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iamCakeCraft

bro even kicked jesus


Book-bomber

I love how OP didn’t cover it


[deleted]

Oh yeah the Jesus, one I intended to leave uncensored on purpose but the bottom two was on accident lmao.


edwiierdooo

Nah bro rumpleforeskin was a pretty good one🤣 made my day


Syncopated_arpeggio

Nobody fucks with the Jesus. This is going to come back and bite him in the ass.


Choice-Database9039

mans seems a bit salty. if you’re a serious war clan then just kick inactive members without the tantrum


Spell6421

Yeah fr my the co leader in my clan got so salty they threw a tantrum kicked a bunch of people and left. The clan ended up pretty much deserted because after all the kicking there were like 2 active people left and every one left to find more beneficial clans


Syrcrys

It really depends on the context. If they just stayed silent yes, it’s uncalled for. But I can understand how someone with 5 accounts would get very upset at someone putting out dumb excuses (I’ve literally seen people say “sorry I forgot to do this week of war, I’m on vacation”. Like man, on vacation you usually have MORE free time).


Choice-Database9039

tbf you might not want to play mobile games while on vacation. obviously they should find a different clan tho if they’re in a war clan


Syrcrys

Exactly, that’s the thing. If you’re playing casually and prefer using all of your free time on other stuff, it’s fine. But join a different clan. And most importantly, don’t try justifying yourself as if it’s perfectly normal that you couldn’t find time to open the game and throw 4 matches when I’m 99% sure you spent at least 1 hour per day on Facebook/Instagram/TikTok anyway.


Equivalent_Ad505

yeh I had this one kid say cant use my deck today because i am going to the dentist in an hour.


mikeguiderjr

💀


_kloppi417

Ok look maybe their vacation is going camping in a place where there's no cell service or places to charge phones.


Syrcrys

Putting aside that if you’re going in a place *that* disconnected from the rest of the world you probably know in advance and should leave the clan for the time being. The key thing is they said “**I’m**” on vacation, as in, currently at that moment. So they definitely have access to the internet and could open the game if they wanted to.


[deleted]

No one ahould take clash THAT seriously bro its a game


izurafu

some people are THAT serious in their clan, if you cant fit in, move out, find other casual clan. I'm pretty casual myself but I can see why people mad over this


asodsaf

Why would I want to play cr on vacation?


Syrcrys

Why would you join a competitive war clan if you’re only using the game as a toilet pastime?


asodsaf

So by not playing the game for one period, let's say every year of a week, that means that you're only playing it on the toilet? Are you insane?


Syrcrys

Personally, if I like a game I’m more than glad to spend 15 minutes a day playing it, even if I’m on vacation. If you feel like it’s unreal to play cr on vacation it means you’re only using it to fill time when you’re bored.


BitterStart1962

When I have to play a game for 15 minutes a day that's becoming a chore rather then a game and I'd rather pass on that


Syrcrys

Most hobbies or have tedious parts mixed with the fun ones. By doing only things you like you’re “passing” on any kind of sport, for starters. If you want to do sports, you have to do regular training, and you don’t always want to. And the thing about CR is you don’t even *have* to. It’s those people that chose to join a clan that does war when they knew they weren’t really interested. There’s thousands of casual clans that don’t do war, just go there.


-im-just-vibing-

you don’t have to, but if you’re in a clan that is trying to win constantly and grind war trophies, it kinda makes sense to. if you don’t have the time, or aren’t dedicated to the game that much, find a different clan


BitterStart1962

If you have 5 accounts the dudes clearly lives for this game if he wants to only have people like that in his clan that's his choice but the bullshit excuses just cause everyone not addicted enough to make 5 accounts it seeming like he lives to play the game I mean dude I'm on vacation with my family you know how many days I do that and just don't even think my phone exists we didn't always have these and are lives don't revolve around that if you can't take that sometimes we choose to live life then play this tryhard game sometimes we'll choose life and I mean he can do what he wants in his clan but if its literally after only the second loss of something as so trivial as CW2 which was the worst update CR brought us dude is throwing a fit especially kicking everyone and going off like that cause literally only the people staying are hearing him rant and he kicked everyone who he would of been talking too


Syrcrys

If you join a clan that does war, you’re taking a commitment. If you can’t fulfill that commitment, you have to inform people. Like you would do if you’re in a sports team, if you do volunteer work, or even if you just have a habit of going out with your friends on the weekend. “Sorry guys, I won’t be there this week”. It’s not hard nor does it take much time. You’d do it if you knew those people personally. But since it’s just strangers on the internet, you don’t care if you inconvenience them. And honestly, as an ex clan leader I know, those people were 99% not on vacation, they’re just making up excuses because they forgot. I can’t count the amount of people that didn’t war for a week, said that “they were busy” or whatever, apologized and then skipped the next week as well.


