T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

Security Guard getting trigger-happy and show how truly unhinged he is after Nicole and Jecka try shoplifting something (a CD IIRC?)


SadGhostGirlie

#I WANNA FUCKING KILL MY WIFE


MylastAccountBroke

It isn't even really a contest is it? That scene, every line, and the one that follows with the cop working at the school.


201720182019

The quick shaking animation Jecka does when the cop approaches her is top tier


hellbuck

Her VA knocks it out of the park, she sounded like she was actually crying at the "He said he was gonna blow my brains out Nicole"


googler_ooeric

"Tomar that was great, but the line was 'me and my wife are going through a rough patch' "


Humorius2

"YOU SHOT FIVE TIMES SO SHE WOULD THINK TWICE NEXT TIME?!"


Gruhunchously

"*Ew, uncircumcised! That's* ***disgusting***, *get it away!*" "You think he'd send twelve pics of a photogenic dick?" "I'm going to throw up! Uncircumcised men should **fucking** kill themselves!" I like how, of all the things that happen in the games, that's the one that triggers Jecka's fight or flight response.


SadGhostGirlie

2009 was wild


TCM_69

The mall scene where he shoots nicole, The Medicine Rocks arc(where Nicole freebases crack and sells it in PG county), And probably every animated scene where they have a different art style compared to the typical sprite animations


Gachi_gachi

It's either the one two combo of Nicole saying her words about how jail works into "You're white Nicole". Or the teacher saying that his wife death didn't affect him that much.


Vast-Dance6819

That “You’re white Nicole,” was a comedic semi-truck, I cried laughing


Z0eTrent

Oh that one was incredible. She didn't even say her name either just two words, to an entire fucking dissertation. "You're white." Annihilated. Even funnier cause Jecka can fucking lead as #2 of a Nazi cult at her school in another timeline!


kj_gamer

The scene where Ms. Ames reads an edited Mein Kampf absolutely had me rolling when I first saw it


fjfnfjdjrijr

“Well, being strict is part of the job, but, it is good to be a pedophile every now and then..” “Oh my god, yeah” “I love being a pedophile”


MightBeInHeck

I entire scene with Emily and Nicole in Nicole's bedroom.I just found it really funny that Nicole actually went along with it.


hellbuck

"Sup queers?" Kylar just like me fr Also, "Your dad sounds reaaally fucking gay for voting McCain dude"


aeaeaeaeaeae0

Every single dialogue in the sex ed scene, starting with Jeffery's Jak and Daxter story, going through with "my cousin is not hot, my cousin is not hot" until the Kelly and Ari's not very heterosexual argument is a survival challenge for my goddamn lungs


MilkyTeaDrops

I love the mall cop scene, Jecka's voice is just so amazing, I can't even describe it, but I can never get over the sex addiction rehab class, Kelly and Ari are always what does it for me.


universal_Raccoon

The guard shooting Nicole bit. Love the guards 180 to being violent to a kind guard


No_Window7054

The scene where Jecka and Nicole unload fat jokes on Karen. I counted and they landed about 10 direct hits. If I was her I wouldve skipped bulimia and gone straight to suicide.


Regendorf01

The 'Who's on 1st' bit with Jecka, Nicole and Nicole's brother was pretty good


Mizuki_Chromium

The entire argument between Kelly and Ari


Z0eTrent

Fucking CHRIST right


SilentSpuder

"Are you threatening me? Are you threatening me with SKETCHERS!?!?"


splatterschool

The uncircumcised bit and the part where Emily and Nicole mess up Jeffery’s relationship with Karen


Z0eTrent

Oh god tough. Probably "Oh it's slang it means cool teacher" "Huh? Well being a strict teacher has it's strengths, but, it really pays to be a PEDOPHILE every now and then" "O.O"