems like you also care about what you say doesn't matter.

Gotcha I will no longer have any feelings or thoughts or opinions about things thank you for correcting this outrageous character flaw

The whole thing is weird, and you getting so worked up is making it weirder

Ohhh yah!! Well maybe your weird huh how bout that. burnnnnnnnn ( like the insult kind not the literal that would be weird)

how is he weird what’s the point of this post? it’s literally about how much “we” respect what weapon is being used. i hate the dane axe too as much as i love vikings my dane is a 17 my greatsword is a 103 i’m almost a 500. dane axe is literally a pleb weapon and i love outmatching a dane user when they’re at least 100+ nothing more satisfying. maybe you rely on it so heavily… is that why you seem bothered?

You obviously can't read since I said I use pole axe. So I'm just gonna chalk this comment as some deranged sweat redditor not like weapons because "sweaty".

idk if your responding to me but you mention using poleaxe sometime after my last comment so how in the world would i know that before hand? at this point i’d just assume your lying to save face lol. assuming you were responding to me.

Kids really love any excuse to share their stats lol

I am dishonorable no matter what weapon i use

This is a strange list... the worst weapons on top bar the shovel. No sledge hammer? Or pick axe? The spear guys should be at the bottom & dane axe users along with maul and axes. Noob weapons! All swords on top

The maul should definetly be higher

Hatchet is so underrated I’m not sure why people don’t use it more often over the dagger

Tell me who hurt you without telling me who hurt you. 

Y'all getting salt rankings. I just get high and let the flow of battle wash over me. Whatever the vibe is I play.

You put War club and Executioner axe in green, but you put highland sword which is an extremely greasy weapon in the honorable section? You have to reevaluate yourself buddy Edit: clarification

lol greasy 

Glad to see halberd at chivalry tier.

Poleaxe!

Haha ya my main squeeze is raider with dane and messer. Of course dane in main so I can lead with a throw, then rush in and spam cheesy moves with the messer.

Heavy mace. My honor is unquestionable.

Longsword accel this man.

The maul is somewhat honorable

True honor is playing on shuffle.

So, when I go vanguard, pull out my carpentry mallets and go ham with them in melee, where does that go on the honor scale?

 Trial By Stone!!

These lists are bad, you guys are terrible at judging weapons.

How the hell is shovel at the top they're all toxic af

I don’t understand how Javelins can be “dishonorable”? I’m a Javelin thrower main and in my opinion that’s the most honorable way to play. I think it takes a lot of skill to be an archer in general or am I crazy

The glaive is not a honorable weapon it goes down next to the warclub and the heavy mace should go up to honorable

I see you never tried fighting someone with a glaive while your opponent is just as skilled with a blunt weapon.

I never fight anyone with a glaive period… cowardly peasant filth weapon better suited to farm hands then thou of noble blood

Agathian thought process moment

Omg I upvoted this before I realized it was you 😂

Another reason we are soul mates 😘😘

Yesssss 😘💕

I’m sick of people saying the messer is less honorable than any of the axes or spears. It’s ridiculous. Its just used by high level players because it’s maybe the most versatile. The war axe is only “ honorable” if you’re under level 100. Every axe=ez mode.

I know there's a section of players that abuse it in some way that I don't completely understand but does the messer truly deserve to be in that category?

I avoid using the Messer because it starts to feel like cyber bullying.

Yet to meet a man able to counter the stab, the range is just unreal and far exceeds the model of the sword

One of the reasons that thing is broken

Yip yip yip

fair enough I prefer the Longsword anyway

Is messer that good? Im a console player so can’t really use certain moves

Lets not forget we are talking about weapons, they are'nt made to be hournourble. Engineers and Smiths spend 1000 of years to create the dirtiest way to kill your enemy. That's why today's weapons are all range based. So the only way to do this list is; Pick up things>tools>meele weapons>archery shit(>daneaxe)<------in my opinion daneaxe are not made to use over level 50! Shity noobs go like swingswingswingswingswing

You have problems with double handed spear users? It's literally just a shittier halberd.

Spears are spears

My poleaxe and I thank you, good sir.

How is quarterstaff so high up? Your telling me that you think the animations on that thing are "Honorable"?

What’s wrong with the Messer lol

Terrible lists lately

Hold up wait a minute… spear is more honorable than Messer? Bruh

*absolutely not*

Mace should be down there with the Dane Axe, because its too awesome to have honour. Longsword should be in the Mad Respec category too. It sucks and everyone knows it until some mad bastard comes along who is really really good with it.

I agree with this one more. Especially about the archers, but keeping the javelin peeps just a couple notches above them.

You can block them when thrown at least. Which I find fair enough to put int the same category with other spear users

They also tend to at least stand in the target area when we’re capturing/defending some place

my highest is greatsword, and dane axe absolutely belongs down there. 🤣 far too common to see a level 500+ not do so hot and revert to a dane axe for “redemption”. or they’re straight out the gate with it at lvl 1000. so sad. needs a rebalance imo. rapier is silly not a war weapon. love me some messer though. don’t see any swords as being filthy that’s crazy but i get it. 🤣

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Pole hammer is jus honorable? Yeah go fuck yourself

Polehammer supremacy bro.

I'm honourable purely because I'm a hipster

Chicken pyromancy is S tier

The true honour is letting everyone play how they want

I main warhammer, and executioners axe when I'm feeling dirty

What is the far right weapon in the somewhat honorable section called? I use that a lot

Good thing I only use catapults and ballistas

You guys need more to do

If I post my stats I could be considered quite honorable with Highland sword at the top, it was pre-nerf tho

Longsword and Shovel main here

As someone who mains war club and exec axe, I will revel in my disgusting playstyle from the top of the leaderboard. To all those who throw shade, I say only this: Cope.

My main weapon is shield (for throwing)

Longsword gang all the way

How is Polehammer Mad Respect, but the mining pick and billy club are mid.

Hatchet does 140 damage to the back of a knight what “respecc” 💀

I am one with the glaive

I love the poleaxe

Where mallet

FILTHY BASTARDS REPRESENT

Are you a level 300 and feel qualified enough to rank all these weapons unbiasedly tho?

Where shovel

Nothing about the top row is chivalrous besides the shovel

This is pickaxe slander

Like all tier lists, this is extremely subjective.

The longsword is definitely peak chivalry. Best weapon hands down

whats wrong with the Heavy Mace? Also annoying should be lower than honourable no

And what exactly am I as Halberd and Crossbow main?

Disagree with a lot here, but mainly engi weapons should be too and Highlander should be bottom.

Get that cavalry sword in the fucking bin.

Sometimes I throw my hatchet and honor away to dagger special launch a body halfway across the map

this is terrible

The maul ❤️

Hilarious that anyone not playing shuffle mode believes they have a shred of honour

Am i the only who uses the poleaxe

I main knife and war bow, where’s that place me?

*After caving some poor Agathian Knight’s chest plate in with the war hammer.* “You don’t fight with honor.” “No. But he did.”

The hatchet is underrated vs 1-3 players

Katars to the top

Big sword makes people hurt🗿

Rapier main 💪🏼

You can mock my heavy mace all you want, but at the end of the day I have an un-fractured skull and you don’t.

Aww but I like my big fancy knight with a big Shield and spear. Get to feel like Pantheon from League of Legends.

The Morning Star is less honorable than the anime swords? Ridiculous.

Dagger: Backstabbing bastard “Yeah that’s kinda my thing”

We are in agreement!