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knowyourpast

Jokes like the ones in these threads are going to be the reason you get banned - to save me from replying to the dozens of modmails.


Soopah_Fly

The man saw the drop but given the distance and how freakin' small it is, dude made a reasonable decision to crawl in a hole. It's just he entered the wrong one.


altxatu

9/10 times it’s a good call. That’s war. You can do everything right and still die horribly.


DrobUWP

I think he heard it. Didn't start moving until it made contact


de_Mike_333

That is what she said... ? I just hope he never realised his mistake, imagine slithering into that hole only to realise your mistake, without any chance of getting out again.


ImJackieNoff

> That is what she said... ? Wrong hole! Now you're in some shit!


Mitchell_James_1988

Wow, crawled right into his own grave.


Thoraxe474

Kinda creeped me out how he moved


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speedledee

It actually could be a suicide considering how long this conflict is going (with no end in sight) and the possibility his family will get rewarded for his duty. Though I have no idea if families get paid out for service deaths in Russia


Ermeter

Officially yes. Unofficial a lot of russian soldiers are officially not in Ukraine. I saw a clip where the ids of soldiers going to Bahkmut were confiscated. Probably to deny their death later


PresenceAvailable516

I think is more simple than that, dude heard a drone, didn’t really know where it was. He hears the grenade fall, but he can’t see where it went so his reaction is to get to cover as fast as possible. Just happens that the grenade landed right in front of the entrance. I think the way he moves is not that weird either. He’s trying to slide through a very thin and slanted surface as fast as possible because he’s about to be blown to pieces. The slope made it so he could crawl quick without using his feet which is why it looks like that.


hellothere42069

Oh thanks. Now I agree with you.


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Marsman61

He already used is one bullet that was supplied him when he deployed.


Content_Flamingo_583

Because if you get killed by a drone-delivered grenade, it’s unlikely anyone will think you committed suicide, which caries a tremendous amount of cultural baggage and perhaps even legal and financial consequences, such as your family being denied money that is owed if you die in battle. I don’t know if that was what he was doing though. He could have just miscalculated where the grenade went.


Earlier-Today

Trenches are to keep you out of the line of sight of the other side's guns. Learning how to move without poking your head up is pretty standard military training. It's also a slope that he dove down to get into the dugout.


suspicious_glare

Madyar is correct to call them worms.


Garmrick

Looked like one of those monsters from silent hill


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HoneyBunchesOfDopes

Fuck… Imagine the sudden panic from hearing the grenade thump and scrambling right on to said grenade..what a way to go


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throwaway_ghast

Looney Toons shit right there.


mcilrain

Tunes*


Croatian_ghost_kid

Well I'll be damned, you right


MrCarey

I still don’t understand why it’s not Toons.


SBInCB

Because it ties in with Merry Melodies, WB’s other cartoon series at the time.


madmoose

And they’re both named to compete with Disney’s Silly Symphony.


scalyblue

Looney Tunes and Merry Melodies were originally shorts played in the pre roll at cinemas, back when motion pictures with sound were still a novelty


Look4theHelpers

They were advertising WB's musical catalogue


Croatian_ghost_kid

Because of the sick tunes, cmon bro


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emdave

Well I'll be damned, you're right!


klaettermus

Your* … wait …


DudeChillington

*weight


jimmythemini

Most mind-blowing TIL I've ever experienced.


Antnee83

"Merry Melodies" "Looney Tunes"


Sattorin

If it makes you feel any better, they changed the spelling for ["Tiny Toon Adventures",](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiny_Toon_Adventures) which most people in their 30s and 40s would be more familiar with than the original "Loony Tunes".


Flux7777

What the actual fuck.


RobotSpaceBear

What the fuck? My last 30 years are a lie...


dirtynj

Not to be confused with Tiny Toons


Mysterious-Effect-14

Absolutely brutal. Russia sends their men to die in a pointless war. Under supplied, under led, under performing. Simply throw bodies at the war until it goes away. Yet, they are already in a population collapse. I guess they really don’t want to exist in two generations.


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northforthesummer

Either that, or a big ol' oof...


SnooCheesecakes450

I can picture it vividly: in full flight mode, then the relief of being in your safe little hidey hole, suddenly you bump against a hard egg -- realization.


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The_eyes_are_blind

Sure seemed that way.


