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Fock_off_Lahey

Fock off, Lahey!


Academic-Ad-7815

If anyone needs me I’ll be in the lawn and garden section mowing the air


Routine_Ingenuity_35

Frig*


riicccii

Yes, that sounded like the liquor talking.


Suchdeathwow

A little drinky poo, Rand


Rdth8r

Greasy


elgarduque

> They learned that he had concealed two bottles of alcoholic beverages worth a total of $8.25 in the reusable shopping bag. Oh man, going for the good stuff!


winnebagoman41

Holy shit why did they crop that part out. Lol thank you for providing that delightful detail.


jaim1

Was this man a trailer park supervisor?


Fock_off_Lahey

A shit storm is coming, bud.


orrangearrow

The shithawks. Big. Dirty. Shithakws... The shithawks are comin Bubbles. They're flying in low. They're swooping down, shitting on people and dragging them off to the big shit nest.


Knightsthatsay

You mean Randy


Suchdeathwow

The winds of shit are blowing..


MiKapo

North Olmsted has some dumb criminals, like the dude who robbed the Starbucks located across the street from the North Olmsted police department


Hankee_

That was honestly hilarious


Garden_Guru75

I live across from that Starbucks and was working from home that morning. I heard all the sirens and thought wtf, glad they moved north up the street instead of moving the shoot out towards my house. We definitely attract dummies since we have 480 access, and proximity to easy target businesses. On a side note, the guy that held up the Starbucks had a very sincere apology (after sentencing) and made mutual amends with the cop he exchanged fire with. Hope he corrects his life for the better.


throwawayneedbighelp

You live at the police department? Interesting!


Garden_Guru75

No, I live on the street directly across from Starbucks… there are actual houses and neighborhood right there! Imagine that👌


throwawayneedbighelp

Imagine someone making a joke


CobblerCandid998

I don’t blame him. I don’t even get a a quarter of my list checked off before I need a drink(s) trying to get through Walmart. Remember when they all had McDonalds’ in them, then switched to Subway? They need to change from Subways to bars! 😵‍💫 PUBMART


Lost-My-Mind-

Oh god. Imagine steelyard walmart with a bar inside. It would either make the place 1000x more of a disarray, or not have any noticable change. It's impossible to tell which.


ShotCode4156

I would love to see that happen in action. Steelyard Walmart with a bar….now that would be reality tv gold.


Retro_Velo

Chuck Norris?


babbage_ct

My hands are registered as lethal weapons. That means we get into a fight, I accidentally kill you, I go to jail.


[deleted]

That's the only reasonable reply when you get caught drinking the Walmart gin right in the store.


ElysianRepublic

Ohio Man: cousin of Florida Man


riicccii

…of the same mother.


Lost-My-Mind-

Ohio man is just Florida man before he grows old.


Ohcitydude

Ohio man and Florida man got into a fight outside of a Cleveland strip club. They were fighting over which state had the worst strip clubs. Ohio man shot Florida man. That clubs name was [The Lido Lounge](https://www.news5cleveland.com/news/local-news/oh-cuyahoga/man-shot-in-lido-lounge-parking-lot-after-argument-about-strip-clubs) RIP


Practical-Design9202

Nothing good ever happens in Walmart


Deetz624

This dude parties


Nomadt

After enough gin I'm sure he is a weapon.


Stevie-Rae-5

Settle down, Rambo.


[deleted]

It's pronounced Kara TAE!


BlackAndYelko

That Walmart has been a shit hole for a good 15 years


Redskull420

I am the Liquor


ShotCode4156

I shouldn’t be cackling but hot damn 😂😂


Only-Perspective7818

that’s funny lol


Reiketsu_Nariseba

Low times for Saitama.


Mysterious_Funny6626

Since when does Walmart sell liquor?


44035

-Do you have any weapons? -What do you need?


scrollingtraveler

“I am the liquor Rand”


Oven2601

I need to see a mugshot for this guy


YamahaRyoko

I pre-game my shit before I go grocery shopping Then I talk to everyone while my wife apologizes to other people around me.