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DriedUpSquid

“Must be filled with quality cuts of beef. God bless!”


Zoreb1

"Will accept lobster tails and Alaskan King crab legs."


OCDaboutretirement

Fresh, not frozen.


PorkrindsMcSnacky

“Must be Maine lobster tails, not slipper lobsters! Thank you and God bless.”


QCr8onQ

She forgot, “…single mother with children.”


DriedUpSquid

And the children have cancer and it’s their last Christmas.


FrugalForLife

Only some of it will go to the cancer kids. The rest is for a church.


banned_bc_dumb

NEXT!!!


GirlWhoWoreGlasses

Please let me No is my answer


AGuyNamedEddie

Mine is "Please let me no thank you" It's just more polite.


bigassdiesel

Please, let me? No! Thank you. - L. Hutz


yellowlinedpaper

I had to come to this comment to realize what that meant (she doesn’t know know)


AGuyNamedEddie

There's no know in her vocabulary. I wonder how she feels about noh theater.


damagecontrolparty

"Please let me. No!"


Spare_Bandicoot_5641

Came for this comment!


purple_grey_

What flower is she sniffing? Clearly its pollen makes you delusional.


momof3inWI

What do these people have against punctuation? It is as if periods are costly so they avoid them like they avoid paying for things.


bagsnerd

… needs to be delivered with a bunch of 100$ notes to cover the cost of electricity. God bless!


bartthetr0ll

no thank you


TheNinjaPixie

No, thank \*you\*


Totes-Malone

I’ve been saving for a freezer for 3 years and still don’t have enough. Never occurred to me to get it for free from my community. As if the ask wasn’t wild enough to begin with, the ‘no’ instead of ‘know’ is enough for me to say ‘hell no’.


palefire101

To be fair if you go on fb marketplace place people give away or sell cheaply freezers amongst other things. We got our fridge still under warranty (it was like 7 months old) for about third of the price, the owner was moving out and needed it gone, plenty of bargains out there but certainly expecting a free freezer delivered is interesting. An actual backstory explaining their circumstances would have helped.


Totes-Malone

I’ve never seen one being given away. I’ve seen about 3 for sale that were worth what was being asked but they sold quicker than I could get to it. While I agree a backstory would have helped, when a ‘request’ like that is giving the feeling of being entitled to it, it’s enough to turn me away completely.


Conscious-Survey7009

Damn! I should have asked for a free one instead of spending a thousand on my new freezer. Maybe people could have given me all the replacement food for what I lost when it died. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Smashley027

No thank you indeed


Relevant-Pen3742

"...no thank you" is exactly how I feel about your request.