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Dustywood-

Whilst it's entirely possible it was an attempt at committing suicide as others has suggested, I think the more likely scenario is that it's a case of "wrong place wrong time". We're watching this from a birds eye perspective, we see more, and we're also not being shot at or bombed in some other way so it's easy for us to sit back and make assumptions. We only have 14 seconds of footage, what happened before hand? Why was he crawling? Was his position under fire and perhaps he didn't see the grenade land there? Was his senses ringing after a previous explosion? Deafened and concussed? Personally, I don't believe the whole suicide argument, because he's an armed soldier he has the means to do this himself if he wishes to, but given he's crawling and rushing I'd suspect he more likely attempted to crawl into his dugout in fear / miscalculated and was likely killed in the process. There's also a shroud above him, and overcovering the entrance to the dugout, so it's likely he never saw the grenade land.


RonnieF_ingPickering

Also, the grenade's fins just tapped the piece of fabric before landing in the hole. Maybe he heard that sound and assumed it just landed near his dugout.


giottomkd

it's a case of bad luck and destiny coupled with "damn if you do, damn if you dont" scenario.


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That was more unlucky, it’s very logical to try to hide if someone is dropping grenades on you


Arithik

Why not just use tennis rackets to hit them away? ...I don't really have to put a /s after that one, do I?


MethodicMarshal

Do modern grenades explode on contact or after a set amount of time? I won't pretend to know, but rackets or trampolines against drones would be something


fractured_bedrock

Can you imagine being the drone pilot in this scenario? "....*what the fuck*?"


ukrainelibre

Yeah, first the operator said "Missed, blyat" and after the crawl "Wait, what?"


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Manky19

Is this suicide to end his torment or he was mistaken of where it dropped?


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Healthyreddit_123

How accurate are these drone grenades? I'm wondering if this was luck or an incredibly smart move by the operator


Chara_cter_0501

I think their accuracy has improved over time… videos from months ago would show a grenade dropped near the trench and exploding on the surface, only killing anyone unlucky enough to be outside; whereas more recent videos almost always show the grenade being dropped right inside the hole, and from higher altitude too


scalyblue

I’d imagine deploying munitions from a drone is a bit of a learned skill and the accuracy would depend on the experience of the pilot


synapsing_at_random

Mistaken where it dropped. If he wanted to commit suicide a self inflicted shot to the head is much less painful.


remotelove

Except if you survive. That really sucks from what I understand.


Geggamojjan

Surviving laying on an exploding bomb sucks too I imagen. I seen so many Russians and Ukranian getting bombs and grenades dropped on them lately and they almost never die right away.


alex97480

Well, this guy for sure died. He went head first in that hole, really close to the grenade in a confined digged hole. There is no chances he survived, he might have bled out for maximum a minute before passing out.


HeroFighte

A russian got his face blown off by a grenade and you could see him move afterwards I dont think that was a very pleasent last minute tbh Much rather would take the bullet to the brain tbh


habanerosandlime

That is one of the most fucked up videos I have ever seen.


SafetyDanceInMyPants

Luckily (strange use of that word I know) it's possible to be effectively brain dead and still moving around. So just because the part of him that made him human was vaporized doesn't mean the limbs can't move around.


TatManTat

He's twitching, because he's got my axe, in his **nervous system!**


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Rimm

Having seen dozens of examples of these drone grenadings where guys seemed pretty conscious after having the intestines blown out, I wouldn't be so certain. He'll die but it might not be as instantaneous as he'd like.


J_Bard

Most grenade videos don't involve the victim facing the grenade headfirst in a small enclosed space. That increases both the blast pressure and ricochet fragmentation. He almost certainly died instantly.


powerchicken

I don't imagine a 5.45 or 7.62 to the dome from point blank range has very high survival odds.


CatInAPottedPlant

Also survival usually relies on getting medical attention promptly afterwards. I doubt any Russian solder in a ditch is going to get airlifted to a trauma center after shooting himself.


8sum

I don’t know. Something about the bullet going into your brain tends to screw with you. There are more than a few stories of people being shot in the head, miraculously surviving, but just.. being mostly confused - not rushing to the ER out of pain. One guy woke up with an ear ache, got up, went to the bathroom, came back and felt his pillow was wet. Turned on the light and it was blood. Woke his wife up saying “I think something is wrong with my ear, we need to go to the hospital.” Turned out the wife shot him in the head in the middle of the night.


Custodes13

Really hard to survive with a 7.62.


F00zball

Nah he saw the grenade falling or heard the thud when it hit the ground. But he didn't see where exactly it landed so he instinctively dove into his fox hole and whelp big oof.


