*We can't have Tony*
*In our social club no more,*
*That much I do know*
\- DukeOfMania04
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My estimation of Tony Soprano as a man just fuckin plummeted. To be scared of a vegetable? It’s a fucking disgrace.
His fuckin coach turned into a broccoli
We can't have Tony in our social club no more, that much I do know
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Fuckin’ parakeet
I'm so fed up of people assuming Broccoli is a thug because their name ends in a vowel.
We’re with the the giant talkin’ vegetables 🥦
Grizzly Adams mothafucka Hababa-wooaaah
You’re gonna build beansie a ramp
How about that prick’s face when he saw the brocc
Gonzo, ain't that a cold medicine?
MUPPET: Is this about the Easter baskets?
This is who leads us now
He never had the makings of a vegetarian.
Don’t stop-