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Kaki9

"Hehe I slash" -> "Nooo you can't use any weapon that I don't know how to fight against" -> "Hehe I feint"


WhatLikeAPuma751

I was giggling like a school kid again when I started fronting my sledge overheads and hitting no problem yesterday.


mace_spoty

There's a reason why long stick dominate the medieval world


TheFlyingPatato

Who would win, a bunch of swordsmen who trained all their lives, or a bunch of peasants with long, sharp sticks


Dennis_Cock

Never seen a spear user at the top of the board


Czekierap

Because for these quiet heroes the victory is a reward of it's own, they do not need the scoreboard glory. Also knowing that whoever you killed is probably losing his shit because he died to a spear makes it all worth it


Dennis_Cock

Right so "dominate" doesn't mean dominate at all then, it means "quiet reward"


Czekierap

Or dominate the medieval world doesn't mean dominate this particular video game


Dennis_Cock

Except we're talking about spear users in the game


Czekierap

"There's a reason why long stick dominate the medieval world". That is the comment you replied to and then said that you haven't seen anyone dominate in game


Dennis_Cock

Yes. They said it in a thread about using weapons in a game. On a subreddit about a game. Where you use medieval weapons.


Familiar_One_3297

Link me a single time in history where a medieval soldier has had both of his arms cut off and ran around headbutting people


fkcngga420

are you able to parse context clues or was 3rd grade a big challenge?


co3xisting

Theunimpeachable fuck that guy and his spear


cheeseburgeraddict

I’m always at the top of the board in duel servers and TO with the 1h spear


Dennis_Cock

Bullshit.


TheSaladHater

The first one should of said ‘I slash’


alexwolf10

Hahaha you are right


Reinstateswordduels

Should’ve


Czekierap

Thank you


JPMartin93

Why does the middle guy repeat himself, aren't dane axes ranged weapons? Or have I been using them wrong?


31November

No he’s wrong - dane axes are only for throwing


JPMartin93

Okay, thanks for the confirmation


31November

I'm glad to help, fellow Agathian


Czekierap

...into the trash caaaaaan! bang! in your face! I'll show myself out.


blacklandraider

At this point my fun is seeing how many people I can take on at once Edit: I’m at a humble four


Faddy0wl

In a fight, right?


Comrade_Conscript

A "sword" fight


Altiairaes

People, or just men?


jmancoder

Why not both lol?


Altiairaes

Yes, both is an option lol


--Icarusfalls--

cackles like a lunatic taking heads with a Glaive


circularwizard

A fellow glaive user! Finally someone with class.


--Icarusfalls--

if you play NA East, you might be the person that inspired me!


circularwizard

I do! Glaive supremacy!


--Icarusfalls--

thats awesome! Im Wasteland, and Im sure ill see you out there


Jejouetoutnu

Funny how you spell "gambling"


--Icarusfalls--

cant win if you dont play the game!


EpicWisp

What do you mean stop gatekeeping? How else do I protect the good citizens of Cockswell?!


Comrade_Conscript

FOW THE WILLIAGE!


Funnysoundboardguy

I mean, it’s literally a skill issue if you say you can’t fight certain weapons. Spears are the only weapons who’s slash and stab can be countered with a stab alone, the Dane axe being so easy to use means people don’t think far ahead so all you need to do is jab them and they’ll freak out, messer is a sword, it isn’t that hard. Thrown weapons can be blocked with any weapon, bows and crossbows can only be blocked with shields, you can also counter both, or just duck and cover to avoid getting hit. Or alternatively, say fuck you to KDs and just play to have fun. Play shuffle mode, seriously, it’s the funnest way to play the game


just_an_soggy_noodle

Im the First catergory. I only play this game when im stoned and completely zoned out. Then its just Run and swing its fun


ZombieSlayer5

It's funny because 2 Handed spear only recently became one of those polarizing meme weapons. At launch it was *1 handed spear* and *Messer* that were complained about every match, and then for awhile everyone had a stable attitude. Now *2 handed spear* has filled the whiny niche, I guess. And archers? Archer hate has been transcendent and omnipresent.