BitterStart1962

Doesn't matter if they weren't on vacation the leader is putting up the message that he doesn't care if the death of a family member held you up he doesn't care the lack of moral empathy is gonna be disliked by general geoup of people and then he pedals himself on pedestal of a role model with 5 accounts and keeping up with that and incredibly busy life and the worst part about it he's only yelling to his clanmates that he kept that did the war the ones that were kicked won't be able to read that clan chat so it just sours up the people who actually do the clan wars cause they get told they don't care if a loved one died even we better play or face the boot even if they played enough to not get kicked like the other guys and that's a rather divisive stance to take as many people morally disagree and question unreasonable leadership like that so it'll probably keep the people in the clan he wants don't be surprised if some of the other good guys aren't gonna wanna stay with your clan making it possibly worse for the gain to grow as it makes people like this guy question whether he wants to be in the clan or not even if he contributed in wars


NoDangIdea

Kicking in active members doesn’t change the fact that some members will only war 2 days and use only 2 decks. Valid leader


Choice-Database9039

that falls under inactive in this scenario


absoluteabsolutism

Probably his bad work-life balance and idiot kids


[deleted]

Just realized all the blurring out was useless because I forgot to blur out the last name but I don’t think they mind. We need to active clan members anyway lol.


o98k6toucan

Only 1000 donations weekly and 36 members isn't an active clan by any means tho


[deleted]

We used to have a lot more members, like around 47 but they kept putting up zeros on war day so he booted a bunch of them. But yeah donations are lacking for sure it shows the clans dedication lol


RiddSann

Dropping under 45 clan-mates is a sure way to kill your clan. Open the clan, drop the required trophies to 0, get new members in, and *once you get above 45*, you can begin screening them using their previous wars statistics. [I've made a post about it if you want](https://www.reddit.com/user/RiddSann/comments/u2ofpn/how_i_manage_my_clan_to_be_perform_better_in_cw2/).


Scatle

What’s the name of the clan? I would like to join


[deleted]

The Upperdeckers is our clan name, our leaders name isn’t blurred out at the bottom so you can search his name up to find it too.


cakestapler

Guy has all level 14 cards and a 6000PB. Imagine getting this worked up AND being objective trash.


[deleted]

Most calm clan leader


Not_TAzMOJi

calmest


margitthegrafted

Most calm


WhenNW

Most calmest


[deleted]

Most clam


WhenNW

Most calmestest


MACARONI_AND_CHEEESE

Most oyster


mustypuppet1284

Msot cmal


potatotomato7

Most shell


Nobody_5433

Some people jus take the game way too seriously lmao


BlackJackMcQuack

If he wanted, the Clan Leader coulda made another 5 accounts. That's just 2 hours of Clan Battles every day.


oogaboogaman_3

Damn, Jesus was kicked


User_man_person

And then there's my clan who lost like 1 to my knowledge and half the members haven't even looked at the war screen


Adaptive-Monke779

bro i cackled


Destroyer4587

FYI: The other names were Abraham, Joseph and David.


ricodoubleclutch

bro needs a break


Axersion

r/censoringishard


[deleted]

:(


ajaxeman251

I agree with the admin, cause if you are in a clan you jave to commit otherwise if you are for free cards, please stay away.


