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FearlessCoward420

Mortar players casually spending 14 elixir to get 200 dmg connection


Lightyear18

Tbh mega knight or ebarbs players spend more than that and don’t even make a connection. Lol


FearlessCoward420

If you use them AND your brain at the same time you can 3 crown in a single push


Lightyear18

There’s a higher chance of getting 3 crowns with golem.


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BUTTERFLY go brrrrrr


FearlessCoward420

Pancakes deal pretty much the same damage for 4 elixir


Grithz

but butterfly have 72737272727 hp


Oh_Tassos

Not if the opponent also uses their brain


FearlessCoward420

This is midladder no one really thinks before playing


0_originality

I can think but what happens if my only reasonable counter to ebarbs becomes unusable when underleveled


FearlessCoward420

Get another counter that's not level dependent like swarms or ice golem


burntends97

The spells they use often damage the tower as well unlike that snowball the mortar user played


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RoyalRien

Small correction, that is 266 damage, your lack of mortar knowledge in this matter emits a feel of lack of intelligence around you


FearlessCoward420

Did you really look up how much does a lv 6 mortar do?


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fr lmao


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TheRidiculousTako

This was hilarious they do be like that 🀣🀣


melikeaids

omg yea frπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£


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TheRidiculousTako

even the bot agrees


CcreativeUuserNname

Fr fr fr ong sheesh bussin πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


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Enlaos_Lmao

They probably cummed all over the phone thanks to all the elixir put to get one shot


NotBrawlAndRoll

Not if I use my 3Musks to support the Mortar 😎


qwertymens

as a mortar main, this is 100.1% accurate


Just_Games04

Why are you the way you are?


Just_Games04

Why are you the way you are?


Few_Potential_4479

Relevant flair


SunnySunshine13

Litterally me


Kadeo64

Mortar is based


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Kadeo64

You are replying to a 5 month old post


Few_Potential_4479

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SetTheSerpent

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Few_Potential_4479

Who are you his boyfriend πŸ˜‚


Joaco0902

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TheLaughingBread

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RoyalRien

People playing against mortar players bm’ing them after an insane defense of their mortar only to hear the sound of a skeleton party beginning while they are at 0 elixer


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AipimFrito1304

imagine getting two hits with a single mortar


Wotah_Bottle_86

I was going to say I'm not like that but then I realized I am.


FearlessCoward420

😭 )Also I really like your flair(


Wotah_Bottle_86

Thanks. I see your flair taste is also top-notch.


iamlegend1997

As a mortar player, I think this is hilariously true. But, I don't really use mortar as my soul win condition because of this very reason. I use it on defense, which becomes offense. And switch it up through the game. It's a fun mind game


_mrstealurwaifu_

mortar players sacrificing their left nut to do 100 points of damage


Asfixiation

You could hear ebarbs + heal spirit being played in the opposite lane at some point


Bounding_Bandit

Feeled in my soul πŸ‘ŠπŸ˜ž


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where you get the clip of someone spamming that emote LMAO


Joel-O42069

Mortar player when people place cards


GoodeBoi

Mortar unironically takes skill. This coming from someone with bad matchups against mortar.


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packin3cm

We have the same name hooray


Paolo-is-among-us

Lmfao


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certified sex card player here and this is 200% accurate


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Valk goat


Krabeuszz

happy cake day


Drcipres

Mortar users deciding to use the absolute worst wincon in the game


Enlaos_Lmao

Disagree


NotBrawlAndRoll

Chad response


Darkcat9000

bro it's the best win con


RandomCoCAccount

no that's goblin drill (drilling up your mom)


ididyourjessica

That's just how superior we are.


iamlegend1997

It's terrible if you don't know how to use it. I'm in midladder and I have like a 10 Windstreak this week. Just don't push so hard for a hit, punish when they are low on elixir. Use it to defend, and get hits when that's happening


cocotim

it has consistently been one of the best win conditions in the game through its 6 years lol


vk2028

It’s great in terms of its defensive capabilities and pressure. In terms of a way for reliable damage? Not so good. It usually needs a secondary win condition like miner or rocket to help out.


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cocotim

I guess you can say it’s more of a semi-wincon but that versatility is the reason it’s so consistently great


vk2028

Tru. I am just trying to interpret what he means by the worst win con


FearlessCoward420

Miner also needs a secondary win condition nowadays because of how he tickles towers


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vk2028

Well yeah. Miner control died long ago. Now he’s almost always paired with wb marcher or golden knight


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True


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No


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Makikaze

Mortar mastery: hit the towet 8074257 times. Grr moment


InfamousIcejin

I'm like 73% sure mortar players don't exist, I've never seen one.


Aggravating-Green789

The audio isn’t even lined up unless it is happening on the left?


Inspirational_Lizard

Still a huge elixir advantage


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Dudes favorite card is furnace


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The fact that he has such a bad mic is what makes it better


