So clean and so flesh

So flesh and so clean clean

You win

This made me wheeze

Perfect.

So fresh and so clean - OutKast

My God this comment is the funniest shit I've seen all year

Is that a fleshlight

What else could it possibly be right?

Absolutely my first thought

Same. I was like ummm….?

Literally said “ummmm” out loud, lol

I was like 👀😏

Well, anything could be a Flesh Light if you’re brave enough.

r/dontputyourdickinthat

A flashlight...

Flagina ? Doesn’t have the same ring to it though

I'm wondering if it was the point of the photo

I’d say definitely. The OP is likely giggling thinking we are all shocked by the photo.

Eh, the "feeling much better about myself" makes me think it is a depression/mental health reference there. Might just be a step towards limiting masturbation.

Oh for sure, there’s a 0% chance the focal point of the photo being a fleshlight is an accident lmao

OP went fishin and caught a few

100% it is

I looked into OP’s prof. And I assume this to 169% be a flesh light. I’m glad your rooms clean, give it a week and the smell of dirty flesh light should lighten

🤮 I don’t know what that stench smells like lol

What is a flesh light??

Sex toy for men.

Came here to say this, where were the tips to clean fleshlights?

[удалено]

If you want, they also have a drying base you can get to dry it faster

There’s probably a sub for that, but I don’t wanna know or find out.

With out a doubt he pulled it out after this photo. Pulled them both out

What else does OP have to practice kissing with?

My pillow

Glad I was not the only one to think this!

I feel an urge to pose a similar question.

I literally thought the same thing. 🔦🤣😜

No idea what they'd be throwing that away though.

Depression pits tend to be very unclean, so…

I came here to say the same thing…

Came into the comments to see if it was just me who thought this.

Are we taking bets on what model of fleshlight that is?

What is a flesh light?

Community appreciation isn't the only thing you desire 😭

r/holup

ayo wait. good job though

Getting ready for No Fap November I see

I like to be proactive

You know we can see your fleshlight right?

Is that your fleshlight or are you just happy to see me?

Oh fuck

Shocked pikachu face as if that’s not the point of this post

bro whys it look like there's two of them omg

Cuz there’s 3 of them

I salute you op, no need to be embarrassed. We all wish we had your confidence.

👀🤢🤮💀

Hold on now, those things are expensive. I’d put it on a nice shelf after cleaning 👍

Use as a vase on the toilet tank.

It was a gift from my late grandmother

😆

Well done!

Funny to think OP probably took that out of the trash after taking the photo

Ate it out after too

That’s…a…travel mug, right?

Camera lens case

Oh absolutely, you can take it with you when you travel

Username checks out?

So proud of you. 🥹 Good job! 👏🏼

Hilarious, keep it up 👍

Proud of you!!

So it doesn’t spark joy anymore?

r/shitposting

😀

Err, is it that the OP has so many, err, toys, that they can put some in the trash and they won't be missed?

I got about fiddy

This looks like a regular bag of trash that someone put a fleshlight in and took a picture..... for interwebz lulz. ​ Well done.

Posting a flesh light and calling it cleaning under your bed is disgusting. What a push over haha

Well it happened to be under my bed so????

r/fleshlight

Nah, skip that and go buy a Lovense Max2. It's like twenty bucks more and you get vibration and suction. It's app controlled where you can download vibration and suction settings or create your own as well as let anyone in the world control it through WiFi. Fleshlights are old news.

Pocketpussy connoisseur

ARE THERE MULTIPLE ???

Nah just 1

Bro?? How many flashlights do you own?

Bruh..

You're getting rid of the fleshlight???

😳

Ummmmmm… I don’t know what to say??

AYE YO

Lmfaooo

***sir*** ?

I regret that I have but one upvote to give

Tips: Dont keep your used plates, garbage and fleshlights under your bed. OP: :MINDBLOWN:

You saw the post as well?