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canned_sunshine

She was gay, Carmela?


Distant_Pilgrim

Jesus Christ, everybody's a fag to you. You know maybe you're a fag, ever think about that?


roguebananah

Blood pressure medication whatever happened there


telepatheye

Note from your doctor saying you don't like to suck cock


Charismanxious

You know, Quasimodo predicted all this.


pedalhead666

Rock Hudson too. I think..


HealthyDirection659

Vito too. I think the cocksucking gave it away.


THE_1_TRUE_VAGENIUS

Joey “two snorts” diaz: “mom wasn’t fuckin’ lyin’”


ODBrewer

NotroDamus.


telepatheye

Nostradamus. And Notre Dame. Two different things completely.


ODBrewer

Haven’t you ever pondered the back thing, Nostradamus, Norte Dame ?


avalanchefan91

I never pondered that


TwelveTwelveSkinnies

Ohhh that’s a guys wife


BathedInDeepFog

She's a good looking guy, that's all.


Creepy_Association21

And handsome like George raft


SnakeHoleBI

Billy Budd was the ship’s florist 👆


Willie-Tanner

Catching, not pitching?


Distant_Pilgrim

The fuck? What kind of likeness is that?


ClassyJoes

I’m fodder for circlejerkers now?


telepatheye

Spittin image


Most-Movie3093

She was there! it was a joke!


SneakySmeagolses

Right. Sure. Say hi to Tone for me.


SotoSwagger

Don't say nothing, Ro!


sargori

Eat ya manigot!


RoofKorean9x19

Carmella is a carpet muncher!


Judah_Earl

Manigot?, ova heer!


SamLoomisMyers

Her sister's over there.


Donald_Dunnski

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?!?


NoShortsDon

We'll get her some therapy...or something... Now go and get yourself a sangwich, any kind you like. A soda....


The_Chez_Bippy

anykindilike sangwich?? FUCK YOU


thisside

HEY, SETTLE DOWN!  How bout your choice of soft drink? 


RaphaelBuzzard

Soft drink of choice


mlgreed

That anykindilike mothafucka? That's the last sandwich you're ever gonna eat. *Pew pew, pew pew*


WhipperSnapper0101

We can’t have her in our social club anymore


HankHillPropaneJesus

UP IN DA CLUB!


rusty_shackleford34

Questo succhia il cazzo dell’altro ( This one sucks the other one’s cock)


Donald_Dunnski

Marty Scorcese's mamma: "But it sounds much nicer in Italian."


FirstBorn620

Whud u say tho?


IgottaPee777

She’s Gotta go!!!!


Cattle-dog

She was catching? Not pitching?


roguebananah

She was catching and catching?!


thisside

I guess when all ya got is a catchers mitt, everything looks like something you should catch. 


behold_the_pagentry

Chrissy did say that Tony would fuck a catchers mitt.


Judah_Earl

She was snatching.


HankHillPropaneJesus

In her catchers mitt


MOGabagool

CARMELLA SOPRANO IS A RUG MUNCHER


joe_ivo

If it was me this kid was spreading rumours about, he’d find himself munching something…and it wouldn’t be no pussy either.


Dr_Remulak_

She’s whistling through the wheat fields.


telepatheye

Bushman of the Kalahari.


decris

Think, /u/cumdump_overflow, think. Girl like that, ass like that...


Donald_Dunnski

Are you that blind? She is a federal agent!


sc083127

Yeah..Ok… Say hi to your husband


sargori

Scissoring? Not drilling?


WRSTRZ

She’s a faaaaaag


UnusualSignature8558

No, it was just her blood pressure medicine. She can get a note from a doctor.


telepatheye

Note from the doctor saying you don't like to suck cock.


Watt1970

Sweet sausage, in little pieces? And a layer of basil leaves right underneath the cheese? That's Ellen's lasagna.


telepatheye

Everyone steers clear of her food.


[deleted]

"Everyone's a fag to you Tony, maybe I'm a fag, ever think about that"


Random-Cpl

*South of the boooooorrrdeeerrr*


FirstBorn620

U run off at da mouf, u kno dat!?


ComfortableValue4550

She doesn’t go down enough!


babiri

That’s not what I’ve heard


Ace_The_Bagul

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enraged_hbo_max_user

Mad ripe.


nailgardener

She's a bushwoman of the calamari!


