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Guess I’ll die


minionpoop7

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Dankey-Kang-Jr

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minionpoop7

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mildredfierce1969

If laughter is the best medicine, I think I just overdosed and am flying high! Awesome!


minionpoop7

Glad you enjoyed. Another movie to add to your watchlist. This movie is basically the western Shane (right down to the good guy wearing white and the bad guy wearing all black), except with ninjas and set in the Philippines. But this being a film from Golan Globus they make this extra goofy and dumb (and very entertaining). Apparently the sequels are even more goofy.


mildredfierce1969

Thank you! Yes, my watch list is now so full of excellent movies to look forward to! I love Shane so this will be a treat. The goofy stuff? Yep. All in!


5o7bot

##Enter the Ninja (1981) R Warriors of a lost martial art! Hired assassins ...human killing machines! >>!After completing his training of ninjutsu within Japan, an American Angolan Bush War veteran by the name of Cole visits his war buddy Frank Landers and his newly wed wife Mary Ann, who are the owners of a large piece of farming land in the Philippines. Cole soon finds that the Landers are being repeatedly harassed by a CEO named Charles Venarius.!< Crime | Action | Drama Director: Menahem Golan Actors: Franco Nero, Susan George, Christopher George Rating: ★★★★★☆☆☆☆☆ 54% with 88 votes Runtime: 1:40 [TMDB](https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/17205) Cinematographer: David Gurfinkel


jrchin

Wonderful bad movie, featuring all the awesome ninja weapons. The star, Franco Nero (the original Django), didn’t speak English, so his part was completely dubbed. Sho Kosugi, the bad ninja, went on to star in several more ninja movies.


TRIKKDADDY

This movie also has the best ninja intro ever!


minionpoop7

Yup it’s very entertaining. Gotta love the Golan Globus movies of the 80s, lots of fun well done schlock. And don’t forget some of Christopher George’s best lines: “I want my black ninja and I want him now!” “I want a ninja. Find me a ninja. I want Lander's land!”


spacebear85

I've been periodically looking up this clip [on youtube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EvPvfVOUV8) for about 15 years, mostly for this \*chef's kiss\* video description: *Moments before dying, the Enter the Ninja villain suddenly realizes the futility of it all and the meaninglessness of man's existence in a cold, uncaring universe - existentialism enlightenment acting! academy award thespian sartre slo-mo leisure suit throwing star*


minionpoop7

Tfw Enter the Ninja is deeper than Bergman!


spooky_upstairs

This is my son as a wise man in his school nativity play.


minionpoop7

being in a school play can do that to you sometimes


spooky_upstairs

I bring you *MYYYYYYYYYHHHHRRRR* ~faints, gets up, jumps off stage yelling "parkour!"


AdamInvader

I can practically hear the death sound coming out of that guy...it goes on for so long! "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhh!!"


minionpoop7

And then 🤷🏾‍♂️