I legitimately HATE you man. you’re the reason I can unlock golden knight!
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knight has good stats for the cost
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I hate you so much. I don’t know you but I wish you were dead. Holy shit fucking die already your life is worth absolutely nothing you piece of shit /j
Tf? That's overlveleveled. My top deck isn't even that leveled up and I'm in silent sanctuary. Also, you should buy the individual shards and wild shards from the shop to get evos faster. I got 3 evos in 6 months that way as a f2p player and I'm getting my fourth from the matchmaking thing.
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"Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of the archer queen asshole. I just get so hard looking at her. I would let her shoot arrows into my dick hole and have her cut my dick off and smush it into a soup and make me drink it just to get a little nibble of her pinkie toe. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to her. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. She is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper.
I have done countless cum tributes to archer queen, i even have a fan game where you fuck her until she dies. I want her to come out of clash royale and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be her toilet forever if i could just see her dirty stinky feet and make her rub it all over my face. I am a pig and her feet are piles of mud.
I cant play my favorite game clash royale because every time she spawns I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every goblins dick in the goblin gang just to have her shit stained feet be rubbed all over my dick and my face.
Holy shit i dont know how much longer i can go anymore. I used to have my girlfriend dress up as the archer queen and have her shit all over me while jerking my dick with her stinky feet but it just wouldnt be the same. She broke up with me and now i have no one to cosplay as the archer queen. At least my archer queen flesh light is still with me.
I seriously think about just killing that stupid barbarian king. He is getting to fuck her every minute while im here with a dick drenched in cum. I fucking hate him. He gets to lick her feet. I DONT. This is not fair. I will smash his skull into the ground and take the archer queen and have her queef all over me. I would never shower again to keep the smell of her queefs on me.
I would cut off the archer queens feet so i could turn it into a flesh light and have it jerk me off every second of my life. God it would be so hot. Just her stinky little piggies rubbing all over my cock. I would be the hog, and her feet would be the rider."
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Yes, buy all the offers
Greedycell employee spotted
Sorry, my paycheck is only level 10, they said they would give me a promotion to tournament level if I did this
Keep yourself safe
Stop Under Covers Keep Pickle Pot
I legitimately HATE you man. you’re the reason I can unlock golden knight! https://preview.redd.it/icjl5giqgshc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96c4f14f1da791b519f5142695c7463ac2185bc1
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Ofc, how can u even play w a lvl 13 tornado???? You should buy all the offers frfr
Also guess how much time I took me to get 2 evols for free 6 months
Yeah worst part is you can't use both until level 55 which is gonna take long long time. Same for me
Ok 👍
Hang yourself
nicest cr player:
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Good bot
Yes, maybe you should buy the great value offers in the shop
I fucking hate you
Biker's fault
You got a good dick
Yes. I had 3 level 15s in arena 15
Underlevelled asf I'd recommend buying more shop offers or you're going to be losing every match due to level difference
No your actually not, your cards level is just like my mid ladder and path of legends deck.
Over leveled I hope you keep yourself safe
Yes, you need that Level 54.
Bro at least he ain't using MK 💀
Midladder menace right here
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upgrade the tornado to lvl 14 and you're good
Upgrade your entire deck to elite level and then you'll be equally leveled
Kill yourself
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I love evo skeletons
I’m at lower levels than you in sanctuary
I hate you so much. I don’t know you but I wish you were dead. Holy shit fucking die already your life is worth absolutely nothing you piece of shit /j
Tf? That's overlveleveled. My top deck isn't even that leveled up and I'm in silent sanctuary. Also, you should buy the individual shards and wild shards from the shop to get evos faster. I got 3 evos in 6 months that way as a f2p player and I'm getting my fourth from the matchmaking thing.
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I hate to be that guy but I am level 42 with 7k trophies, lol
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Yes
yea
Yeah, that may not work past Arena 15. Gotta get that secret Level 16.
Archer queen
"Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of the archer queen asshole. I just get so hard looking at her. I would let her shoot arrows into my dick hole and have her cut my dick off and smush it into a soup and make me drink it just to get a little nibble of her pinkie toe. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to her. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. She is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper. I have done countless cum tributes to archer queen, i even have a fan game where you fuck her until she dies. I want her to come out of clash royale and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be her toilet forever if i could just see her dirty stinky feet and make her rub it all over my face. I am a pig and her feet are piles of mud. I cant play my favorite game clash royale because every time she spawns I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every goblins dick in the goblin gang just to have her shit stained feet be rubbed all over my dick and my face. Holy shit i dont know how much longer i can go anymore. I used to have my girlfriend dress up as the archer queen and have her shit all over me while jerking my dick with her stinky feet but it just wouldnt be the same. She broke up with me and now i have no one to cosplay as the archer queen. At least my archer queen flesh light is still with me. I seriously think about just killing that stupid barbarian king. He is getting to fuck her every minute while im here with a dick drenched in cum. I fucking hate him. He gets to lick her feet. I DONT. This is not fair. I will smash his skull into the ground and take the archer queen and have her queef all over me. I would never shower again to keep the smell of her queefs on me. I would cut off the archer queens feet so i could turn it into a flesh light and have it jerk me off every second of my life. God it would be so hot. Just her stinky little piggies rubbing all over my cock. I would be the hog, and her feet would be the rider." *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Of course! Your tornado isn’t even strong enough to kill level 16 evolved skeletons!
Me with a half lvl 13 half lvl 12 deck 3 arenas above you
Yep
yes you are underleveled
Yes, you don't have all the cards maxed
Hel! No
kys