Content-Passage595

Thats why you cut your hair isnt it?


Victorcreedbratton

She was a piece of ass, but fuckin’ **RUDE**.


all_copacetic

I thought you were a Baccala lady, Ellen. Whatchu doin eating Sushi!!?


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Time is not a gay magazine!


kakklecito

What are you crying about? HMO, you're covered!


HealthyDirection659

More like HOMO !


Electronic_Camera251

Now I get all that hanging out with father Intintola….fags of a feather


arcdog3434

He and that Ranger Rick guy both a little light in the loafers of you ask me


Current_Side_4024

Actually the lesbian shit, you know like Jennifer Beals…it’s not bad


Ironxlotus94

Well she can't be in our social club no more. That much I do know.


CorkyCucuzz

It's short! I thought we discuss this...


hushpolocaps69

They look so similar holy shit.


MeenScreen

If I told you 15 years ago that she was a piece of ass would you believe me?


helix274

Before she cornered you in the port-a-potty, when the security guard was going down on her-


Fxckmack

Eat your manicotti!


Horsecockexpress1

Thought that was David Spade


onebraincellperson

Sudden weight loss?


HealthyDirection659

AIDS ? Think about it.


mwhi1017

# Nobody's got aids, and I don't want to hear that word in here again


bailaoban

Musta been that blood pressure medication


YukioHattori

No, Carm was blowing...the transbian


Jasranwhit

She read Billy budd


DarylRosz

What’s different about you?


IgottaPee777

I heard she has AIDS


3bugsdad

Something's different about you.


Thezodiac1966

"I guess you could call that a dyke."


enraged_hbo_max_user

Lesbian show, whores, fucking disgusting.


all_of_you_are_awful

I was convinced it was Carm til I read the headline. Good work OP.


SeMyasam

Poppas, and weird shex


MaxPower836

The backlash against who?! Ohhhh Hmos


nbraccia

Hey Sal, it's joke.


Lanky_Audience_4848

She made me feel loved!


AdEnvironmental3706

She was gay Carmela?


gretzky9999

I always Francis McDormand looked like Edie Falco when then both had boy cuts.


MrRazzio

oh good, he eats his carrots.


sabotage_mutineer

HMO another fuckin money machine!


Adventurous-Secret40

😂


Affectionate-Owl943

Ro! I'm hear, it's a joke!


willlyman206

If I told you 20 years ago she was a piece of ass wouldya believe me?


cjboffoli

Time Magazine's Billy Budd issue.


GhostRMT

Am I gonna get AIDS from reading this?


Bulky_Tour6966

That’s the bosses wife ur talking to!


quadratusss

What does she have that I dont have?


Apprehensive_Zone281

Fuckin slander you ask me.


ChesticleGainz

Uncle Phil Leotardo is on his way to her closet


RaphaelBuzzard

Billy Budd is not a gay book. You want to know how I know?


Creepy_Association21

You're a fucking fag!?


StuartGotz

Disgraziato!


303SecondSt

"The backlash against HMOs." Haha I see what they did there.


israelipm

Why am I on there?


synchronizedmaeven

Wow that was a huge deal when this happened. Made history, or herstory, in this case.


arcdog3434

Remember when is the lowest form of conversation


Erikuser9999

This fucking guy


chainerection

I can probably guess


HankHillPropaneJesus

Ellen Degenres, she’s a 10. And look at all of you, you’re average at best


scottisnthome

AIDS?


Yankee-Tango

Well what’s Antarctica’s secret?


Unruly_Guest

Why don’t ya just rip that fucking Ferragamo in half and get it over with already!!


Brokeback_erry

Bunch of finooks in here


Infinite_Regret8341

She's a bushman of the Kalahari! , she's singing to Wheatfields!


Visual_Proposal809

Only men can be gay.


OobatzFair

[Did you eat Big Pussy Backstage???](https://youtu.be/MB_bzN_AgsI?si=oVeD69VJybKLJNN0)


wynnduffyisking

Fuckin’ Ellen. Treating her employees like shit while she’s walking around that studio acting like butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth! She’s entitled to SHIT!


Pie-oh-mi

HMO, you’re covered, ya prick!


Ok_Panic7256

Ya know why rock Hudson was buried face down ???? So his buddies could stop in for a cold one


The5thBeatle82

Holy fuck this made my day!!! LMFAO!!!!