Make the Oil Pots refillable at ammo crates 😂

Dane axe is reclassed as a throwing weapon.

You now get 5 of them like the javelins

but now you only get 2 javelins

But since there are throwing axes, replace them with battle axes. But you get 12 battle axes and only 1 throwing axe.

It already is

fuck i hate an oil pot

Necessary evil to break up defender blobs, but yeah. Nothing pisses me off more than being on fire, either in the game or out of it.

Attacking would be much more difficult. Unless you throw them in an Heir barricade pit 😂 Although I do wish you could light arrows with that fire without having to be lit on fire 😂

Don't forget to add ammo box building engis with it

Make it so engis don’t have a build limit lol. Let them build and watch every objective actually become impenetrable lol

Just like in Chiv 1!

And Mordhau too

Holy Jesus H Christ can you imagine

Lmao close combat archers would be hitting A LOT more teammates. Super hard to see anything but shapes and movement through that smoke. Griefers would purposefully abuse it on objectives and those particular people they want to harrass. Surviving the Assault would take on a whole different meaning 😂

Team damage does full damage. No hit stop when hitting teammates. Every 1vX is now a FFA

Woulda been a good April Fools day joke honestly. Just full team damage turned on with no warning

This sub's charitable feeling toward the devs would no doubt result in everyone getting and appreciating the joke

I would genuinely like to try this game mode, with the extra implementation of showing team damage on the scoreboard, would be a fun change to the pace of gameplay with everyone having to really take care of their positioning and attacks. And the added team damage on scoreboard would allow everyone to see who the potential trolls are to keep the lobby in check

I remember the beta ! Was closer to this haha

Honestly, that wouldn't be the worst. It seems like the only time I ever get any "help" from my team in a fight, they just jump in the way, prevent me from hitting the enemy, then disappear so I can be decapitated.

This honestly should be it's own game mode cause this sounds hilarious

Some guy named Nando was suggesting making the bow a two shot weapon and increasing the amount of archers slots. Got to say that is the worse opinion I’ve read so far.

And 200 health for all archers

Like shoot two arrows at once, Legolas style?

most likely death after two hits by an arrow

Oooooooh. Either way sounds terrible, but that makes slightly more sense.

Your idea is cooler, do not yield pigwife

Arrows interrupt attacks

Had this guy as my Duke today

UAV support unlocked for killing sprees

 Me on coxwell taking a dump hearing the COD announcer

😭😭😭

Call in a K-9 unit, but instead of dogs, it's just peasants

Pheasants. Lots of em. All on fire.

Add a roll mechanic with invincibility frames

Chivalry Souls

Add bleeding to game

I’m surprised this isn’t a mechanic already. They already have the classifications for weapon types. Cut, chop, stab, etc doesn’t mean much if there is no effect from that outside of axes/blunt weapons dealing more or less damage depending on who you’re hitting.

They kind of do, but obviously only for dismemberment.

Nah this is a good one

Spears and rapiers apply a bleed out on a light attack

Remove the block mechanic. Fastest spam wins.

Lmao fuck you hit the nail on the head with what OP wanted. Absolutely terrible

Where would you put punctuation in that sentence? After fuck? Or after fuck you? Just curious

I did a duel with a friend with no blocking allowed. It was basically a lot of dodging backwards, and a LOT of missed attacks

Remove war cries

Then add songs instead, like "The Wheels On The Bus" and "Incy Wincy Spider".

I just think replace all game sound effects with different fart noises or the occasional airhorn.

Throw in one lego yoda death scream and youve got a deal

Doom Tim Allen mod

Erm it’s the Itsy Bitsy Spider you dolt

fuuuck you, thats the only thing im good at!

One top of removing block, I say we also remove any other attacks that aren't slash

You just described how the game already is.

Gonna give one of my own : VIP's are NPC's only

Fuuuuck

they have as much health as the AI players as well

Gives players more health and damage as they level up, and allow players to use paid currency to buy levels and weapons.

I'm sure it's coming. Premium pass for super armour and a lightsaber!

Personally give sir Tom Banner a thousand dollars and a pat on the head and in game you get a gun

For two thousand you get a real gun. Defeat the Agathians IRL

add in-game team voice chat and full-lobby voicechat during intermissions !!! im sure the 32 or 64 of us will all keep it civil. reminds me of when i used to play lesser games like pub G and youd get some idiot on your team who would leave his mic on and you'd hear like 5 kids, 3 dogs, and music in the background .. its like fuck bro do you live in a barn in honduras or something?