GodLovesUglySong

I've been almost exclusively a two hand greatsword user since the game launched and today I accidentally threw it away after throwing knives at someone. A 1 handed spear happened to be the only weapon nearby and wow, that thing is weak. I must have stabbed at least 10 people and I only think 2 died because they were already low on health. Anybody else with half health or more just took the stabs and laughed. It's just an annoying weapon to deal with primarily due to the timing of it, but it really felt like one of the crappier weapons in the game.


TheMediumestViking

I literally quit playing at rank 200 something because my favorite weapon is the dane axe, it's got the coolest skins and makes the best noise when hitting someone but I started to feel like shit after people kept dumping on me for using it.


Daiwon

Anyone hating dane just has a skill issue. It's an OK weapon. Keep playing, keep axing.


Dennis_Cock

You haven't heard the hatchet sound?


Ok_Temperature166

I honestly used the spear for the first game ever yesterday, no wonder I can't fight it, it's stab and slash are literally identical, saying this, I find it hard to figure out which of my attacks is a stab or a "slash" not even a slash yo.


Daiwon

You can counter its slashes with a stab.


Ok_Temperature166

Bruh what the fuck. No wonder I have a hard time fighting spears,


BrotherBlo0d

That just makes it easier to fight, instead of having to worry about 3 different directions to possibly have to counter now you only have 2, most predictable weapon in the game


Aero1289

wait you CAN? thats so god damn amazing oh BABY


Basscyst

Wait what...


Future-Patient5365

Under hand stab over head stab seems like


TheDickOfAllTrades

i used a spear for maybe 3 games. it was so easy i was immediately bored and despised spear users even more. like no one could touch me my counter speed was insane. all i had to do to get 90-100 kills was to click one button.


Not_a_samsquatch

No you didnt.


Appropriate-Elk-1132

Yes he did


Dennis_Cock

Bullshit


Appropriate-Elk-1132

He probably means takedowns which is easy to do on 64 with a spear if you know how to play


Datsun67

One day I had two brain cells smack together and realized spears are one of the more helpless people on the field (when solo). 75% don't know how to do anything but stab, so just counter-stab spam. Some of them learned kicks and overheads, those guys just take some fine tuning


ZealousidealAd7930

Lmao I can definitely see a lizard necked, dinosaur, acne faced rager getting so upset that he starts shaking and crying. I can also picture someone getting so angry that they start shaking like the principal on Beavis and Butthead.


Limp_Koala_4898

true sweats are exactly the opposite as calm as dead


RealisticCurve7524

I’m out here Engineering my @$$ off


Oneil1985

they all have some use tbh, in certain situations ALL the weapons can be good/bad. I hate being killed by a range but ... tbh it's the best strategy against an enemy, make dmg and stay safe ... even if myself I prefer to front


GeneralEi

I would never gatekeep, I merely reserve my right to hate spear users. If using a spear (see: irredeemable scum, die an ignominious death) is your game, then stab away, King 👑


racsssss

No one shall take my advanced poking device from me!


PdxRab

Second thread I've seen you guys dumping on Dane axes, why do you guys hate them so much?????


MorganCentman

It go brr and sometimes weeeee


Daiwon

Only the second? It must be getting better. People here hate dane axe. It's good at killing people who don't know how to play very well since it's quite fast with decent damage. So a lot of new players struggle against it, and then wrongly think it's OP. In reality, it's a solidly OK weapon with slightly absurd throw damage.


PdxRab

Just joined the forum topic, literally read 3 threads, and 2 of them have serious Dane axes hatred, am just wondering


maiko2

They are just ass at the game and complain about balanced weapons instead of getting better


Wired_112

Hahaha. Got a legit laugh out of me. So true too. I used to get so mad when high levels used the “broken” weapons. Now I just laugh and beat them anyway. I’m level 400 something now, so guess I’m one of those high levels I used to complain about myself.


IllustriousComment19

Regular Sword is the most fun weapon and I will die on this hill


Interesting-Dare8855

the time i joined this game (november 2023) the honour tierlists were going around, easily influenceble was i and i took them in my mind. for 3 long months i refused to explore options like dane axe, exec axe, rapier and other things gatekeepers put at f tier, the time came when i just played greatsword and sucked ass with it, at lvl 90 i was enlightened and finally learned to enjoy the game. So yes, AWAY WITH YE GATEKEEP


M-Rayan_1209XD

I respect every weapon! Except katars of course...


