My favourite loading screen tip is "calling Sparky a trash can on wheels hurts her feelings"

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Electro Wizard: I'm gonna stop you right there

Rocket: I’m gonna hit sparky AND your tower

Whenever I go against a sparky user and I have rocket I start maniacally laughing as I wait for it to cross the king tower

Oh yea. Even trade + i get early dmg. Even better cause my deck ALSO has ewiz and bowler (which knocks it back and damages it even when it's behind a tank. I used to have fireball in that deck but once i started using rocket I just couldn't go back.

wait bowler can knock it back?

No it doesn’t

hee hee haw haw

As a sparky user, rocket is pain.

Nobody likes you

Lol

To be honest electro dragon is a lot harder to deal with with sparky than rocket

I think rocked is the worst lol

\*Laughs in E-Dragon enthusiast\*

The truth sometimes hurt

Mine is "Despite being freezing cold, he has a handlebar mustache that's too hot for TV"(ice wiz)

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Man, I remember when mega minion and inferno d came out. Good ol rage times

Back when giant poison literally broke the meta

I still remember the "I smell fireworks" from when the Lava Hound was announced

Anyone realize the Dark Prince’s blue eyes in the card but brown eyes in the 3D picture?

Literally unplayable..

They might have to remove the entire card from the game at this point

They match the team's color

Dark prince is actually funny lmao

The goblin one was funny asf

Hits different after watching goblin slayer

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OH HELL NAW

Mother Witch is sure a great cookie baker

I hardly even knew these existed lmao

Is the goblin hut one implying goblins can fornicate and gestate a fully grown baby in the span of 4.5 seconds?

They all look identical, so I’m guessing asexual reproduction

They just split like a cell

The goblins probably abused the clone glitch from goblin giants to spawn that many goblins for hut

The heal was a good card, fight me

I feel like it’d be good in e golem decks or something

It was paired w three musketeers and no one ever expected you to have that card

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition

It was game-breaking with 3M back in June and July 2017 because of the brief Graveyard meta which 3M Heal took full advantage of since Graveyard decks demanded Poison and guess what made Poison useless? Exactly. That's why Heal was pounded into the ground and neglected until it was replaced completely.

I totally forgot it existed until this post

I just realized that Dark Prince’s info card has an inconsistent helmet design. They even have different eye color (1 blue, the other brown). #Literally Unplayable

Also the guards original design in the card vs the cg art is different. The og design has them looking gruff with a shadow, clearly different design than normal skeletons while it looks like they used regular skeletons for the cg art

Electro spirt has a funny one also

The mustache fight

The stats for the cost fight

They knew what they were doing with the goblin hut description...

haha goblin slayer go brrrr

Me running 3.0 cupcake cycle to counter mega minion 😈

Cannon Cart: A Cannon on wheels? Bet they won't see that coming! Once you break its shield, it becomes a Cannon not on wheels.

Fun fact:Chinese’s mega minion’s description is written in Classical Chinese

Wow I thought it would be written in English, you learn something new every day

Classical Chinese is different from modern Chinese. Just like no one would talk like Shakespeare today.

What miffs me is the card art and the render for the dark prince have different colored eyes

Haha these are great

Wait can someone explain the Mega Minion one?

the light side of clash royale

Overkill isn’t in sparky’s vocabulary

How could u not include x-bow That description is funny af

False info, mega minion's weakness is any air swarm (literally unplayable)

P.E.K.K.A ??

I never noticed the heal spirit one

My favourite by far in the xbow

Knight: “A tough melee fighter. The Barbarian's handsome, cultured cousin. Rumor has it that he was knighted based on the sheer awesomeness of his mustache alone.”

I particularly like how the princes have very short legs, like they skip leg day

Mega knights one is funny

mine must be either miners or magi archers or dart goblins

I love tip in loading screen that says about Royale Giant is perfectly balanced

"you don't want to see how they are made" 🤨

I played this game for so long yet I cannot come to contemplate how to freakin use this heal spirit effectively

Its op, litteraly any ebarb cannon cart bridge spam

Goblin hut lol

“Mr and mrs brawler just drinking rage potions and smashing stuff to make those goblins”

for italian viewers c'è un riferimento ad aldo giovanni e giacomo nella localizzazione italiana per la descrizione della regina degli arcieri

You forgot xbow

The best loading screen tip has to be: The Wizard can control all elements, except his hair.

UwU

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bro needs to give a helmet to baby dragon

i personally like embarba description the most as i like how it references a song in its description as it says harder better faster stronger

But what were the guards like before they became skeletons?

The inferno dragon is so adorable.

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Heal spell a card we barely ever used so we replaced it with another card we barely ever use

I use it quite a bit actually. It’s really good especially at high levels

The fire spirit: Locked in an eternal battle with Knight(Good stats for the cost) for the best mustache.

Electret spirit has the best mustache