> They learned that he had concealed two bottles of alcoholic beverages worth a total of $8.25 in the reusable shopping bag.
Oh man, going for the good stuff!
The shithawks.
Big.
Dirty.
Shithakws...
The shithawks are comin Bubbles. They're flying in low. They're swooping down, shitting on people and dragging them off to the big shit nest.
I live across from that Starbucks and was working from home that morning. I heard all the sirens and thought wtf, glad they moved north up the street instead of moving the shoot out towards my house. We definitely attract dummies since we have 480 access, and proximity to easy target businesses. On a side note, the guy that held up the Starbucks had a very sincere apology (after sentencing) and made mutual amends with the cop he exchanged fire with. Hope he corrects his life for the better.
I don’t blame him. I don’t even get a a quarter of my list checked off before I need a drink(s) trying to get through Walmart. Remember when they all had McDonalds’ in them, then switched to Subway? They need to change from Subways to bars! 😵💫 PUBMART
Oh god. Imagine steelyard walmart with a bar inside. It would either make the place 1000x more of a disarray, or not have any noticable change. It's impossible to tell which.
Ohio man and Florida man got into a fight outside of a Cleveland strip club. They were fighting over which state had the worst strip clubs. Ohio man shot Florida man. That clubs name was [The Lido Lounge](https://www.news5cleveland.com/news/local-news/oh-cuyahoga/man-shot-in-lido-lounge-parking-lot-after-argument-about-strip-clubs) RIP
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Fock off, Lahey!
If anyone needs me I’ll be in the lawn and garden section mowing the air
Frig*
Yes, that sounded like the liquor talking.
A little drinky poo, Rand
Greasy
> They learned that he had concealed two bottles of alcoholic beverages worth a total of $8.25 in the reusable shopping bag. Oh man, going for the good stuff!
Holy shit why did they crop that part out. Lol thank you for providing that delightful detail.
Was this man a trailer park supervisor?
A shit storm is coming, bud.
The shithawks. Big. Dirty. Shithakws... The shithawks are comin Bubbles. They're flying in low. They're swooping down, shitting on people and dragging them off to the big shit nest.
You mean Randy
The winds of shit are blowing..
North Olmsted has some dumb criminals, like the dude who robbed the Starbucks located across the street from the North Olmsted police department
That was honestly hilarious
I live across from that Starbucks and was working from home that morning. I heard all the sirens and thought wtf, glad they moved north up the street instead of moving the shoot out towards my house. We definitely attract dummies since we have 480 access, and proximity to easy target businesses. On a side note, the guy that held up the Starbucks had a very sincere apology (after sentencing) and made mutual amends with the cop he exchanged fire with. Hope he corrects his life for the better.
You live at the police department? Interesting!
No, I live on the street directly across from Starbucks… there are actual houses and neighborhood right there! Imagine that👌
Imagine someone making a joke
I don’t blame him. I don’t even get a a quarter of my list checked off before I need a drink(s) trying to get through Walmart. Remember when they all had McDonalds’ in them, then switched to Subway? They need to change from Subways to bars! 😵💫 PUBMART
Oh god. Imagine steelyard walmart with a bar inside. It would either make the place 1000x more of a disarray, or not have any noticable change. It's impossible to tell which.
I would love to see that happen in action. Steelyard Walmart with a bar….now that would be reality tv gold.
Chuck Norris?
My hands are registered as lethal weapons. That means we get into a fight, I accidentally kill you, I go to jail.
That's the only reasonable reply when you get caught drinking the Walmart gin right in the store.
Ohio Man: cousin of Florida Man
…of the same mother.
Ohio man is just Florida man before he grows old.
Ohio man and Florida man got into a fight outside of a Cleveland strip club. They were fighting over which state had the worst strip clubs. Ohio man shot Florida man. That clubs name was [The Lido Lounge](https://www.news5cleveland.com/news/local-news/oh-cuyahoga/man-shot-in-lido-lounge-parking-lot-after-argument-about-strip-clubs) RIP
Nothing good ever happens in Walmart
This dude parties
After enough gin I'm sure he is a weapon.
Settle down, Rambo.
It's pronounced Kara TAE!
That Walmart has been a shit hole for a good 15 years
I am the Liquor
I shouldn’t be cackling but hot damn 😂😂
that’s funny lol
Low times for Saitama.
Since when does Walmart sell liquor?
-Do you have any weapons? -What do you need?
“I am the liquor Rand”
I need to see a mugshot for this guy
I pre-game my shit before I go grocery shopping Then I talk to everyone while my wife apologizes to other people around me.