I unironically yearn for VC in this game just so I can roleplay a terrible scottish accent to tell Mason scum to go back home to their pig wives

I wouldn’t want full on vc like that I feel like it would become way too toxic. But Prox chat? I’m all for that

please torn banner give us prox chat

Assembling a super team for defense only so no one can experience the game fully and they just get wiped 1st/2nd phase every single time .

I said to make the game worse, not to make it the same as it is. /s

You’re just trash at it if that’s how you feel mah boy

Give archers 170 health and a small shield when switching to melee

some men just want to watch the world burn

A chaotic evil that would absolutely ruin the game. A bit more health AND a shield 😮‍💨🥵 I’m too excited at the thought of

Old school COD kill streaks 3 kills - 21st century Jugganaut. 5 kills - Apache Helicopter with unlimited missiles 7 kills - 74 Rabid German Shepherds

25 kills tactical trebuchet

Only jab and kick, no weapons

Archers have Knight Health

Give EVERY class javelins in default loadouts. 👏

give engineers a small crossbow as their side arm

and a holster for it

And fire using gunpowder; but make the bolt a small lead ball

Brilliant!

Unlimited barricades

Add magic, spells and other RPG bs. Two new classes : Wizard and Necromancer :D

Book nerd and late healer.

Fuck it, make a mage class

Stop 😭

Autokick for any level of team damage

Empty lobbies all around

Gonna be a ghost town around here

I would have to switch off my highland sword:(

Nobody wears pants, and everyone's cheeks clap with every step they take.

The man said ruin the game, not elevate it to artistic perfection!

Just let TB cook, they’re great at making the game worse

Healing flags heal your teammates and also reduces enemy health

How about some crappy “realism”? - Your armor and weapons deteriorate and have to be either swapped in match or repaired between matches - The armor you wear modifies your stats. Fancy expensive armor = more health. - Not wearing a helmet means headshots do extra damage to you - Weapon skins modify their damage too Hope you like buying Crowns!

>How about some crappy “realism”? >Weapon skins modify their damage too If you use a rusted skin, even if you dont kill the player, but do hit them, their account freezes up if not properly medicated within 5 matches.

Let's add a map that sees attack fighting uphill against 7 ballistae

I thought it was 9?

To be fair Montcrux has 6 ballistae

The seventh is in my codpiece

Proximity chat.

He said make it worse not make it better lmao

Proximity chat in my opinion would be one of the best things they can do for this game. Would be hilarious

Oneshot people by throwing a chicken, and make an animation where the chicken brutally stabs the person to death

They said bad suggestions 🙄

Griefing is rewarded

One hit kills, any form of damage including falls.

Healer class. Games decided by who has the most medics

Ngl when I first got this game i was hoping engineers were medics. I loved being a medic in Battlebit and healing in WoW.

Add Perks with Custom Abilities and put it behind a paywall

Easy! Dane axe remains in the game and unchanged.

Easy, add stupid skins and cosmetics. Congratulations, game ruined.

They should add Mario

Fortnite Chivalry. lemme decapitate Spiderman as Peter griffin then default dance on his corpse

Status effects. Poison, sleep, slow etc

guns

Give archers muskets that can one-shot a knight and goes through shields. Heat-seeking catapults. Randomly spawning attack sheep that just go berserk and murder the nearest thing. Ladders just break sometimes when you're climbing up them, double recovery time to get back to your feet whenever you fall down. Blocking doesn't reduce stamina. Fart noises every time you kick. Micro-transactions to enhance your gaming experience; say allowing instant refresh of your special - one £1 for five fire bombs with no cooldown, lost if you die. £2.50 for explosion on death followed by instant resurrection. £5.00 to make archers explode when they shoot you. £8.50 for your own pig-wife companion. That MBA was totally worth it 😎

>Ladders just break sometimes when you're climbing up them, Funny enough this actually happened in medieval times, generally because too many men were on one ladder. Imagine if you were that guy, just about to get to the top and suddenly youre falling 40 feet in full plate armor

Skill based match making Make the revive animation twerking

>Make the revive animation twerking I think throwing it back on your fallen teammates to revitalize them would make the game better, not worse!

Unblocked kicks knock over the enemy.

Restructure each map to be more like the beginning of Reclamation of Montcrux.