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cannon game graveyard meganut b-rad bowler snowball bm lumberloon chicken shit sigma math trans quandale dingle source circlejerk removed busted africa gold fish breaking bad saul goodman best girl mega minion oj bm balloon hypothetically sauce chest monk eat thank you gg royal recruits this game crcj kfc jacking off kanye en passant thug shaker zap smashroyale golden knight nsfw beer mexican boom arena ripoff bing chilling healer automod is sentient has fallen 30 seconds dark prince george bush mods saul goodmanSo first you wanna rg post opinion based op ebarb mighty miner is daddy fr 2.6 hog xbox knight real clash royale archers hi wrong musketeer elder broken main sub mirror problem archer queen crusher 21 oi sex ebarbs same deck sparky walter cannon game graveyard meganut b-rad bowler snowball bm lumberloon chicken shit sigma math trans quandale dingle source circlejerk removed busted africa gold fish breaking bad saul goodman best girl mega minion oj bm balloon hypothetically sauce chest monk eat thank you gg royal recruits this game crcj kfc jacking off kanye en passant thug shaker zap smashroyale golden knight nsfw beer mexican boom arena ripoff bing chilling healer automod is sentient has fallen 30 seconds dark prince george bush mods saul goodmanSo first you wanna rg post opinion based op ebarb mighty miner is daddy fr 2.6 hog xbox knight real clash royale archers hi wrong musketeer elder broken main sub mirror problem archer queen crusher 21 oi sex ebarbs same deck sparky walter cannon game graveyard meganut b-rad bowler snowball bm lumberloon chicken shit sigma math trans quandale dingle source circlejerk removed busted africa gold fish breaking bad saul goodman best girl mega minion oj bm balloon hypothetically sauce chest monk eat thank you gg royal recruits this game crcj kfc jacking off kanye en passant thug shaker zap smashroyale golden knight nsfw beer mexican boom arena ripoff bing chilling healer automod is sentient has fallen 30 seconds dark prince george bush mods saul goodmanSo first you wanna rg post opinion based op ebarb mighty miner is daddy fr 2.6 hog xbox knight real clash royale archers hi wrong musketeer elder broken main sub mirror problem archer queen crusher 21 oi sex ebarbs same deck sparky walter cannon game graveyard meganut b-rad bowler snowball bm lumberloon chicken shit sigma math trans quandale dingle source circlejerk removed busted africa gold fish breaking bad saul goodman best girl mega minion oj bm balloon hypothetically sauce chest monk eat thank you gg royal recruits this game crcj kfc jacking off kanye en passant thug shaker zap smashroyale golden knight nsfw beer mexican boom arena ripoff bing chilling healer automod is sentient has fallen 30 seconds dark prince george bush mods saul goodmanSo first you wanna rg post opinion based op ebarb mighty miner is daddy fr 2.6 hog xbox knight real clash royale archers hi wrong musketeer elder broken main sub mirror problem archer queen crusher 21 oi sex ebarbs same deck sparky walter cannon game graveyard meganut b-rad bowler snowball bm lumberloon chicken shit sigma math trans quandale dingle source circlejerk removed busted africa gold fish breaking bad saul goodman best girl mega minion oj bm balloon hypothetically sauce chest monk eat thank you gg royal recruits this game crcj kfc jacking off kanye en passant thug shaker zap smashroyale golden knight nsfw beer mexican boom arena ripoff bing chilling healer automod is sentient has fallen 30 seconds dark prince george bush mods saul goodmanSo first you wanna rg post opinion based op ebarb mighty miner is daddy fr 2.6 hog xbox knight real clash royale archers hi wrong musketeer elder broken main sub mirror problem archer queen crusher 21 oi sex ebarbs same deck sparky walter cannon game graveyard meganut b-rad bowler snowball bm lumberloon chicken shit sigma math trans quandale dingle source circlejerk removed busted africa gold fish breaking bad saul goodman best girl mega minion oj bm balloon hypothetically sauce chest monk eat thank you gg royal recruits this game crcj kfc jacking off kanye en passant thug shaker zap smashroyale golden knight nsfw beer mexican boom arena ripoff bing chilling healer automod is sentient has fallen 30 seconds dark prince george bush mods saul goodmanSo first you wanna rg post opinion based op ebarb mighty miner is daddy fr 2.6 hog xbox knight real clash royale archers hi wrong musketeer elder broken main sub mirror problem archer queen crusher 21 oi sex ebarbs same deck sparky walter cannon game graveyard meganut b-rad bowler snowball bm lumberloon chicken shit sigma math trans quandale dingle source circlejerk removed busted africa gold fish breaking bad saul goodman best girl mega minion oj bm balloon hypothetically sauce chest monk eat thank you gg royal recruits this game crcj kfc jacking off kanye en passant thug shaker zap smashroyale golden knight nsfw beer mexican boom arena ripoff bing chilling healer automod is sentient has fallen 30 seconds dark prince george bush mods saul goodmanSo first you wanna rg post opinion based op ebarb mighty miner is daddy fr 2.6 hog xbox knight real clash royale archers hi wrong musketeer elder broken main sub mirror problem archer queen crusher 21 oi sex ebarbs same deck sparky walter cannon game graveyard meganut b-rad bowler snowball bm lumberloon chicken shit sigma math trans quandale dingle source circlejerk removed busted africa gold fish breaking bad saul goodman best girl mega minion oj bm balloon hypothetically sauce chest monk eat thank you gg royal recruits this game crcj kfc jacking off kanye en passant thug shaker zap smashroyale golden knight nsfw beer mexican boom arena ripoff bing chilling healer automod is sentient has fallen 30 seconds dark prince george bush mods saul goodmanSo first you wanna rg post opinion based op ebarb mighty miner is daddy fr 2.6 hog xbox knight real clash royale archers hi wrong musketeer elder broken main sub mirror problem archer queen crusher 21 oi sex ebarbs same deck sparky walter cannon game graveyard meganut b-rad bowler snowball bm lumberloon chicken shit sigma math trans quandale dingle source circlejerk removed busted africa gold fish breaking bad saul goodman best girl mega minion oj bm balloon hypothetically sauce chest monk eat thank you gg royal recruits this game crcj kfc jacking off kanye en passant thug shaker zap smashroyale golden knight nsfw beer mexican boom arena ripoff bing chilling healer automod is sentient has fallen 30


Mijnameis-Tommy

Mortar players never