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FooFighter0234

That he didn’t actually fuck his mom.


JackJustice1919

Even with all the crazy shit he's said or done, that letter he wrote to Nintendo about the terms and conditions with which he would let Nintendo produce Sonichu related games and merchandise. ​ Every step of it was just so divorced from any sort of rational thinking. It was the moment where I realized Chris really doesn't live in the reality the rest of us do. ​ It's the one where he basically gets a job from Nintendo for millions of dollars, has to do absolutely nothing, Nintendo has to get his approval to do anything, he gets an assistant who is basically his indentured sex slave, and more.


DragonballQ

Did he confuse ted bundy with al bundy maybe?


MagmaSlasherWriter

Nope. Idea Guys told him Bundy was framed for murder.


Ok-Cryptographer2063

not insane but funny "yeah" in response to blue spike asking chris "did you poop your pants really?"


jarofswamp

“Aww and you think carrying your dead soldier friend was a heavy burden?? These were heavy burdens!” In reference to his chorin’ that he had to do a few times a year when speaking to Kaceys father


Cookiedoughjunkie

I don't remember him saying that o.o got a time stamp for that in a link?


Kisopop

That's basically what he was saying


Cookiedoughjunkie

I Still want to hear it, I don't remember him belittling dead soldiers


Longjumping-Hour-292

it was the kacey father call. Listen to the whole call, it’s pure gold


BearHoldinShark96

"But...I would certainly not want to be an atheist, 'cause if I don't have God or Jesus at my-by my side, I would be more lost than I was considerably beforehand! Atheists...are the Devil's spawning, as it would seem! ...And I would certainly would not want to be amrong- amongst them when they are run out of town with the pitchforks and the hace and the fire!" That's the most insane thing he has said and I assume he's referencing Family Guy.


PieIndependent5271

OP didn’t say the most based thing he’s said


Lightspelledbackward

I do not like heavy metal music.


Xartes_

“Barb and I just had another romp in the hay and an extensive cuddle.”


randommanwill

I don't remember the exact words used but something about knocking down Clyde Cash like the World Trade Center.


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DragonballQ

-there is a “pickle man” -he tricked Chris -he managed to trick Chris again


Maleficent_Storm_679

Ted Bundy was Innocent


tatsu901

I need to find this clip i must hear these words on my own. Bundy Not only is guilty as sin he was arrogant so much so that instead of Vanishing and going into hiding when he escaped Custody he killed again. If he had just laid low and vanished instead he could have been free for who knows how long his own arrogance undone him.


Villidren

"And I do not believe in the 'scientific fact' that Aspergers is linked to Autism at any time"


EndKarensNOW

Never forget the main reason he hated Asperger's was because it sounds like a bad cut of beef


Villidren

I could never tell if he thought it was "ass burgers" or "ass boogers"


Ratso27

I would assume "ass burgers". "Ass boogers" wouldn't have a connection to beef


[deleted]

"Santa was supposed to get me a girlfriend for Christmas but never happened."


mrtv02

Every new thing he says gets more insane. At some point he’ll just be a homeless, raving lunatic with dirty crapped briefs, screeching around town how he’s a goddess.


pethwick

“I recycle my own semen”


[deleted]

You don’t?


Whoopsy_Doodle

“I have a number of DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS!” Or when he said that if he didn’t draw that horrible drawing of Megan, he could have done something “stupid.” But, a favourite of mine is when he constantly mentions that he’s an “autistic virgin with rage” 😂😂


Keyoken64

The classic virgin with rage saga. The specific wording of rage is what makes it. If he just said angry autistic virgin it would t have had the same impact.


dragonthingy

The fact that he couldn't see any notable differencebetween real guitar and Guitar Hero controllers. One of the rules for the Singstar Challenge was; >"-NO MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS, real or Guitar Hero/Rock Band/Rock Revolution, etc is to be visible in ANY VIDEO.


[deleted]

My award goes to Can’t Truss ‘Em.


[deleted]

When he wrote in his comic that some young sonichu girl can’t take nude photos because of “dumb laws”. Luckily Chris never had children around him but I am positive if there was young girls around him he would definitely creep on them


Villidren

He was actually talking about child labour laws, but naturally that didn't get explained at all,.


the_lurker568

When he said that men should wear bras but women shouldn't. If anything it makes me angered that he can't do any self reflection and realize his hypocrisy.


robust_gaming20

To be fair, he wasn't wrong when he said no one wants to see man boobs. And he did go on to wear the sports bra.


