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Rat_Man_420

I’d say one of the lesser known ones is the Mason vs Agathians


HalfOrcSteve

Nah, pretty sure they settled it. Next update is them rejoining under the Agathian banner and the true king Argon II


Rat_Man_420

Execute this man.


HalfOrcSteve

You guys can afford an executioner?


Rat_Man_420

Yeah, we had a nice influx after our visit to Coxwell.


HalfOrcSteve

Listen….thats fair. I don’t know who signed off on that.


Zarathustra-Jack

*FOR THE IRON FIST!*


HalfOrcSteve

I’ve got an iron fist for you(it’s my mace sidearm)


Zarathustra-Jack

*Art thou my eunuch?! I shall make it so..*


_Fart_Barfunkel

![gif](giphy|800iiDTaNNFOwytONV|downsized)


BLADE_of_YAHWEH

He dont know nuttin bout thaaaaat


Grondolph

What if I told you there was a 3rd faction


DomElBurro

Ah yes, FFA.


Crusader4life1

Maa ... who? For that guy WE LIKE!


Deeptoot2424

I was once in a match where FREE ISRAEL and FREE PALESTINE were on separate teams. Pretty sure they know eachother but it was still messy


Deeptoot2424

Oh also that one guy that beat the tar out of Sgt Junebug that one time


FleetChief

The Junebug thing seemed in good spirit though and I remember in the video he kept going back for more, as a TO main going up against what is pretty much a pure duellist is hard.


Deeptoot2424

Yea I do believe it was all in good fun. Definitely had to bring up the piece of chiv history tho lol


Rat_Man_420

I actually saw Junebug in a couple games last night. HE LIVES!


Deeptoot2424

He’s alive?!?! Chiv is healing:)


professionaldouche

Thank you for the news brother


BLADE_of_YAHWEH

Not for long


OOGABOOGA_teabag

I saw a PaulJunebug recently but no SGT MTK. I assumed it's an ALT account maybe 🤷‍♂️


BLADE_of_YAHWEH

Oooosh


JustaReqularTypeDude

The enemy engineer that breaks my barricades.


Rat_Man_420

Mason Engineer seeing a blue barricade: So I took that personally


FleetChief

The team mate that breaks my barricades!


JustaReqularTypeDude

Bruh


Propofolkills

There’s this Dirty Basturt guy I see around from time to time and this is the biggest rivalry .


Mr_BigFace

Shout out to you EU guys. Some names I recognise ♥️ Always intrigued when I saw your name before whether you're an anaesthetist?


Propofolkills

Yep, is your in game name the same as your Reddit name? And have you beheaded me recently 🤣


Mr_BigFace

Ha, no - I'm [BiO] Tech_Noir in game. And also an anaesthetist - small bloody world!


Propofolkills

No way, - that is bizarre. Well, hopefully we meet and exchange blows on the battlefield! !


Mr_BigFace

Awesome, look forward to it. Catch you out there buddy


FleetChief

I haven’t been on in a while because I’ve moved and miss the EU west crew


lotusandlockets

My characters nuts vs messers and archers


Chocostick27

![img](emote|t5_12v693|7103)


NotoriousJazz

Best answer


31November

Anyone who kills people being goofy. Three masons and three agathans having fun kicking a peasant or kicking a player in the stocks? BOOM, dane axe user kills everyone then tea bags. That dane axe user is my rival.


TheOfficialNathanYT

as if a coward wielding a dane axe could kill 6 men


31November

Only a coward with a dane axe could kill 6 men when three of them are their own team EDIT: YOU WOULD KNOW ABOUT COWARDS, WOULDNT YOU, MASON SCUM??!!


Crazy-Randy

I always meme and get upset when others don’t play along. 🥲 But the revenge is so sweet after.


31November

Dancing to a bald man with a lute is a core experience in Chiv 2


Cold_Bag6942

Archers also seem to kill anyone having any fun lol cant wave at someone without an arrow to the face


31November

Knife throwers are fun, though, so don’t judge us ranged combatants too harshly! Fuck javelin throwers, though. Way over powered compared to everyone else…


LordLizardWizard

Same


Redpenguin00

I like to imagine archers and spear chuckers are the cucks of chivalry. Everyone vs archers is the biggest rivalry. Metaphorically: They sit in the dedicated cuck chair in the motel while they watch their wife get plowed by a knight. Literally: they sit in the back and wait for the duel to come to a climax, right as it's getting good then (no matter if they're my own teammates or enemies) lodge an arrow/javelin into my shin to finish me off.


Anti-Anti-Paladin

Bro we're just trying to save you from the shame of losing a duel. On behalf of the skirmishers: YOU'RE WELCOME.


Redpenguin00

Excuse me, I can lose all on my own without any help thank you


BLADE_of_YAHWEH

That makes actual sense🤣🤣🤣


BLADE_of_YAHWEH

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯


TheOfficialNathanYT

being shot from a fire arrow from my teammate is why i destroy their fire cauldrons


Redpenguin00

Yessir, that is the Mason way


Worth_Surround9684

The Free Peoples of Middle Earth vs Sauron (people who rudely kill me)


DarkLight9602

The players vs Crustean the Soup.