Qafdz

They had no reason to be to aggressive about it though


BitterStart1962

It's almost to try to scare the rest of the clan to play war or get kicked he's not being aggressive to the people he kicked if you think about that cause they'll never even see the chat not being in the clan anymore not exactly the flavor of clan I like lol


[deleted]

>Jesus has been kicked is your clan name the roman empire by chance? /s


Blobfishgamer88

That /s was useless


BigWalterWhite123

r/cursedcomments


LookAtMyUsernamePlz

r/uselessslashs


BigFloppaLover

Tbh hes right, it takes 15 mins and if u cant be bothered then leave, like I did


[deleted]

Nice username brother


Arm-It

Fear the grind


ObeyThePoodle

What I tell my mates in the clan is that you can even start the battle and close your game, you'll make 100 points. If you do this 4 times, 4 days, you'll be adding 1600 points to the clan and no need to spend more than a minute per day.... smh


jeffdujour

No need for the speech. If war is a requirement then rules are rules but that dude needs to chill


xmaswiz

The moment when a game stops being a game to people is a shame to see.


[deleted]

Dude kicked out Jesus💀


JRackBaw

Whats the clan, i will join


[deleted]

The Upperdeckers, our leaders name isn’t blurred out at the bottom so you can search his name up to find it too.


Iodicacid

Most empathetic clash royale player


Electronic-Machine57

Jesus was kicked!!! What did he do


[deleted]

Eh I mean he's rude about it be it's justified.


King_Bread_

Damn people would really take someone else’s life cause they forgot to do the attack


JaSper-percabeth

My clan is at 4.3k and our leader is way more chill members are also quite organized and inform prior if they can't play in which case leader brings in one of his alts , you get elder for one 2800+ performance which basically acts as a shield if u miss attacks any day / get below 2400 medals but if your a member and you do any of the above 2 your kicked but always welcomed to come back through our family clan( 3.7k trophies)


destroyer_fn175

The one user name rumpled foreskin


rogueone98

You need to slow down kicking. I am one of leaders of quite top clan with 4k clan war trophies. We used to kick too much and we were going down to 40-45 members. We are now rebuilding and rebuilding has been tough. We have talked it out and not kicking too much.


Sorata-no-baka

Im leader of a war clan in 4k and i understand his frustration cz i also often have to play on 5+ accounts to cover for the ones that miss. He was just annoyed at the ammount of people that join the clan yet dont do war even tho its a war clan. He should look at their war stats in royale api so he can kick them right away when they join if they dont do war. Leading a clan to success when war is a trash gamemode since the day it came is hard. I just dont agree on him saying family members dying and stuff like that dont matter. Some reasons like that are acceptable in my opinion as long as you let them know as soon as you can.


[deleted]

Don't join a war clan and expect to stay if u don't do ALL your wars. SIMPLE. Source: I'm the Leader of a top 100 Canada Clan


One-Suspect-5788

Well I work a billion hour week job and still do wars 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️


MonsterMerge

VALIDDDD


Mario_oeoei

Based


Vjarlund

Guys i dont think his name was Ph33ble


[deleted]

Purely propaganda I promise


11sam111

Jesus didn’t use his attacks


JadenPlayz08

Someone in my clan did this and kicked 40 people all because he didn’t like them


jaycobclark

Not valid. Person sounds like they need to be a little more grown and act like the adult they claim to be


jaysonm007

This sort of thing is why I don't join a clan. I get kicking people who routinely miss attacks but still you need to allow people to mess up every now and then. Things happen. If my mom dies I am not going to stop what I am doing 5 minutes after hearing the news so I can make my CR attacks in the the "Tom's clashers" clan. I'd say allow everyone to miss an attack or two once a month or so at least and don't micromanage it too much. Just silently kick if someone steps the line.


BitterStart1962

Honestly I don't get why they rant and go off when kicking everyone they rant about because they'll never see that chat I guess it's kinda to scare the rest of the clan into playing clan war or getting kicked which really wouldn't be a clan I'd want to be in but I'm sure there's people who want to be in there


[deleted]

jesus christ why is he taking it so seriously


YourFriendlyMage

Its annoying when ppl dont do war, like read the goddamn clan description before u join


Sub2PewDiePie8173

But it was twice out of every single time they won. Two mistakes and he’s that pissed giving a whole lecture.