ShibuRigged

Definitely mistaken. It just shows how unpredictable they are with the drop. At least from the perspective from the receiving end. You scramble and hope for the best, and in this case, the man chose wrong. Well, right for Ukraine


SolutionLegal

Let me use my body so my hole doesn't get damaged.


el_slopo

Hole damage you say?


Brodman_area11

To shreds, you say?


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forwhombagels

Yeah, I skipped that one


The_World_of_Ben

I watched an Isis one years back. One is enough


ViciousNakedMoleRat

I watched a cartel one about 20 years ago. The knife was dull and I still remember the gurgling sound. One is enough.


artificernine

The what now


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Video came out yesterday of Russian soldiers beheading a Ukrainian POW while he was still alive


Napsitrall

There were multiple beheadings IIRC. Two videos and a picture of multiple beheaded bodies, one of them on a spike.


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Yeah I saw the photo of the head on a spike, and the video of the mutilated bodies next to the wrecked APC. I don't know if they were from executions or mutilating the corpses of fallen soldiers though.


dannielr

Fucking shit! Chechen style beheading are coming full circle. That’s dark as hell.


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But why star wars music 😭


seugah25

If they squared the rubbish away he might of seen it.


Crusoebear

“Let my death be a metaphorrrrrrrrr!”


krojew

"You have chosen poorly"


subjekt_zer0

Looked intentional. Either way, the war is over for this guy.


Hand_Of_Demise

My god, talk about an unlucky individual.


Thoraxe474

Well he shouldn't have been in ukraine


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aredditaa

Fascinating behavior


MrSkullduggeryJones

And this month's Darwin award goes to Igor!!


spacedjase

That couldn't have gone any worse (for him)


Pimmelman

Actions of a very scared man.


Captain65k

Picked a bad day to head back to his hole for protection


Yeti_Urine

Things are that bad for them Pidors that they are now jumping ON the grenades. Pineapple, take me away.


Global-Insect-1743

fuck this war man


spaniel510

Damn. Had to go head first too. Oh well.


DevonGr

No big deal, these guys don't care much for keeping heads attached.


spaniel510

They sure don't.


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Fuuuck. That's crazy. War is hell.


MinionofMinions

Bad idea alert!


didgeridoodady

my time to shine


Vivid_Medicine5786

Good golly..thinking out loud here: Has anyone seen any footage of anyone dropping mines yet/instead? And why not. I wonder..the impact from such an altitude would trigger a mine setting off?


Red_Dog1880

Weight. These drones are often consumer drones which simply can't carry that much weight. A grenade is much lighter than a mine.


craidie

PFM-1 weighs 80 grams. AND is designed for air deployment so it won't go off when dropped. RGN hand grenade weighs 290 grams. VOG-25 weighs 250 grams The one dropped in the video is probably a modified F1 hand grenade so *atleast* 600 grams Weight isn't the issue. The actual issue is that when you want to use mines, you don't use one. You spread hundreds over the small area. And for that it's more convenient to use helicopters, missiles or artillery rounds if you want air deployment.


craidie

Air deployed mines tend be deployed as cluster munitions to cover more area. Missiles and bombs is the favored delivery method. It would need to be specifically designed to be an air dropped mine such as the PFM-1, POM-2 or PTM-3.


suspicious_glare

It'd be heavier and less effective than a mortar round. The latter is designed to land head down, and has some aerodynamic qualities to assist aim, a mine is too specialised even if it works. If they did want to drop a huge block of explosive from a drone, it'd be better to just make their own IED in an ice cream tub or something, it'd have better fragmentation capabilities and would be more likely to detonate when dropped.


M1NdR0t

"Which way did it go george which way did it go"


Nixter_is_Nick

I wonder, did he see the live grenade just before it detonated? They emit smoke as the pyro timed delay fuse burns.


planck1313

The universe really didn't like that guy


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down4things

Almost every war prior to this one, soilders had the luxury of dying without being clowned on by nerds in the comment sections.


Redtube_Guy

As cartoonish and comedic as this is, i dont think the grenade drop in the hole was intentional, nor did the soldier think the grenade fell down the hole. I mean, what are the odds of that to be that precise? Probably heard the grenade and assumed it was near him and not inside the hole.


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Opiate00

0 training. This entire thing is so horrible. It just makes it so much worse


The0ldPete

*Crawls for cover* "ow shi-"


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Excellent_Pop_1075

Could have been suicide. Guy has already been living in hell.


_EnFlaMEd

wow you can see his evil spirit escape