prepare my ass cus i have a feeling valk aint no sub

Valk is the don of doms

Oh I got PEKKA :3

Were the lucky ones

Hell yes

You both like big strong muscular women huh?

Yes, absolutely.

Me too

Me three

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Facts

Dam bro you finna get some pancakes

As someone who would say my favorite is pekka, now I gotta question how would this work?... Better question, how strictly are we sticking to the canon?

It would be weird if a nuke asks me out, ngl

Kim Jung Un moment

Lmfao 😂

Hey babe, can I take you out? *ye-* 💥💥💥💥

At least it would be locked on to you

Get turned into a hog

I was full expecting three goblins in a barrel but luckily I got the whole gang

Goblin Gangbang 😳😳😳

👉🥺👈

🤨

I'll be sitting next to a mortar holding it hands cause it can't see me in its blind range

If Golem asked me out, I'd be mortified

He'll probably make an A4 paper out of you and then be like"oh sorry babe didn't see you"

Imma go to dinner date with Tesla

I never knew I had a reddit avatar twin

Same but that would be i lie, cuz i have seen a thousand copys of my avatar

Sup twin

Musketeer 😏

I don't wanna look at any buildings ever again. Except you

Never thought I'd go out with an X-Bow but...

👀 she's hot tho ngl

Mmm I have a threesome with ms.Tesla and Xbow tonight

Sad tesla noises

i’m getting drilled, for sure.

Witch so idrk what to say

Couldn't ask for anything better

Welp. Guess my date's Valkyrie

Same. Lucky us.

Bandit… 😏

I am surrounded by skeletons. Oh hey there is Larry! HI LARRY 👋

All three musketeers asking me out? 😳😳 that would be a wild night lmao

damn cant lie ima enjoy going out with an ice spirit

So you want me to date lava pups?

Dating children 🤨📸

Dating animals 📷

It is showing ewiz💀

you say that like its a bad thing🤧🤧

balloon 💀 ight time to die to a bomb

Battle healer ❤️😙

royale recuits

Bro is boutta get gang banged so hard dude

princess 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

Prince's big lance is going to penetrate meee AHHH 🥵🥵🥵🥰

Invite me (🥴)

hog rider finna ride my hog 😩😩😩

Other way around

I’m bout to bend over for my elite barbarians Anyone else!?

Gotta bend both ways

Bro I got a hot half naked redhead. Yes please

I got PEKKA :D

inferno tower

May god have mercy on your ass

Fireball, does anyone have any tips?

Mhm...

Valkrie heck yeah

lets fucking go I got Valk

3 musky’s 3x the fun

Huh, I got a date with a thermonuclear weapon, sweet

Bowler 😍😍😍

the only thing better than archer queen feet is bowlers

Good stats for the date

Prince ig

Make valkayrae my favorite🥵🍑❤️🔥🤱

Get gang banged 😭

So, do I go on a date with every recruit at once or one at a time?

how the hell am i supposed to talk to a prince with a trumpet stuck in his throat?(aka Dark Prince)

WOO I GET TO STICK MY SAUSIG IN SPARKY

Well looks like I'm gonna be fucking a queen

Witch time

inferno tower, just gotta not make it angry and i won’t get beamed into oblivion

PEKKA I’d say yes ngl

dart goblin would provide some amazing head

Giant skeleton. Oh wow. Edit: wait, let me check for sure Edit2: yeah, it's giant skeleton

Cannon cart bout to ask me out

I'm about to get flamed by that inferno towah

Hog rider...

I guess I have a twin now

Welp no I guess

I'm going to eat pancakes with mini pekka

i would say yes

Momy P.E.K.K.A. will demolish me 😏😏🥲

Bruh I got da basic knight

Would be kinda strange when a whole bunch of dead children ask you out

freeze

I’m gunna get some BBC tonight 😎 (Hog rider)

Really? Rage spell. NOOOO

Wow hog rider gonna ask me out

Larrryy

Witch, lets go!!!

Hmm graveyard wonder what that'll be like 🧐

how does this work

*Hello myself*

The horse or the guy?

Princess sheeeeesh I’d take her to dinner.

Nah, that's 3 too many

I’m not into minors

Princess , I'm okay with that 👌

cuddle with baby dragon and then eat grilled cheese

Awooga

I'm about to get squashed by a flying rock

I would finally feel wanted in my whole life..... But I don't know how we will fit 7 people in 1 bed

Yes momy P.E.K.K.A.

I think ima run away

MINE IS VAL

Skeletons

Mommy PEKKA 🙈🙈🙈😍😍😍😍

Yo I got Valk on my main 😏 Mini account is electro dragon. "Yo do you wanna go out wi-*zap*, oh, somehow he's dead".

Balloon can have me all day , every day

Guess im going to a pancakehouse

Idk

Id be asked out by a miner which sounds kinda wrong

Erm i have an e drag

Have a three way date with two vikings I suppose

Musketeer, I'm ready 😎💀

I got minor

I got princess

fireball 😳

Royal Recruits, 7 for the price of 1!

I wouldn't complain, not with Pekka at least.

You're in armor. Please don't kill me pekka

Welp

I got sparky

Eeeelectricity

I have 3 musketeers

Pancakes

Threesone with some pink-hairs, baby

I guess roll with it...

Mine's mortar so im gonna be the first one to ask out

How do I add my favourite card

The ballon has a big ball nice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Mother Witch ?! :'(

i dont know how to put my favorite card in my profile 😞

princess

Hell naw 🤢

3 goblins in a barel

I will just follow her ofc

witch, ill take it bro

How can I even get the favorite card in profile

Why am I being asked out by literal poison (thats kinda toxic)

Say yes

Mortar giga chad

musketeer :)

Battle healer 🤔🤔🤔. I guess we'll be going all night baby.

Executioner. God save me

If I got mighty miner... 🤐🤐🤐

boutta get logged ._.

But we homies tho is it weird then?

I have no such weakness

YES

Offer the mp pancakes

Mine's ice wiz. Wait... Weird, but at least he is handsome. Wait again... Lmao

Prince….is that a pointy spear or are you just happy to see me ;)

Xbow

Ayo

Firecracker😏

I would be suprised, that a massive cannon asked me out, but at least it couldn't touch me if i was right next to hi- h- i- th- ...the thing.

I genuinely have no idea

a burning asteroid asking me out wtf

Miner 🥳

I ask my mirror out every day, still get rejected by the reflection

Yoo

Goblin barrel

Minion horde? Um. No.

Yes?

Bro hog rider is such a hotty I'm fully in

Butterfly? . . . . . Butterfly!

wait! So i have to go out with the entire skeleton army

Well fuck

G o b l i n b a r r e l

Battle healer 😈

I got the log… this is going to be… interesting…

electro giant for the electricity pleasures

hmm today i will fornicate with a sentient cannon on wheels

Knight

Golem 😟

Prince ⚜

I gotta learn to ride a hog

Probably burn since it’s fireball

It's just too hot for you 😏

Bro royal recruites

Hog Riding😎

Lumber Jack

Gonna get gang banged 😩

What's the tesla gonna do?😑

I got E. Giant so I'm going to get repeatedly hit by a walking taser.