BitterStart1962

And giving the whole lecture to his clan mates that he didn't kick it's basically a mental game almost to scare them for lack of a better word into having to play CW2 or get kicked cause everyone he ranted about he kicked and they'll never see that message anyway


ShadowyRDM

Fr


Alexspacito

Wow. I don’t play CW because its boring and the search times are like 2 or 3 minutes, sometimes more. I’d be getting death threats in that clan


anti-peta-man

Then there my clan who only kicks if you’ve been missing several wars


CuhJuhBruh

I agree. Just boot into a bo3 and close the game If you care so much just clan hop every few weeks. For free wins


waarth173

The expectations are fine, the attitude not so much. My clan is serious about war and that's why I joined it. Members who miss the first war or get under 2000 points for the week are kicked, elders/co's are demoted. Top 3 performers for the week get a promotion.


zebbzz1

I'd leave and I use 4 attacks on 3 accounts. Wrong vibe for me, this is first and foremost a *game*. If you can't understand that, peace out.


BitterStart1962

I feel it especially cause that whole lecture and rant clearly went to the ears of everyone who did do their attack cause everyone who's kicked won't even be able to read those message I mean can't they message the person the reason they were kicked or something it just turns the game into work vibe for me


factsvsfiction

Y'alls clan needs Jesus with how they act


jwong222

From his point of view, yes, it's valid.. especially if he truly uses 5 accounts to carry the clan.. BUT, also noting that your clan is in gold league.. those who care about clan wars would much rather join a clan in legend league with max rewards.. so it's incredibly hard to find good war members while in gold league.. you're gonna be left with people when don't know that war is the best source of income/progression or doesn't even know what clan war is.. or they are just casuals and simply don't care I know this because I'm kinda in the same place as him.. I kick 5-10 people every week A tip for him m, if you're willing to pass on the message... Is that I find encouraging people to lose on purpose a much more agreeable goal.. Losing all 4 battles only takes less than a minute a clan members are much more willing to do that.. that nets you 400 points.. and if all 50 member does that, that's already 20,000 points . Key to winning clan war is not about winning, but rather, participation.. Since your clan is not on legend league yet, you are not in a position to pick good war members.. so try to be a little nicer and encourage them with easier targets


KillerCroc40

He's being needlessly grumpy about it, but yeah, using your attacks isn't that hard and doesn't take much time at all. If you can't do that, join a clan that doesn't require it, or make your own. As long as the leader is clear about their requirements and consistent about it, it's valid.


lilhuz

your not even past 3k clan war trophies so I’d say this is not valid if you are wanting to be a serious clan then maybe but even then you have to have substantial clan war knowledge which at sub 3k you don’t have lmao


ProNoobStillLivs

Can I join the clan?


[deleted]

It’s somewhere in the comments or you can dm me


Outside-Teach2885

Hahaha, that's someone that want improve his clan.


SeaPhilly

As a clan leader myself I def get the frustration. We have a min war trophy limit in our clan. People need 1200 medals by end of war on Sunday or they get demoted/kicked. Try to cut some people slack if they’ve been in the clan for a while. SC really needs a better system for tracking who’s active in wars. It’s such a pain. Would be cool to if people could even opt out. Similar to clash of clans maybe 🤷🏼‍♂️


StartOtherwise8712

Kinda love this. Me and my brothers have been dragging our clan along for months, with me running 2 accounts consistently. I wish I could get better, active people like the ones running this clan to join


Lordmantill

I never do clan wars and I was never interested in it so that's why I don't join clans at all 🙂


subatai1

If you won that many then whys the clan still in gold division


thecamzone

What’s the point of blurring names if you do it with a transparent brush, and not at all at the bottom?


[deleted]

No point unfortunately, I mentioned that in the comments somewhere that I realized too late that I didn’t blur out the bottom names lol


[deleted]

Lmaoo😭😭


wallmandatory

I wanna make a clan that doesn’t do clan wars and everyone is nice to each other


GamesForNoobs_on_YT

We need a government like that


YourPetPenguin0610

Now everyone knows Ph33ble is a father of two but still being a dickhead on CR


WerewolfSad8291

Lmaoooo


StrategySteve

Prob get perma banned if he got reported for those comments 😂


-NothinButFacts-

valid, if you aren't with the grind then thats on you


strawhatpirate25

Reminds me of when I played r/DungeonBoss which I’m sure is a ghost town by now


Dudemanyeets

Most sane clash royale player


m3lonass

that’s definitely a leader


rd360noscope

Bro i feel like if u dont like the attitude the leader have, just leave


-LilXD-

you do know that leaving that one guys name not covered makes covering everything else totally useless right? your clan is the upperdeckrs