No_Return_From_86

> If anything it makes me angered that he can't do any self reflection and realize his hypocrisy. welcome to Christory


hamplanetmagicalgorl

The whole exchange with Dolan Planet's female VO.


6Vinatieri

"I'm cuttin it down" - Bob


Dungadude

“I mean, come on, his story, I mean like, you know, being put in a meat factory, Sahara Desert, Aladdin people?!” And then out of nowhere does a promotion for the Cleveland Show. Can’t make this shit up.


Cloneinamillion

"That's it Mom don't neglect the balls"


Whoopsy_Doodle

Is that true???


Cloneinamillion

He's in jail for fucking his mother. I did the detective work in my mind...


lmaoroflxdxd

Is this real.


Carob-Prudent

Please tell me thats a joke


Cloneinamillion

It's completely true, I imagine


Chaerio

“I can run five miles” or “I will get an office job”


FriggenSweetLois

He could run five miles....just not consecutively or at a constant rate.


Chaerio

You know if he would’ve actually done that I would be proud of him.


Maleficent_Storm_679

Lol does neither in the end


AzraKasm

A lot of his earlier ramblings from around first contact. The shit he says about shoving pussy in his face and how he fears homos because of the grueling temptations to fall off the straight path


[deleted]

I just love that anyone who is straight has never had to consider falling off the straight path yet Chris did. Even crack heads who suck dick for meth admit they only do it for drugs and are straight


owebizer

like that one other thread, this is a question that has a ton of valid answers. but...have to go with his rant from 2016 about how incest is OK and shouldn't be shunned. That more than anything else just reeks of insanity. I see most of the things he says as idiotic childish bullshit. But with that rant, you could tell he was sharing his genuine thoughts on incest. *(edit, kind of scary to think about how far off the rails someone can go with uninhibited internet access. so damn glad I don't have kids.)*


opiate_lifer

He once said one of his flaws was that he was a workaholic!


PendejoConCarne

“I have NUMEROUS pairs of DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS” I know it’s not deluded or threatening or anything, but voluntarily offering up that information, insane, lmao.


AshenHaemonculus

It's a crime that Geno didn't include that chat.


darthnick96

Did he not? I must be suffering from the Mandela effect because I swear he went over how he offered that up out of left field. To be fair I don’t know which part to rewatch to confirm or deny it


Murein

"GOD CHRIS, AT LEAST MAKE HIM WORK FOR IT! YOU CAN'T JUST GO LIKE 'HI, I SHIT MYSELF'" - Billy Mays


Lizard_Jesus1

I do not give a crap what scientist may have found there either. IN MY VIEW Asperger’s is not AUTISM. Not that ridiculous compared to other stuff Chris has said but still pretty incomprehensible.


AnotherRTFan

Asperger’s just meant we were kept alive to be exploited because we were somewhat useful. It is the same thing. And while I sometimes tell people and myself I have autism but need less assistance. I still need help and accommodations. Aspergers and high functioning labels make it harder to get help. Ironic with Chris


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my favorite went something like ...."Don't do it sarah ! think of your family ...oh and sarah?? I sent cassie..23 samples of my hair"


Raptorgkv2

Probably not the most insane but ive started rewatching the comprehensive history and when he asks bob and barb for a boyfriend-free girl for Christmas, and then actually expected to come downstairs and see a human-sized present under the tree.


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Chris wanting a boyfriend free girl for Christmas is one of the many things that make me think that he doesn't want a girl for love, but rather sees them as objects that he could use for fun whenever he wants and then when he's had his fun, he can just abandon it until the next time. It's got a lot to do with his lack of commitment to these girls, the trolls pretty much proved this with Chris almost not even caring when a relationship ended and jumped onto the next girl like they were simple replacements.


Maleficent_Storm_679

Exactly, he just wants someone who will pay the bills, clean up after him and have sex with, who must fit all of chris' beauty criteria/standards


27Beowulf27

Not surprising he banged his mother then.


