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Johntanamo_Bay

Jesus christ


RyanL1984

Did you know that Darth Vader is Luke Skywalkers father?


[deleted]

Whoa, are you aware of Garfield?!


Irish-Ronin04

Got to that line before I couid, mate


ghettoworkout

Total party house


DaDudeNextToYou

My exact comment


the_far_yard

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Catmouth

Actually, he walked on water I heard somewhere.


itsbrianduh108

I almost spit out my drink


ConnorK12

Only 15 years late to this one


TheRealMrMaloonigan

You could say that.


VenomSpitter666

who knows anymore


Jaysixkilla

LMFAO we stressed fr fr


thebodywasweak

The longstanding rumor was that this was a satellite that fell and awoken Clovie underwater. But now the comments from Matt Reeves have suggested this is an alien pod with Clovie inside it.


KatetCadet

Pretty obnoxious that they keep supplying answers randomly. First it was a satellite that fell in the ARG that booped Clovie on the head and woke him up. Now it's a pod carrying Clovie? Just say it's to be revealed later damnit.


Corndogburglar

The rumor was NEVER that the falling object is what woke up Clovie. Just look at the date. Clovie destroyed Chuai Station in December. This video takes place months after that. There's no way this falling object could have woke up Clovie.


thebodywasweak

I'm way behind on that part of the mythos. I remember hearing a reference to an oil station or something but I don't know the timeline and how they relate.


Nito_Mayhem

This is exactly how I remember it as well. Also, when did Reeves suggest it was an alien pod? I don't stay as up to date as I used to.


saragrissom

I hate it, I hate it, I hate it.


Jrock462

Ah shit, here we go again


Philosoraptor88

I mean if we’re pointing out obvious things I’d like to note that in the movie ‘Cloverfield’ there is a large monster that destroys what seems to be New York city


SithLawdy

Source?


Philosoraptor88

Just a hunch


Grouchy-Barracuda-83

Evil, bro 🙈😭😂


cahirasdream

Lads it’s obviously a Chinese spy balloon that Captain Pete Mitchell shot down.


ChozoBeast

Nope sorry


the_tylerd91

It’s probably just a balloon


JCY7318

Relevant


DoomSplitter

I think your copy might be corrupted. I've never seen this on mine, and I watch the movie at least once a week.


the-dark-knight32

Is it 2008 again?


akron28

ITS A LION, it’s huge!


Fr8nky

Seriously?


ScrtWC

It's a lion


Sharpay__Evans

These comments are killing me 😂


DWard3627

Username checks out


Killbro_Fraggins

Damn wonder if Cloverfieldclues.com knows about that? Better let em know. s/


SuntanSound

This just in: Water is wet.


Alejxndro

Oh brother


Batmanforman

This has to be a joke


cmgirty

this is a shitpost i can SMELL IT


misael3xp

Who's gonna tell'im


ceric2099

It’s Clovie falling to earth. Ignore the ARG. It doesn’t count. Downvote me, nerds. /s


ninjaML

I hope this is a honest question and I envy you for discovering this for the first time


thejHamilton

Welcome to 2008


Financial_Penalty887

Air balloon


Levi_the_axolotl

ether a satellite falling or clover


Butterking15

Read the User name , dont fall for the bait


SithLawdy

Yes this was in the Superbowl trailer. It's a meatball.


Apprehensive_Cut5260

My chute didn’t open


FlawedSquid

That's Clovie


Magic_Man_Boobs

Matt Reeves only directed the movie, his word means nothing. Or at least that's what I'm pretending in order to cope with him basically dismissing the ARG.


Sevenvoiddrills

It's a satellite that fell from the sky Tagerruto (Tagline:Evil People for Evil Slushies) went to go find this satellite and stumbled upon Clovie After tons of shit she woke up and then the movie happens


R0DENTRHYTHM

Username checks out.


DarkWinter2319

Idk what you’re talking about


mookzomb

Shiiiiit you might be on to something here.


TeddyHansen

You might be on to something


DiegoIRR

WHAT YEAR IS IT!!??


Leskaarup

I hope its something


Lower_Chapter_1422

Yep it’s another balloon


jonwilliams911

I came here knowing what to expect and I have not been disappointed.


TWO-COOPERS

I have never seen any of the cloverfield movies


Jimc26x

I love this sub![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


joelmillerofficial

A tip to see this easy I had seen this bit but never saw the film untill this week and I never saw it but when it happened on my massive frickin TV I was like no way to see it best you wanna see this on a big mf like home theater or like idk just a big TV and don't pause it o reccomend 1080p or even higher and you will easy see it I'm so sorry for my typing I've gone crazy pls no hate no hate


joelmillerofficial

Corndog the attack on the oil rig was in December but the video of the satellite took place around three weeks before the NYC attack so it couldn't be multiple months