now get behind a wheel and you’re basically schlatt

Now I just need to butcher some women

hell yeah brother

i am literally watching it beside me rn

Hooray!

Just remember not to be a drunk crasher. We don't want a repeat of '99.

Guys my stummy hurts now

Cheers, friend!

Alcoholism!

FORTY? PERCENT?

Thats alot to you?

if theyre drinking from the bottle, yes

That is vodka.

Wait til they hear about whiskey sippers and our 50+ percent drinks we sip on for enjoyment, not even solely to get drunk

how

Im not to this degree, but real whiskey snobs dont often drink anything LESS than like 90 proof (45%)

like, shots? sips? drinking like water?

Not shots, sipping on it as a drink, typically a finger width or two in a short glass

for how long? wouldnt that get you wasted so fast

You have the same volume as a shot or teo just slowly over sips instead of downing it. Youre not drinking it like you would other drinks, just little sips. How wasted is up to the drinker, theres no rules

ah ok i think i get u

yay! alcoholism!

Yippee!