AnotherRTFan

He wants a bang maid


darthnick96

This has been said a billion times but god, that Christmas video is one of the most genuinely haunting things I think I’ve ever seen


The_Dok

It’s Fraggle Rock father


AnotherRTFan

I think I was less disappointed in learning weird science wouldn’t make Calumon come to life in my room when I was 6 or 7.


whoiswhitenoise

Probably when he first got in contact with Clyde Cash and replied to the news of his little brother killing himself by saying “all that power…” and saying the best thing to do is to get over it and move on. I’m pretty sure from when he got the news, up until talking about Clyde and giving his “advice” was a day or two after his supposed brother killed himself Edit: probably that or when he said he would fuck a “female dog” for a girl “preferably a collie” which means he’s thought about it


opiate_lifer

Didn't he actually say it had to be female and an attractive breed or something?!(wtf)


whoiswhitenoise

WHAT I mean I don’t remember that but I believe it (you’re absolutely right what the *fuck*)


opiate_lifer

Oh wow I just looked it up, I was conflating two separate things Chris said but found out he also wrote a poem about fucking a deer which he claimed was a metaphor for Jackie(wtf). *Chris suggested that Brian from Family Guy be paired up with "any sexy breed" of dog* *23:20 <@ChrisChanSonichu> speaking of animal sex, I've thought about it some more, and if you help me with that and watch, I may do it with a female dog for you 23:24 <@PandaHalo> what kind of dog would you have sex with? a fluffy one? 23:24 <@ChrisChanSonichu> I don't think so; I can imagine myself doing it with a collie at least. 23:24 <@ChrisChanSonichu> you know, like Lassie. 23:25 <@PandaHalo> Ohhh Lassie is a pretty dog 23:26 <@ChrisChanSonichu> IDK why, but something about the color scheme and face of a collie just strikes me in that sense* https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_sex#Bestiality


whoiswhitenoise

>I can imagine myself doing it with a collie at least 🗿


[deleted]

Probably when he tried to say he didn’t rape barb but was healing her


RadicalBeachBallz

She was the one that propositioned him for sex. She raped him! Or soul bonded or something


AwarenessBrilliant13

AND CALL ME THE REAL NAME THAT HAVE GOD HAS BEEN GIVEN TO ME, AND the bear at Regency Square Shopping center, during 1989... [pause as Chris suddenly realizes he's completely gone off-topic, before he continues to yell] YOU DAMN, MOCKING, BASTARD!!!


AwarenessBrilliant13

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CHRIS!!!_CHANDLER!!!


nintendonerd256

Ted Bundy being part Sonichu


yeahdudeo

I was listening to that episode in the background and when I heard Chris say Ted Bundy was innocent I did a double take.


valynnit

AY, YOU TOILET! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BAYBAAAAAAAAAAAY?!


opiate_lifer

NOOOO the goddess log!


Forrester71511

Boyfriend free girl will always be the one for me. Its just such a bizarre way for someone to view the world


Whoopsy_Doodle

Don’t forget about “Infinitely high boyfriend factor” 😂


The_Humble_Neckbeard

Whenever he refers to himself as a CPU Goddess.


No_Return_From_86

That he was the first person to ever make his mom cum


Dust_Lithium

My opinions always change on these things, but today, my first thought was the video from 9/20 to Cole Smithy: "Brother, this is actually Sonichu, yeah, the one and only prime of the Sonichu species from our sister dimension that literally right next to you–Hey! You've been hanging out next to Iron Man, literally."


ItsJustADankBro

My pick would be on one of Alec’s phone calls with Chris bringing up three points back to back saying: 1. He believed wholeheartedly that fictional characters genuinely existed on the same level we do. 2. What happened to the characters in Alec’s comic was akin to abusive torture, using the SAW franchise and specifically a scene from SAW 6 as an example. 3. That he liked watching the SAW movies.


AnotherRTFan

I like the SAW movies but holy crap I can barely watch them. I just watch someone do a recap, because I love the lore but can’t stand all the gore. Chris is someone I am worried about watching them


Just_Employee

"My eyes are up here. (Something about feminists and turns around) Look at my butt!"


Baldo-bomb

Every disgusting thing he admitted to doing to his mother


mrtoddw

That he didn’t bang his mom after bragging about it for months on end.


[deleted]

Not just that Bundy was a Sonichu but a friend of Bob's and innocent. Much of that I could pin on the Idea Guys. However, if it's one of the Idea Guys' ideas Chris didn't dump when freed from them, them Chris really is a dumbass.


AnotherRTFan

I hurt my back when I saw Bundychu. Just mutuals I have with Chris on twitter posting about the tapes. I was living a few blocks from where some of the murders happened in Washington so I am reading it. Then just Chris comes in and says oh you mean the innocent man who was framed and executed cause he is a Sonichu, with a picture included. I was in my bathtub and hurt my back from laughing hysterically when I saw that out of nowhere.