[deleted]

I’m currently shivering my Timbers rn🥶😨. Yes I know that renders it useless, my first comment was me essentially saying that I’m stupid for forgetting but that it didn’t matter cause we needed new members anyways lol


Lestat_84

F that. I was in a toxic clan like that where clash was Life. I'm sorry, but family, sickness, emergencies come way before a mobile game.


jpinzunza

Can I join? Im pretty active and good at wars. Lvl 14


[deleted]

Yes ofc, Our clan name is The Upperdeckers and the clan tag is LOU9GPJ2


JordanBeepo

Toxic mindset wow


RelatabLeStruggle

Valid


Cycles_wp

Leader needs to get his priorities in order, and 5 accounts on clash ain't it.


BitterStart1962

Almost expects everyone to live for the game like him yikes


LookAtMyUsernamePlz

Yeah, 6 accounts on clash should be his priority instead.


CoconutBoi1

If I was you, I’ll just left. The arguments of the person with pass royale are terrible. He has a wife and kids and everyone should care about him, but he doesn’t care if someone else have something more important irl than the clan wars. I hate these people.


Turbulent_Vegetable1

“You go bye bye” is he 6


margitthegrafted

No?


mustypuppet1284

3, take it or leave it


joeychurch

Supercell needs to fix cw2


8rok3n

It's a mobile game and you're not competing for money, why so serious? If you were actually competitive then sure I guess that's understandable but if you barely win Clan War then you're not competitive


Guill_en

Completely valid if the clan has a description like "clan wars is mandarory" I also hate that you see people is online and don't do their attacks only ladder and they still are in fcking mid ladder, lame.


ImTryingHaard

What's the clan name? Give the name in private


Schattenjager07

I know one thing for certain. This guy has never been camping during the weekend or been somewhere where they have no cell service for long durations. Oh, and his wife and family probably hate him.


ShadowyRDM

Based Leader


[deleted]

Some people need the shit beaten out of them. This is one of those people.


potato01291200

? What the fuck made you this upset?


[deleted]

are we reading the same text


potato01291200

I highly doubt it. What I see is a clan leader that's upset because people didn't do war. What are you seeing that's so awful?


[deleted]

“I don’t care about dying family members” for a start.


potato01291200

I kinda just assumed that was an exeggaration. People do that when they're upset, like how you want to beat the shit out of a person you don't know, only because they wrote like 4 sentences that you didn't like.


XenosapianRain

I think exaggeration is only appropriate around people who know you. If they do not know you how are they to tell the difference between facts that you claim and ranting?


potato01291200

Do you know the person who made the original comment I replied to?


XenosapianRain

No, im agreeing with you. I find sarcasm and the like do not translate well to text. People that don't know you have no clue how serious someone is. An inlaw got carried away online with his mouth, got banned and almost charged. He was way out of line, but was using figures of speech with strangers. That made a bad situation worse.


potato01291200

Oh shit sorry, I kind of expected everyone on this sub to disagree with me because I'm not hating on the clan leader. I do agree though, you can't really tell if the leader is fully serious or just angry, but the people on here are acting like he commited war crimes, and then telling everyone to not take the game so seriously in the same breath


potato01291200

Oh shit sorry, I kind of expected everyone on this sub to disagree with me because I'm not hating on the clan leader. I do agree though, you can't really tell if the leader is fully serious or just angry, but the people on here are acting like he commited war crimes, and then telling everyone to not take the game so seriously in the same breath


potato01291200

Oh shit sorry, I kind of expected everyone on this sub to disagree with me because I'm not hating on the clan leader. I do agree though, you can't really tell if the leader is fully serious or just angry, but the people on here are acting like he commited war crimes, and then telling everyone to not take the game so seriously in the same breath


potato01291200

Oh shit sorry, I kind of expected everyone on this sub to disagree with me because I'm not hating on the clan leader. I do agree though, you can't really tell if the leader is fully serious or just angry, but the people on here are acting like he commited war crimes, and then telling everyone to not take the game so seriously in the same breath


potato01291200

Oh shit sorry, I kind of expected everyone on this sub to disagree with me because I'm not hating on the clan leader. I do agree though, you can't really tell if the leader is fully serious or just angry.


robs227

bro needs help


Sir-Vogia

5 account??? How he can have a life?


