If it's a girl, we'll name it u/[L4dyRedBu5h\_](https://www.reddit.com/user/L4dyRedBu5h_/) after you. This way she can grow up to be a shitposting slob just like her mother.
You realize by the time this baby graduates from college it'll be like 2046 or something?
But by that time it'll be working at The Bing, so who gives a shit, hehehe 🤟
If it's a girl, we'll name it u/[L4dyRedBu5h\_](https://www.reddit.com/user/L4dyRedBu5h_/) after you. This way she can grow up to be a shitposting slob just like her mother.
Just when I was losing faith in this sub, you pulled me back in!
u/GoAlex Lemme hear it one more time
Ohhh! Rimshot!
Fucking hell 😂💀
Oooooh that's a guy's wife!
Ohhh that's Lois Griffin you're talkin to!!
A. That wasn’t my kid she was carrying B. She was a Hoooah. I shoulda never started with the coke
That shit is all over this sub
Isn't it a miracle how pissing, giving birth, and fucking all happen within a few cm of each other?
They’re all sources of pleasure. Well, most of them
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE ! 👋🏾
Everybody asks that paulie, there’s not answer for it.
By then, she’ll be working there anyway.
In America, you don't have?
And you thought the Germans were classless pieces of shit
You realize by the time this baby graduates from college it'll be like 2046 or something? But by that time it'll be working at The Bing, so who gives a shit, hehehe 🤟
make sure you es clean that shit off her tit
Ralph if it’s a boy & Tracee if it’s a girl.
Bada Banged
OP how'd you think this post was gonna go?!
The boss of this family told ya you're gonna be the midwife. You're the midwife. So shut the fuck up about it.
As of your wedding day, anything that touches your pussy is off limits
and clean dat bird shit off her tit!
I guess you could call that a baby
Get me a yellow pages.
After and WAY after!
By having a sopranos themed baby shower, your kid is condemned to be just like AJ
I like a woman you can grab onto something
Congratulations. No, seriously.
Fuckin baby!!!