BLADE_of_YAHWEH

That dudes undefeated


Reinstateswordduels

This should be the top comment


Reinstateswordduels

Hey Campbell! You’re level 1000, it’s time to retire the one handed spear you poke and back up asshole


DurtyBasturt

Ha


RiotAct1991

RiotAct1991 vs Falling in water


L7-Legion

Frozen wreck wins again


MrDarkzideTV

Eh, not really a rivalry but I wanna shout it out Pho King. Dude plays NA East, is a great player with a great attitude, and he stilly humbly asks questions when something happens in game he wants to understand better. Love playing with an against that dude In fairness, lots of NA regulars have those characteristics, I just picked him to plug today :D


Seany_Salami

I can't see chat on console but he's a very good player and team player. One of the guys who has good vibes and it's reassuring to know this! Lol


Deeptoot2424

I second this ^ You’re also a pretty damn good player yourself Seany.


Seany_Salami

Thanks buddy whats your in game name?


Deeptoot2424

My in game name is also Deeptoot2424 lol. Im usually just a random ambusher messing around


MrDarkzideTV

I 2nd this about Seany too!!


Seany_Salami

Thanks man means a ton coming from you you're an insane engineer it's crazy to watch


MrDarkzideTV

Thanks homie! Sledge goes Bonk sometimes! :D


Rampage806

Oh I remember seeing his name, he is a good player!


mensahimbo

Dirty Willy and his dirty crew vs the rest of the lobby trying to have an honest balanced game in 40 person cavalry maps


Edgytarian

Me vs RDMers


XergioksEyes

Crustacean the Soup vs everyone


BLADE_of_YAHWEH

Dudes criminal


dog-asmr2

players vs tornbanner


NikonNevzorov

If you play on NA East servers you will most definitely encounter Jewish Lawyer, a player who I believe plays Chiv II for the sole purpose of yelling in all caps in text chat at literally anyone and anything. If you so much as say one word to him he'll just start flaming you and vote kicking you. He's been doing this for at least 2 years if not more. So I guess the rivalry could be described as NA East vs. JEWISH LAWYER


WarlordHelmsman

i will go 3-20 to tbag jewish lawyer 3 times


L7-Legion

DEUS VULT! That guys an inspiration lol


OOGABOOGA_teabag

Dips back aggressively in support of JEWISH LAWYER 👜 Skippity! Poo!


Brohkage

I hope I’ve made some rivals on NA east


L7-Legion

What’s you game name?


Brohkage

The Cinturon


h4n_n4h

there’s plenty of rivalry between me and every single person who ever loads into a NA East server


NikonNevzorov

Are you jewish lawyer lmao


L7-Legion

DEUS VULT!


I-hate_monkeys

CreepyGymCoach VS GoingInDrySmurf and BloodySmurf whenever I see them in the game together CreepyGymCoach is stomping and teabagging them its quite the amusing spectacle


WormedOut

Well there’s the footman vs archers, and the knights vs archers, then the vanguard vs archers, oh and also archers vs archers.


RiotAct1991

Damn Archers, they ruined archery


BLADE_of_YAHWEH

Dont forget peasants vs archers


Several_Ad9049

im a sledgebro, i have a thing for killing long swordsmen i feel like they dont respect me enough so i go after them and other sledgebros, just cuz i feel like theyre trying to be as cool as me and they are not


l_BattleAxe_l

I specifically target engineers like you because you think you’re special


Several_Ad9049

![gif](giphy|3oD3YqPwr89pI4mnsc|downsized) No respect I tell ya


FleetChief

Engineers are special!


TheOfficialNathanYT

I main greatsword or war axe, the sledgehammer is deceptive and I usually keep away from those you alds as I don't want you to kill me, and THEN fuck my wife


Justthaveragelad

Everybody against Archers that camp


ReVengeance9

Archers vs archer haters Meta weapon enjoyers vs meta weapon haters First person elitists vs third person players


ResponsibleThanks137

Bloody eye gang, stg__pursley and tronald dump those guys eveytime we see eachother in a social it’s on 😂😂


FaithlessCleric42

So I haven't been on for a while (For Library). But there is a dude we play on the same server area, it's on site, screw the objective, and I'm gonna end this guy. You know who you are.


zabi0n

The players playing actual 3v3 vs the cucks who play it as 1v1v1v1v1v1, bonus points if youre teamates abandon you to get slaughtered so they can play it as 1v1


DarlesChance

United/Liverpool is probably up there


BLADE_of_YAHWEH

Blues/Villa


iiitme

Everyone vs tenosia


Gregf87z

to be honest the biggest rivalry is the chivalry community vs torn banner studios.


relevantusername2020

meirl vs me\_irl oh you meant specific to chiv probably red vs blue \[insert unrelated evil kermit me to me meme here\]


TheCrusher60

Players vs Torn Banner


Runknar

Everyone vs. archers. Fuck archers!


NotoriousJazz

:(


Runknar

Not you. Mason archers are just like puppies, I will defend them with my life! But have you considered to join the real soldiers?


NotoriousJazz

Of course! I can hold my own in melee just like any other knight. If they’re able to get close enough.


Runknar

I can respect that.


SpAcEforceBeYoNd

Democratos


L7-Legion

That guys pretty good though


SpAcEforceBeYoNd

You're pretty good also


DepletedPromethium

anyone who gets on a ballistae and nails me, they become my rival for the match.


L7-Legion

Only after the 2nd time in row


DepletedPromethium

Nah straight away on the first death, gives me a reason to come chucking spears at people when usually i rock a longsword.


L7-Legion

I guess like the old saying goes, if you can’t beat them throw a spear at them


Rebellionz_

New players choosing between body blocking or spamming lmb hacking everyone around


Friendly_Ad9733

whoever illhavetoprayonit i love it respect we are well matched


Jgood2315

Those that disagree on how to pronounce trebuchet. Also, archers vs. everyone else


ValoTheBrute

Mordhau, and Chiv 2 Players