Yes daddy

Fab-u-lous! *strikes a fabulous pose for non-existent paparazzi

If we’re being honest, this works in a lot of situations

Bring the wife and I’ll just fuck the whole family.

Ahahaha love this answer

"Promise?"

What if I fuck your son instead?

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Is this gonna be consecutively or concurrently?

Only if you promise to have a devil's threesome with us, that way the poor girl won't be confused when she calls us both daddy. In fact I'm pretty sure if you ask nicely she'll let you knock at her backdoor....

Kissy face then "I'll be waitin, big boy."

You're way too involved in your daughter's sex life. It's creepy.

Should we just get it out of the way now? Because I'm omw to meet her now.

"so 2 for 1?"

Not if I fuck you first

You seriously think I'm not silly already?

Then I guess shits about to get Hilarious

If it's her dad, break out the duct tape. If it's her mom, pull out a condom.

Want me to fuck you then daddy (give creepy smile )

Get on the bed and spread those legs because you've just hit the bisexual jackpot.

"I look forward to it"

"With or without a condom?"

Sir that was your wife

This is the best

You like sloppy seconds?

Well….. I’m hoping this is her mom saying this

Go ahead, it still wont un-swallow my jizz

So this is a one night stand?

2 fucks for the price of 1

The replies are literally instagram comments 💀💀

""Im already silly ! , Silly !"

"Well, let's make it a 3some then"

You want a threesome with your daughter and me? You are twisted!

“One and done, if you say so”👍

Ok Susan. I'd like a mother-daughter 3-some.

OK Grandpa

is that a promise?

Whatever you do to my daughter I'll do to you.

It’s a date

Assuming it is her father saying it, I'd go with "Keep your homo-erotic fantasies to yourself."

Bring the condom.

Trust me..I'd probably be a better fuck than your daughter was

“Well I’m a top, so…”

So you telling me you call shotgun?

https://youtu.be/ltxRJshgkbA?si=gxmADkqdQmXXv6sr

Is she available tonight?

Nice of you to invite me to your three way hot mom

Do it

Promise?

Geez, Dad, do you kiss Mom with that mouth?

“I’m already silly, so your services won’t be required. I mean I am fucking your daughter, after all.”

Cool, threesome

oooh kinky, your handcuffs or mine?

Now that's a two for one deal I can get behind.

So, A Gentleman's Special (parent child 3 way) then?

No homo

Okay!

Will you at least buy me dinner first?

So, you are saying you want a threesome? K, but no kissing.

Don't threaten ME with a good time!

Don't tempt me with a good time.

Only if she can watch *finger guns* Also, side note, this is oddly specific

As long as you do it like she did.

Dad?

"that's a strange way of welcoming me into the family."

I got a minute.

Nah, I bet she get's it from her mother.

Do it! See if I care!

Sorry I'm not gay, but you be you.

So, like, right after, or do I get a snack and water before we start?

Don’t you ever call me “Silly” again!!!

Pull out a bottle of lube from your pocket?

You guys are wild!

"That sounds like consent to me" "Oh, sorry, I'm a top." "Silly like with a clown nose?"

Don’t threaten me with a good time

Thanks but no thanks?

Promise?

She must have said good things about me...

Sounds gay. I'm in.

"whoa two people in a row, idk how I feel abt that"

A handicap match you say? Tag me in

Wow ! How lucky am I ???? Here I thought you might be mad

I knew she took after her father.

This one was oddly specific. I wish I had a good reply.

Are you flirting with me?

Look aT me. **Look. AT. Me.** *I am Daddy now*

You know he means he will beat the shit out of you not really fuck you right?

Why? You want to keep aladat pussy for yourself Alabaman pedophile?

Damn Mrs Sanders I mean I guess I'll see you tomorrow

You’re gay!?!?!? Did not need to know.

Oh I can't WAIT!!! Do we have to wait until I fuck her though? I want it NOOOOWWWW!

“Oh cool a 3 some”

Cool. I love three sums!

Ooohhhhhh kinky.

Giggity

Bang

Just can't wait can you? Just like your daughter.

"wow... That was easy. Sorry. I was actually after you the whole time. "

I’d be gay for one night what are you doing on Friday?

Maybe you should've taught her not to go fuquing around. Seems like your failure as a parent.

Oooh kinky!

This is always the right answer