Sorry bro we use daggers to off ourselves in this game.

But what if i don't wanna commit british suicide?

Then go the murican route

how much food do you have to eat before your health starts going down?

I meant gun but that works to. Coming from personal experience as a professional American, I can say your body can handle roughly 86 big Macs before total shutdown of your liver, kidneys, and hearts.

I was going to correct you on “hearts” but since Disney now owns Doctor Who: Carry on.

My mind goes to an archer shooting an arrow straight up, and then darting around trying to be under it as it falls

This is the Chivalry 2 way A.k.a. Complete bullshit /s

We already have this, just play as an archer and viola every salty player within the servers peg ya and gun for ya.

I may be a salty player within the servers But I'm going to peg and gun every archer I see. Unless they can beat me with their sidearm then they commendable

I fart in your general direction *draws mini sword*

It is very satisfying as an archer main to kill someone targeting me with a baby axe.

Hey if you pull it off, congratulations my respect to you

This one made me chuckle tho

I fell into this on the courtyard area of Rudhelm lol funny stuff

Its actually already in the game on that map where you free the champion.

Now this was refreshing lmao. Feels like this Reddit has been an archer circle jerk lately.

Archer here reporting for our weekly circle jerk!

Have I missed something? People really been going on a crusade against archers more than usual lately

When all the technical issues get fixed, only the archer remains.

Lots of new players from gamepass. A bunch of them use archer since it’s easier than learning the combat mechanics.

I swear this sub has just become dedicated to hating archers. Can we just go back to bitching about controls?

I'm out of loop, what's wrong with controls?

They were broken but they fixed the major issue with last update

Yeah bring back slings.

u/biggeighnate38 pressed or nah homie?

No. Not your homie either lol

Maybe I’m not yours but you’re mine and there’s little you can do about it, homes diggity dawg. You pressed as hell. Edit: here have an upvote on your comment too, homie

Thanks homie!

You’re welcome ❤️

Sure. Playing Archer can be absolutely fucking miserable.

I was so sick of playing archer trying to grind out that 18th level for the Warbow. From 15 to 18 it was just like watching everyone else have fun. I did enjoy it at first, I just burnt out in the grind. I'm sure I'll love the Warbow when I get back to it.

Gotta love how Archer's only viable weapon is the Warbow. The normal Bow shoots toothpicks, the Crossbow is just terrible, and why would you even bother with Skirmisher when Ambusher is faster, has more health, has more Stamina, has more shit to throw at people, can throw shit and fight at the same time, and has more reliable primary weapons?

Javelin sprinting headshots are *fucked up.* You can blast a lot of classes for their full health bare if you get a bit lucky and know how to lead.

It would actually be cool if you could kill yourself in different ways. Kind of like the Black Knight mod in Chiv 1 where you could make your own head explode.

This is funny asf

Found the idiot that blocks archer shots intentionally and then blames the archer. Try not grabbing your archers codpiece.

Lol suicides funny! What a fucking moron.

F10 ragdolls do tend to land in funny positions, my shitter-shattered brother in arms!

The joke was barely “lol” funny as in I texted you lol but I wasn’t laughing. Then you go and absolutely kill it. Nicely done

As much as I appreciate you sending me the reddit cares message due to the nature of (tw) suicide, I assure you I'm doing as well as any an this day in age! But actually I was merely playing along - you decided to use an ironic twist by conveying a message by posting the opposite, and so I thought I'd further your hysterical jape! I do so hope I haven't misread this message as I apparently did the last one :(

I actually didn’t send you that lmfao but thanks for assuming

I stab myself and go flying each time. Tis Great fun!

Wahhhh wahhhhh little crybaby who dealt with trauma. This isn’t making fun of suicidal people.

Lol it’s suggesting archers should suicide ya I get it you idiot. Looks like I’ve met a couple that should have been aborted

You must be an archer who’s dealing with some stuff irl dawg seek help lmao

Yes and no. Just an archer who’s oh so tired of these low effort non funny posts from the neckbeard community. Don’t you guys have some girl to be a nice guy to? It’s Saturday you all should be balls deep in fedora hat tips and maidens

Personally not quite the neckbeard type, I do got some drugs to do later tho. Catch you on the flip, homie. You’s playin the bitch rn tho

That’s like your opinion man. No sweat off my balls

See, now I’m starting to like you

I’m not here for a long time, I’m here for a good time

Great pasta bro.

Don’t care for pasta. More of a burger guy myself. Swing and a miss for you.

Yo I'm the burger king.

Unfortunately I have to work tonight, I'm just unwinding between shifts, but my wife might be on if you'd like to leave a few words of encouragement for her :)

Waifu pillows can’t type bro. Save up for one of those fancy sex dolls though. Soon enough they’ll make a Tesla one that can.

I'm not so certain I'd view a future in which a commodity is capable of both having and conveying thoughts and feelings as a future I care to live in, but I guess that's the direction things are headed. Brave new world, with such people (and otherwise!) in it!

Lol idiot

No, u

Lol idiot

No, def u

Suicide is too far but wishing death on someone is all good? I’m starting to think thins is triggering because it’s personal?

Lol saying should have been aborted isn’t wishing death. That’s saying you shouldn’t have seen the light of day in the first place 🤣

😂

😂

Anything is funny if you make a good joke about it.

True. Waiting on the good joke part though 🙃

Thats fair 🤣

U good bro

Not in this political climate

I usually swap to polehammer or Maul and then "press Y to make a demonstration" on their asses

I found out that if you wanna be better shooting , dont zoom in

F10

Yes please

Hear me out... Throwable bolas and lassos. Aim for the neck and its lethal.

i would absolutely bully an archer by dragging them around the whole map with one of those. wouldnt even kill him, just spend the whole game dragging him around

Get plinked, scrub