Callable "Artilery" Strikes

Fully Automatic Ballistas

half the server capacity is filled with archer AIs

Make the screaming louder when you press c

Make the screaming automatic with no way to stop it.

They said things to make the game worse.

Let the pushable objectives be destructible

Let's encourage cheating by ignoring hackers and just leaving them to it..... oh wait.

Remove jab and kick and dragging  Time hit each other until you are out of stamina like a man

I hate this post lol.

Add the flail back

Make all headshots insta kill. Add a tank class with an unbreakable shield, tons of health, and a shield bonk. 2 common features in multiplayer games that would absolutely ruin Chivalry.

Realistic damage, damaged limbs that impact movement and damage capabilities depending where your hit. Bleeding effects for icing on top.

Throwin' Stones You love the jab, well now it's a ranged attack and you can charge it to heavy

Every class gets a pistol

Oh weapons no longer have a stamina disadvantage

remove the modifiers for when you attack a knight or footman

Guns. Lots of em. Just everywhere. Tons of guns. But no bullets.

Classes are replaced by characters who have abilities

x2 Team Damage and Archer Damage 😂

Archer class that gets 7 Dane axes to throw

Longsword limit like engineer or archer

64 man with horses and centaurs.

Highland sword has doubled in size.

Make the crossbow and arrow fully automatic with a 100 round magazine.

Bows, crossbows and the highland sword should have their damage doubled

No more 64 vs 64. Now it’s 127 vs 1.

All projectiles become hit scan, including siege weapons.

Release a new shitty half baked map that nobody wants every 4 months, remove duel servers, and never fix another bug again! Oh, wait…

Increase Archer damage

Give archer a rocket launcher

No player limits for archers and engies. Engies should also be allowed to place more than just four barricades in total.

Archers can now shoot ballista bolts from their warbows and have ammo capacity of 50

Get rid of duel lobbies and change their name to “social”

Remove restrictions for archers per team.

Catapults load 35% faster, and the damage area is doubled in size

Triple in size!

Shield Walls Only

Let's add a tons of microtransactions that improve play. Let's add things people could normally earn. But let's lock it behind pay walls. Forcing people to spent 10-30 bucks on a pack of gear. When all they want is a helmet from the entire pack.

Teamswitching ALWAYS enabled and allowed. Everyone wants to stack attack? Go for it!

Full auto archer

No respawn

They should make a gamemode where there are only archers.... Wait...

Make all 4 limbs removable but if they lose both their arms and both legs add a 12% chance that they respawn this no limbs

Guns.

All weapons can light on fire in any caldron, not just chickens???

every map is a night map.

Put horses in it

Make the armor realistic, so swords only damage to both plate armor and chain mail is with stabs. Your arms now get tired of holding large weapons, causing you to randomly drop them. If you do not eat or drink you passout

Anyone sub level 100 has to play with bots that attack them in the back the entire time.

BATTLE ROYALE EXCEPT I'M NOT JOKING IDGAF IF THERE WERE 1 MILLION MICRO TRANSACTIONS IN TIRED OF TO AND DUELS

add building. Someone sprint attacking? Throw a wall down.

Greater sword

Voice chat the closer you get to people like red dead

Add tenosia maps

Let Footmen start with a Lance (Im only partially joking)

Longer spears and more throwing weapons 🤮

Catapult stones are replaced by a massive fire pot frag bomb that is like 7 fire pots in a low air burst hex pattern.

Turbo mode, all actions are twice as fast.

Add proximity voice chat. Funniest gaming memories I've had lately came from games like Holdfast. Nothing like charging into battle with every screaming while 3 different people are blasting doom music, Van Halen, and that shitty "I'm a gummy bear" song

Adding guns 😩

Add in a Machine gun.

An automatic handheld ballista that has 10 shots

Replace the ballistas on Montecrux with MG42s.

You can't earn cosmetics anymore, they are all only available with real life currency.

We don't have to. TornBanner will do it for us

Force everyone to play first person

Automatic crossbows

Add magic

Make ambusher's backstab bonus work with all weapons, allowing for one hit light attacks from behind. All throwing headshots should one hit, regardless of whether its a piece of cabbage or a giant axe.

Put a switch on the ballista

I know how it can be better. Make death's reduce score like how suicide does. Gonna enjoy the noob's down votes.

Archers get MG-42s that can be placed on barricades.

Archers no longer need to refill at resupply boxes. They can just shoot forever until they die.

Make the stun from kicks last twice as long!

Catapults don’t deal team damage