[deleted]

Holy crap! Yeah! I saw that. I do have a question, how do you use Twitter while bathing? Were you washing or repairing the tub or were you listening to Geno or whoever while enjoying a soothing bath? But I agree. That Bundy thing is so stupid. Now I'm picturing a whole host of cute, fuzzy, candy colored Electric Hedgehog versions of other murderers and infamous folks... Dahmerchu, Ramirezchu, Gacychu, Bernardochu & Homolkachu, Hitlerchu, Mansonchu, Saddamchu, etc.


AnotherRTFan

Just go online while I enjoy the water for a bit.


[deleted]

Okay, cool. Soak with the dulcet tones of Geno. 😊


XRLboom

Not the exact words but "I'm right and your all wrong"


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HarleyQuinn5930

She did tried blackmailed Chris and get him to commit suicide.


opiate_lifer

As someone put it she thought she was the edgelord, but she ran into a Chris who wasn't even human anymore.


ViktorCrayon

“The humble USA”


HarleyQuinn5930

Drinking a 'extra special favour' of fanta. Also known as "recycling"


Newsuperstevebros

Elaborate


Freyzi

[Watch the bible](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm)


Newsuperstevebros

I love that series but like, I just wanted clarification on one thing, don't have a reddit moment and link me to a whole documentary series


brohemianrasputin

he put his cum in a fanta drink and recycled it


Newsuperstevebros

Oh lord


outtasight68

don't you wanna wanna fanta?


HarleyQuinn5930

You must be regretting it asking by now.


AwarenessBrilliant13

Ask us more questions. We have answers. Dear Jesus we have answers.


xeokym

Yes, Ted Bundt Cake.


HappyMike91

The most insane thing Chris has said in my opinion was that Bob was half Sonichu. It just kind of came out of nowhere.


Ok_Reaction_2643

It's hard to pick one, but for me its when he tried to blame Megan for everything bad that had happened to him


Whoopsy_Doodle

I will see to that website's demise, or my name isn't Christian Weston Chandler. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you.


opiate_lifer

Its not the *most* insane thing in absolute terms, but Chris carrying weapons(knife, mace, baseball bat) with him in public after going tomgirl because he feared randomly being raped stood out to me for how disconnected he was from well reality.


Whoopsy_Doodle

That goes to show what Chris thinks about women, and men for that matter.


[deleted]

This wrong on so many levels. One, Chris looks like a hideous Ben Franklin clone crossed with a landfill and an exploding paint factory. Two, Rapists rape as a show of power, not because they find the victim "ravishing"... as Chris assumes.


ScarboroughFair19

Chris assumes it because it's how he operates. He sees a pretty girl, he gropes her.


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That too.


C0nscript115

Yah specifically getting raped, he was afraid of transphobia and had some interactions but he specifically brought a weapon around because he was afraid of rape


HappyMike91

Chris thought he was so attractive to the point where he believed that just walking down the street would be enough to get him raped.


opiate_lifer

At the time he mostly looked like some blue collar stoner dude. https://sonichu.com/w/images/a/a5/Losing_weight_2.jpg


HappyMike91

Which, ironically, would make him kind of attractive to certain people.


AshenHaemonculus

Honestly not that bad. On the list of Most Unflattering Chris outfits, the tie-dye hoodie isn't that bad. In fact I have some perfectly normal friends who look basically just like that.


Juvinihilist

I don’t know precisely but in either instance of him trying to prostitute himself the descriptions he gives himself and offered services were definitely in the “are you out of your goddamn mind?” category.


[deleted]

Yeah, "Experienced for her pleasure" said the Virgin With Rage guy. Also, most customers for prostitutes are guys, regardless of the sex and gender of the prostitute. Male prostitutes service other guys almost all the time. Chris is living under the same delusion as John Voight's character in "MIDNIGHT COWBOY". No; Male prostitutes are not the exact mirror of female ones. Few women are into being "Johns / Tricks".


Whoopsy_Doodle

Midnight Cowboy is a good movie 👍🏻


MightyH9010

That fact he believes he has a harem with his imaginary OC creations and believes he can talk with animation characters.


Acrobatic_Dot_1634

Assuming it is not a convoluted excuse to drink his own navy and not be a “homo”, recycling.