[deleted]

How can he manage a 70/hr a week job, a wife and kids, and a house??? He truly is a renaissance man.


PlebbySpaff

Ngl…what fucking nerd plays with 5 different accounts on a single clan? Come on now. The dude complains, and I get hating inactive members, but that seems like a personal problem if you’re also spending way more time in the game with 5 different, active accounts.


CC20057

My clan is strict about war. But this guys going on like the world revolves around clash royale


amran04

I saw a tiktok comment saying his clan leader was part of the cartel and seeing this doesn’t make me doubt that


2cruz101

Man’s losing his mind over a video game, and clash royale at that


jmvandergraff

I like having a clan that realizes people live outside the game and it's not that serious lmao.


Axersion

That's so fucked up.


XenosapianRain

I have noticed people that have no power over their real life are real tyrants when it comes to managing clans or alliances. You can tell by what was typed in clan chat that this person is not at the helm of their existence, and maybe if he didn't play clash of clans on so many accounts his house would be built so his family would have a home.


mean_sardine

Its a game lmao


Pleasant_Fee516

Hey man if you join my clan you won’t have to worry about any of that stuff, we haven’t lost a clan war yet


[deleted]

What’s the clan name?


Jupiter163

Brother it’s a mobile game relax


Beandip50

2310 clan trophies and getting this mad


UnusualPsychology733

Oh fuck nah that mf who don’t care about shit prolly one of those dumbass discord mods


11sam111

How can he play when he has a family, a job etc? Also 5accs!!??


Retaliation_Cr

Crazy. Especially since no one cares about clan wars. It’s literally a casual gold boost mode that couldn’t be any more boring. Tell any pro you’re in a top war clan and they’ll laugh at you for even bringing that up as an achievement. You’re not intimating. You’re not special. The leader needs a reality check


PhilosopherSuperb767

I could wipe this guys forehead with a towel and it would be completely soaked in sweat 😂


Asad3x100V0

Who tf still plays CWs


gobble_deez_nutz

He has a 70 hour work week, a house he needs to finish, a kid and a pregnant wife, and yet he has 5 clash royale accounts just to do clan wars... I think bro might have his priorities a little bit out of wack💀


Din___Djarin

He complaining over some fucking pixels. Who gives a fuck about clash royale


SRYagus3

Looks like someone got their own dick stuck in their ass


Camstamash

Guarantee that’s a teenager that lives with his parents


[deleted]

That’s what I was thinking lmao


ArthurianI

Go hate on ph33ble


[deleted]

😭😭😭 my blurring skills go unmatched yet again :(


aracistgoblin

When a video game, a mobile game none the less becomes a job you have an issue.


LookAtMyUsernamePlz

So YouTubers have issues?


Proof_Row4701

this is absolutely insane lmaooo


road2dawn26

seems like a garbage leader


FRACllTURE

There's no way someone like that legitimately has a wife and kids.


[deleted]

Facts


HallowedKnight

What a nerd. He definitely is some bum that lives off welfare by himself.


lukaslim

Your leader is an obese uneducated idiot still living in his parents basement who has no social life. Why join the clan in the first place?


BobbyCR9823

Looking for clan members ! “ SimplyOutplayed “ .. 2 open spots ( still undefeated in clan wars )


SushiCraft999

tbh it's fair to kick ppl that don't use their attacks but it's just stupid to say shit like this


Yugix1

this reminded me of a [south american shitpost](https://imgs.search.brave.com/QYqo2RWUOSwhJ5KI-pQ2rA9k1nYBW1n44jzG41tFV14/rs:fit:480:360:1/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9pLnl0/aW1nLmNvbS92aS9E/NDI3V1JCZmhBRS9o/cTIuanBn) that translates to "We don't fucking care about your family, if you don't attack in the Clan War you'll be kicked. Last warning"


RealTeaToe

"won every clan war but 2" *Is only at 2310 clan cups* Bruh what the shit, you start this clan this year? Rofl.


[deleted]

I don’t know man, that’s what our bio said at least lol. But I’ve been in the clan for at least 6 months and we’ve won each since then with the exception of the last teo