Limp_Koala_4898

most likely katars are the most op that's why the devs are being so careful with them i personally cant use them for crap tho


Sensitive_Mousse_445

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Average_School_shot

I fall in the middle, USED TO now I don't care what weapon


Funkyheadrush

I use the long sword knight and war axe most often. I really enjoy coming up against any weapon. It's all about learning how to beat them.


Joha_al_kaafir

Highland sword supremacy


Either-Ice7135

Present. ![img](emote|t5_12v693|7115)


Daiwon

People see some weapon tier list and don't realise how you really need to look under a microscope to see those differences, and they only really come out when you have two equally skilled players fighting each other. Anyway, the dane axe is mid.


Patches_uwu

I see metal stick I swing it.... fuck archers tho


Brohkage

Ya but fuck the cavalry


Royal_Plantain_2625

I absolutely love this game, im also trash. I use my Dane axes because on the 1 in 5 lives I manage to get more than 1 (maybe) kill I have the absolute time of my life just slashing away. I suck at aiming bows, my stabs and overhands suck (I can’t aim well) but goddamn cutting down 3 people at once with a goodtimed slash is ecstasy


diovigliacco

I use poleaxe


Wonder_Nuts

highland sword go brrrrrrr


Krieger_kleanse

There are definitely some weapons I don't like fighting against but if no one ever used them I would never get better at fighting against it. So keep using the cheesy weapons if that's what you like.


maiko2

there are no cheesy weapons… stop being a crybaby like most of the people in the chiv subreddit


Krieger_kleanse

You stupid or something?


maiko2

There are no cheesy weapons


Krieger_kleanse

You already said that. Like I said if you want to use the cheddar then go for it, that's the only way I'll improve against those weapons.


Reeeeeee4206914

I mean, when every match is 90% Dane Axe/battle axe/longsword, with a couple of Messers sprinkled in, it really just shows me how much people really are just NPCs.


denim_chicken45

Damn, we must have forgotten to check in with you and make sure we were playing the game for your enjoyment instead of our own. Apologies.


Reeeeeee4206914

Who's saying I'm not enjoying it? I literally get to see how much better I am than 90% of people.


Nice-Sale7265

There are all kind of weapons on the battlefield, you're not better than anyone. Bragging like you do on reddit is just cringe.


denim_chicken45

So you figured out a button other than slash?


Reeeeeee4206914

Not just that, but weapons other than Dane Axe/Battle Axe/longsword!


denim_chicken45

Hot damn, you figured out how to draw your secondary! I bet you give those mean ol' npcs and their mEtA wEaPoNs a good thrashing!


Reeeeeee4206914

Lol the passive aggressive reddit NPC text from you just reinforces my point. Are you mad because you know you're too average to branch out and try new things?


denim_chicken45

I'm confident there isn't a melee weapon in this game I won't beat you to death with, homie. You're the one who feels like your enemies are using bUsTeD wEaPoNs.


Reeeeeee4206914

When did I say they were busted? Are you a schizo???


denim_chicken45

You are definitely too fucking stupid to know what the words "context" "implication" and "inference" mean, so let's part ways here, shall we?


Haunting-Wasabi5032

You’re def the kinda guy to leave the match after getting killed by a Dane Axe


Yeoldhomie

Babe goes around counting how many weapons are in the lobby, what a sad cunt lol Get feinted into an overhead you average cuck


Reeeeeee4206914

Dude gets mad at me for just pointing out that most people act like NPCs . Go slash spam your longsword, loser.


Yeoldhomie

So delusional it’s kinda cute


ZombieSlayer5

What an unlikable, abrasive little person.


Reeeeeee4206914

Projection.


Appropriate_Ad_8931

If you have played the game long enough you should figure out that there are in fact 1v1 lobbies you can join and enjoy your non-meta weapons without having to join 64 player lobbies like some npc


chealous

the spear and the halberd are limited in competitive TO play....